A Troublesome Series of Events

Shikamaru placed his hands flat on the ground on either side of Naruto’s head, holding himself up. He let himself be pulled down more, deepening the kiss and trailing his tongue along the blond’s bottom lip before forcing his tongue into the hot mouth.

The chakra stopped, the possessor of it standing in a tree across the water. The man’s eyes gleamed, his hands sneaking into the open front of his clothing and pulling out his ever faithful magnifying glass.

It might not have been girls, but half of straight sex involved the male body…

And this looked like excellent research.

Sasuke finished stretching the blond, letting go of the boy’s weeping erection. He lifted out of the water, moving to Naruto’s unoccupied side, stroking himself lightly.

“We don’t have any lube…” He said huskily, stopping near Naruto’s upper body, intent clear. Naruto eyed the Uchiha’s darkened organ, looking back at Shikamaru.

Shikamaru glanced over at Sasuke, breaking the kiss and pulling back. He absently licked his lips, vaguely tasting Naruto in his saliva. He sat back on his haunches, eyeing the two.

Jiraiya leaned forward eagerly, watching his former student’s eyes as he read the question from the Uchiha boy’s lips. The gleam in them, the obvious want and longing for the cock presented to him. Oh yes, research indeed… And maybe a little blackmail.

Naruto licked his lips, sitting up slightly. He grinned at Sasuke, gripping him at the base.

“At least come to me, your highness.” He said mockingly as he pulled slightly, drawing the Uchiha closer by the mix of pleasure and vulnerability. Any more words he would have said were cut off as he discarded them, latching onto the head and silencing Sasuke’s vocals. He began suckling on the head, lathering it with his saliva. He pulled back with a wet pop, much to Sasuke’s disappointment, turning to Shikamaru. He grinned at him as well.

“Wanna come help?”

Shikamaru smirked, letting out a short hum in response. He leaned over Naruto and, with one hand on the ground and the other on the Uchiha’s hip, slowly licked up the side of Sasuke’s erection, tongue flat and eyes not leaving Naruto’s face.

Naruto’s grin never left, only becoming even more devious. He leaned forward, licking along Sasuke’s shaft, imitating Shikamaru. When he came to the head he leaned around it, capturing Shikamaru’s lips in a kiss, Sasuke’s pre-cum shining on his lips and tongue as he did so.

Jiraiya, still watching from the tree, was going wild. He had no problem imagining the two boys as two lovely vixens, storing the image away for use later in his book. He barely noticed the nosebleed that had started up as he leaned forward, eyepiece glued on the scene.

Shikamaru returned the kiss, drawing away from the Uchiha’s shaft for the moment. He drew back a little to lick at Naruto’s lips before reengaging the kiss.

Naruto enjoyed the feel of Shikamaru at his mouth, slicking his tongue across the Nara’s before drawing back. He placed his mouth at the head again, suckling while his hand reached for Shikamaru, sliding his fingertips over his olive-toned skin, loving the feel of the other.

Sasuke shivered, having enjoyed the scene as much as the other two, his stomach churning in lust. He reached down, using Naruto’s shoulder for balance as he began to sway, his muscles going weak under the pleasure.

Shikamaru shivered at the touches, leaning down again and licking around Sasuke. He suckled at him lightly before bringing his hand over and started to fondle his sacs.

Sasuke shuddered more, his grip tightening on Naruto, his body shaking from the pleasure as well as the growing strain of staying on his knees like he was. He almost bucked when Shikamaru’s hands began working on his balls.

“F-fuck you guys are gonna make me cum early…” He breathed, tilting his head back to resist watching as Naruto pulled back, running the tip of his tongue around and around his cockhead.

Shikamaru pulled back with a soft slurping noise, looking up at Sasuke. He smirked and licked his lips before leaning forward and nipping lightly at the pale hips in front of him. “Want us to stop then?” he murmured against the Uchiha’s skin, gently squeezing and rolling his balls in his hand.

Sasuke’s lips tilted into a smirk.

“Fuck no…" He looked down again, eyes locking with Shikamaru’s as he began to softly move his hips back and forth, Naruto’s mouth engulfing him and sucking down halfway. He cringed in pleasure. “Naruto’s not stretched just to fit only me, you know.” He reached down, undoing Shikamaru’s ever-present hair tie, letting the soft strands fall out.

Shikamaru smirked back and nodded, murmuring, “We’ll take care of you first, though.” He watched Sasuke disappear into Naruto’s mouth for a second before moving his hands again and holding down Sasuke’s hips. He leaned down again and licked his erection again, tracing Naruto’s lips at the same time. He licked lower until he came to his balls, lapping at it.

Sasuke shuddered more, twitching his hips forward, held back by Shikamaru’s hands. It felt so good to have the two licking and suckling him. He was so close, just a few more moments and he knew he’d reach his peak.

Naruto hummed, slipping lower onto Sasuke, running his tongue along the underside of him before coming back up and sucking hard on the end, massaging him with his lips.

Shikamaru sucked gently then moved back up, licking up the dorsal vein slowly. He let one hand drift up Sasuke’s body, running up his back with various degrees of pressure. He fought back a smirk as he shifted his mouth’s attention to Naruto’s throat, gently nipping and sucking at it.

Sasuke shuddered, feeling the sharp twitches of pleasure shoot out from his back, feeling what Shikamaru had done shove him over the edge, hard. He didn’t even realize he was moaning until after, Naruto dropping his now limp cock from his lips, the gooey spend coating the inside of his mouth and shining at the corner of his lips where some had spilled out. He slumped back, panting.

“That was fast, Sasuke.” Naruto said teasingly, licking at his lips, eyes still gleaming. Sasuke flushed, giving a halfhearted glare at Shikamaru, eyes half-mast.

“…There are reasons.” He said, licking his own lips as he saw the glimmer of his cum still on the boy’s lips and chin.

Shikamaru pulled away from the hickey he was making, letting the smirk spread on his lips as he looked over at Sasuke. He followed his line of sight, smirk widening a bit as he leaned in and licked the corner of Naruto’s mouth.

Naruto turned his face, catching Shikamaru in a kiss, wondering what it was they were hinting about. He snuck his cum tainted tongue into the Nara’s mouth, running along the other boy’s wet muscle, sharing the taste of Sasuke while his hands began exploring the olive chest again, unable to keep his hands back.

Sasuke sat, watching, feeling his lower stomach start to flip with lust, his cock unmoved by the performance.

Shikamaru let out a soft moan, exploring the blond’s mouth and licking up the residue cum. He ran one hand down Naruto’s side, using the other to keep him hovering above the other boy.

Naruto kissed back hungrily, his hand moving down to Shikamaru’s waistline, slipping below the boxers and to his untouched erection, fisting it. He gave a small squeeze, moving his hand along the length of it, moaning into Shikamaru’s mouth.

On the sidelines Sasuke sat, willing his erection up, wanting to get back into the action.

Shikamaru groaned, eyes slipping closed. He broke the kiss, panting and trying to catch his breath for a second. He opened his eyes, looking down at the blond. “Still wanna be fucked?” he asked in a whisper, smirking lightly.

Naruto grinned, leaning up and pushing at Shikamaru, quickly overtaking him, flipping him onto his back. He kissed him, pulling and tugging on his shorts to get them off.

“Hell yes I wanna.” He said when he’d pulled back. He was getting excited all over again; nearly shredding Shikamaru’s remaining clothing in his hurry.

Shikamaru blinked, chuckling a second later and lifted his hips to help Naruto get his boxers off. He snaked his hands down to the other’s ass, squeezing it before inserting three fingers into his entrance, making sure he was still stretched enough after the pause.

Naruto moaned, wriggling against the fingers before sitting up, straddling Shikamaru. He smirked, stroking up and down Shikamaru’s length as he lifted himself, intent on being filled now.

“Come on Shika, I’m ready.” He said, his ass held above Shikamaru’s ready cock, one hand holding the Nara’s length in place.

Shikamaru’s smirk widened and he took out his fingers before playfully slapping one of his ass cheeks. “I’m not stopping you,” he said, moving to rest his hands on Naruto’s hips, ready to help him down if he needed it.

Naruto bit his bottom lip, growling playfully back as he began easing himself down, using both of his hands to coordinate himself. He sighed in pleasure when Shikamaru’s cockhead was in, slipping the rest of the way down eagerly.

“Good.” He finally answered, smirking down at him, eyes swimming red in his excitement, a little fang glinting in the set of his teeth. The seal was visible on his stomach, black and almost tender with the backset of his golden skin.

Shikamaru groaned, lips staying parted so he could breathe easier. His fingers dug into Naruto’s hips, trying to ground himself and keep from slamming up into the tight heat surrounding him.

Naruto saved Shikamaru the temptation, beginning a rough, fast paced rhythm, his body flexing as he slammed himself up and down on Shikamaru’s hot erection. He groaned loudly, sliding his hands back, leaning with it as he continued flexing.

In the trees Jiraiya cursed, having to quickly wipe the lens of his eyepiece as it had gotten fogged up. As soon as he could he looked back, drooling as he started writing without looking, making notes on all he could see.

Shikamaru moaned, shuddering lightly before he let his control slip, hips rocking up as Naruto came down. He rested his head back against the ground when his neck started getting sore from holding it up and he closed his eyes.

Sasuke groaned at the sight, having sat back silently until now. It was too much, even with how little time had passed he was feeling a stirring in his loins.

Naruto made small grunting sounds, thrusting down even faster barely hearing Sasuke; he turned, giving him a wicked grin, lifting one hand up and fisting himself as he continued to flex down onto Shikamaru. He could feel his release fast approaching at the rate he was going.

Shikamaru opened his eyes at Sasuke’s moan, giving one of his own at the sight above him. He moved one of his hands from Naruto’s hips and pulled the tan hand away, starting to pump Naruto himself in the same rhythm their hips were going.

Naruto cried out, pushing down harder, getting Shikamaru deeper inside as he felt his completion spill out, his cum spurting out almost violently as he screamed out a broken howl of passion.

Shikamaru shuddered, hips snapping upwards as Naruto’s entrance clenched around him, almost unbearingly tight. He bit his lip, breath catching in his throat, as he orgasmed, spilling into Naruto.

Naruto shivered, panting. He blearily pulled up and off, hot fluid already leaking out and slicking across the backs of his thighs. He moved to the side, laying back and taking deep breaths, a pleased smile on his face.

“That was good, Shika…” He mumbled, feeling sleep pulling at him quickly. Sasuke, his cock only half hard, sat back on his palms, legs stretched before him.

“Yes, yes it was Shikamaru.” He smirked at the other, licking his lips.

Shikamaru half sat up, leaning his weight on his arms, after he caught his breath. He looked over at Sasuke, a slight flush on his face.

It was then that Jiraiya decided to make his entrance, dropping down from the branch he’s been perched on. His lips were twisted into a wide smirk as he heralded the three boys.

“So, you do that often out here or should I buy tickets for a different location next time?” he asked, laughing loudly. Sasuke glared outright hatred at the older man while Naruto shot up, surprise and embarrassment on his features.

“Pervy sage!” Naruto’s voice cracked a little over the last word, blue eyes wide.

Shikamaru scowled, his flush deepening as he turned his gaze onto Jiraiya. He wasn’t shy about his body at all, but the fact that the sannin had been spying on them having sex was disturbing and just uncomfortable. Covering up his embarrassment he snapped, “I thought you only wrote straight porn.”

“Yes well, watching free porn is just as good.” He chuckled, smirking smugly at Shikamaru. “And besides, with your hair down it wasn’t all that hard to imagine.”

Sasuke growled, Naruto leaping to his feet, indignant by his master’s words towards his lover.

“You take that back, pervy sage! You could imagine a tree to be a woman, let alone a human!” He yelled, pointing at his perverted sensei. Jiraiya unashamedly looked down, tutting to himself.

“Naruto you should really take care of yourself. You’re so un-groomed.” He sighed, scratching the back of his head. “Can’t you be more like Sasuke over there? You know normally when they say bush they’re referring to a woman.”

Shikamaru’s scowl grew and he glanced off to the side. He knew he was feminine looking with his hair down, which was another reason why he kept it up all the time.

“You know, smart voyeurs don’t normally show themselves after watching,” he said. “Especially when they’re more than four times the age of whom they’re spying on. You know… making it illegal.”

Jiraiya grinned wider, waggling his eyebrows at all three of the boys.

“It would be illegal, if not for the fact that you're in a public place. Thus, you are doing what we adults like to call indecent exposure. I can’t help it if my old eyes saw something raunchy while out for a stroll.”

Naruto had his mouth open, two hands covering his groin. The way Shikamaru and Jiraiya were talking was just making the whole thing that much weirder… and so what if he didn’t shave himself down there like Sasuke?!

“Either way, I don’t think Tsunade wants to hear about this.” Sasuke said from the sideline. While the others had been distracted he’d gotten his still wet boxers back on. “This just better not make it to people like Kakashi.”

“Tch, or anyone in the village,” Shikamaru muttered, inwardly shuddering at the thought of his mother ever finding out about this.

Jiraiya smiled, tapping his chin.

“Well, I’ll be adding it to Icha Icha, of course, but without your names so only we four will know…” Sasuke glared, picking up Naruto’s boxers and handing them to the blond to slip into.

“Otherwise I could always report this to, say, Iruka…”

Shikamaru sighed as he leaned over and grabbed his own boxers, slipping them on (and so glad they weren’t wet and clinging to him). “Or, say… I could not tell Tsunade about your other plot. You know, the one about the female master and student lusting for each other,” he said, smirking.

He was sure there wasn’t such a thing, but Tsunade and Sakura didn’t know that.

Jiraiya gave him a look saying ‘I hadn’t thought of that’ before grinning even broader.

“Shikamaru, you genius you! I should hire you to help me; you can be my official muse!” His grin turned lecherous as he thought more about that particular avenue of literature, ignoring Naruto’s protests about ‘the pervy sage stealing Shika away!’. Of course, to keep to his theme, there had to be a male in there… unless he made it a special edition. He began to snigger deviously to himself, turning his back on the boys.

“I am off to write! Soon, soon this masterpiece will be ready for the world!”

Shikamaru stared at the sannin’s back in disbelief before looking at Naruto. “He really doesn’t care about his health, does he?” he asked the blond, shuddering at the thought of both Tsunade’s and Sakura’s super-human strength targeted at him. Not something you ever wanted to happen, if you asked him.

Naruto shrugged, pouting and folding his arms.

“Not really. He knows Tsunade would never really kill him, so he’ll only get a few broken bones. Nothing permanent.” Naruto explained, pouting further.

“Well, nothing more to do here.” Sasuke said, finding the rest of his clothing and slipping it on. “Might as well head home.”

Shikamaru shook his head as he stood up, gathering his clothes and putting them back on. He frowned to himself, remembering that he hadn’t taken the vitamins that Tsunade had given him yesterday. He’d just have to take one once home.

Naruto reluctantly dressed, following the others’ examples.

“That was still awesome, Shika.” He said, blushing and grinning at the other. He hadn’t had time to clean himself and could feel the fluid getting on his boxers and pants, but he didn’t care. It had been fun, up until Jiraiya had showed up and embarrassed them all.

Sasuke chuckled under his breath, mumbling something about him being a dobe.

Shikamaru smirked and shook his head a little. “You did all the work, though,” he said, chuckling after. He started walking back towards the village itself after they’d all finished dressing.

“You helped.” He said with a faint blush. Sasuke snorted. Naruto glared but kept his mouth shut about it.

“What are we gonna do now anyway?”

Shikamaru shrugged, glancing up at the sky as he walked. “No clue. I do need to get something at home, but otherwise…”

Naruto shrugged his shoulders, Sasuke remaining silent.

“Lead on then, Shika!” Naruto exclaimed, happily walking along beside the other boy. By now they’d made it back to the main streets of Konoha, weaving through people as they headed home.

“Shikamaru?” Sakura’s voice could be heard from a shop to their right. Naruto turned eagerly, still enjoying the girls company despite his past crush and the fact he was dating her old crush. He tried not to think about all that.

Shikamaru turned his head, pausing in his step at his name. He raised an eyebrow and spotted Sakura, lifting a hand in greeting. “Yeah, you need something, Sakura?”

Sasuke wished for nothing more than to keep walking. The last time he’d seen Sakura was when she’d come to their apartment and told him what Itachi had done to Shikamaru. His fists clenched at the memory, jaw tightening.

“Just wanted to ask about the party.” She said cheerfully, walking up to the three boys. She kept her eyes off Sasuke, also remembering the last time they’d spoken. Naruto seemed happy enough to see her.

“Sakura-chan, how are you!” He yelled, moving to throw his arms around her in a hug. He was met with a fist to the gut.

“Not now and not in public, Naruto.” She ground out, turning her eyes back to Shikamaru.

Shikamaru held back a sigh and the urge to roll his eyes. “Ah, I haven’t really been thinking much about it yet,” he said as he helped Naruto back on his feet. “But we could talk about it now? Well, in a little bit; we need to get cleaned up first.”

“Cleaned up?” she gave him a puzzled look, wondering what he meant by that. They all looked pretty clean to her.

“We went swimming.” Naruto said, grinning at her. She looked at his hair. It didn’t look too wet… But then, it was a pretty hot day, and who knows how long they’d been out of the water. She shrugged.

“Alright, where do you want to meet then?”

Shikamaru was quiet for a minute while he thought. “Ah… is at the memorial stone alright?” he asked. Since it was a hot day, it was better to be outside than in, where it was muggy, and it had a place to sit down without having to spend money.

Sakura thought as well, before nodding.

“Sure thing, I’ll see you there!” She said, lifting a hand as she began walking off, back to the shopping she’d been doing before spotting the Nara. Naruto looked back at Shikamaru after waving her off enthusiastically, grinning.

“Shall we?” Sasuke said, a little coldly compared to Naruto.

Shikamaru nodded, turning back around and starting towards their apartment again. "You two don't have to come with me, you know," he said, sensing Sasuke's discomfort.

Sasuke shrugged, hunching his shoulders slightly as they started walking, Naruto practically dancing around them in his sudden renewal of energy.

“Nothing else to do, really…”

“Well if you still don’t like Sakura, why would going help?” Naruto asked, stilling his movement beside the pale boy. Sasuke snorted, hunching further and remaining silent.

Shikamaru inwardly rolled his eyes, not caring much either way as long as he didn't get a headache by the end of the day.