Drabbel Days

"It won’t work Naruto." Sasuke rolled his eyes as Naruto grinned mischievously.



"’Course it will, Sasuke."



"I’m telling you, Itachi is unprankable. I’ve tried since I was a kid to get him; you just can’t.” Sasuke shook his head, before falling back on his bed.



Naruto looked down at the other. "It will work! It's flawless! ‘Sides, Sasuke, your pranks never worked because you’re just not as good as I am." Naruto’s grin widened as Sasuke rolled his eyes again.



"Well, whatever it is, don’t come whining to me when it’s you who loses."



"I won't." Naruto stuck his tongue out in a childish manner. “You just gotta do one thing for me.” Naruto grinned again as Sasuke frowned.



“What?”

 

Naruto slipped in the door as Sasuke slipped out. "You sure he got wasted last night?”



Sasuke rolled his eyes, starting down the steps. "Yes, idiot. Also, I know you forget all the time, so I set up a camera. Fail or succeed, it should be a funny watch." Sasuke smirked as Naruto stuck his tongue out once again.



An evil grin played out on Naruto’s lips as he quietly moved up the staircase. He worked on stripping off his clothes along the way; there was nothing better than this. Itachi, a straight man, waking up after drinking all night to find another man naked in his bed. It was perfect and fool proof; this was going to be so funny.



He stripped down to his boxers, coming to Itachi’s bedroom. He smiled, easing the door open as he slipped his boxers to the floor.



He slowly made his way to the bed, gently sliding under the covers and pulling the blankets up over him while holding back his snickers; he needed to be serious about this. He moved closer to Itachi’s body, placing a arm across his waist as he closed his eyes.



Now, he just had to wait for Itachi to wake up, then it would be worth it. He would have a lifetime of laughs over this; it would be the greatest prank ever.



...



Naruto shifted as he scratched his stomach, his eyes hazily opening, before he grimaced. Shit, he really fell asleep. Naruto looked over slightly. He was ready for the laughter to start when he realized Itachi was staring down at him and unfortunately, the smirk on Itachi’s face had him going silent.



He wasn’t sure what to say; Itachi didn’t look mad, disgusted or anything except maybe slightly amused.



"Uh..."



Naruto’s voice died in his throat when Itachi crawled over him, pinning his hands above his head. "Well, this is a fortunate turn out, isn’t it, Naruto?"



Naruto could hear the amusement in Itachi’s voice. "Huh?" he said, getting kind of nervous as he realized that he was naked, pinned hip to hip beneath an Itachi who was nearly naked himself.



"If I had known this is all it would take to get you into my bed, I would have let Sasuke try and get me drunk a lot sooner."



That evil smirk on Itachi’s lips; he was getting the feeling that he was the one on the receiving end of this situation, something more than a prank. His mouth was dry. "I -I thought you were straight," Naruto whispered.



"Yes, that’s what you thought." Itachi’s smirk widened. "That’s the problem, Naruto -- you just assume things on your own," said Itachi, as he ground their hips together causing Naruto to groan. "But you don’t seem opposed to it, so let’s save the talking for later, shall we." There wasn’t a question there; Naruto couldn’t help but try to swallow the lump in his throat...



Sasuke was right, he’d lost.