Sweet, Innocent Hinata-Chan (COMPLETE!!!!!)

Neji was finally settling in when he heard a small knock on his door. It slid open and he saw Tenchi standing there, holding a hairbrush in her hand. He couldn't get over how beautiful she was, with her sand-colored hair and green eyes.

"My father has sent me to help you in anyway you need. May I brush your hair for you, Neji-Sama?"

Neji blushed a little, but accepted her invitation. He turned around and she began running the soft brush through his beautiful hair.

"Your hair is so wonderful, Neji-Sama...Whatever do you do to keep it so amazing?"

He shrugged and blushed.

"Oh...I don't know...It's just like this naturally."

They continued to talk and she didn't seemed bothered at all when he brought up TenTen, but even kept that to a minimum out of respect for TenTen herself. When she was done, he noticed she was holding his hair ribbon in her hand.

"May I keep this? I want something to remember my savior."

Neji played with his soft hair, braiding it all the way down to his spine.

"Yeah, I guess."

She kissed it and smiled with a small blush.

"Arigato, Neji-Sama...I will treasure this always."

He nodded slowly and she turned to go run him a bath. He sighed, rolling out his futon and laying on it. He stared up at the ceiling of the old, traditional inn, which, despite being located in an eternally snowy region, held up very well and was warm. He remembered giving his favorite, precious white ribbon to TenTen, wondering how she was doing. He rolled over on his side, somewhat irritated by the lumpy braid going down his back and sighed. Before he even knew it, he found himself drifting off to sleep. He dreamed of seeing TenTen again and hopefully soon. He almost instantly thought of the song "Your Body Is A Wonderland" and was bombarded by visions of his TenTen laying in a pure, white bed with white sheets and her laying in the center of the bed, the sheet just covering her from the chest down, cutting off right at her thighs. She was giggling as she extended her hand to him and he took it, losing himself with TenTen in the sea of white blankets as they spent the warm, spring day inside, doing nothing else but playing around the way they were. He released a small sigh and opened his eyes. He imagined TenTen laying beside him, smiling at him. As if she were there, he reached out his hand and in his mind, she responded to his touch by lightly touching the side of his face. It was then he realized...he missed TenTen more than anything and wanted nothing more than to go home to her. He finally decided to go to bed for real, knowing Tenchi wouldn't bother him with a bath when he was sleeping. He changed into the kimono laid out for him and climbed back beneath the blankets. He turned off the single, electric light in the room and yawned before falling into a deep sleep where he and TenTen were making endless love.

He was unaware that Tenchi watched him as he fidgeted, plagued by missing his love. She sighed a little kissing the ribbon and whispering,

"Ten..."

Neji, so lost in his dreams, didn't notice Tenchi as she walked into the room, the black ribbon in her hand glowing...along with her beautiful green eyes...


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Shikamaru groaned, completely full from the meal the four daughters had cooked him and his comrades. As he walked to his room, he reached into his pocket to grab his pack of
cigarettes. He stopped, noticing Richi leaning against his room door. She saw him and quickly stood up, bowing happily.

"Ah! Shikamaru-Sama. There you are!"

He walked over to her, sighing a little with the unlit cigarette in his mouth.

"What's up?"

She smiled and opened his door for him. He saw his futon all laid out for him and he couldn't have looked happier. A nice, warm bed to sleep in.

"Hey, thanks, kiddo."

He put his hand on her head and she blushed, smiling happily.

"You're welcome, Shikamaru-Sama. Actually...I wanted to know if...I could sit with you for a little while."

Shikamaru sighed.

"How troublesome, but hey, suit yourself."

She followed him inside, closing the door behind her. She sat on his futon with him and noticed him light the cigarette. Shikamaru was a little surprised upon seeing her reach for another cigarette out of his pack. She put it in her mouth, leaned forward and touched the tip to his own cigarette until it lit. A cigarette kiss. She smirked at him a little and Shikamaru's eyes could only widen.

"We...well, this is different."

She sat backwards, untying her kimono belt a little so it was looser. His eyes went straight to her chest, realizing how hidden it was by her kimono. She raised her kimono until her pretty, smooth legs were showing, stopping at her thighs. She smirked a little blowing smoke out of her nostrils.

"I guess this must surprise you, Shikamaru-Sama...I know, sometimes, it surprises me."

Shikamaru didn't know what to say at this point, so he just listened. He watched as she moved closer, resting her head against his chest.

"Everyone expects me to be the 'good girl' since I am the youngest, but...that's not me at all."

Obviously, Shikamaru thought to himself. She looked up at him, taking the cigarette out of her mouth. Her long, brown hair spiraled around her body haphazardly and she looked...exactly like one of those women in brothels he'd seen while traveling to Suna once. He blushed with a sigh, but his eyes could only widen even more when she started stroking his thigh.

"I can please a man...if only you'll let me, Shikamaru-Sama...I'll show you things you've never seen before."

"Not interested."

Her eyes widened and she looked at him in complete disbelief.

"What?!"

He looked at her, tapping ash from the end of his cigarette.

"I said, I'm not interested. I already have a woman. A WOMAN. Not a little girl who's hiding behind an innocent facade just to rebel against daddy when he's not looking. You should really loose the act. It's reeeeally troublesome."

She stood up with a sigh, extinguishing the cigarette, but making sure she didn't break it. She tucked it behind her ear, hiding it with her long hair. After readjusting her kimono, she sighed a little bit and smiled at him.

"You're the troublesome one, Shikamaru-Sama, but...I guess I cannot force myself on you."

Shikamaru chuckled a little.

"Don't think it works that way."

"Not at all. I'll make you want me though."

He smirked a little and shrugged yawning before he laid down.

"Run along and play. I'm faithful to my woman, despite the fact she's probably the most troublesome of them all."

She nodded with a smile before leaving. Shikamaru sighed heavily and honestly could have dealt with sleeping in a cave while Neji froze his balls off than dealing with flirty women. Women...He changed into his own yukata before turning off the light and getting beneath the blankets. He yawned a little, wondering what it was Temari was doing. Did she really go back to Suna? Probably. If she didn't who knows what Gaara would have done if his sister had gone awol for a long amount of time, still...He would have endured the little demon's wrath to spend more time with Temari. He only saw her a three days a week and that wasn't enough for him. He released a sharp breath, taking down his hair and letting it fall to his shoulders. He played with his left ear, feeling a little odd without the earring he'd left Temari and just walking around wearing his right earring. He hoped his hole didn't close up, but since he'd had his ears pierced since birth, he doubted it. He rolled over, drifting into a deep sleep, also unaware of Richi standing outside of his door. She re-lit the cigarette she'd tucked behind her ear and smirked, whispering,

"...Ri."

She walked into the room and stood over Shikamaru as he slept. The cigarette smoke from her own cigarrette turned into red smoke, her eyes glowing red in the process. She kneeled over him and watched as he deeply inhaled the red smoke into his lungs as he slept. She stood up with a small smirk.

"...We'll see if you want me now, Shikamaru-Sama. I'll show you how much of a 'little girl' I am."

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Sasuke hated the damn inn and wanted to go home. Plain and simple. While he enjoyed Kuchi waiting on him hand and foot, she sorely reminded him of Sakura before he was able to return his feelings and when she annoyed the hell out of him. But, the blonde wasn't bad to look at and that was the truth. He'd found some solace in the hot bath, relaxing his sore and tired muscles. He sighed, staring the roof of the steamy bathroom and wondered how Sakura was doing. While he didn't understand what it was like to be pregnant, he could definitely understand the fear of being a father to an entirely different being. How would the baby look? Would she be a beauty with long, raven hair and eyes that shimmered like emeralds? Would she be strong and understanding and stubborn? Would she relentlessly chase her perspective mate with all of the fire she held in her soul? Sasuke blinked a little before chuckling.

"Or, if I'm lucky, she wouldn't take an interest in boys until she was thirty..." He said to no one in particular.

"See? You're already thinking like a father, Sasuke-Sama!" A voice cheered.

Sasuke's eyes quickly opened, his sharingan activated. When he saw it was only Kuchi-Chan, he deactivated said Sharigan and sighed a little.

"Oh, it's youuu...WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY CLOTHING?!"

He watched the blonde blush and smile, pressing only a soft, cotton white towel to her large chest. She undid her long, blonde hair and he noticed how it flowed down to the middle of her back, her blue eyes glittering mischeviously. Maybe it was the heat, but Sasuke thought Kuchi looked almost like onna-Naruto, or, as the shinobi called himself when he performed his sex-jutsu, Naruko-Chan. She stepped up the stairs leading to the bath with a blush and Naruto watched as 110lbs of pure woman sank into the water opposite of him. A huge blush was running across, but Sasuke played it off as if he didn't care. She smiled and nodded.

"So, Sasuke-Sama, when is she due?"

"Why are you in here?"

"This is usually when I bathe. We don't get many visitors often, so I'm very interested in what a Konohagure shinobi's life is like."

He shrugged and sighed.

"It's okay, I guess."

"Would you like me to wash your back?"

He looked at the blonde and could only see Naruto in disguise, even though he knew Naruto was sleeping as if he were dead. Large amounts of food, plus a naturally hyperactive personality usually meant Naruto was dead to this world at this point.

"No, that's not necessary."

She sighed a little and looked at the water.

"I'm sorry...that was very forward of me. It's just that whenever we do get customers, I see it that they need whatever they want..."

Sasuke peeked out of the corner of her eye, looking at the girl stare at the water sadly. She smiled apologetically.

"But, it seems that I am not needed, so, I shall leave you to bathe in peace, Sasuke-Sama."

She went to stand up, but gasped when she heard Sasuke say,

"Stay, go, do as you please. It doesn't concern me."

She took that as an invitation to stay, but knew that what she did in the end really didn't affect him much. Kuchi was very familiar with the legendary sourpuss Sasuke Uchiha. She sat back down in the water with a sigh and smiled.

"Arigato, Sasuke-Sama. So, when is your lady due?"

Sasuke shrugged and scratched the back of his head.

"I'm assuming eight months."

"And you had to leave her to come on this mission? That's awful!"

He looked at her, seeing the appaulled look on her face. He chuckled a little and sighed.

"Yeah, it does suck. She's really had it in for me since we were kids."

"I certainly cannot blame her. I only wish that I had been born a few years from now. Then, I may have had the luck to maybe fall in love with your son if you had one."

Sasuke stared at the girl then almost laughed at her.

"Did I say something funny?"

"No, nothing."

It was then Sasuke felt it-as if his mind started getting really foggy. This was unheard of, he never fainted in a bath before...

"Sasuke-Sama, are you alright?"

He shook off the fogginess and sighed a little in irritation.

"I think I've been in here for far too long."

The steam suddenly smelled a lot sweeter all of a sudden. He wondered if he was getting some unheard of jutsu called steam-induced hysteria. He must have...because Kuchi was looking better to look at as the seconds passed. She placed her hair into two, long pigtails and her eyes narrowed. Jesus Christ, she really did look like Naruto...She crawled towards him, licking her lips.

"I heard...you're the only one immune to Naruto Uzamaki's Sexy No Jutsu. What do you think, Sasuke-Sama...?"

She stood up, exposing her entire, tight little body to Sasuke who was trying to fight off whatever it was that was starting to take a hold of his body. He gripped the side of his tub and glared at her.

"You bitch...what do you think you're doing...?"

She reached out, taking his face softly in between her hands and narrowed her foxish eyes.

"Now, now, Sasuke-Sama...let's enjoy this evening...You can't tell me you aren't attracted to me. Or...is it that if I were Naruto Uzamaki, and he'd been born female, you would have wanted to make love to him...?"

Sasuke's eyes widened he glared at her with one of his deadliest glares, yet she seemed unaffected. He tried pushing her off of him...but his entire body was frozen with paralysis.

"Don't bother trying to move, Sasuke-Sama...I put special herbs in the water that neutralizes chakra. It normally doesn't affect people...unless it's mixed with water and that person has been sitting in the water, letting the herb seep into their muscles and skin for over an hour. Guess what, Sasuke-Kun...?"

She slowly brought his head to the crevice in between her breasts from which he could see a dark light coming from between her breasts.

"Your hour is up."

As she embraced Sasuke, she whispered,

"...Ku..."