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10 Things Naruto is not alowed to do

By: MindGames5150
folder Naruto › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 3
Views: 1,191
Reviews: 89
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Gaara's List

Hi everyone! I'm here again with a new chapter in my " I'm not allowed to...." series! Sorry I've taken so long to update, I was a little buisy with my cousins coming down from Ripon and my friend coming up from Arisona.....anywho! I just have a little note before we get Gaara's List underway, I have gone back to my second chapter and changed the list to a "I'm not allowed to..." format since I like it better. Well, since I have nothing to more to say, I guess we can get this started, huh? I hope you enjoy it!

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Gaara's List-

1.- I am not allowed to eat anything Naruto gives me

2.- I am not allowed to draw eyebrows on myself with a red sharpie

3.- I am not allowed to use my sand to do perverted things to myself

4.- I am not allowed to use my sand to do perverted things to others

5.- I am not allowed to walk outside nakid with just my sand to cover myself

6.- I am not allowed to join Naruto in singing and stipping during important board meetings

7.- I am not allowed to trip people with my sand while I watch and hide

8.- I am not allowed to create a pet cat out of sand and have it sit in my lap during board meetings while I pet it and say "Yes Mr.
Bigglesworth

9.- I am not allowed to use my "Third eye" to stair at people, whether I am in the room or not

10.- I am not allowed to tell people that "I may only love myself, but that doesn't mean you can't give me some lovin." and then
wink at them creepily


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Yay! I'm done! Well, this is about the time I would go through all of my reviews and thank you all personally, but I'm a little short on time so until I can get around to doing it in the next chapter, thank you all very much and I hope you enjoyed this most recent installment!

P.S.- Please bare with me on any grammar mistakes for this chapter! Thanx!
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