You Possessive Bastard!
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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Stuttering Tomatoes!!
I don't own Naruto.... How many times must I say that?!
Sorry for taking so long guys ^^ It was done a long time ago but my beta's computer got fried. You know how it is. Don't blame her, ok? Without her I won't know what to do ^^; Thanks Lana nee-chan!! (a.k.a hourglasssand on Lj)
Nee-chan and I edited chapter one as much as we could to make the story flow better so if you can, please re-read it ^^;
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Chapter Two - Stuttering Tomatoes!!
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Last Time...
He left the clothes on the bed for Naruto and flashed a rather creepy smile, 'One step at a time...' thinking about how Naruto would throw a fit when he comes out of the shower 'Soon, everyone will know the dobe is mine'.
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"Dobe, I can drag you to the training grounds, or you can walk. You are NOT going to hide in your house or leave with that ridiculous looking paper bag over your head!" Sasuke growled as he fought a losing battle against the stamina freak and the obnoxious front door nob.
Said dobe had been reluctant to wear the clothes he picked until he had been forced to leer at him and agree that he would also like to see the naked boy not wearing a thing, not that he didn't enjoy the prospects... but that was not the point here.
After that was over, he had been prying the blond off furniture and everything he could get his hands on, like the closet, the bed, the chair, the coffee table, the towel rack, even one of the potted plants Naruto treasured and the list goes on, leaving the place looking like some half-assed thief had just tried to raid a shinobi's apartment.
Sasuke gave up trying to pry Naruto's death grip from the door nob and simply hoisted him onto his shoulder like a sack of rice.
"Wahhh!!" the whiskered boy shrieked while his vision suddenly flipped a hundred and eighty degrees, not caring that he sounded like a banshee. "Put me down! And stop touching my ass, you pervert!"
That was surprisingly effective... If he knew, he would have done this forty five minutes ago when the flailing boy had managed to unhinge the toilet seat in his frenzy to stay home.
The Uchiha heir smirked triumphly and gave his ass another resounding smack for good measure. "No", and promptly picked up his pace towards their destination.
"You perverted jerk" Naruto squirmed uncomfortably as blood rushed to his head. "Fine! I won't run. Now put me down!!!"
The taller boy was enjoying this far too much, "No".
Before the loud mouthed ninja could continue waking up the whole of Konoha, a tiny "Na- Naruto-kun" could be heard from the corner of the street.
"Eh? Hinata? Put me down idiot!" This time, Sasuke grudging complied.
He watched with mild amusement as the blond straightened his rumpled clothing. Like he foreseen, the open necked, long sleeved black shirt revealed his hickey-infested neck and collarbone to all who cared to look.
"You need something?" Naruto squinted his eyes and tilted his head, completely forgetting the reason for this morning's quarrel, and showed the blushing girl the expanse of his now, not so smooth neck.
Too bad the girl was looking at her twiddling thumbs and completely missed the view, "Na-naruto-kun. I-I was wondering if umm..."
'It's her again' Sasuke mentally sighed and glared daggers at the girl from behind the blond. Only Naruto would stand there stupidly to wait for the stuttering Hyuuga Tomato to get to the point. Hinata is one of the girls that Sasuke would like to keep his kitsune's attention away from. Tomato or not, the girl is still competition.
"Ifyouarefreetoday!" Hinata abruptly lifted her head after she spouted the bravest thing she ever said and her blank eyes widened in horror, "Naruto-kun! Your- your neck!" Who marked her Naruto-kun when she was not looking?!
The tanned boy cupped his hands over his neck immediately and created his own brand of stuttering Uzumaki Tomato, "Uhhh... well, Hi-hinata ehehe you see, ehhh... it's... it's... Wow! Look at the time! Nice chatting with you! We're already late for our training! Ja!"
Naruto muttered curses under his breathe as he escaped from the awkward situation to his other impending doom with Sasuke trailing smugly behind. This would have never happened if the bastard had let him stay home!
He was glad that nobody stayed near his run-downed apartment, so there won't be gossiping neighbours, yet now Hinata knows he's in a relationship, but doesn't know with who and he still have to face Kakashi-sensei and -
"SASUKE-KUUUN!!!"
Oh shit.
With another squeal of "Sasuke-kun!", Sakura firmly attached herself to the pale boy's left arm like a leech. Naruto had a sneaking suspicion that his left arm was longer than his right due to her.
"Why were you so late, Sasuke-kun? I was soo worried for you! Are you alright? Do you need to see the doctor? Do you want to sit down?" the girl said in one breathe, ignoring the blond that came at the same time.
For once in his life, Uzumaki Naruto thanked the gods that the Uchiha heir got all the attention. He never expected to be saved by it one day.
Why Sakura suddenly acted like a love sick barnacle in front of Sasuke again after so many years eluded him, because he had heard from Ino that she had started dating Lee even before he and Sasuke had gotten together.
'Poof!' "Yo!"
Twin shouts of "You're late!", a lame excuse, and a synchronized "LIAR!!" later, the raven haired boy stood up straighter on the bridge railings and waited for Kakashi to kick start his plan.
"Eh, Naruto... What's that I see on your neck?"
Kakashi's visible eye crinkled in amusement as the pink haired girl finally removed herself from the Uchiha to get a better look.
"It was from last night's -" a tanned hand covered the taller boy's lips from behind.
"Uhhh, It was from last night's... last night's mosquitoes! Awfully hot last night wasn't it? Eheheheh..."
Sakura stared, Sasuke glared and Kakashi's eye twinkled.
"So, it must be one hell of a mosquito huh?" the jounin joked and looked at Sasuke in mock seriousness, "Do you guys want to borrow my books? It can come in handy if you uhh, decide to breed more mosquitoes."
"Naruto... Your lie is lousier than Kakashi-sensei's! It's Autumn. There's no mosquitoes now! All of us want to know who the lucky person is. Right, Sasuke-kun?" the pink-haired girl fluttered her eyelashes.
Silently, Sasuke was plotting ways to create a jutsu that would one day make her see just how annoying she was really being. And maybe he'd make one to get Naruto to passionately proclaim to the entire village that his body and soul belonged to one Uchiha Sasuke while he was dreaming, too.
He glowered darkly at a blade of grass, as if he could threaten it into giving him some answers. Both seemed to be impossible tasks, but he wasn't about to admit defeat. Plus, Lee would pester him if Sakura really was going after him again. He didn't need an over enthusiastic mini-green beast on his heels anymore than a pink, squealing... thing annoying him.
Meanwhile, Naruto still had his right hand over his lover's mouth as he blushed a crimson red while contemplating what to say.
"You see... umm I... Ittaaaai!!! Bastard, you bit me!" the loud ninja pointed accusingly at Sasuke and retracted his hand, realizing a second too late that it was not the smartest thing to do.
"It was..."
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Answers to reviewers:
Leasan: Ummm... No. Rest assured that Naruto is not going to be girly in this fic. I like a strong Naruto like the ninja he is. ^^
anymous: It is crescendo. Sasuke kissed him because his voice got louder, not the other way around.
Nudd: Thanks for the long review!! Me and my beta had edited some parts of the story to make it flow better so please read again if you don't mind ^^;
Anon: I'm sorry that I confused some of you, it was a mistake on my part. It meant that SasuNaru is the only pairing for now. (other than Leesaku I just added. They're just gonna be minor pairings) I'm never going to break them up ^^;
fyredevyl: Yes it is 'chuunin' Sorry!! My bad! Thanks for telling me *bows*
Thank you everyone who took the time to read and review!! I love you guys!! ^^
Umm... I know the chapter is a little short. I'll get distracted really easily if it's too long.(I'm doing my best to make it longer!!) Ehehe... it's better if it's short and sweet than long and unfocused right?? *slinks away in embarrassment*
And I've got nothing against Hinata-chan!!! Really, I think she's cute! It's just Sasuke's biased opinion ^^;
I'll find her a nice boyfriend, I promise!! *good guy pose*
Regarding the other pairings, it'll have to be slowly built up. They are still at the stage where they are fumbling in love, so some of them won't get paired up until later.
Ehehe, have fun guessing why Sakura is acting all weird ^^ Yes *gasp* there's a plot in this crack!!
Hint: There's no Sakura bashing (She was a twelve year old brat... give her a break, guys -_-;)
R&R people!!
Sorry for taking so long guys ^^ It was done a long time ago but my beta's computer got fried. You know how it is. Don't blame her, ok? Without her I won't know what to do ^^; Thanks Lana nee-chan!! (a.k.a hourglasssand on Lj)
Nee-chan and I edited chapter one as much as we could to make the story flow better so if you can, please re-read it ^^;
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Chapter Two - Stuttering Tomatoes!!
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Last Time...
He left the clothes on the bed for Naruto and flashed a rather creepy smile, 'One step at a time...' thinking about how Naruto would throw a fit when he comes out of the shower 'Soon, everyone will know the dobe is mine'.
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"Dobe, I can drag you to the training grounds, or you can walk. You are NOT going to hide in your house or leave with that ridiculous looking paper bag over your head!" Sasuke growled as he fought a losing battle against the stamina freak and the obnoxious front door nob.
Said dobe had been reluctant to wear the clothes he picked until he had been forced to leer at him and agree that he would also like to see the naked boy not wearing a thing, not that he didn't enjoy the prospects... but that was not the point here.
After that was over, he had been prying the blond off furniture and everything he could get his hands on, like the closet, the bed, the chair, the coffee table, the towel rack, even one of the potted plants Naruto treasured and the list goes on, leaving the place looking like some half-assed thief had just tried to raid a shinobi's apartment.
Sasuke gave up trying to pry Naruto's death grip from the door nob and simply hoisted him onto his shoulder like a sack of rice.
"Wahhh!!" the whiskered boy shrieked while his vision suddenly flipped a hundred and eighty degrees, not caring that he sounded like a banshee. "Put me down! And stop touching my ass, you pervert!"
That was surprisingly effective... If he knew, he would have done this forty five minutes ago when the flailing boy had managed to unhinge the toilet seat in his frenzy to stay home.
The Uchiha heir smirked triumphly and gave his ass another resounding smack for good measure. "No", and promptly picked up his pace towards their destination.
"You perverted jerk" Naruto squirmed uncomfortably as blood rushed to his head. "Fine! I won't run. Now put me down!!!"
The taller boy was enjoying this far too much, "No".
Before the loud mouthed ninja could continue waking up the whole of Konoha, a tiny "Na- Naruto-kun" could be heard from the corner of the street.
"Eh? Hinata? Put me down idiot!" This time, Sasuke grudging complied.
He watched with mild amusement as the blond straightened his rumpled clothing. Like he foreseen, the open necked, long sleeved black shirt revealed his hickey-infested neck and collarbone to all who cared to look.
"You need something?" Naruto squinted his eyes and tilted his head, completely forgetting the reason for this morning's quarrel, and showed the blushing girl the expanse of his now, not so smooth neck.
Too bad the girl was looking at her twiddling thumbs and completely missed the view, "Na-naruto-kun. I-I was wondering if umm..."
'It's her again' Sasuke mentally sighed and glared daggers at the girl from behind the blond. Only Naruto would stand there stupidly to wait for the stuttering Hyuuga Tomato to get to the point. Hinata is one of the girls that Sasuke would like to keep his kitsune's attention away from. Tomato or not, the girl is still competition.
"Ifyouarefreetoday!" Hinata abruptly lifted her head after she spouted the bravest thing she ever said and her blank eyes widened in horror, "Naruto-kun! Your- your neck!" Who marked her Naruto-kun when she was not looking?!
The tanned boy cupped his hands over his neck immediately and created his own brand of stuttering Uzumaki Tomato, "Uhhh... well, Hi-hinata ehehe you see, ehhh... it's... it's... Wow! Look at the time! Nice chatting with you! We're already late for our training! Ja!"
Naruto muttered curses under his breathe as he escaped from the awkward situation to his other impending doom with Sasuke trailing smugly behind. This would have never happened if the bastard had let him stay home!
He was glad that nobody stayed near his run-downed apartment, so there won't be gossiping neighbours, yet now Hinata knows he's in a relationship, but doesn't know with who and he still have to face Kakashi-sensei and -
"SASUKE-KUUUN!!!"
Oh shit.
With another squeal of "Sasuke-kun!", Sakura firmly attached herself to the pale boy's left arm like a leech. Naruto had a sneaking suspicion that his left arm was longer than his right due to her.
"Why were you so late, Sasuke-kun? I was soo worried for you! Are you alright? Do you need to see the doctor? Do you want to sit down?" the girl said in one breathe, ignoring the blond that came at the same time.
For once in his life, Uzumaki Naruto thanked the gods that the Uchiha heir got all the attention. He never expected to be saved by it one day.
Why Sakura suddenly acted like a love sick barnacle in front of Sasuke again after so many years eluded him, because he had heard from Ino that she had started dating Lee even before he and Sasuke had gotten together.
'Poof!' "Yo!"
Twin shouts of "You're late!", a lame excuse, and a synchronized "LIAR!!" later, the raven haired boy stood up straighter on the bridge railings and waited for Kakashi to kick start his plan.
"Eh, Naruto... What's that I see on your neck?"
Kakashi's visible eye crinkled in amusement as the pink haired girl finally removed herself from the Uchiha to get a better look.
"It was from last night's -" a tanned hand covered the taller boy's lips from behind.
"Uhhh, It was from last night's... last night's mosquitoes! Awfully hot last night wasn't it? Eheheheh..."
Sakura stared, Sasuke glared and Kakashi's eye twinkled.
"So, it must be one hell of a mosquito huh?" the jounin joked and looked at Sasuke in mock seriousness, "Do you guys want to borrow my books? It can come in handy if you uhh, decide to breed more mosquitoes."
"Naruto... Your lie is lousier than Kakashi-sensei's! It's Autumn. There's no mosquitoes now! All of us want to know who the lucky person is. Right, Sasuke-kun?" the pink-haired girl fluttered her eyelashes.
Silently, Sasuke was plotting ways to create a jutsu that would one day make her see just how annoying she was really being. And maybe he'd make one to get Naruto to passionately proclaim to the entire village that his body and soul belonged to one Uchiha Sasuke while he was dreaming, too.
He glowered darkly at a blade of grass, as if he could threaten it into giving him some answers. Both seemed to be impossible tasks, but he wasn't about to admit defeat. Plus, Lee would pester him if Sakura really was going after him again. He didn't need an over enthusiastic mini-green beast on his heels anymore than a pink, squealing... thing annoying him.
Meanwhile, Naruto still had his right hand over his lover's mouth as he blushed a crimson red while contemplating what to say.
"You see... umm I... Ittaaaai!!! Bastard, you bit me!" the loud ninja pointed accusingly at Sasuke and retracted his hand, realizing a second too late that it was not the smartest thing to do.
"It was..."
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Answers to reviewers:
Leasan: Ummm... No. Rest assured that Naruto is not going to be girly in this fic. I like a strong Naruto like the ninja he is. ^^
anymous: It is crescendo. Sasuke kissed him because his voice got louder, not the other way around.
Nudd: Thanks for the long review!! Me and my beta had edited some parts of the story to make it flow better so please read again if you don't mind ^^;
Anon: I'm sorry that I confused some of you, it was a mistake on my part. It meant that SasuNaru is the only pairing for now. (other than Leesaku I just added. They're just gonna be minor pairings) I'm never going to break them up ^^;
fyredevyl: Yes it is 'chuunin' Sorry!! My bad! Thanks for telling me *bows*
Thank you everyone who took the time to read and review!! I love you guys!! ^^
Umm... I know the chapter is a little short. I'll get distracted really easily if it's too long.(I'm doing my best to make it longer!!) Ehehe... it's better if it's short and sweet than long and unfocused right?? *slinks away in embarrassment*
And I've got nothing against Hinata-chan!!! Really, I think she's cute! It's just Sasuke's biased opinion ^^;
I'll find her a nice boyfriend, I promise!! *good guy pose*
Regarding the other pairings, it'll have to be slowly built up. They are still at the stage where they are fumbling in love, so some of them won't get paired up until later.
Ehehe, have fun guessing why Sakura is acting all weird ^^ Yes *gasp* there's a plot in this crack!!
Hint: There's no Sakura bashing (She was a twelve year old brat... give her a break, guys -_-;)
R&R people!!