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3. A meeting with the team.


Tsunade was waiting as the group assembled. She was as patient as she could be, as this was the only plan that any of her supposedly elite ninja squads had come up with.
Leave it to Shikamaru to devise a plan when it seemed so hopeless.
“Okay, so everyone is here. Show me what you got.” She said, and the others looked to the genius Jounin to do the explaining. Shikamaru turned and made a few moves to seal the door that the sand ninja had just entered.
“I apologize Hokage-sama, but this is a very secret Jutsu and we don’t want anyone to see it outside this room.” He explained as he crossed to the center of the room.
“First of all, we know that Gaara is being held in a well guarded part of the resort, and that no one who isn’t a guest is ever let into the village. It is there livelihood but they are very careful about these guests. Only small new families are allowed to stay there and they are very careful about those families. Detailed inspections often including strip searches for hidden weapons are part of this security. We also know that should we accomplish the rescue, they will be looking for just that kind of family traveling out of the area. So, taking in two females would be difficult to hide afterwards, but with Naruto’s Sexy no Jutsu, we can take in two females and leave as a group of males. No one would search us as readily on our escape. Plus, it will be easier to accomplish the rescue if it requires brute strength, as I believe it will, to break into the holding cell that can keep Sabaku no Gaara for this long. Now, about the other members of the team.”
And Neji grasped Choji’s hand in support as the Nara continued. “I propose we go in as two families on vacation. Two couples and two small children.” And the room went silent.
Tsunade looked at the man in shock. He must have reached the limit of his mental stability after putting so much stress on him at his age.
“Shikamaru, there are no children here,” Sasuke stated, slumping onto the arm of a couch.
“Not that we can see. That is the special Jutsu. You didn’t think I was talking about the Sexy thing? Did you? Everyone around here knows that Naruto can do that one. Now Hokage, just watch. First, I think we need to see our ladies. Neji?” He asked and the Hyuuga stepped forward.
Neji began to do his Jutsu as Sasuke stepped up to join him. Their practice had continued and they could now match each other in making the change and even choosing the proper garb for their sexy selves.
Tsunade stared, as Kankurou smirked and Naruto beamed. There in the middle of the room were two very attractive and perfectly proportioned young women, dressed for a much needed vacation. Shikamaru stepped up next to them and looked over at the gawking Sand ninja. “Kankurou, I’d like you to meet your wife. This is Sasuru-kun.” and the female Uchiha turned on him and he grabbed his arm from the pinch he’d received. “And this is Meneji, she will be mine.” Neji leaned in and pecked his cheek in an intimate way, as the room watched. Naruto could not hold in the laughter at the faces of the Hokage, the sand-nin and the she-Sasuke.
“Um, well okay. Can you really hold these forms for that long?” the Hokage added. Her voice was a bit hoarse as she took in the sight.
A very feminine voice filled the room as Meneji spoke. “Yes, Hokage-sama. I have filtered out the problems with Naruto’s original Jutsu. He would have been able to keep the form for days but he has the added Chakra of the Kyuubi to draw on. We will have to conserve Chakra so I have found a way to do this with a smaller Chakra usage. We will not be able to fight in this form, but I see no reason we could not keep it for up to ten hours at a time.” The female Neji explained. Tsunade nodded and then looked around the room.
“Okay, then now I will need to see these small children, Shikamaru. I will not allow just any children to be taken into a battle risk situation, you know?” she said.
“I understand. That is why I have talked to a very special Ninja and he has taught his technique to the only other capable of producing the perfect results.” The Nara said, never releasing his hold on the waist of the luscious woman next to him. This was not lost on the Hokage, but she chose not to comment. Perhaps he was just getting into character for a part he would be required to play for several days. The pony-tailed Jounin continued. “Choji would you and Naruto mind?” he asked. And the Chuunin stepped forward.
The last few months since Neji had joined their family Choji had managed to gain some of his lost weight. He was now just slightly chubby and it was actually a very good look for him, but his lack of weight had made him very self-conscious in front of people. It didn’t help that he was about to do something that would possibly open him to a life of constant ridicule. Naruto patted his back as they stood side by side near a bag that Choji had prepared.
A succession of hand signals so fast that most in the room would not be able to repeat them was followed by a large puff of smoke and as it cleared Neji and Shikamaru stepped into it and quickly pulled the necessary items out of the bag. By the time the room was free of smoke, they had two babies, dressed and diapered. Meneji held Choji-chan as his lover held the wiggling blond in his arms. Shikamaru turned and handed the tiny boy to the She-Sasuke as the raven-haired and transformed ninja stared at him.
Later he would give Sasuke credit for not loosing the transformation as he held on to a small and helpless Naruto but for now it was just too funny not to burst into guffaws that were not expected by the rest of the room.
Sasuru stared at the baby and held it as one would an overripe melon. Kankurou was the saving grace in this family to be, as he shifted the Uchiha’s hands and then stood back.
The small version of the Uzumaki looked up at the face of his temporary mother and proceeded to cry. Sasuru’s eyes went wide as she looked around the room and sought out assistance. Neji shifted Choji-chan in her arms and patted his back in display and the Uchiha mimicked the move. Naruto-chan ceased his cries and discovered a plump and tasty thumb. Then, the room was silent.
Shikamaru had found his ability to be serious once more and turned to the Hokage.
“This is the final stage in our training for this mission. The Jutsu lasts for around eight hours. During that time, we will make sure that both Sasuke and Kankurou are trained in the expert care of their little charge. That way they will not be this obvious on the mission. If we need to stop it early there is an emergency method, but I hesitate to use it unnecessarily.” He said as the group stared at him.
Tsunade recovered quickly and pointed to the new ‘family’, the baby was drifting off to a light nap and Sasuke was looking haggard already. “Training commences immediately. I want you all ready to leave in two days. I suggest you pay close attention, Sasuke. You will be the main caretaker for your partner while he performs this dangerous task.” Then she sat down and covered her mouth as she felt a chuckle rising. “Now, go. I don’t think you can learn anything more here. I think that practicing in the transformations would be a good thing, also. It will help you get used to them.” And she pointed at the door that Shikamaru was unsealing as she spoke.
The six ninjas left her and when the door closed, the Godaime burst into a rousing fit of laughter.
Oh, this could work, but that didn’t make it any less funny.

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