A day in a life of a jounin
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Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
1,106
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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Springtime of youth
Chapter 2
Springtime of youth
It was far too early at the morning, when Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke were heading to their meeting point where Kakashi was supposed to be waiting. (“Hah! Like that would happen”, they all thought in unison.) Like always, Sakura was so busy trying to pinch Sasuke’s bottom that even she, no matter how smart and analytical she might be, didn’t realize that something was wrong when they arrived to the meeting point. As usual, Kakashi wasn’t there. Instead of him, Maito Gai stood nex to a three looking kind of annoyed. Naruto found it hard to figure out what was wrong.
“Hey mr. Huge eyebrows, you’re not Kakashi-sensei,” he said.
“How clever of you”, Gai said, “My head doesn’t look like a bird’s nest, for sure.”
“If you’re waiting for sensei, Gai-san, he won’t be here for at least an hour”, Sakura said.
“Get your hooves off my butt, Sakura”, Sasuke said.
“Your sensei, my eternal rival, Hatake Kakashi told me that you were supposed to be meeting him here nine o’clock. It is five past eleven now”, Gai said.
“Yeah”, Sasuke said, “So he won’t be here for at least an hour. Get off me, Sakura.”
Gai gathered his remaining patience and explained; “Hatake ‘oh-I’m-so-cool-because-my-name-means-a-scarecrow-and-I-truly-look-like-one’ Kakashi and myself, Konoha’s proud beast have a competition.”
“Oh, how surprising”, Naruto and Sakura said giggling and rolling their eyes.
“Stop trying to pinch my bottom, Sakura”, Sasuke said.
Gai’s expression had some annoyance in it. “Anyway”, he continued, “I have to teach you something that you haven’t learned before. Otherwise I have to let Kurenai colour my hair pink, dress as a poodle and be a ring-bearer at her wedding.”
“Are Kurenai-san and Asuma-san aware of this?” Sasuke asked, “Stop pinching at by bottom, Sakura! Oh, it was you, Naruto. Carry on.”
“It wasn’t me”, naruto whispered suspiciously.
“Stop interrupting me, you annoying yet hopeful youngsters!” Gai screamed, “You obviously lack some respect for your elders!”
“Please pinch my bottom again”, Sasuke said to Naruto.
“Please kill me, Sakura-chan”, Naruto said to Sakura.
Obviously, they hadn’t heard a single word of Gai’s speech.
“That’s exactly what we’re going to learn today!” Gai yelled, “We’re learning to respect our elders! Do five hundred sit-ups and then start to respect that stone over there!”
Team Kakashi collected their jaws from the ground.
“What did you say, master über-brows?!” Naruto yelled.
“That’s exactly what I mean, you noisy yet hopeful fox boy in your full bloom of youth!” Gai yelled.
“You’re not master Kakashi, I don’t have to do your stupid sit-ups!” Naruto screamed.
Gai was now banging his head to the nearest three. “That’s enough!” He yelled, “Go and jog ten mails and then come to do your very reasonable sit-ups!”
“I’m on a diet”, Sakura said, “I would have gone jogging today anyway. So this is great. Let’s go, boys!” She cheerfully took a firm hold of Naruto’s sleeve and started tracking him with her. Sasuke fell crying on the ground.
“I want Kakashi-sensei!” He screamed.
“Oh, come on, boy”, Gai said, “My dear students would never be that childish.” After seeing Gai’s confronting gaze he jumped up and ran as fast as he could.
********
“Whoa, I’ve never been this sweaty”, Naruto griped.
“I’m so sweaty I bet you could see trough my shirt. Isn’t that right, Sasuke-kün?” Sakura groaned.
“Not interested, stop pinching my bottom.” Sasuke pointed out.
“Oh, the glory of youth!” Gai cheered, “You are all so full of it with your healthy-looking red cheeks! Now start respecting that stone.”
“Why don’t you show us how?” Sasuke asked, “Oh, for goodness sake, Sakura, will you just stop that?! I’m no sex object!”
“It wasn’t me”, Sakura whispered suspiciously.
“Because I’m older than you kids are, I should go respect the hokage. And because we haven’t got any hokages left now, I’ll go respect Jiraiya-sama” Gai said.
“Can I come too?” Naruto whined, “I haven’t been annoying to him for almost a week now.”
“No”, Gai yelled, “Definitely not, you youthful little child. Sit down and respect that stone!”
“But I…”
“No!”
Team Kakashi sat down and Gai left. After few moments of intense stare the stone started to weep.
“I can’t do this if you are all staring me!” The stone wept.
“Come out, Ino-pig, your pig-tail has been seen!” Sakura and inner Sakura yelled in unison.
“A good shinobi should never reveal her hiding places”, the blond hair behind the stone murmured.
“Please, Ino, will you be so kind?” Sasuke said with a bored voice.
Blushing Yamanaka Ino stepped forward looking so sheepish she could have been expected starting to grow wool.
“What were you doing there, Ino-chan?” Naruto asked.
“Whatever you were doing, get out of here!” Sakura screamed.
“Asuma-sensei was teaching us spying”, Sakura’s arch rival explained, “Shoji and Shikamaru decided to spy a certain ramen bowl at Ichikaru ramen but I found it so boring that I decided to spy you guys. Asuma-sensei had a date with his fiancée so he gave us a homework mission not to lose our targets before noon and to report the movements of the targets to him this evening at the bar.”
“So you are just eyeing us the whole noon trying to pinch poor Sasuke’s bottom?” Naruto asked to confirm if he had got it right.
“Exactly”, Ino said and tried to pinch Sasuke’s bottom.
“Then how are you going to spy us if we are all running into different directions?” Sasuke asked while rubbing his aching arse.
“Well, that would be just too unfair, Sasuke dear”, Ino said.
“Bye then, Ino-pig!” Sakura cheered as they all started running into different directions. Ino fell on the ground and started crying loudly, much to dismay for recently returned Shikamaru and Shoji, who had managed to kidnap their target.
Springtime of youth
It was far too early at the morning, when Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke were heading to their meeting point where Kakashi was supposed to be waiting. (“Hah! Like that would happen”, they all thought in unison.) Like always, Sakura was so busy trying to pinch Sasuke’s bottom that even she, no matter how smart and analytical she might be, didn’t realize that something was wrong when they arrived to the meeting point. As usual, Kakashi wasn’t there. Instead of him, Maito Gai stood nex to a three looking kind of annoyed. Naruto found it hard to figure out what was wrong.
“Hey mr. Huge eyebrows, you’re not Kakashi-sensei,” he said.
“How clever of you”, Gai said, “My head doesn’t look like a bird’s nest, for sure.”
“If you’re waiting for sensei, Gai-san, he won’t be here for at least an hour”, Sakura said.
“Get your hooves off my butt, Sakura”, Sasuke said.
“Your sensei, my eternal rival, Hatake Kakashi told me that you were supposed to be meeting him here nine o’clock. It is five past eleven now”, Gai said.
“Yeah”, Sasuke said, “So he won’t be here for at least an hour. Get off me, Sakura.”
Gai gathered his remaining patience and explained; “Hatake ‘oh-I’m-so-cool-because-my-name-means-a-scarecrow-and-I-truly-look-like-one’ Kakashi and myself, Konoha’s proud beast have a competition.”
“Oh, how surprising”, Naruto and Sakura said giggling and rolling their eyes.
“Stop trying to pinch my bottom, Sakura”, Sasuke said.
Gai’s expression had some annoyance in it. “Anyway”, he continued, “I have to teach you something that you haven’t learned before. Otherwise I have to let Kurenai colour my hair pink, dress as a poodle and be a ring-bearer at her wedding.”
“Are Kurenai-san and Asuma-san aware of this?” Sasuke asked, “Stop pinching at by bottom, Sakura! Oh, it was you, Naruto. Carry on.”
“It wasn’t me”, naruto whispered suspiciously.
“Stop interrupting me, you annoying yet hopeful youngsters!” Gai screamed, “You obviously lack some respect for your elders!”
“Please pinch my bottom again”, Sasuke said to Naruto.
“Please kill me, Sakura-chan”, Naruto said to Sakura.
Obviously, they hadn’t heard a single word of Gai’s speech.
“That’s exactly what we’re going to learn today!” Gai yelled, “We’re learning to respect our elders! Do five hundred sit-ups and then start to respect that stone over there!”
Team Kakashi collected their jaws from the ground.
“What did you say, master über-brows?!” Naruto yelled.
“That’s exactly what I mean, you noisy yet hopeful fox boy in your full bloom of youth!” Gai yelled.
“You’re not master Kakashi, I don’t have to do your stupid sit-ups!” Naruto screamed.
Gai was now banging his head to the nearest three. “That’s enough!” He yelled, “Go and jog ten mails and then come to do your very reasonable sit-ups!”
“I’m on a diet”, Sakura said, “I would have gone jogging today anyway. So this is great. Let’s go, boys!” She cheerfully took a firm hold of Naruto’s sleeve and started tracking him with her. Sasuke fell crying on the ground.
“I want Kakashi-sensei!” He screamed.
“Oh, come on, boy”, Gai said, “My dear students would never be that childish.” After seeing Gai’s confronting gaze he jumped up and ran as fast as he could.
********
“Whoa, I’ve never been this sweaty”, Naruto griped.
“I’m so sweaty I bet you could see trough my shirt. Isn’t that right, Sasuke-kün?” Sakura groaned.
“Not interested, stop pinching my bottom.” Sasuke pointed out.
“Oh, the glory of youth!” Gai cheered, “You are all so full of it with your healthy-looking red cheeks! Now start respecting that stone.”
“Why don’t you show us how?” Sasuke asked, “Oh, for goodness sake, Sakura, will you just stop that?! I’m no sex object!”
“It wasn’t me”, Sakura whispered suspiciously.
“Because I’m older than you kids are, I should go respect the hokage. And because we haven’t got any hokages left now, I’ll go respect Jiraiya-sama” Gai said.
“Can I come too?” Naruto whined, “I haven’t been annoying to him for almost a week now.”
“No”, Gai yelled, “Definitely not, you youthful little child. Sit down and respect that stone!”
“But I…”
“No!”
Team Kakashi sat down and Gai left. After few moments of intense stare the stone started to weep.
“I can’t do this if you are all staring me!” The stone wept.
“Come out, Ino-pig, your pig-tail has been seen!” Sakura and inner Sakura yelled in unison.
“A good shinobi should never reveal her hiding places”, the blond hair behind the stone murmured.
“Please, Ino, will you be so kind?” Sasuke said with a bored voice.
Blushing Yamanaka Ino stepped forward looking so sheepish she could have been expected starting to grow wool.
“What were you doing there, Ino-chan?” Naruto asked.
“Whatever you were doing, get out of here!” Sakura screamed.
“Asuma-sensei was teaching us spying”, Sakura’s arch rival explained, “Shoji and Shikamaru decided to spy a certain ramen bowl at Ichikaru ramen but I found it so boring that I decided to spy you guys. Asuma-sensei had a date with his fiancée so he gave us a homework mission not to lose our targets before noon and to report the movements of the targets to him this evening at the bar.”
“So you are just eyeing us the whole noon trying to pinch poor Sasuke’s bottom?” Naruto asked to confirm if he had got it right.
“Exactly”, Ino said and tried to pinch Sasuke’s bottom.
“Then how are you going to spy us if we are all running into different directions?” Sasuke asked while rubbing his aching arse.
“Well, that would be just too unfair, Sasuke dear”, Ino said.
“Bye then, Ino-pig!” Sakura cheered as they all started running into different directions. Ino fell on the ground and started crying loudly, much to dismay for recently returned Shikamaru and Shoji, who had managed to kidnap their target.