Big Men Need Lovin' Too.

Author’s Note: I know this chapter is a long time coming but the real world has a way of interfering. But, to make up to everyone I’m not just adding this one chapter, Within the next couple days i'll add another chapter.

Sorry everyone, no sex in this chapter.


***Choji's POV***

I woke up a strange bed in a strange room. My head hurt in the back and I kind of felt a little ill. What the hell happened?

Then I remembered the whole thing with the roses and the lying blonde and oh my stars was I married now?! I don’t know what happened between that old guy saying I had to marry his daughter and now. I blacked out or something. I started to sit up but there was a weight on my chest holding me down. I lifted the blanket and discovered an arm draped across my stomach. Oh no, oh no, oh no! I needed come food! A big bag of comfort, I mean chips. I couldn’t be married! Not to a girl! And I sure the hell couldn’t be married to anyone but Shika!

Then the body lying next to me spoke and I could have cried with relief. It was Shika.

"Its about time you woke up. I was starting to worry that you put yourself into a coma when you hit your head on that rock." The other boy sat up and the blanket pooled to his waist. He was naked. Oh my.. I think I felt a nosebleed coming on. Why was Shika naked in bed with me? Then I realized I was naked as well. I sat up too and peeked under the blanket to confirm my own nudity.

"Why are we naked?" Then what he said hit me. "When did I hit my head on a rock?"

"When that guy said you had to marry that woman," He said woman like it was a nasty taste in his mouth. "you passed out and hit your head on a rock on the ground. I had to carry you to a hotel in this town to get you off the dirt."

"So why are we naked?" I just had to know. Me hitting my head didn’t call for two naked men in a bed together. At least I’m sure it didn’t. Never happened to me before.

"I’m getting to that Choji." He said with a huge sigh before leaning against the headboard. "After you passed out I convinced them that there was no possible way that you could of compromised that girl."

"But that still doesn’t explain.." I started to say when he cut me off.

"Choji! I said I was getting to that! This is hard enough to say as it is." He glared at me until I pantomimed zipping my lips shut, locking them and throwing away the key. Then he nodded and looked away again. "I told them we were together and were planning to get married. I reasoned that if everyone in our group liked men then his FEMALE daughter couldn’t have been compromised."

I forgot my silent promise to say nothing and opened my mouth. "But, why would he believe you over his own flesh and blood?"

"I told them about that mole you had near your balls. I told them that I liked to lick it when we had sex." I stared at Shika hard and his cheeks turned red. That mole was the same size as the eye of a needle and was practically hidden by the hair at the base of my shaft. To have noticed it that one time he saw me naked he had to have been staring pretty hard at my penis.

"They believed that?" I asked in amazement.

"Well, not exactly. They didn’t even believe Ino when she tried to back me up. The father had to see it for himself and now we'regettingmarriedtoday."

"What?!" I asked in shock. I don’t think I heard him right. I discreetly pinched my thigh to see if I was sleeping again.

"I said we have to get married!" He yelled at me before leaping out of bed. "Even with the mole confirmed they were still really suspious. Especially since that girl was still insisting that you couldn’t possibly be gay and that she was compromised. They took our clothes to keep us from sneaking off and we have to get married because if we don’t you have to marry that girl instead!" He snatched up a tablecloth from the end table and held it before his crotch. But I had already seen it. I was starting to have hot flashes and my own crotch was starting to take interest. But I forced myself to pay attention to the conversation.

"There's no way out of this?" I though I’d ask. Though to me this was the best thing that could of happened. It would be much easier to make Shika mine if he was my husband.

"None." He gritted his teeth. "They have ninja here that are going to guard our every move. It seems like their plan the whole time was to get someone who knew nothing about that shrew of a girl to marry her by having her claim to have been compromised. Like I said, If either of us claim that we cant marry the other than you marry that girl instead. Either way, in a couple hours you'll be someone's husband."

I thought about this for a moment. Maybe I should come clean right now about my feelings. It couldn’t hurt anything. There were no such thing as divorce in our village so he'd be stuck with me forever anyways. If he didn’t love me this would put a strain on our relationship no matter what was said or not said.

I opened my mouth to speak but was interrupted when the door flew open and hit the wall hard to reveal several muscular men, the blond girl’s father leading the way. I jumped and grabbed my blanket and pulled it up to my chest. It was bad enough that that unpleasant man had seen me completely naked once I wasn’t going to give him another chance at it. I knew I was being irrational but I didn’t care. I looked back at Shika helplessly. I didn’t know how to handle these sort of things. Quick thinking was his thing not mine. I had always depended on him to help me out when talking was required. He didn’t disappoint this time either. He wrapped the tablecloth more securely around his waist and turned to glare at them. All three of them lowered their eyes at that hard look.

“When you guys are done staring at us you can put our clothes on that chair right there,” He flicked a finger at the chair near the door. “We’ll be out in a few minutes.” He turned away from them dismissively. The father’s face turned purple at Shika’s attitude and practically slammed the clothes into the chair. I heard the clink of metal that told me that if they had gone through our things they hadn’t taken any of our weapons. The angry man turned on his heel and pushed his way through the wall of bodyguard flesh before stopping at just outside the room. He didn’t turn around but spoke over his shoulder.

“There are guards outside the window and even more scattered throughout this hotel. don’t even think of running now that you got your clothes back. We still outnumber you.” With that the three men left the room as abruptly and they have barreled in.


***Shikamaru’s POV***

I stood there staring at the man of my dreams as he fidgeted at the altar. I had always dreamed of this day with him but not like this. Not with us in our dirty wrinkled uniforms and Choji looking like he was going to pass out again. Those bastards could have at least gave us our packs so we could have worn something clean or at least let us go to a store to get some tuxes or suits. Would that man have actually let someone marry his daughter looking like this? I looked over my shoulder to the man in question. He was sitting in the front row next to his unpleasant daughter with a shotgun in his lap and a couple ninjas at his side. I was about to have a shotgun wedding. I glanced back to Choji. What had he been about to say earlier before those guys burst in? I know what I wanted him to say. I wanted him to proclaim his undying love to me. I could picture what could have happened in my mind right now.

***Shika’s Fantasy***

" I need to talk to you Shika." Choji began and then he glanced up at me. I stared at him for a moment before sitting down on the chair next to the bed. " I don’t think this marriage will be such a bad thing. You see, I love you. I have for a long time and I know I always will." He looked down at his hands and said nothing else. I could see how nervous he was. It was so damn cute. I stood up and climbed onto the bed. My tablecloth covering slipped off and clung to the edge of the bed forgotten. When I got close enough to him he looked up at me startled. I swung my leg over his hips so that I was facing him and then I took his face in my hands.

" I love you too Choji. I have been waiting for this moment for a long time." And then I kissed him.

I think I could have easily have said I was in heaven at that moment with his lips pressed to mine and his body rubbing against my naked flesh. I wouldn’t trade this memory for anything in the world. My breath was ragged and so was his and we were only kissing. What was the sex going to be like if just making out was this intense?

He moved his hands to my back and ran his nails lightly down my ass before he grabbed the firm cheeks. I tore my mouth away from his and arched my back, grinding my erection against him. He took advantage of the lull in kissing to attach his lips to one of my hard nipples. He flicked his tongue against the taut nub and I groaned my appreciation. The world faded to just me and him, to just sweaty skin and wandering hands, to just heavy breathing and thudding heart beats.

“Oh Shika!” He moaned softly. “Shika, Shika. Oi Shika!”

***end fantasy***

“Oi Shika!” Choji said louder. I startled and realized I had been standing there drooling with my eyes glazed over. I looked around and realized they were waiting for me to start. I blushed a little and waved my hand for them to continue. I needed to pay attention until we were out of this place.

I admit I had butterflies in my stomach through the whole ceremony, so much so that when it came time to “kiss the bride” all I could manage was an awkward closed mouth kiss. But it was done.

Choji was my husband and I was his.

End Chapter Three

Look later this week for chapter four; Avalanche of admiration and the secret comes out!