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The 'Come Home With Me' Companion
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
965
Reviews:
21
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Currently Reading:
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Annoying Behavior
#3: Annoying Behavior
A/N: Sorry, I kinda disappeared for a while, but I'll get back on track with my stories soon. This was a requested topic by Cyber-Porygon on FF.net
I imagine this would take place about 16 months after the end of 'Come Home With Me'
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Sasuke Uchiha was in love. He could deal with that. He was in love with another man. He could also deal with that. He was in love with Naruto Uzumaki. This made life interesting for the Uchiha. Unlike all the girls that threw themselves at him (and still do), Naruto doesn't fawn or swoon whenever Sasuke is around. This was something the Uchiha was eternally thankful for.
Other things Sasuke was thankful for was the fact that he could pound Naruto into the trees for both sexual and non sexual exercises, and the blond always came back for more. Something Sasuke would never admit to anyone was the fact that he liked when Naruto did the same things to him. Sasuke also liked how Naruto's loud, obnoxious personality seemed to brighten everything around him. The Uchiha was also glad for the fact that it was incredibly easy to annoy his preferred partner.
So whenever the Uchiha got bored he'd come up with new ways to annoy the blond to no end. Not that it was difficult to come up with ideas; Sasuke was a genius after all. Currently the dark haired man sat at his kitchen table munching on some cheese and crackers. It took a lot of effort not to grin evilly at his plate as he awaited the arrival of his boyfriend. The Annoy Naruto Plan #312 was in full swing, and he imagined the blond would come storming home any minute now.
Sure enough, after a few seconds, Sasuke heard the front door slide open with enough force for the resulting clank of wood on wood to echo through the mansion.
"TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!" Sasuke allowed himself to grin quickly before Naruto ran into the kitchen. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Naruto demanded. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at the blond in just the right way to make Naruto even madder.
"Eating." Sasuke said simply.
"That's not what I mean and YOU KNOW IT!" The blond practically roared.
"Hn." Sasuke popped a cheese-topped cracker into his mouth and commenced chewing. Naruto's face was bright red, which was actually quite endearing.
"Don't give me that crap! Why the HELL did you go around saying . . . saying . . . you know!" Sasuke raised the other eyebrow and suppressed his grin.
Naruto glared at his boyfriend, but the look on the Uchiha's face clearly said "you're going to have to say it before I say anything." Damn the stupid Uchiha, who did he think he was dealing with, he was Naruto Uzumaki.
NARUTO UZUMAKI, DAMNIT!
"See if you get laid anytime soon." Naruto said between gritted teeth.
Sasuke really, really wanted to grin then, but he managed to restrain himself. "I guess you really are the girl in our relationship if you resort to that." Sure enough, the desired effect came quickly.
"WHY YOU SON OF A BITCH, I AM NOT A GIRL AND DON'T YOU EVER TELL PEOPLE I'M YOUR WIFE EVER AGAIN!!" Sasuke found himself pinned to the refrigerator, Naruto's hands were bunched into his Uchiha shirt, the blond's red, angry face inches away from his own.
"I don't recall ever telling anyone that you were my wife." Sasuke said calmly and truthfully. This only seemed to anger the blond more considering the way his breathing became harsh.
"BULLSHIT! Kiba kept calling me 'Uchiha's wife' and after I beat him to a pulp he said YOU were the one to tell him that!" Naruto's blue eyes sparkled with fury, and Sasuke silently commended his blond on being able to
keep himself from accessing Kyuubi's chakra, as he was apt to do when he was under high stress.
"I do believe I said that you were going to become my wife. Nothing about you currently being Mrs. Uchiha." Sasuke hmmm'd to himself as if this was some trivial conversation and he wasn't seconds away from being castrated.
The blond teen blinked his eyes at the other man, apparently at a loss for words and more than slightly confused. Several seconds passed before Sasuke
easily peeled Naruto's fingers off of his shirt. The Uchiha was already walking towards the living room before Naruto finally found his ability to speak.
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PROPOSE TO SOMEONE BY INSULTING THEM, TEME!" Naruto bellowed so loud that Tsunade probably heard him in the Hokage tower.
"Hn. Where's the fun in that?" Sasuke retorted with a smirk.
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This is my favorite one to date. And I have to give a big Thank You to Cyber-Porygon for reminding me to deal with the whole marriage issue.
And come on, if Sasuke was to propose to someone, I think it would look something more like this rather then the uber romantic or stuttering that you see in a lot of other fics. Oh, and Naruto so said yes to getting married BTW, but that's a story for another day.
A/N: Sorry, I kinda disappeared for a while, but I'll get back on track with my stories soon. This was a requested topic by Cyber-Porygon on FF.net
I imagine this would take place about 16 months after the end of 'Come Home With Me'
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Sasuke Uchiha was in love. He could deal with that. He was in love with another man. He could also deal with that. He was in love with Naruto Uzumaki. This made life interesting for the Uchiha. Unlike all the girls that threw themselves at him (and still do), Naruto doesn't fawn or swoon whenever Sasuke is around. This was something the Uchiha was eternally thankful for.
Other things Sasuke was thankful for was the fact that he could pound Naruto into the trees for both sexual and non sexual exercises, and the blond always came back for more. Something Sasuke would never admit to anyone was the fact that he liked when Naruto did the same things to him. Sasuke also liked how Naruto's loud, obnoxious personality seemed to brighten everything around him. The Uchiha was also glad for the fact that it was incredibly easy to annoy his preferred partner.
So whenever the Uchiha got bored he'd come up with new ways to annoy the blond to no end. Not that it was difficult to come up with ideas; Sasuke was a genius after all. Currently the dark haired man sat at his kitchen table munching on some cheese and crackers. It took a lot of effort not to grin evilly at his plate as he awaited the arrival of his boyfriend. The Annoy Naruto Plan #312 was in full swing, and he imagined the blond would come storming home any minute now.
Sure enough, after a few seconds, Sasuke heard the front door slide open with enough force for the resulting clank of wood on wood to echo through the mansion.
"TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!" Sasuke allowed himself to grin quickly before Naruto ran into the kitchen. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Naruto demanded. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at the blond in just the right way to make Naruto even madder.
"Eating." Sasuke said simply.
"That's not what I mean and YOU KNOW IT!" The blond practically roared.
"Hn." Sasuke popped a cheese-topped cracker into his mouth and commenced chewing. Naruto's face was bright red, which was actually quite endearing.
"Don't give me that crap! Why the HELL did you go around saying . . . saying . . . you know!" Sasuke raised the other eyebrow and suppressed his grin.
Naruto glared at his boyfriend, but the look on the Uchiha's face clearly said "you're going to have to say it before I say anything." Damn the stupid Uchiha, who did he think he was dealing with, he was Naruto Uzumaki.
NARUTO UZUMAKI, DAMNIT!
"See if you get laid anytime soon." Naruto said between gritted teeth.
Sasuke really, really wanted to grin then, but he managed to restrain himself. "I guess you really are the girl in our relationship if you resort to that." Sure enough, the desired effect came quickly.
"WHY YOU SON OF A BITCH, I AM NOT A GIRL AND DON'T YOU EVER TELL PEOPLE I'M YOUR WIFE EVER AGAIN!!" Sasuke found himself pinned to the refrigerator, Naruto's hands were bunched into his Uchiha shirt, the blond's red, angry face inches away from his own.
"I don't recall ever telling anyone that you were my wife." Sasuke said calmly and truthfully. This only seemed to anger the blond more considering the way his breathing became harsh.
"BULLSHIT! Kiba kept calling me 'Uchiha's wife' and after I beat him to a pulp he said YOU were the one to tell him that!" Naruto's blue eyes sparkled with fury, and Sasuke silently commended his blond on being able to
keep himself from accessing Kyuubi's chakra, as he was apt to do when he was under high stress.
"I do believe I said that you were going to become my wife. Nothing about you currently being Mrs. Uchiha." Sasuke hmmm'd to himself as if this was some trivial conversation and he wasn't seconds away from being castrated.
The blond teen blinked his eyes at the other man, apparently at a loss for words and more than slightly confused. Several seconds passed before Sasuke
easily peeled Naruto's fingers off of his shirt. The Uchiha was already walking towards the living room before Naruto finally found his ability to speak.
"YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PROPOSE TO SOMEONE BY INSULTING THEM, TEME!" Naruto bellowed so loud that Tsunade probably heard him in the Hokage tower.
"Hn. Where's the fun in that?" Sasuke retorted with a smirk.
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This is my favorite one to date. And I have to give a big Thank You to Cyber-Porygon for reminding me to deal with the whole marriage issue.
And come on, if Sasuke was to propose to someone, I think it would look something more like this rather then the uber romantic or stuttering that you see in a lot of other fics. Oh, and Naruto so said yes to getting married BTW, but that's a story for another day.