Troublesome holidays

Troublesome Holidays

By Sabaku no Lotus


I am going to post a CRAPLOAD of chapters this time

During the lag of post, I actually made several parts in a few days @_@ oi...but then my muse went down like pfff before I was done, so I cannot post the whole thing completly!

Oh and don't worry there is a lemon in this story, but you have to wait! It's not like Shikamaru is going to bone Lee like that and visa versa! ^-^


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"What's up?"

Shikamaru sighed; normally he didn't do this, but needed a second opinion. He was at his blond friend's apartment, sitting on the floor.

"I need to talk to you about, uh, relationships."

"What!" Naruto jumped up from his seat.

"Hey calm down! Man getting laid didn't change you that much."

"Oh sorry sorry." The blond chuckled and sweatdropped. "What about relationships?"

"Like, uh....a little about yours for a start."

"Oh! Well, I like both Hinata and Neji; Hinata's still a little shy, but a really good cook. Neji is pretty interesting, fun, and good to talk to, once you get past the asshole outer layer."

"So you like both of them."

"Yeah, Dattebayo."

'This is more out there than I-no and Sakura.'

"What happen "afterwards" from that night?"

"Nothing much; we talked about what happen and I admitted that I liked both of them as well as the experiance; so we decided to just hook up."

"Hook up..." Shikamaru tasted the thought and calculated the faults and advantages, as well as how it relates to his own situation.

"Why?" The fox holder cocked his head. "Is there a person you like in particular?"

The genius sighed and told his friend everything that happen, from taking Gai back to Lee's place, to the incident that next morning. The only thing he ommited was the fact that he had a hard on from the taijitsu-master's body on his own.

Naruto just absorb the knowledge and stared. "Fuzzy brows."

"Hai."

He licked his lips and said it again. "Fuzzy brows."

"Yes!"

"...Oh man; Fuzzy brows!" The blond grinned like a fox.

Shika frowned; the way Naruto looked unnerved even him.

"Nice choice! I mean that jumpsuit leaves nothing to the imagination and all that energy can be used for something "useful.""

"What? You act like you wanted him before!"

"Well yeah, before I slept with the Hyuuga's" Naruto put his arms behind his head. "I used to have dreams about Lee, and thought about persuing him since Sakura-chan was a lost cause. I didn't continue it thou because he loved the pink blossom so much." He sighed in longing before shaking his head. "I say don't hesitate and just go for it."

"I knew you would say that." The pony tailed man sighed. "Unlike you I think before I act."

"What's wrong with doing that? I mean he's free, needs comfort, and you like him."

Shikamaru sat back on the balls of his hands; there was a lot wrong with that. He didn't want to take advantage of Lee like this and he wanted women, not men.

'You know that's not true.' The feeling of the brow man's crouch grinding against his own brought a jump in his groin.

"No Naruto, just no." The lazy teen got up to leave.

"But but, you two would make a good couple!" He tried to pull his friend back down.

"Let's just forget about it; I am going to take a nap."

The door closed and Naruto sat down, contemplating. He hit his fist into his hand. "I'll get them together! I seen the look in Shikamaru's eyes; I had the same one like that before. I know he wants him!"


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The lazy prodigy was under a willow tree; jacket open and eyes closed. He shut out his mind to the ninjas galloping about, the townsfolk talking animatly, and all other distractions.

Once his thoughts were cleared, he subcomed to his consciousness, in a semi-metitated state.

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Shikamaru blinked; he was laying down in a down bed, with black and green sheets. It appeared to be daytime with the light shining in the windows. 'Oi I'm in a dream; to be blunt it's a chakra induced vision of my subconscious.'

He felt the satin sheets in his hand and put his palm in his eyes. He had half a thought to stay here and shut down completly; but, he was a ninja and it was foolish to do that.

'That and something is calling to me.' Shika lazily rose, cracking his back. He fully adjusted to his surrounds: It looked like his room, but the bed was bigger and different; there was a mirror on his dresser along with scrolls and books he never seen before.

Smells invaded his senses and he groaned; he haven't had teriyaki salmon with roe in a long time. His father was always busy with missions, spending time drinking with his friends or hooking him up with I-no and his mom was too lazy.

Shikamaru sat up and started to walk out the room, until he noticed his reflection in the mirror. He gasped as he was greeted with an older version of himself; with the expection of some underbrush on his face and some height, he looked pratically the same.

He was really curious now, and stepped down into the hallway; observing everything.

There were pictures he couldn't indentify; blurry in his conscious. The hallway felt different as well, but routine as if he walked down here hundreds of times.

He sat down in the "kitchen table," and blinked; there was someone cooking and his vision wouldn't cooroperate for an odd reason. The genius rubbed his eyes and heard, "Ah Shika-kun! You have finally risen from sleep! Did you have a good night?"

Shikamaru stared at the clearer vision; it was Rock Lee, the Rock Lee. No it wasn't the site of the fuzzy brow man in front of him, making him meals, bringing the Nana speechless, no it was how he appeared.

Lee had not the legendary knowing all bowel cut, but hair down to the center of his back. The front was fanned out, making it draw less attention to his fuzzy brows and more to his looks.

Shikamaru sucked in a breath; a plate was set down as the older man planted a kiss on his lips gently.

He touched his lips slowly, still in a trance. The man tasted a hint of mint as well as spices; earthly. Shika blushed at the warmth developing in his belly.

"You heard about Hinata-chan's third child? They said it was going to be another boy; something that makes the grandparents very proud."

The genius tried to work his mind; never in his life has he been brushed blank like that. "A...Another?"

"Yes, you remember Hina and Shingo do you not?"

Those names sent a wave of familarity. "Yes I do."

"Of course." Lee dried his hands; finishing the dishes. "I wish at times we could have a child, but alas!" Hand in the air, he sobbed; making him look more ridicuious with the frilly green apron.

The lazy nin sweatdropped. 'I guess some things just stay the same.'

"You have not ate your meal." Shikamaru blinked; he picked up his chopsticks and ate. He conversed with his roommate, talking about various Konoha teammates and spawns.

"Oh, Shika-kun! I could ask Tsunade about having kids; there must be some jitsu for it. Or we could adopt and..."

Shikamaru sighed; it was cute and amusing listening to Lee rant. He didn't mind having a family with the older man; that was the lazy nin's motivation until the Chuunin exams problem came up.

'Even though some things stay the same, other parts change, and so do dreams.' The man watched Lee-kun motion with his words, smile at certain thoughts, or give out youthful speeches, complete with tears.

"Shika-kun....Shika-kun..SHIKAMARU!"

The genius woke up; he starred at the blurry sight of I-no. "Come on, we have a mission to go to; just because it's winter doesn't mean we don't do our duties!"

"Urg, I know alright?" Shikamaru grunted. 'That vision was weird, but it felt natural...longing.' He put that thought away for later; duties call before pleasure.