A Naruto Christmas Special
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,114
Reviews:
11
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Giving Thanks (aka The Twelve Days of Christmas)
Okay I'm done, it's complete and utter silliness, but the world needs more silly things.
SPKathrine: if I take the chibi out it'll fit in the song, but then he'll totally squish the tree :D So it's a toss up. Thanks for your review, you made my day.
Part 3: Giving Thanks (aka The Twelve Days of Christmas)
Naruto's pov
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven sloppy kisses, Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight doujinshi comics, Seven sloppy kisses, Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine Sake pourings, Eight doujinshi comics, Seven sloppy kisses, Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten thorough rimmings, Nine Sake pourings, Eight doujinshi comics, Seven sloppy kisses, Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven rounds of fucking, Ten thorough rimmings, Nine Sake pourings, Eight doujinshi comics, Seven sloppy kisses, Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve screaming orgasms, Eleven rounds of fucking, Ten thorough rimmings, Nine Sake pourings, Eight doujinshi comics, Seven sloppy kisses, Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree!
Sasuke's such a perv XD
SPKathrine: if I take the chibi out it'll fit in the song, but then he'll totally squish the tree :D So it's a toss up. Thanks for your review, you made my day.
Part 3: Giving Thanks (aka The Twelve Days of Christmas)
Naruto's pov
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven sloppy kisses, Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight doujinshi comics, Seven sloppy kisses, Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine Sake pourings, Eight doujinshi comics, Seven sloppy kisses, Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten thorough rimmings, Nine Sake pourings, Eight doujinshi comics, Seven sloppy kisses, Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven rounds of fucking, Ten thorough rimmings, Nine Sake pourings, Eight doujinshi comics, Seven sloppy kisses, Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve screaming orgasms, Eleven rounds of fucking, Ten thorough rimmings, Nine Sake pourings, Eight doujinshi comics, Seven sloppy kisses, Six types a-lube, Five Cock rings, Four anal beads, Three dildos, Two pairs of handcuffs, And Chibi Kyuubi in a bonsai tree!
Sasuke's such a perv XD