Akatsuki Maddness

Hehehe...Just a little extra warning dear friends and foes [I doubt I have any foes but you never know] this part is a little saucy *waves hand idily* something about boobies and nudity, anyway.....Enjoy! =^.^=

Zetsu: Fine... *opens up leaves slowly*
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy, Deidara-senpai is very strong!
Itachi: Quick Kakuzu! They might run away!
Kakuzu: okay okay calm down! Jeez Itachi you haven't had any in a while have you?
Itachi: ... no... TT__TT
Kakuzu: There there... *to the bank person* I want to withdraw ALL my money EVER!
Hoshiko: Aww poor Sasori-sama, want some help?

Kistune: X3 Zetsu-kun *huggles*
Kisame: Itachi-kun hasn't had any since he mistakened Deidara as a chick. *nods, freezes* I mean..... TT__TT I'm so dead.
Sasori: *holds hands out to Hoshiko* Hai, help me please. TT__TT
Deidara: Tobi-kun. *snuggle* Sasori-danna. *squee* X3
Hidan: What's taking those guys?

Zetsu: Ahh! D:
Itachi: *twitch twitch*
Kakuzu: You what now?! AHAHAHA!!!
Itachi: Don't make me kill you...
Kakuzu: Shutting up.
Hoshiko: *takes Sasori's hands* There there. Deidara, there is a sale on hair dye and clay over 5 miles away. And Tobi, they're giving out free candy and butterflies over that way *points*
Tobi: FREE CANDY?! *zoom*

Deidara: *pout* I DON'T DYE MY HAIR!! This is it's natural colour I swear. *sniffle* But that clay is tempting. *zoom* Wait up Tobi-kun!!
Kistune: *teary eyes trembling lip* Why don't you like me Zetsu-kun?
Hidan: *laughing his ass off at Itachi* I knew it!
Kisame: *sweatdrops*
Sasori: FREEDOM!!.............*huggles Hoshiko in fit of happiness*

Hoshiko: *blush* Heh, you're welcome Sasori-sama :3
Zetsu: Don't cry! D: *huggles Kitsune* I hate it when people cry TT__TT
Itachi: Hidan? When the hell did you get here?
Kazuzu: *snickering*
Itachi: *evil death glare*
Kazuzu: Shutting up...
Tobi: *Still zooming*

Hidan: I walked. *shifty eyes*
Kistune: X3 *huggles Zetsu*
Deidara: *still zooming with Tobi*
Kisame: *snickering behind his hands* Mustn't laugh......mustn't laugh, partner will kill me....
Sasori: My lifesaver.

Hoshiko: *more blushings* S-Sasori-sama.
Zetsu: *ish huggled* ahhh!
Itachi: *twitch twitch* He makes a very pretty girl thank you very much.
Kakuzu: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *falls on floor laughing*
Itachi: TT__TT
Tobi: *still zooming*

Sasori: .......... *smirk* Can I make a puppet out of you?
Deidara: *zooming along just singing this song, side by side!!*
Hidan: Mwahahahaha!! Itachi you're too much!! Hahaha!!
Kisame: *snerk* Mustn't laugh, if I do I die. I just know it. *snicker*
Kistune: *squee* Don't be like that you cannibal plant, you know you love this!

Hoshiko: *more blushings* N-no S-saori-sama...
Tobi: *Skids to a hault* How long have we been running now?
Itachi: Hey guys! Hoshiko was gonna flash for us if we gave her money!
Kakuzu: Bwahahaha- BY KAMI YOU'RE RIGHT! *grabs money and runs*
Itachi: *smirks and follows*
Zetsu: *blush* No...

Sasori: Aww........come on you would make such a pretty killing machine. ^^
Kistune: *squee* Too bad, you don't get a choice.
Deidara: *runs into Tobi* Gak un! Too long, we should have found those shops un. *glare* We've been tricked un.
Hidan: To the girls!!
Kisame: Whew, crisis diverted. *follows*

Hoshiko: P-pretty? *blush* S-S-S...
Kakuzu: MONEH!! *still running*
Itachi: What a baka... *still walking*
Tobi: Why that little... *sits on the floor crying* I WANTED CANDY TT__TT
Zetsu: Mmmmmffff...

Deidara: *patting Tobi* There there, Tobi un. I'm sure Kit-chan or Hoshiko-chan will have some un. *teary eyed* TT__TT Waaahh!! I WANTED CLAY!! *huggles Tobi*
Kistune: *huggles* X3
Hidan: .........if I didn't need him......
Sasori: Yes pretty. Now will you let me make you into a puppet?
Kisame: WOMEN!! *running along with Kakuzu*

Kakuzu: Oi! Sasori-san! Stop trying to get Hoshiko in to bed!
Hoshiko: *bright red* O_____O
Itachi: I want boobies TT^TT
Zetsu: ^^; *huggles*
Tobi: WAAA!!! TT___TT *huggles Deidara*

Sasori: *scared feline look* Nani?! I wasn't trying to......Hoshiko-chan I swear....I well.....um......SHUDDUP KAKUZU!! ><
Kisame: Itachi-said that about Deidara-chan as well.
Hidan: He did? 0.o
Kistune: X3 *snuggle snuggle*
Deidara: *sniffles* Wuv you Tobi-kun un! *huggles* TT__TT

Hoshiko: *faints*
Kakuzu: Damnit... no more boobies... unless... *perverted grin*
Itachi: SHUT UP KISAME! *punch*
Zetsu: I feel loved ^^
Tobi: Deidara-senpai! I love you too! TT__TT

Kisame: *goes flying bounces a few times, you know the whole Naruto style* Owwchi.
Kistune: ^^ I feel plant. *snuggle* Feel the love. Che.
Sasori: Oi Kakuzu, this one's mine! Go hassel Zetsu for his.........*palm to face* That came out so wrong.
Hidan: *staring at girls* Come to think of it, are we even sure their chicks, I mean there was the whole...hehe...incident with Deidara-chan. *smirks at Itachi*
Deidara: I know you do Tobi-kun, now lets go find you some candy un. *still hugging while walking*

Zetsu: :3
Hoshiko: *ish now awake* I'm so totally a woman. And I don't have to show you anything to proove it!
Itachi: Oh yeah?
Kakuzu: Proove that theory then.
Hoshiko: I WILL!
*grabs Itachi's, Kakuzu's, Hidan's, Kisame's and Sasori's hands and puts them on chest area*
Itachi: *nosebleed* I stand corrected...
Kakuzu: *nosebleed* Ehehehe ^^
Tobi: Yay, Candy!

Hidan: Oh my. I stand corrected. *in state of shock*
Kisame: Uh huh *holds nose* Defiently female.
Sasori: ........*evil grin* Well that proves one of them is female.
Kistune: *looks up and shivers* I have a feeling people are out to get me.
Deidara: *marching with Tobi hanging off him* To the candy un!

Hoshiko: *sits down in huff* I'm never talking to any of you again. I'm never doing anything for you again either! That means no cooking, cleaning, washing, finding your body parts, looking after Tobi because he's eaten too much candy. NOTHING.
Itachi: What?! No! Y-you can't do that!
Kakuzu: T-that means we'd have to wash! and cook! and clean! OH THE PAIN! THE PAIN! *holds head*
Zetsu: Uh-oh, they want you too proove you're a girl...
Tobi: Yay! ^^

Deidara: *freezing* Oh boy un. We've walked in at the wrong time un. No more looking after Tobi when he's sick un?...........NOOO!! That means I'll have to do it instead un!!
Kitsune: Tch fine. *stands up and opens cloak top* Happy you lot?
Kisame: *nosebleed* Gah!
Hidan: 0.0 I can't believe she did that.....
Sasori: Hoshiko-chan please don't be like that. *is begging on hands and knees misses getting flashed*

Itachi: HOLY CRAP BOOBIES! *nosebleed*
Kakuzu: Oh my kami, thank you lord! *holds nose closed*
Zetsu: *mininosebleed* Kitsune has a pretty body ^^
Tobi: Oh wow, what are those? *points to Kitsunes chest*
Hoshiko: Make it worth my while.

Deidara: Wow........*slaps hand over Tobi's eye* Nothing!
Kisame: *still holding nose takes photo*
Sasori: We'll do anything Hoshiko-chan, if you leave us it's only Kit-chan and if you leave she'll leave and we'll have to do it ourselves. Don't leave kudasai!! TT__TT *grabs Hoshiko's leg*
Hidan: ...............I think I need a moment alone.
Kistune: *blush* Aww, arigato Zetsu-kun.

Kakuzu: I wanna see Hoshiko now, I must see it to believe it... *clearing of throat* >__>
Itachi: Yesss...
Hoshiko: Make it worth my while and I MIGHT stay and I MIGHT flash...
Zetsu: ^3^ *huggles*
Tobi: AH MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE!
Hoshiko: Does anyone else see the Irony in that? *referring to Tobi*

Kistune: *looks down at Zetsu* 0.0 My cloak is still open.........*sweatdrop* Oh.
Deidara: That's the point un.
Sasori: *blinks* Okay........You guys!! Did you get the money?! *points*
Hidan: *goes to sit behind rocks for his 'alone time' *
Kisame: *looking for tissues, still has nosebleed*
Kistune: Yeah I see the irony, he only has one eyehole in his mask.

Kakuzu: Yeah... why?
Hoshiko: *eyebrow twitch* You'll need more than just money Sasori-sama.
Zetsu: O___o *nosebleed*
Itachi: *lays on the floor humming happily*
Tobi: I'm still blind!

Deidara: Okay I suppose while Zetsu-kun has his head covering them it should be safe un. *released Tobi*
Sasori: We need to bribe her for starters and grovel or else she'll leave!! Do you know what that'll mean?! *is close to going off the deep end*
Kisame: *hands over money* Here it's everything I have....Um, Itachi-kun are you alright? *waves hand in front of him*
Hidan: *still having alone time*
Kitsune: ..............

Kakuzu: Oh... right! *hands over money*
Itachi: Oh? Hello there Kisame-san. *sits up* How have you been hm?
Hoshiko: As I said, you'll to do more than just give me money you know Sasori-sama.
Tobi: I CAN SEE! *looks at Kitsune* What are those pointy things I can see through Zetsu's head?
Zetsu: o___o!!! *covers Kitsune up* Bad Tobi!
Tobi: But Tobi is a good boy TT__TT

Kistune: Ehehe *sweatdrops*
Deidara: What exactly did we miss un? *pats Tobi on head* Yeah, you're a good boy un.
Kisame: OHMYSACREDFISHKAMI!! Something's wrong with Itachi, he's being....... PLEASENT!!
Hidan: *still at the rocks*
Sasori: Hai, hai! *gives money bows* Anything, we'll do anything you say! Just name it!

Kakuzu: Well, Hoshiko let us touch her boobies and I forgot the rest.
Hoshiko: Pervert.
Itachi: What do you mean Kisame-san? Aren't I always like this?
Tobi: I wonder what Hidan is doing... *goes off to see*
Zetsu: Err... Tobi, I wouldn't do that if I were you...
Hoshiko: Well, Sasori-sama. *thinks* You have to suggest things for starters as I might make you do something completely humiliating. And I don't want that because you're sweet and I like you lots.

Sasori: .............*points* Kakuzu will take first turn. 0.0
Deidara: Tobi-san nooo un! *tackles Tobi*
Kisame: *hands raised shaking his head* Iie, iie. You're too nice......How does Sasuke make you feel? *in mind* Please don't let this be permant.
Hidan: *still with the rocks that pervert*
Kistune: *in mind* My boobs are stuck in the clutches of a man-eating plant. *out loud* I'm glad I'm female. ^^

Kakuzu: Err... what? Sasori-san will be your... slave? And he has to wear a kawwii out-fit?
Hoshiko: Sounds resonable. I like the sound of that. Kawwii Sasori-sama in a kawwii out-fit!
Itachi: Sasuke... Sasuke is pathetic... and I hate him. Grr...
Tobi: AHHH!
Zetsu: Err... what Kitsune?

Kisame: Oh thank Kami, he's back to normal. *sigh of relief*
Deidara: *holding Tobi* I'm sorry un. But I can't let you go over there.....umm... Candy un. There's no candy over there un.
Sasori: NANI??!! Kakuzu I'm going to kill you! *tail cable whips out*
Hidan: ^^ *yup still at the rocks*
Kistune: Ehehe, nothing Zetsu-kun. ^^;;

Kakuzu: AHAHAHA!!! Oh shi-!
Hoshiko: Now now Sasori-sama, we'll be having none of that. *cheek kiss*
Tobi: Oh no! Hidan has gone to the Rock with no Candy! HIDAN-SAN!!!
Itachi: My head hurts... what happened?
Zetsu: Okay...

Deidara: *dragged by Tobi* Nooo Tobi-kun please stop un!
Kisame: Well it seems after the shock of boobies you kinda hit the ground in a stupor, then you were being really pleasent......Until I asked you about Sasuke that is.
Sasori: 0.0 She........kissed me. *blink blink* Ah screw it! Come here Kakuzu! *tail attacks Kakuzu*
Kistune: ^^ Well that was rather predictable ne?
Hidan: *he's taking a real long time isn't he?*

Kakuzu: Ohh noo! *runs*
Hoshiko: No Sasori-sama! *tackles to the ground*
Tobi: Hidan! Hidan the rock has no- hey Hidan... What's that?
Itachi: *twitch*
Zetsu: Hn.

Deidara: AAAHHH!! HIDAN-SAMA!! THAT'S DESGUSTING!!
Hidan: *holding cigarette* Nani?
Kistune: *laughing so much she falls over with Zetsu* Oh.....well this just got awkward. ^^;;
Sasori: *faceplants the ground* ..........owwchi..........I think I just stabbed myself.
Kisame: Itachi-kun? *worried*

Hoshiko: Sasori-sama! Are you okay?! Where did you stab yourself?! Let me see! Shall I kiss it better?! Oh my god I'm so sorry! Please don't hurt me *huggles*
Itachi: I.. was pleasent?
Tobi: What's that?
Kakuzu: Is Hidan smoking again?! Kami fricken damn!
Zetsu: You're telling me. I have your breats against myself.

Kitsune: X3 *blush*
Deidara: *growling* That Tobi-kun is going to hurt Hidan very very much un. *throws bombs at Hidan* KATSU UN!!
*cue big explosion*
Sasori: I don't know.........I think I missed my heart though.....*faints* x-x
Kisame: Yeah pleasent, you asked me how I was dude.
Hidan: @__@
Deidara: *dusting himself off* Tobi-kun if I ever catch you with one of those nasty things I'll kill you un! UNDERSTOOD UN??!!

Hoshiko: No! Sasori-sama! *puts head against chest* his heart is still going... that's good. Hmph. He sounds like he's sleeping... maybe this will wake him up >:3 *kisses*
Itachi: Ehhhh, remind me never to do anything perverted again...
Kakuzu: Serves you right!
Tobi: Tobi will never ever smoke, Tobi is a good boy. I don't wanna be blown up TT__TT
Zetsu: Squishy...

Deidara: Good un. Because if you did I'd use much more explosives too un.
Hidan: @__@
Sasori: *opening one eye* And you say we're the perverts? *in mind* This'll get her. *SMOOCH!!*
Kisame: 0.0 Well then Itachi-kun you might not want to look at Zetsu or Sasori for awhile.
Kistune: *sweatdrops* Are you.......playing with my boobs Zetsu-kun? *deeper blush*

Itachi: What? *turns around* OH MY GOD! *dies* *not really, just faints*
Hoshiko: O___O *ohmygod goes bright red*
Zetsu: No... Yes... No... Yes...
Tobi: ;o;
Kakuzu: Hidan... Hidan? Stop acting we know you're not dead!

Kitsune: ^^;; I'm being groped by a plant-man.
Hidan: Owwchi.........*sits up* Kakuzu? Where's Deidara-chan?
Deidara: .........Oh snap un.
Sasori: Mwahahaha! Sucess!
Kisame: Itachi-kun! *pulls out paper fan to fan him with* TT__TT This is gonna warrent a trip to the therapist again.

Zetsu: Hehehee ^^
Kakuzu: Over there *points*
Tobi: Tobi is going to run now *grabs Deidara and runs*
Hoshiko: Muahahaha! Success! Pay up Kitsune! I got Sasori to kiss me like we betted!
Itachi: @___@

Kitsune: ^^ *looks up at Hoshiko* Aw crud, fine. *pulls out wallet and holds out a fifty* Here.
Deidara: *getting pulled along with Tobi* Aaah! Faster Tobi, faster un!
Hidan: *chasing duo with scyth* Get back here and beg forgiveness you little bitach!!
Kisame: *looks at fan before disappearing off stage* Could I just borrow that for a seocond? How much? Harsh......okay point made. *comes back with Temari's fan* This should work a little better.
*huge wind gale inserted here*
Sasori: .............*Hosh is still laying on him*

Zetsu: Hahaha, Sasori-san's face! *squishy*
Hoshiko: Thanks *leans over and takes money* Aww Sasori-sama *nose on nose* You're such a good kisser, hehehehe ^^
Tobi: TOBI IS RUNNING! *runs more*
Kakuzu: Muahaha
Itachi: *gets blown away* *wakes up in a tree* Oh god, was there another party? *looks around*

Kisame: *sweatdrop* Okay, it worked better then I thoght. *runs offscreen* Take it back! Take it back! *comes back on acting like nothing happened*
Kistune: *squee* X3
Hidan: Mwahahahaha!!!!
Deidara: TT__TT I don't wanna die un.
Sasori: *dooom* Arigato Hoshiko-chan.

Itachi: Where is everyone? *hops from tree and goes walkies* Kisame? Kitsune? Hoshiko?! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Zetsu: x3
Kakuzu: I'm bored...
Tobi: Tobi doesn't either! why doesn't Dei-senpai made a clay bird and fly away?
Hoshiko: *playing with Satori's hair* You love me really *evil grin*

Deidara: *sweatdrop* Oh yeah, right un. I forgot un. *creates bird and throws Tobi on it's back with him*
Sasori: *glare* You are evil incarnate.
Kistune: *giggle* X3
Kisame: Itachi, where are you?! I couldn't have blown him away that far. *walks off to find his partner*
Hidan: Aw.......*looks at Kakuzu* Lets go kill something that can't fly away.

Tobi: Tobi is a clever boy :3
Hoshiko: And so are you, aren't we just the perfect couple Sasori-sama?
Zetsu: I forgot what I was doing before... oh well! x3
Itachi: Kisame! KISS-A-ME!!! WHERE ARE YOU? TT__TT
Kakuzu: Okay... how about some fan girls?

Kisame: Itachi! IT-A-CHI!! *stops listens starts running* Itachi-kun!!
Kitsune: X3
Hidan: Fangirls it is. Know where there's some? *bows head* And some that won't hand us out asses like Hoshiko-chan and Kitsune-chan.
Sasori: Okay you have a point there. *deadpanned* Get off me now.
Deidara: Hai, you are a clever boy un. ^^
Kitsune: Wow, is it just me or is DeiDei being nice to Tobi?

Itachi: KISAME!!! *glomp*
Zetsu: x3
Kakuzu: Here. *opens up a kage of Fan girls* FREE YAOI!
*made rushes*
Kakuzu: Muahaha!
*lots of blood and killing*
Hoshiko: Nuh-uh. You're comfy!
Tobi: ^^
Zetsu: Yeah... weird...

Deidara: ^^ *plotting plotting plotting*
Kistune: It is isn't it? Oh well *snuggle*
Hidan: Mwahahahaha!!
*much slaughter and other nasty stuff and blood lots and lots of blood*
Kisame: *ish glomped* Itachi-kun, are you alright?
Sasori: *sigh*