Can I See Your Package

Can I See Your Package
Part 3
See parts 1 &2 for warnings/pairings.
Rating, NC-17 for language, no sex in this chappy :-(


Lee quickly ran into town, he ~needed~ to find him and he needed the man’s help ~now~. As he got closer to his destination he ran into someone, causing him to bounce back and smack right into a brick wall. His head was spinning slightly as he slowly stood up, his eyes still closed.

“Oh Lee I’m sorry I wasn’t really paying atten...” before the person could finish Lee began yelling.

“DON”T LOOK AT MY PENIS ” There was complete silence except for a cricket somewhere in the background. Lee slowly opened his eyes and saw a wide eyed Chouji and a smirking Shikamaru.

“I told you they were going to drive him insane.” Chouji nodded as he looked over at his lover. Shikamaru had a lazy smirk on his lips as he looked Lee up and down. Lee blushed as he looked around as people stared at him. He just couldn’t stop making a spectacle of himself apparently.

“Oh Chouji I’m so sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to where I was running and everyone just keeps ~staring~ at me and I don’t know how much more I can take I mean these people act like they haven’t seen a dick before ” By now Lee was practically hyperventilating from nerves, his face was beet red and he was beginning to sweat. He heard a cough and looked up to his friends who looked as if they were about to burst into laughter. Lee glared slightly as finally it seemed to be too much and the other boys crumpled to the ground in laughter. Lee was rather offended seeing as how Shikamaru never put any effort into anything, but this seemed to be ~so funny~ that even the lazy bastard seemed to enjoy his misery. Lee sighed and shook his head. “You really suck right now you know that ” Chouji was the first to calm down, a giggle breaking out of his large form every so often.

“Sorry Lee, but I’ve never seen you so...not you before....” Lee sighed, when he felt an arm wrap around his shoulder. Shikamaru leaned against him and sighed.

“How troublesome....” Shika sighed “I understand how you feel, Now you know what Chouji had to go through.” Chouji blushed brightly.

“Shikamaru You promised never to talk about that again ” Lee looked at them questioningly and innocently with large eyes, then suddenly the meaning of what Shikamaru said sunk in. He gasped and pointed at Chouji.

“You’re blessed with a monster too? ” Chouji’s face bloomed red and Shikamaru couldn’t help but laugh at Lee’s ‘youthful-ness.’

“Yeah you could call it that.” Shikamaru smirked at Chouji who took a bag of chips out of seemly thin air and began to chomp on them nervously.

“Well then maybe you can help me How do you stop these absolute pervs from spying on me? ” Chouji looked at Shikamaru who was glaring slightly. Chouji sighed.

“Well Lee you see, um...” Suddenly Chouji was tackled from behind by none other than Ino herself.

“Chouji Are you going to let me see it now? ” Chouji cringed and whimpered as the blonde went for his pants. What surprised Lee was not the fact that Ino was practically raping Chouji , but the fact that apparently Shikamaru was really very fast when motivated, because suddenly Ino was actually ~kicked~ off of Chouji. Chouji jumped up and grabbed a snarling Shikamaru around the waist.
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“Honey, calm down she didn’t get to anything relax, it’s ok ” Lee sweat dropped and slowly backed away. It was very weird seeing another possessive boyfriend. At least Lee now knew he wasn’t the only one being pussy-whipped...well maybe that’s not the best phrase to use but whatever. Lee breathed a sigh of relief when he couldn’t hear Shikamaru’s cursing, or Chouji’s comforting. Actually Lee prayed he never witnessed anything like that again. There are just some things that shouldn’t be known. Plus, Lee didn’t get ~any~ help what so ever in how to get peoples attention off of his gorgeous beast. That’s ok though, he still knew who he had to see and of course he would get the advice he needed.

Lee walked past the people of town, he was determined not to notice their gazes because if he did he was afraid he’d go crazy....ok so more crazy, considering he yelled at Chouji not to stare at him...shit, that had been embarrassing. Lee forced his blush away as he picked up the pace. Finally he reached his destination and smiled.

“GAI-SENSEI I need your most brilliant advice ” Lee burst through the front door of Gai’s house only to stop dead as he watched the two men on the couch. Lee screamed like a girl forcing Gai and Kakashi to sit up and curse. Quickly they grabbed their clothes and dressed. Lee on the other hand was now on the floor rocking back and forth muttering about the springtime of youth and some other non-sense. Gai cleared his throat and sat next to his student.

“Um Lee...” While Gai was trying to think of something to say, Kakashi rolled his eyes, both were visible at the moment.

“Come on Gai, like he has anything to say about us fucking, does he know that’s what he and Gaara do or is he slightly brain damaged?” Gai threw a kunai at the copy-nin, who of course dodged, then suddenly there were hearts floating around the silver haired ninja. “Where did you pull that from?? God Gai let the kid zone out for a while, I want you ” Gai glared at Kakashi then turned back to Lee who seemed to be snapping out of his trance.

“Lee are you alright?” Lee nodded ~very~ slowly, causing Kakashi to mutter something about permanent damage. Gai gave him a look that promised no sex for at least the rest of the night. Kakashi pouted but nodded and sat on the couch to read his book. Gai rolled his eyes and looked at Lee who was now looking less glassy eyed. “Lee?” Gai was getting ready to punch Lee in the face when Lee looked at him with sad eyes.

“I need your advise Everywhere I go people are staring at me. You have to help me Gai-Sensei ” Gai looked 2at Lee and smiled his ‘good-guy’ smile.

“Lee, people will of course stare at you You are in the springtime of youth and you are the beautiful green beast of Konoha People can’t help but look at you ” Lee looked at Gai and frowned.

“But Gai-sensei...” Kakashi was trying to shove a kunai through his ear to stop the pain of listening to the ‘youthful’ man flesh they both carried. Seriously they had to be related Meanwhile Lee was listening to Gai with sparkles in his eyes.

“Let them stare at you, They are just amazed that someone can be as perfect as us. I’ve had to deal with it constantly, especially from Kakashi.” Kakashi rolled his eyes.

“Oh yeah like you didn’t totally want me back, and if I remember correctly you were the one who decided to go down on....” Gai ran over to Kakashi and smacked a hand over his mouth. Lee looked at them.

“Wait so you think I should just let people look at me? But Gai-Sensei, I don’t think Gaara would like that, I mean he’s very possessive, especially when it comes to Little Lee-san, so I don’t know if that would be such a good idea.” Gai nodded seriously a finger to his chin. Kakashi on the other hand looked at them like they were nuts. Kakashi groaned at his own pun and turned to walk out of the room. He had enough of hearing Gai and his clone talk about their sex organs.

Meanwhile Lee was thinking about just letting people stare at him. Either way he looked at it, it wasn’t a very good idea. Gai didn’t have a problem, Kakashi wasn’t possessive, horny and perverted definitely, but possessive wasn’t really his thing. Well no one was really as bad as Gaara, not that Lee minded but that usually meant hell for anyone who tried to touch him, or look at him, or get within ten miles of where he was standing....Lee sighed dreamily as he thought of his red headed lover, sure he was insanely possessive, but he was so hot while doing that. Lee shook his head suddenly, he was getting off topic, he was here to find out how to get the attention away from him ~without~ killing people.

“Lee listen to me, no matter what you do now, people will want you. It was an unfortunate accident that you were exposed but now that people know they will drool around you. It happened to me, I knew this day would come ” Gai turned as a stream of tears ran down his face. “I knew you wouldn’t let me down ” Lee looked at his sensei and began to tear up also.

“Gai-sensei ” They ran and hugged each other tightly, the sun setting in the background.

“Oh for the love of...” Kakashi who had actually forgot his book walked in on the ~gayest~ scene ever to take place in his livingroom and that was saying a lot considering he fucked another ~man~ in that room. He quickly grabbed his book and left the room. This was getting ridiculous.

Gai finally let go of his young student and they looked at each other.

“Don’t worry Lee, eventually, someone will come along with something new and they will leave you alone...Well except Neji, but he’s a whore to anyone who’ll look at him.” Lee looked up at Gai who was blushing just slightly. Lee had the sudden urge to throw up as he thought of Neji chasing Gai. Some things were just ~wrong~.

“But what about Gaara? You know how he is.” Gai nodded.

“Maybe it would be better for you to stay indoors for a while?” Lee chuckle softly.

“So you don’t think there is anything I can actually do?” Gai shrugged slightly.

“Don’t worry Lee, the hype will die down.”

“Or you’ll be raped...” Gai spun around.

“Goddamn it KAKASHI ” Lee watched as Gai chased his lover around the house. While it was amusing and all. Lee decided he wanted to just go home to his own lover. He left Gai’s house, somewhat disappointed, not at his all-knowing sensei of course, but he was upset that there was no easy answer. Maybe he just had to let it run it’s course. Hell he knew he had a hot body, now he just wanted to get home and spend time with his love.

As he walked towards his home he ignored the people watching him. This shit would end eventually, then he and Gaara could have sex all the time without worrying that some douche bag would be spying on them. Well except for Neji and Kiba, because seriously Neji was almost as bad as Jiraiya spying on everyone and Kiba...Well Lee had a feeling Shino would straighten his as out...ok so not ~straight~.... fuck it, there was way too much stupid crap on his mind, he needed to focus on one thing. Well that was easy enough as he reached his house. As he walked inside he went strait to the bedroom. Gaara was still sleeping, poor thing wiped himself out. Lee smiled and shed his clothes and climbed in behind Gaara. He nuzzled the back of Gaara’s neck.

“Mmm...Lee...” Lee smiled as Gaara turned to him and slowly opened aqua eyes.

“Hi baby.” Gaara smiled, but it slowly turned into a frown.

“Did you have to bring your fan club with you?” Lee blinked then turned to look out the window. He screamed as he saw about 6 faces in the window.

“Goddamn you perverts ”


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TBC ??

Poor Lee, I just can’t leave him alone.....