April Fools!

Chapter 3 – Salt in the Wounds

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Yay! Thanks for all the reviews!

And you’ll find out about the thong in this chapter. Though I think it’s kinda obvious.

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Neji’s limo was the first to pull up to school quickly followed up by Zabuza’s and Temari’s. As the friends stood in a circle, staring at each other, in an awkward silence. They could not muster up the courage to say anything. There was a snicker from Kiba at Haku’s hair.

Which was silenced by Haku, screaming, “I’LL STRANGLE YOU! YOU FUCKING BITCH!” And the only thing keeping him from doing that was being held back by Zabuza, as he tried to strangle Kiba.

Than Tsunade’s van pulled up and Sakura and Naruto, jumped out and joined the group in staring. Tsunade finished parking her car, and sat at a table nearby, eating her breakfast, reading something out of a medical journal, and writing down notes from it. She may have retired from being a doctor, but she still liked to keep up on the newest things in medicine. Hell her daughter Shizune, who followed in her foot steps, was sending her reports on new procedures, and what she thought of them. And considering what had happened to Naruto last year, during the wrestling match, it was a good thing she does keep up.

Must...not...Molest...Sakura. Zabuza mentally restrained himself as a small gust of wind blew Sakura’s skirt up and revealed a hot pink thong.

“So...You guys were pranked too?” Naruto said as he undid his bandana and the words ‘I love the cock’ was shown.

The entire group burst out laughing, as a collected voice, “So dobe...what is everyone laughing...” Sasuke stopped mid-sentence as Naruto turned to face him. It was like calm before the storm. Sasuke’s whole entire body shook, than his eyes started to tear up, and than he just busted out laughing.

“Bastards!” Naruto shouted pointing a finger at everyone in the group. “All of you are BAST...!” Naruto noticed Neji walking up to him, his gaze looking at the ground. “Ne, Neji?” Naruto asked as Neji invaded is personal space.

Sai stared on with a huge grin. HE couldn’t believe the Hyuuga heir was going to go through with this.

“Sorry, Naru...” Neji said before wrapping his arms around Naruto’s chest and pulling him in for a deep kiss.

All the girl’s, except Hinata who was turning redder than a tomato, noses started to bleed. It was hot to watch. Tsunade was choking on her breakfast for a bit.

Naruto groaned into the kiss as there tongues fought for dominance for a bit. Everyone in the entire school knew that Naruto was bi. Hell he didn’t even try to hide the fact he was. Neji knew this and was dreading what was going to happen next.

Sasuke quirked an eyebrow. This is...random. And pretty awkward...Should I even be watching someone that’s like my brother make out?

Temari, Ino, Tenten, and Sakura all shouted out. “WHAT A GAME PLAN!” Threw there fist in the air.

Rock Lee decided the best way to ignore this was happening was to drink his drink. He started to hiccup and swagger a bit. “Mmm...Sakura you look hawt in that...” He muttered/slurred out, the only one hearing him was Gaara who quirked an eye at him, but remained unfazed by the scene in front of him.

“Tch...Troublesome...” Was Shikamaru’s typical Response.

“...” Was all Shino had on this.

Choji just gaped at this. Where the heck did this come from?

Kiba and Haku where cheering them on, saying “About Damn time!”

Zabuza shook his head. You’re the second captain of the Wrestling Team Naruto! Why in public?! Not that he had any problems with Naruto being bi. The thing was, it was hard to get the other wrestlers to trust Naruto last year. They all thought he was going to bone them in the shower or make passes on them.

Hinata started to poke her fingers together.

Yup Tsunade’s just manage to swallow the breakfast bar stuck in her throat. She looked ready to kill.

Mmm...Wonder what spurred Neji to do this...Oh well! Can’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Though I do know what I want to see in Ji-Ji’s mouth...Did I just call Neji, Ji-Ji? Oh well...He’s still HOT though...Did Jiraiya leave the stove on again...NO! Must concentrate on Neji!

And to say the truth, Neji was enjoying this kiss. Sorry...Naru...

Sai clapped his hands. “Didn’t think you would do it Neji...” And Naruto pulled back from the kiss.

A confused but mostly very hurt look was on Naruto’s face. He looked like he was about to cry.

Neji bit his bottom lip.

“Here you go...” Sai said as he walked over to Neji, grabbed his hand, and dropped the memory card into it. “All the photos are there. You don’t have to worry about the fangirls.” With that the tears really did escape Naruto’s face. That would be the only reason Neji would do that.

Neji shot him a glare and did something no one really excepted; he brought Naruto to him, and protectively stroked his hair, and whispered little nothings into the younger boy’s ear. “Don’t worry Naruto...We’ll talk about this later.” He said and stepped back from the blonde and wiped the tears away, making Naruto blush and smile a bit.”

Shit...I didn’t think they really felt that way about each other. Sai was a bastard yes, but even he wouldn’t push a relationship into overdrive. He really though Neji was completely straight. If he knew any of this, Sai would have picked some other embarrassing thing to do. Not a heated kiss with Naruto. Oh well, Sai still had to be a bastard.

“Well Naruto...I guess what on your forehead is completely correct. And Sasuke...I thought you liked to wear your contacts, what’s the matter? Your glassed glued to your nose? And Hinata...WOW! Your body is killer! You should wear clothes like that more often. And speaking of clothes, I didn’t know you were into things like that Sakura. Do you want me to dress up as a Schoolboy or something, before going at it with you?” There was a wink. “And Ino...Did you sleep on a marker or something? You might want to put some make up on to try and cover that. That marker may not come off for a week. Though you better make sure that Tenten doesn’t do it for you! She’s going to need some sort of a remover to get all that junk off her face. Gaara...for some reason, in the house there’s this brown, fluffy, teddy bear, do you want it? You can name it Mr. Fluffy Fluffles McFlufferson. Temari didn’t know you liked that kind of stuff. Kankuro...How bad can your hair be to hid it from the rest of the world. And Zabuza what happened? Some girl cut open your lips is that it? Kiba...is it just me or does everyone else smell cats. Haku, I thought you liked your hair the way it was. Shikamaru, want a lighter? How about some chips Choji. Shino, baby, your eyes look great, glad you decided to show them to me.” With the last three things, he gave each of them the said items. “And Rock Lee, are you drunk or something.” Sai said as he walked away from the group, towards the door. “Oh…Yeah…April Fools! GOT you all!” And with that he Ran to his homeroom, less sharp and pointy things where thrown at him.

Rock Lee was collapsed on the ground, “Make the world stop spinning,*HICCUP*.”

Tsunade shook her head. She, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru did play some mean jokes on each others as kids, but nothing like this. She walked over to Naruto, who was a bit preoccupied with kissing Neji a bit again, and cleared her throat to get his attention.

“Sorry!” Naruto said blushing, and than felt raised an eyebrow as a key ring and a stack of papers where given to him.

“Don’t abuse it like last time...And make sure that Lee isn’t that drunk when he heads off to class.” She said as she began to enter the building.

“Yes Tsunade.” Naruto said and stared at the papers. These were notes to excuse them from classes. “Teachers Lounge?”

Everyone nodded in agreement and headed to the teachers lounge to plan there revenge.

An hour later.

Lee was no longer drunk, more like hung over as they all sat on the furniture around the room. Except Naruto, he was content with sitting on Neji’s lap, who in was content with resting his chin on top of Naruto spiky yet very soft hair.

“So...Everyone remember what they are going to do?” Sasuke asked. Everyone grinned evilly in return.

To be continued...

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Here’s a preview of something that’s going to happen eventually!

The Orange haired boy grinned evilly at Sai, and three words escaped his lips. “April Fools...Sai.”

The Uchiha looked up at Kyosuke “Kyuubi” Uzumaki, and roared out. “WHAT?!”

A sinister smile, one that rivaled Itachi’s, graced the red eyed boy’s features. “You heard me, April Fools. No one thinks of messing, with my little brother that much except me...”

With that, he tossed the digital camera at Sai, laughing evilly, as the blackmail wasn’t there, it never was.

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So anyways I’m going to be writing another fic, based on this universe.

And a heads up, on it, some characters are going to have a bit of a personality change. Mainly, Orochimaru.

And yes all the stuff is removable.

Spirit gum, for all you don’t know, is basically a Theatrical adhesive used for wigs and stuff like that, so it doesn’t fall off. While Water can get it out after a while, there is also something more useful for it. Spirit Gum Remover.

Clown makeup is supposed to wipe and water proof if I remember correctly; you need a remover for that too.

Permanent Marker...It will fade on skin, and depending on the type of Soap you use, you can get it off within a week or so. It’s used in some Sporting events where they mark your hand with a number, so it doesn’t fade if you start sweating or anything.

And the Car marker...Just think of the writing you see on cars at where they sell them, same thing, washes right off.

Glue, well you can yank it off or use some solvent or something I believe. Yanking it off hurts like hell, and you have a good chance of taking some skin with you.