Sex Academy

Thank you for the reviews, this all started when I was thinking to myself. "Hmm if the Naruto characters knew about sex as children, how would they react?" and viola, I came up with this.

It was the third day and the students that had stripped earlier were blushing as now everyone had seen them naked. If they had done this before this academy, they wouldn’t have thought anything of it, now their looks on such things were changing.

“I wonder who this guest speaker will be…” said Hinata as they wandered up to the school.

The door opened and they freaked…

“Hello children, so nice to see you… especially you Sasuke.” said their guest.

“NO F*CKING way!” shouted Naruto.

Orochimaru stood at the academy doors with the other three sensei watching him for any attempts at attacking.

“He’s the only Konoha ninja who seems to know about child molestation.” said Gai.

“He killed the 3rd hokage you lunatic!” shouted Naruto.

“And he keeps trying to get into my body!” shouted Sasuke.

Everyone went silent at that comment after what they had learned in the past 2 days.

“Look, I can just as easily destroy you all, so I think you should give me some respect” said the bleach white skinned ninja.

The students were all brought to one auditorium as Orochimaru began to speak about the subject of the day. And it was of course completed with pictures and a short movie clip.

“Come to think of it, when Gai hugs me, his hands are a little low.” whispered Lee to himself.

Sasuke’s eyes were solid white and his mouth hung wide open as the movie finished closing with Orochimaru’s face smiling on camera while hugging a bunch of sound village genin, the genin were not smiling so much…

Kakashi had his mask up as always but even he had his mouth slack jawed as the movie finished.

“Okay children, that’s about all you need to know on pedophilia, but you know there are some times when it can be good to-” began Orochimaru before Jiraiya intervened by tackling him with his hand over the ninja’s mouth.

“Thank you Orochimaru now get out of here before I sick the ANBU on you.” said the frog pervert. Even though he was pinned, Orochimaru vanished in a plume of smoke, he had sent a shadow clone in his place, not one to leave himself open.

“Okay kids, I think it’s time to uh….yah….watch some porn…” said Kakashi as he reached for a movie to load into the screen projector.

“I will never be the same again!” shouted Kiba as he clawed at his eyes.

“You adults are sick!” shouted Choji leaping from his chair. “Sick, I say!” he shouted before leaping out the classroom window.

“First gate release!” shouted Gai as he launched forward and tackled Choji, carrying him back to the class room and placing him back in his chair before deactivating his jutsu.

“Perhaps accepting this job was not the best idea… I could be out assassinating a rouge ninja…” said Kakashi in dismay as he played the movie.

“This porn will show adults in the actual process of sex, it’s a lot better than explaining it step by step….” said Jiraiya.

“Hey isn’t that your sister Kiba?” asked Tenten looking at the movie.

“Oh shit, we forgot we used Konoha civilians for the porn…” said Gai.

“And she’s doing it with… what the hell! Shikamaru’s dad!” shouted Ino.

“Shikamaru, I’ll kill you!” shouted Kiba as he leapt from his desk.

“Fang over claw!” he roared as he tore through the desks to get to Shikamaru who dodged out of the way just in time.

“Sharingan!” shouted Kakashi as he activated his Sharingan, all the students looked at him in surprise and his jutsu took effect, they became hypnotized by his eye and calmed down, Kiba peacefully returned to his seat and the students righted the falling desks.

“I understand this is not easy for you, but this is the third day out of 30 days you will be here so please… CALM THE FUCK DOWN!” shouted Kakashi as he covered his Sharingan eye again dispelling the hypnosis.

They finished the porn video without any further incident, though a few shouts and protests were heard every now and then.

At the end of the movie Kiba raised his hand and Kakashi called on him.

“Can you show us the doggy style part again?” he asked.

“Shadow Strangle Jutsu!” shouted Shikamaru.


After that, class was over. The genin were released back to Konoha for the rest of the day.


As they got back, the once fun loving Genin who could talk to each other without any sort of restraint now could barely look at a ninja of the opposite gender without blushing. Hinata had blushed many times before when around Naruto and fainted, now she damn near had a heart attack at the sight of him.

“Yeah we’re going to umm… go….train.” said Naruto as he headed for the training grounds, all the other boys followed him. The girls were also heading to their own location.


“If this is the third day, I shudder to think what happens by the end of the month!” said Neji as they got to the training grounds. Some of them really were training and others just used it as an excuse to talk about what was going on.

“I agree with Neji, this can not go on like this. Gai Sensei would never do those things to me.” said Lee.

“Lee he runs up and hugs you when you’re too injured to move from combat and screams to everyone about how beautiful you are in your youth.” said Sasuke.

This statement shut Lee up instantly.

“Now that I think about it, Neji you harassed Hinata in the chuunin exams with Jyuken.” said Kiba, Neji blushed and went stiff as a board.

“Okay guys this is what we do…” said Shikamaru, once again devising a brilliant plan to get out of this.