Just My Luck

Summary: Sasuke Uchiha, a man born without luck, until he meets his soul mate. But when they break up will Sasuke’s bad luck return or will he realize that maybe Naruto was his luck…

Warnings: Meh, Your average, smexily hot Naruxsasu story so for all you yaoi haters…please go and read something else….like your mom… PS-Sasuke is really OOC

Chapter Three: Understand

Detention.

Detention was the place where so many different types of people hung out it was like a small country. There were the bad-asses. You know the people who did things just to get sent here so they didn’t have to deal with their crappy home life. Then there was the chronics, people who, even if they didn’t receive a detention, showed up anyway. Then the nerds, the people who were caught running in the halls and desperately tried to talk they’re way out of out by sucking up but ended up making it even worse for themselves. However, amidst all of these people, I sat bored out of my fucking mind. That was until the sensei of this nutcase filled class walked in.

Gai Might.

Aka- the biggest fag I had ever met. And that’s considering that I am gay. He was about as straight as a rainbow and twice as colourful, not to mention he was sporting two extremely fuzzy caterpillars on his face...oh wait...those are eyebrows. Needless to say the rest of the class was spent listening to ways we could brighten our youthful experience. I was happy to learn that detention was finally over with...until I realized the parentals were just waiting for me to get home.

Home.

Now, when you hear that you think of a sanctuary. When I hear that I think of hell. You see my mom and dad are what people nowadays would call homophobic. You know....afraid of gay people. So as you can see, learning that their son was gay was a low hit to the balls... I guess I am proud how dense they are though. It took them a year of constant hanging out with Naruto for my brother to catch us kissing, and of course being the nark that he is, he ratted me out like a drunk at an alcoholic meeting. And yet here I was going to my house... not afraid of my family...but afraid of what was going on between Naruto and I.

I walked through the house doors hoping my parents weren’t home yet.

“Sasuke!”

Just my luck.

“What’s this I hear about a detention?”

Man, my mom was pissed, and I was scared to see what my dad was like. How do you conquer two equally pissed off parents? Easy... with good ol’ sarcasm.

“Nothing, I was having a rough day so I was sent to detention mother....”

“What do you mean rough day? You’re brother manages to...”

Well I’ll stop here unless you want to hear a fifteen minute speech on how Itachi is so much better than I am. I was happy my father hadn’t stepped foot in the house yet. It wouldn’t surprise me if that prick was out screwing one of his secretaries right now, that was just the kind of man my dad was. So let’s get off that topic and get back to what I am really, totally worried about....

What is love Baby don’t hurt me...

Speak of the devil.

“Hello?”

“Sasuke-teme, what are you doing Saturday night?”

It felt good to hear my dobe on the other side of the phone.

“Depends...are my plans about to involve you?”

“Well you see, Gaara is having a party at his place and I was wondering if you wanted to come with. It wouldn’t be the same without you babe...”

At the word “Gaara” I almost threw up in my mouth.

“You know I don’t like big parties...”

So I was antisocial...sue me.

“Please, I want to go, but I won’t go without you”

Okay, it was either I go with my dobe of a boyfriend, or risk him possibly hanging out with Gaara. My decision? I was fucking going.

“Ya, I’ll go Naruto, and I’ll pick you up...”

“Thanks babe, love you”

I heard the phone click and a low growl escaped my throat. The things I did for the one I love. I looked at my back pack that
was now situated on my floor and sighed. I had homework coming out of a wazoo, and anything that comes out of there can’t be good. Pulling my Japanese from its folder I stared baffled at the kanji I knew would take me years to learn. Did I mention speaking a language with more than one alphabet is not all it’s cracked up to be. I decided that could wait and stuffed it right back into my backpack hoping that some small elf like creature would come along and burn it.

“Sasuke, get your ass down here now!”

Fuck. My dad was home.

I walked as slow as was physically possible before I scaled down the stairs and soon met the ferocious eyes of my so called dad.

“Sasuke...what is this, detention? We of the Uchiha do not get detention, this is downright ridiculous!”

Ok so he was madder than my mother could ever be, and I really didn’t feel like sticking around for the outcome.

“Fuck you!” I muttered as I walked right passed him and grabbed my keys and headed to the door.

“You listen here young man, I am the man of the house, and you will obey my rules or else...”

“Or else what dad?” I yelled back as he glared at me and now words escaped his mouth. “I’m out!” With that said I was on my way to Naruto’s, where I might be able to calm down.

The whole way there my hands were gripping the steering wheel so hard my knuckles turned white. Why was my family so retarded ? If anyone can answer that please let me know. Arriving at Naruto’s made me feel as though the weight of my family life was lifted right off my shoulders.

“Hello?” I asked as I walked in the front door.

I didn’t even have to ask to enter the house anymore. Tsunade and Jaraiya were completely okay with me entering, they considered me family, and to me, there were better than the family I was assigned when I was born.

“Oh Sasuke-kun, it’s been a long while,” Tsunade stated as I nodded. “Well, Naruto is up in his room.”

“Don’t you two do anything I wouldn’t do!” Jaraiya stated as I smirked and headed up the stairs to my lovers room.

Naruto was on the computer as I silently crept up beside him. He was too much of a dobe to notice my reflection in the computer screen as I began to plant soft kisses up his neck.

“Sasuke-kun, you better be c-careful,” He stuttered as I smirked and continued increasing his sexual frustration.

“Or what dobe?”

“I may not be able to control myself...” he stated turning around and kissing me hard on the lips.

“Aren’t we feisty,” I muttered against his lips.

“Well if my godparents weren’t downstairs we’d be doing a lot more,” He stated, that cheesy cat like smile engraved on his tender lips. “So what brings about this visit?”

“My parental watch group found out about the detention I received today. And you know my dad, he went on about how I am an
Uchiha and Uchiha’s never fuck up...”

“How come all they do is cut you down, but when they caught Itachi on ecstasy, they gave him a small lecture and patted him on the shoulder?”

I just shrugged as Naruto hugged me. He was probably the only one who would even dare try this on me, and as gay as it sounds,
I was in dire need of a hug.

“Well, Tsunade-baachan and the perverted old man are going to some stupid out-of-town thing, so if you want to come over tomorrow and stay all weekend, we could go to Gaara’s party from here”

“That sounds like a good plan. I really don’t want to be stuck at home with my family...”

“Well it’s settled,” he stated as he pressed his lips under my ear. “Besides, who knows what could happen when the ‘rent’s are out of town”

“Are you implying something?”

“I might be,” he stated.

“Aa.”

The rest of my five hour stay was spent playing PS2 and drinking abundant amounts of coca-cola. Naruto had lost eighteen times against me on the Inuyasha game and I could only laugh at the stupid hissy fits he would through when he lost. Finally I noticed ten o’clock was only two minutes away, and I didn’t want to piss my parent’s off anymore than they already were by missing my weekday curfew so I kissed him goodbye and made my way back home.
Why was it that Naruto was the only person who seemed to get me. Okay a typical teenager response, but even Tsunade and Jaraiya understood Naruto, so why was it so hard for my parent’s to understand my feelings? Was it because the first son they had was an anal goody-good and the second kid popped out was a complete fuck up? That had to be it, because that was the only logical explanation I had to go on at this point in time.

Finally I was at home, in my bed and get this, I was so close to falling asleep when my stupid ass of a brother made his way into my room.

“What the fuck do you want Itachi?” I muttered and I swear I heard the bastard laugh.

“Father told me to tell you that you’re grounded for the entire weekend!”

Just my Fucking luck!

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A/N: Okay, so it’s been a good long while in between updates...how ever i would still like people to read this!