Welcome to the Island of Beautiful Men

Chapter Warnings: Kakashi x Iruka: anal, Itachi x Naruto: group masturbation, oral

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“Dammit, Itachi! Let…me…GO!” Naruto raged and squirmed within the older boy’s arms as the Uchiha locked his arms in front of his tanned chest with one hand while tugging at his beach pants with the other.

“Just hold still Naruto-kun,” and as he said that his warm breath ghosted across his ear, sending delightful, yet unwanted shivers down his spine.

“Itachi-kun, please don’t do that,” Iruka supplicated on Naruto’s behalf but still too afraid to get too close to the Akatsuki member even though he was just as powerless as everyone else.

“Aoh! We really don’t want to have a naked Naruto running around,” Kakashi added with a nod of his head. “It’s not fair to the rest of us.”

“Sensei!” the young blond screamed in shock when he felt the cool sea breeze waft over his exposed flesh after Itachi managed to yank his pants mid-thigh. “Don’t just stand there, stop him!”

Iruka blushed and turned around so he wouldn’t be faced with his student’s nudity and Kakashi tapped his finger against his chin and gears in his head started to turn before a delicious idea clicked within his head. “If I give you a pair of shorts, will you let Naruto keep his?”

Itachi stilled his movements but Naruto continued to struggle against him. “That is correct,” he replied.

“Ah then, problem solved,” the Jounin replied with a wide smile and his eyes turned upwards in mirth. “You can have Iruka’s shorts.”

“WHAT?” the tanned teacher yelled and whipped around to face the other adult. “Why must I give him my shorts,” he protested. “Why can’t you give him yours?”

Kakashi met his furious gaze with a flat emotionless one of his own. “Because, I don’t feel like walking around naked right now.”

Iruka’s eye twitched. So he was to sacrifice his only article of clothing and be subjected to the humiliation of walking around in the nude before his pupils and fellow sensei just because Kakashi didn’t feel like doing the same?

“Then you shouldn’t have suggested the idea in the first place,” he huffed and although he tried to remain defiant he couldn’t stop the blush that was now tinting his cheeks.

“I don’t have time for this,” Itachi muttered and returned to his task of undressing the vulnerable boy he held captive.

“Aww Iruka, don’t be like that,” Kakashi said while blatantly ignoring Naruto’s cries for help. “Won’t you even come to the aid of your pupil when he needs you the most? Whether it is his life or his pride on the line it’s the same principle.”

Iruka opened his mouth to make a retort but snapped it shut when he couldn’t find a valid argument. He was put on the spot when he had to choose between his comfort and the comfort of one of his favorite students but when Naruto’s pants were now below his knees he conceded.

“Alright!” he yelled his defeat and Itachi ceased his hands once again. “I…I’ll give you my shorts, just…just leave Naruto alone.”

Kakashi blinked and watched as the shorter man turned his back to them and made them promise not to look but he couldn’t tear his eyes away as he watched that indented line along his spine grow longer as he slowly pulled his pants over his hips. He didn’t think the other man would do it. He didn’t think he’d have the guts and he was sure that he’d chicken out but when the waistband of his shorts slipped over a perfectly rounded ass and he leaned over slightly to drop them down his muscular thighs and over thin, hard calves Kakashi thought he felt a blood vessel burst within his head.

The naked ninja thrusted the trunks in Kakashi’s direction without turning around and without saying a word and the lighter man’s arm shook slightly as he reached out to take it before tossing it over his shoulder and into an annoyed Naruto’s face.

“Kakashi-san,” Iruka said barely above a whisper. “I’m never speaking to you again!” He wailed that last part before covering his groin and running off in humiliation, but Kakashi was not about to let him get away that easily and he chased after him, refusing to let this golden opportunity slip through his fingers.

Naruto was so glad that he got his shorts back but he really did feel sorry for his sensei and after returning his pants to their rightful position he turned to give the Uchiha a piece of his mind but his insult caught in his throat when looked upon Itachi who was already discarding his thong, completely disregarding the fact that he had an audience, and digging a hole in the sand with one foot so he could bury the hated garment.

Naruto hadn’t meant to stare, in fact, he probably would have looked away if he didn’t have such a curious nature and when his eyes rested on the limp phallus dangling between Itachi’s legs he chuckled and pointed unnecessarily at it.

“Hah! Mine’s bigger than yours,” he declared narcissistically.

Itachi only shrugged as he stepped into the trunks that he’d held Iruka at ransom for. “It only looks that way because I’m not erect, but it grows up to eight inches long.”

People accused Naruto of not having any social barriers but Itachi was worse, he also seemed to have a larger ego than the blond too but Naruto refused to believe that Itachi’s penis was bigger than his. “Yeah right,” he scoffed but Itachi just stopped in mid-dress and pulled the pants off again.

“Then let’s find out.”

Itachi wasn’t seriously considering they measure their erections right now was he? Naruto wondered to himself but it really didn’t look like it could get any bigger than maybe six and a half inches and Naruto knew his was bigger than that for sure. He nodded, accepting Itachi’s challenge and divested his swimming trunks as well but he sat on them just in case the Uchiha, for some reason, decided he wanted to keep them anyway.

Both boys sat facing each other, Naruto with his legs spread wide and Itachi with his crossed and leaned back to support his body on both arms. Naruto took his cock in hand, somewhat surprised that it was already so hard and he had to admit that he was a little excited about the whole idea. He stroked himself a few times and gasped when his fingers spread the beads of precum along his quickly stiffening length but when Itachi continued to just sit there with that bored expression on his face and his member just as flaccid the other boy wondered if he had tricked him into masturbating alone.

“A-Aren’t you going to jerk off too?”

“No,” he said deadpan. “You’re going to have to jerk me off.”

“What? Why?” the blond shrieked stopping his ministrations for a brief moment.

“Because you’re the one that wants to find out whose is bigger.”

Naruto didn’t like that excuse and he muttered something under his breath but leaned closer and reached out his free hand to fondle Itachi’s cock. It responded instantly and he watched in awe as it rapidly filled with blood and the head became thick and engorged. Itachi closed his eyes and he took a deep, shuddering breath when Naruto’s fingers grazed against the shiny head to spread his lubricant around his shaft then stimulate his rod with long, slow pumps.

‘It’s hard now but it’s still growing and I can feel it getting bigger,’ the younger boy mused as he shifted himself closer still so he could grip it tighter and pump his hand faster.

Itachi watched him from a half-lidded gaze and this time it was his blue eyes that were closed as he surrendered himself to the pleasurable sensations of jacking off and the excitement of jerking off another man. Naruto’s breathing became strangled gasps and he spread his legs wider as more precum poured out of his slit to slide along his turgid length and dribble over his fingers. That familiar warmth that was pooling in his stomach started to burn hotter and a delicious shudder shot along his spine, causing him to arch his back and he lifted his hips off the ground to thrust wantonly into his hand and cry out as he shot his load all over the other boy’s chest.

It took a few minutes for him to step down from that cloud and his head lolled forward and one hand gently cradled his softening cock while the other slackened its grip and slipped from Itachi’s still erect penis.

“Well?”

Naruto’s voice was barely above a whisper. “Well what?”

“Did you find out whose is bigger?”

‘Shit!’ he cursed himself and smacked a hand against his head. He was so caught up in the moment that he forgot to check.

“Oh well, it’s your loss,” the other boy replied with a shrug. “But don’t go yet, you still have the matter of my erection to take care of.”

The teen balked at his bold demand. “Why should I take care of it if you’re too lazy to do it yourself,” he argued. “And it’s not my fault that you take too long to cum.”

“Actually,” Itachi replied, tilting his head to one side. “I didn’t take too long, you came too early and I figure, since it’s your fault I’m horny in the first place, that you’re the one that should be responsible for getting me off.”

“Tch, bastard…worse than Sasuke,” he growled under his breath and reached out to take Itachi’s hard-on again but the other boy grabbed his wrist with one hand and brought the other up to his mouth, tracing his lips with his fingertips and abraising the soft skin with the sand that had clung to his slighty damp skin.

“Don’t use your hand this time,” he ordered and took a handful of flaxen hair at the back of his head in one fist and pulled him down towards his groin.

“Use your mouth!”

***

“Iruka-kun, won’t you come down from up there?” Kakashi called up to the younger teacher who was sitting precariously on a jagged rock formation elevated almost sixteen feet high.

The second they were out of sight from the others, Kakashi had started molesting the poor man. Iruka chastised him for behaving so crudely and told him that as teachers, and the only adults on the island, that they had to set an example but Kakashi refused to stop fondling him and in a desperate bid to escape the perverted Jounin he’d scrambled up this rocky surface and Kakashi couldn’t remember ever seeing another human being climb so fast.

“I’m never coming down," the younger man shouted back obstinately while keeping his hands between his legs and obstructing the silver-haired ninja’s lecherous view.

“Then I’m coming up,” but when he got a foot hold on the large stone Iruka lifted one leg in a threat that if he tried he’d kick him back down.

“Don’t you dare.”

“Iruka-kun, you can’t expect to stay up there forever,” Kakashi sighed in exasperation.

“Watch me!” the stubborn man yelled back defiantly.

He knew Iruka couldn’t be serious but it wasn’t fair of Kakashi to expect that he’d be okay with his situation especially when it was all because of him. “Iruka-kun, I’m sorry I put you in such a compromising position,” he apologized. “It was not my intention to humiliate you this way and, to be quite honest, I hadn’t expected you’d go through with it, but I’m sorry I made you do it and to make it up to you, I’ll give you my pants to wear…but under one condition.”

“What condition is that?” the Chunnin asked, already dreading the answer.

Kakashi smiled up at him. “You have to have sex with me.”

Iruka bristled from atop his perch and if he could move his hands he would have thrown a few of the loose stones at that silver-topped head. “Absolutely not!”

“But Iruka-kun, be reasonable. Looking at you when you’re like that has made me very horny, and if I give you my pants, would it be appropriate for me to be walking around with an erection in front of the others?”

Iruka opened his mouth to say something but, just like before, had to close it again. Damn him and his convincing arguments!

“Kakashi-san, you’re such a pervert.”

“I know,” he beamed widely. “Now will you please come down from there?”

“Only if you promise to give me your pants afterwards.”

“Cross my heart,” he swore and raised one hand shoulder-height in testimony.

Iruka groaned inwardly and knew he was going to regret this as he made his careful descent down the uneven monument but before his feet could reach terra firma, Kakashi threw his arms around the other man’s waist and began attacking his neck and shoulders with hungry kisses. The shorter man shivered when his tongue darted out to lap at the tiny beads of sweat that dotted his skin but when Kakashi ground his clothed erection into his ass he gasped loudly.

“Kakashi-san,” Iruka breathed his name on a sigh when pale hands began to caress his torso and long fingers brushed across dusty, brown nipples. One arm sank low and the pads of his deft digits dipped into his sunken navel before traveling lower and making a quick journey through a thick patch of pubic hair to wrap lightly around his hardening erection.

“Iruka-kun, you’re this hard already?” he chuckled and lapped at his earlobe before taking it into his mouth to nibble at it with his teeth.

“Nngh, Ka-kashi stop!” he whimpered and his hands grabbed the Jounin’s wrist but he was too weak with desire to pull them away.

“Are you sure you want that, Iruka-kun?” he teased, his moist breath caressing that tender spot behind his ear and when he flicked his index finger over the other man’s damp slit it caused him to hiss loudly at the contact. “No, I don’t think you want me to stop.”

Iruka bit his lip and leaned back into the taller man’s chest as he began his achingly slow ministration on an equally aching cock and when Iruka became impatient with his deliberate strokes he began to thrust his hips into that large hand.

“No, I don’t think you want me to stop at all.”

Kakashi stopped what he was doing and Iruka whimpered in protest. The other gently pushed him against his back so he would lean at the hips and Iruka planted his hands against the rock for support. He heard the rustling of clothing as Kakashi removed his pants and he would have grabbed them and run if he didn’t want this so badly.

Kakashi brought two fingers to his mouth and made sure they were slick with his saliva before bringing them to Iruka’s puckered entrance and lubricating the entrance with them. The smaller man shuddered violently at the promise of what those two fingers would bring and when one slipped between the tiny ring of muscle he tensed and bit his lower lip.

Kakashi felt him constrict tightly around him and his head reeled when he thought about that hole doing the same to his cock. “Iruka-kun, relax,” he cooed and stroked his lower back with his free hand.

“Kakashi, I- I’m trying,” he apologized on a lusty sob.

“Don’t try to relax, just enjoy the feel of my finger inside you.”

He nodded his dark head and the finger slid deeper and Iruka dug his hands into the hard rock as it sheathed itself to the hilt. Kakashi let him get used to the intrusion before adding his second finger and used them to stretch his insides in preparation for a much larger invasion and just to give him a prelude of what was to come he purposely sought out his prostate and when he found it Iruka gave a husky yell and his cock twitched violently and cried a long stream of thick pre-ejaculate.

That alone nearly sent Kakashi over the edge and he removed his fingers just as his precum began to dribble along his turgid length as well. “Iruka, I’m coming in now,” he gave the man fair warning before parting his cheeks far apart and prodding his erection at the damp entrance and sliding into him, one slow inch at a time.

“Ahhh, Ka-ka-shiii,” the darker man screamed and even though he wanted to get away from the piercing pain he couldn’t help but push his hips backward to meet the other man half-way.

Kakashi’s head swam when that constricting heat consumed him and he had to lean over and extend one arm against the rock while gripping Iruka’s hip with the other. “Iruka,” he gasped breathlessly. “You’re so tight.”

He barely let himself enjoy the feel of being completely surrounded by Iruka before pulling out half way and sliding back into him again and he watched as his long shaft disappeared deep inside Iruka’s taut ass before reappearing for a brief moment and hiding from view again.

Iruka rocked his hips wantonly and panted as Kakashi stretched him far beyond his limits and he reached back with one hand to grab Kakashi by the hip and encourage him to thrust faster. The other man obliged and, now that he’d become immune to the dizzying effects of fucking Iruka’s ass he straightened again and grabbed his hips with both hands to keep him perfectly still as he lost himself and pummeled unmercifully into his damp cavern.

“Is this better?” he managed between thrusts and Iruka nodded. “Say you like it, Iruka-kun.”

“I-…I love it, Ka-kashi-san,” and he wailed loudly when he hit his prostate with the tip of his cock.

Just listening to him was rapidly bringing the taller man to his release and he reached around their bodies to take Iruka’s weeping cock in hand and pump him furiously. “Kakashi, I’m cumming!” he said on a high-pitched gasp.

“Me too, Iruka-kun…let’s come together,” and after three more thrusts they did, Kakashi spurting his seed deep inside Iruka and Iruka’s sperm splashing against the cool rock’s surface.

The younger teacher collapsed and Kakashi barely caught him since he was too weak to even support his own weight and he fell backwards, cushioning Iruka’s fall with his body. They lay like that for a while, and even long after Kakashi caught his breath he cradled Iruka close to him while he struggled with his.

“Kakashi-san,” he eventually spoke up, his voice barely above a whisper through his post-orgasmic haze. “Can I have my shorts now?”

A deal was a deal but Kakashi wasn’t ready to relinquish them just yet and cover up this beautiful Adonis in his arms.

“Mahh, Iruka-kun,” he smiled in mirth. “Can’t you share them with me?”

“Absolutely not!” he shot back, his face burning at the intimate suggestion and he struggled to break free of Kakashi’s iron-clad grip around his waist but he soon stopped when he felt the thick liquid seep out from inside him.

“Iruka, you’re making a mess on my stomach,” he teased and when Iruka’s face glowed red as a beet he laughed at his embarrassment. He released him when he started struggling again and the darker man snatched up the pants but winced when he leaned over to do so.

“A little sore are we?” Kakashi joked and Iruka knew that if he had Naruto’s brash disposition that he would have had only two words for him. “Here, let me help,” and he got to his feet and took the shorts from his hands so he could dress him.

Iruka thanked him but still felt guilty about robbing him of his only article of clothing but Kakashi didn’t seem to mind at all, in fact he seemed perfectly at ease walking around as naked as a jay-bird and Iruka was sure that when they were in Konoha he probably did that a lot when he was home alone.

***

Itachi gasped loudly and it was the only sound the Uchiha had made thus far and Naruto believed it would be the only sound he’d ever make.

He still had that uncomfortably tight grip in his hair and his hand guided his head up and down along his shaft. He was careful not to gag the younger boy since he was unable to take him entirely into his mouth as he conducted him at his own pace. A pace that was a little too slow for Naruto’s liking.

‘No wonder he’s taking so long to cum,’ the blond thought wryly as he lapped up the tangy liquid that had gathered at the tip of Itachi’s cock. Well, the hyperactive youth had grown too impatient and, against Itachi’s wishes, grabbed the base of his cock with one hand and began to stroke it at a swift and erratic pace. Surprisingly, Itachi didn’t protest and his grip loosened slightly and Naruto took that as an invitation to match the rapid pace.

Itachi rested his head on one shoulder and looked down at Naruto and released his grip completely so he could stroke his head as one would stroke an obedient dog.

‘Damn! This guy’s kinda boring if he doesn’t look like he’s enjoying it,’ Naruto thought as his frustrated blue eyes met the flat, even gaze of Itachi’s. He cupped the other boy’s heavy testicles and fondled them while caressing that sensitive piece of flesh between his twin sacs and his anus. Itachi raised an eyebrow at the unfamiliar, yet pleasant sensations and his body soon reacted to the strange feelings he’d never experienced before.

Naruto watched victoriously as his features melted into a softer expression and his eyelids flutter closed as his lips parted slightly to let out the unsteady puffs of breath. He was actually quite handsome with that slutty expression on his face.

Naruto heard a noise, like a rumble deep within Itachi’s muscular chest and he was just about to write it off as the waves crashing against the shore when he heard it again, but louder this time.

The Uchiha boy moaned loudly and his hips began to thrust forward and upward slightly and when Naruto quickened his ministrations on his lower regions, Itachi spread his legs wider and threaded shaky fingers through spiky, blond hair.

“Cumming,” he whispered loudly.

Naruto made a movement to lift his head from Itachi’s cock but the other boy grabbed his hair again and slammed his head back down, almost ramming the tip of his shaft down the other boy’s throat. Naruto’s screamed protests were muffled against Itachi’s groin and his arms flailed wildly to find something he could use to push himself off but his search was in vain when the Uchiha leaned over him and fucked his mouth furiously before shooting his load against the back of Naruto’s tongue.

“You fucking bastard,” Naruto screamed after swallowing the bitter fluid and recovering from his coughing fit.

“What, you liked it,” Itachi replied monotonously already recovered from the effects of such a powerful orgasm.

‘This guy isn’t normal,’ Naruto thought with a twitch of one blue eye. “B-but…you came in my mouth,” he whined and he knew he’d be having that after taste for a long time.

“It’s your own fault, you shouldn’t have been so good,” Itachi shot back, rising to his feet and slipping on his shorts then picking up Naruto’s so he could wipe up the remains of the other boy’s ejaculate from his chest and Naruto snatched them from his hands but not before he’d managed to completely clean himself.

‘Great,’ he muttered to himself as he got to his feet and dressed quickly, ‘Now almost choking to death on a gallon of sperm is my fault too?’ but he did feel a certain sense of pride that Itachi admitted that he gave good head.

Itachi climbed into a hammock to relax, now blissfully playing the role of a regular tourist since he was no longer dressed as a butler, even though he still had on his collar and cuffs.

Naruto sulked a few feet away from him, in the shade of a palm tree and tried not to let his compliment go too much to his head but he’d never expect Itachi, of all people, to say something like that.

He was getting hungry and was about to get up go in search of food when he saw a large rectangular object wash upon the shore.

“Hey look Itachi,” he cried out to the other boy but he was either asleep or pretended not to hear him and Naruto chose to investigate it himself and he swore that whatever he found inside he wouldn’t share with him.

The curious blond made his way towards it but his steps slowed when he noticed that it seemed to resemble a shoddy coffin that might contain a dead body as opposed to a container that might hold cargo.

The cover wasn’t nailed shut and from the crack he could see something inside. It wasn’t a person, more like a fuzzy animal and his heart went out to the poor creature that he assumed was probably a dog of some sort but when he threw off the cover completely his body froze.

“OH MY GOD, A BEAR!” he shrieked and jumped backwards, only to slam into Itachi’s chest. He hadn’t even heard when the older boy approached him.

“It’s a panda,” Itachi corrected and shoved the boy away from him in irritation. “We can use it for food.”

“What?” Naruto shrieked in disbelief as he watched Itachi get down on one knee to inspect if the animal was still alive and not already rotting. “We’ve got plenty of food here, why do you want to eat such a cute, defensless animal?”

“Because I’ve always wanted to try panda meat,” was his callous response.

Naruto was prepared to fight on the animal’s behalf but when Itachi tsked and said that it wasn’t a real bear and just a boy in a panda’s costume, the curious boy peeked over his shoulder to see if he was telling the truth and his jaw dropped when he gazed upon that familiar face…

…the face of Sabaku no Gaara.

***

“A panda-suit?”

“Yes, ku ku ku…isn’t it marvelous?” the sinister voice chuckled with glee as he watched Naruto lift an unconscious Gaara from the box. “It’s custom made and cost me nearly half a million yen but it was worth every sen.”

“But why a panda?” his accomplice asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Why not a panda? He’s so cute I couldn’t resist.”

“And the box?”

“I couldn’t let that yummy outfit get wet now could I?”

“Uh huh…Listen, you’ve been staring at that screen for almost eight hours now and I think you should come to bed and rest your eyes for a little while,” his partner suggested seductively.

“I can’t do that now!” he declined again, disappointing the other man. “The next shipment is coming in soon and if you think the panda suit was interesting…wait until you see the others.”