the pros

taylor: in this chapter some weird (bleep) starts going down


zuko: well come on tylee lets see what you got
azula:zuzu not now lets just get to the main shop quick
(gun cocks)
david:i dont think so mother (bleep)
both: oh (bleep)
(gun shots)
tylee:thanks hun but i could of kicked there buts anyway
david yeah i know but we have to get back with mike pronto
tylee: whatever
mike: take this you pee out of head brainwashing buttwads
tellatubie; oh come on chap do you reallyhave to go there and go with the whole pee out of head thing i mean come-
gun shot)
mike:ha sucker you got owned
cheese: mike
michael: yes cheese (rolls his eyes)
cheese:bee bob booop
mike:outstanding! you know i (bleep)ing hate you right
cheese:tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv
michael: CHEESE!!
cheese:yes
mike:do me a favor and... SHUT THE (BLEEP) UP!!!
cheese:yes
fred:michael yes
michael:oh what up fred
fred:where are the-
mike-nachos in davids mustang
fred:thank you yes
dora: hola
michael: die!
gunshot)
michael:oops uh fred
fred: yes
michael:heres 20 bucks go kick that body out of here
fred:20 yes kick yes body yes
michael:yeah
fred: yes
michael....ok
tylee:mike!
michael:oh hey tylee david wheres sean right here
sean:what up mike
mike: sup dawg ok lets
?????:(horrifingly stupid laughter)
trevelle:oh no not only is the laugh horrifingly stupid but
all: HE'S TINY!!!
(all guns cock)
leroy: uh oh hotdog
michael:who are you?
leroy: im leroy uh oh hotdog
trevelle: i say lets waste little tiny dude right here
jak:wait we have to wait for-
daxter:me
taylor:daxter!
daxter:hey mother
everybody cept jak taylor and daxter:SAY WHAT!!!!
jak: come here son
mike: (eye twitches) .......oooooooook
tylee: so that means you and jack blah!
taylor: oh shut up you firebending hook-
david and mike:ok ladies thats enough
both:what ever
taylor mubles: circus freak
tylee mumbles: manwoman
both: say what
leroy:uh oh hotdog
mike: will you shut up please
leroy:ok
mike: sean you set up the bomb and tellthe elves to get up out of here\
sean:aight
sean:got to go got to go and set up the bomb yeah shooby dooby dooby dooby doo doo doo
bomb:count down in 3 minutes
sean:ok elves get out of here go go go
michael:ok guys get out now head for yalls pricey hip hop rich people cars
bomb 10.... 9.... 8... 7... 6.... 5... 4.. 3. 2. .1 booooom
michael: by then we would have been out of there by now.
michael: just then i started breathin heavily
tylee:aww what wrong hun
mike someone hurt my girl
tylee: ok we will head home and find out what happend, in me time leads head for the ice cream shop
taylor:oh i dont think you should go in since being a firebending hook-
leroy: uh oh hot dog
mike: ok who has leroy in there car
cheese: me me me me me me me me
all:cheese you stupid thingy
cheese:chocolate milk
david:we arrived at the palor
mike: ok taylor you and tylee sit out here
both:but
mike:thats an order
taylor looks at tylee
taylor: wanna start over
tylee; yeah ok
tylee: so you and jack huh
taylor:yeah love at first time i met him in blockbuster on the rated m shelf in the video game asile
taylor:so you and david
tylee:yeah we met uh convenently
taylor: really how so?
tylee uh... well
fred: what kind is that brown one
ice cream dude: chocolate
fred: yes
ice cream dude:ok here you go that will be 3.00
fred: yes here you go yes
inside base michael went upstairs to his room followed behind was tylee and david holidng hands and went into
davids room
michael: ok im gonna take a nap
both: all right good nap
michael then shut his door
michael: im going to take a shower in my outragisly humungos spa
he took a shower put on black jeans and the chains he stole from bow wow after the shooting of the mtd produced shorty like mine video.
michael sat down to play halo 324 on his playstation 15
(knock knock knock)
michael: come in
(door opens)
david: hey mike what you doing
michael: playing halo 324 on my outragisly pricy playstation15 wanna play co-op
david: sure
david: it took us like an hour to beat the 324 halo cant wait for halo325
mike: yeah
trevelle: hey up for pizza
cheese:pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza
tylee: shut up cheese
cheese:bad lady you bad bad bad baaaaaad (hisss)
(ding dong)
pizza guy: hello micheal leader of the pros
mike: yeah thats me
pizza guy: heres your pizza
mike: thanks
then he slammed the door
david: whats wrong with you
mike: nothing now leave me alone
tylee:mike please don
(door slams)
tylee:its the girl
david:who hinata
tylee:how do you know what her name was?
david:he called out her name i guess a certian shikamaru tried to molest her so mike feels mad
tylee:ohhhhh allright i'll go talk to him
(in mikes room)
(knock knock knock)
mike:come in
tylee:uh h-hey mike
mike:what!
tylee: dont you be dissing me foo i be firebending yo scrwny little behind
mike: whatever
tylee: its hinata
mike:yeah
tylee: you will be able to see her
mike: dont you get it i dont want to see her i want to smell her, feel her, taste her well of course i want to see her but i want to live with her i want her love i want her to be happy
tylee: mike
mike:yeah tylee
tylee: i will get my old good friend uncle to see what to do
mike: you mean zulas uncle what that old fart gonna do
tylee: david has a dementional travel device to get to my demension.so with uncles lightning bending skills he could give it enough power to get us to hinatas world
mike: you had a (bleep)ing device all all along and never said anything
tylee:ya never asked uh he he heh
mike:thank you tylee
tylee:anytime hun
mike:Pros pack up we are heading to ba sing sae
david:tylee were going home
tylee:yeha (kisses him)
they arrive at ba sing sae
uncle:ah tylee and uh
david: david uncle
uncle: ah tylee you found some one to have relations with ey
tylee:uh uncle lets not talk about my love life ok
uncle: aight so what do you need
mike:actually uncle its somthing i need
uncle: i-is that t-th-the
tylee:yes uncle thats the legendary mike gooden
mike:you know ggggg-unit
uncle:o-oh anything for you mr gooden
tylee:uncle we need your lightning bending
uncle:oh what for
mike:to get to the world of naruto
uncle:oh thats easy
mike: lets head there
david:ok guys lets go
voice:set destination
david: cheese set the destination
cheese beep bop boop bee boop beeeeep
voice: destination set next stop naruto's world
uncle:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip.
mike: bye uncle thank you
uncle:bye
zooom
mike:hey do you think i will know which girl it is
david: are you kidding me you think about her all the time
tylee:oh crap were here
taylor: jak were over
jak: (bleep) said what
taylor: you heard me we are over and daxter
daxter: what buttface
taylor: im not your mother me and jak never did what you think we did
jak: i gonna kill you
jak started to choke taylor
taylor:h-help
just then a konai hit jak
mike:gaara!
all cept mike: who
gaara: hey wud up mike
mike:hows it been gaara
gaara:ah you know mike just being all cool and moodylike that fd up uchia kid
mike:who sasuke
gaara:oh yeah did you know hes getting maried to ino
mike:no
gaara:yeah
mike: oh yeah this is my team
taylor: taylor level 2 and you are kind of cute
gaara: yea... sauske!
sasuke: hello michelle
mike:hello suckonit
kimberly:SASUKE! AHHHHHHH
sasuke:HELP SOMEBODY HELP
mike:kim off
kim:yes master
gaara:so you have got these people wired
mike: who me
both: ha ha a ha ha ah ooh
taylor:hey digging the white hair style
mike: oh yeah dude whats with the new color change
gaara:red reminds me of my mom
both:ha ha ha ha ha thats so not funny
mike: this is dave
david: second leader of the tea
they see gaara making out wit taylor
everybody cept taylor and gaara and mike: eeew oh god taylor quit it
just then jirayah apeerd in his real form
jirayha:just give 10 minutes wit them in there room and the new hent hent lovers will be a huge sucess
gaara: ew you perv get away from here gosh! (does the whole dynomite napoilion thing)
just then sakura ran up and hugged mike
sakura: like omg mike u r like totally back nw
michael understanding the talk anwserd and hugged back
Mike: like wtf r u talking bout grlf lol
sasuke: dont you remember you used to be here at ninja academy and have to do one more test but now your age you get to be a chunin at the chunnin exams
and the chunin exams are next week so be there
mike:uh hey have you seen naruto any where
gaara: uh yeah he at the ramen shop
mike: figures hey gaara take them on a tour around koanah
gaara: alright where do you want to meet
mike: at the hokage stone faces
gaara: figures back then when all of us were al kids we used to always findyo on the top of the fourth hokages stone face
mike: i dont remember that
garra: is there anything you do remember
mike: nope
then he ran off
taylor: hey holygirl take them on a tour me and gaara got "stuff" to "do"
she pulls on his arm
taylor:come on
then they ran off
tap tap tap slide
Mike:hey old man im looking for naruto
just then a punch came in his gut
naruto: mike
mike:naruto
they did there secret dance and st down to some ramen
mike:mmmmmmmm this is so good
naruto: mike its a shame that you left this village and never came back
mike: i dont remember any thing so uh hows the-
naruto:fox great hes been acting like a (bleep) hole
both: ha ha ha
fox: i heard that
inner mike: wow hes doing good since i left
fox:hey kid
inner mike:huh
fox:over here i got somthingto tell ya
inner mike: gasp
fox: you havent looked deep inside your self to feel it yet
inner mike: what are you talking bout
fox: you will se the prophecy will be avenged
inner mike : i try not to think bout the-
fox:it will happen when it happends only one will survive out of the u-
naruto: mike u ok
mike :huh yeah
naruto: uh well i got to go
mike: hey do you know anything about hinata
but he was gone
man:hyuuga
mike:huh
man: last name is hyuuga hinata is
mike: do you know where she is
man: no i dontt but i wreckon youll se her at the chunin exams
mike: thanks (throws 5000000000$ on the table) cheers
man: hey this is only 50 yen
he spots naruto
mike: naruto!
naruto: yeah mike
mike: train me
naruto: what
mike:you train me i gonna be in the chunin exams
naruto: r u sure im the one you want
mike:mmmhm\
naruto: lets get started
they head towards the training area
just then kakashi appered
kakashi: o my god mike
mike: kakashi sense
kakshi: well i guess youve come back
mike: why does everyone (bleep)in think i was here before
kakashi: because you were and he pulls out a picture
mike looks at the picture
mike: i dont see me n this picture
kakashi:look closer
he takes a closer look there you can see me in the back screamin somthing
mike whispers: g-unit
kakashi: thats right thats the day when we first found you and naruto
mike: wow thats...
naruto: weird
mike: yeah
just then michael clutches his heart his eyes go white and hes shakes violently
naruto: oh my god hes having a seisure kakshi sense take him to the hospital
kakashi:no hes having a mental remembrance..... ok now hes having a seisure
kakashi picks him up and carrys him to the hospital
davids talking to tylee then his phone rings