Better to Reign in Hell than Serve in Heaven

Better to Reign in Hell then Serve in Heaven



Chapter 2



You Sank My Battleship



Izumo and Kotetsu sat at the gate on guard duty once again. While neither minded the rather ordinary sounding job they had a lot of fun watching people entering and leaving the village. Anyone that enter or left the village had to go through them which in turn meant they were at the forefront of any gossip and juicy news about what was going on.



Being the all too sociable people that they were, they found no problem convincing people to stop and talk to them about what was going on. So of course when one of the Legendary Sannin appeared at their doorstep with a young golden boy, they felt nothing out of place as they approached them with a twin smile.



“Jiraiya, glad to have you back in Konoha. Shall I send the Sandaime word of your return?”



Izumo was happy enough to let Kotetsu do the talking as he looked at the child that Jiraiya had brought back with him. It was obvious he had been mistaken in thinking the other a child as he was at least a teenager. His form had only looked small compared to the giant of a man that Jiraiya was. He was also immediately struck by the huge innocent blue eyes that looked back at him.



“That will not be necessary. I’ll be going straight there anyway to report in.”



“And the boy as well?”



“The boy wished to travel with me back to the village. He believes he has what it takes to be a ninja.”



Now it was Kotetsu’s turn to look down at the boy that one of the Sannin entered with. He did not seem all that special especially with the black and orange outfit he had on and the way his golden hair spilled around his face framing it as it barely touched the tip of the face mask the boy had on that covered half his face. Kotetsu had to wonder what exactly was hidden under the mask and who exactly this boy was that the great Jiraiya would actually force himself to move at a slower pace so that the boy could accompany him.



“Shall I take him to the barracks, the Genin exam is scheduled for the end of the week. Seems the boy was lucky to come when he did.”



“Yes, that will be fine.”



Jiraiya looked down at his former pupil unable to show him the emotions that he wished he could with the audience about. They had to make a clean break or Naruto would be unable to advance correctly in the system. That dreaded system was the only way that the boy could become the Hokage. To think he had only had two apprentices and both seemed destined to become the Hokage.



It still sometimes saddened him to think of his first student that had become the Yondaime. He had past all his expectations… the only thing he had not anticipated was the interest that his former teammates had on the boy. Once his back was turned, both Orochimaru and Tsunade had pulled the Yondaime to the side to convince him to take the position of Hokage.



They had thought that the boy being his apprentice would be amiable to their own advice so they could effectively run a shadow government behind the Yondaime. They had never figured the boy could go against them and actually follow his heart at all times. He was probably the best Hokage the village had seen, but Orochimaru did not take being thwarted easily. When the opportunity came with the demon fox running rampant, Orochimaru had whispered into the ear of the Yondaime a jutsu that could contain the beast. A jutsu that the Yondaime would have to give up his life for.



Had he had know what his comrade had told his former pupil he would have forced the Yondaime to stand down and not go through with the suicide that Orochimaru had forced on him. It was that incident that had forced the separation between them. Jiraiya could no longer work with Orochimaru and Tsunade was tired of his complaining. It came to a shock to everyone at the Yondaime’s funeral when the Legendary Sannin officially split up after a all out brawl at the grave when Jiraiya had summoned Gamabunta to which both Orochimaru and Tsunade summoned their own animals and nearly completely destroyed a large part of the cemetery in their fight. After that they were only allowed solitary missions, which was perfect for each of them.



“Naruto, they will take care of you. Good luck becoming a ninja.”



At his final words, Jiraiya turned him back on Naruto and left, his feet feeling like lead as they left the lost boy behind with the two Chunins. Naruto was on his own for now that they were back. Jiraiya would be damned if his former teammate got there hands on this boy as they had the last. He only hoped that they had forgotten about the young idiotic boy from three years ago that forced him into a promise of apprenticeship.



~~~



“So Naruto, what is your name? Where are you from?”



Blue eyes look up at Izumo as he finally spoke. It was obvious to him that the two were only doing their job and would not, beyond mild curiosity, be willing to help him. Not to mention Jiraiya had called then Chunin. The two were probably about ten years older then him and not yet a Jounin. They would have nothing to offer him. This also meant the two of them were not a danger to him. In a quick decision Naruto unbuckled the mask now that Jiraiya was out of sight. He had promised the other that he would keep the mask on until his master was away.



“I’m an orphan so I do not really know the answers to those questions. He promised me that I would be given a chance to become a ninja.”



With the mask on, the boy was mysterious. Now with the mask off both Izumo and Kotetsu looked down at the most delicate jaw line and soft looking lips that they have ever seen on a guy. This one was definitely going to be popular at the academy if he passed the test. It was true he was older then most Genin but then there had been other cases of other children entering late.



“Kotetsu, I’ll take Naruto to Ebisu. You stay here at the gate and I’ll be back soon.”



“Don’t get too distracted.”



Izumo only gave his friend a wink as he grabbed Naruto by the shoulder and pushed him through the crowds on the street. Naruto could definitely be distracting. The boy’s emotions ranged from fear to amazement as they walked through the village. He did notice that the boy would stay as far away from the other people as he possible could not allowing anyone to touch him. At the same time his eyes seemed glued to the buildings and especially the mountain that served as the back of Konoha and held the faces of all the Hogakes.



“It’s a big place but I’m sure you’ll be able to make your way around here after a while.”



Izumo almost wished he had not said anything as those captivating blue eyes were now fixed on him once more. They seemed to be on the verge of tears which stalled the ninja as he looked down at the boy.



“Are you ok Naruto?”



“It has not changed… everything is the same… except me.”



“Naruto?”



“They don’t remember me.”



“What?”



“No one hates me. When they look at me no one seems to be able to recognize my face.”



“Naruto, are you from here?”



Izumo went back into guard mode hearing this news. It was his job to keep the village secure and even if it was a small boy, they had to know his background especially now that he was clearly here before. His grip became tighter on the boy’s shoulder and he forced the other to look into his face giving him a stern look.



“Yes, I lived here for a while, but the villagers always threw rocks at me… I did not want them to hurt me so I left… They seem so happy… but why do they now forget the little boy they hated now that I can actually protect myself?”



The guard was stunned by the other’s words. Who was this boy? Izumo never felt more like a monster when Naruto burst into tears falling against the tall ninja. He hated himself for even suspecting Naruto might be a security threat. He was just a lost child wanting to come home a hero. He had seen it before, but none of the others had made him feel the way this one did. Naruto had a way about him that made Izumo want to help. He gently hugged the little blonde encouraging him to let go of the past and that everything will be all right.



Izumo never noticed the smirk that appeared on Naruto’s mouth at the other’s instantaneous worry for someone he did not know. Jiraiya once told him that he was a horrible liar and that he should use it to his advantage. Jiraiya had taught him how to speak in half truths. Everything he said was true but he was allowed to leave things out as well. As a ninja he should not give away all his secrets after all. If you use truth to manipulate people, then the consequences of his actions would go uncontested.



He had not planned on using the other but now that he was back in Konoha he finally realized how alone he was especially in a crowd oh unknown individuals that as he had told the other had once been his aggressors. Being with Jiraiya for so long had been a comfort. It was nice to know that the other was always going to be there. It was also definitely clear the other was interested in him. While he figured it was not actually his stunning personality or appearance but rather the mystery that surrounded him that had the other intrigued.



One could say he had a small complex about his appearance. After all being forced into a form of a busty young woman for so long gave Naruto the idea that he was only lusted after when he changed forms. Not to mention Jiraiya had no problems letting people know that he appreciated a good view. Especially since the transformation into a female usually happened to be into a naked nymph of a girl. Naruto had got the inspiration out of the books that Jiraiya had and claimed were written by him. Naruto fully believed it having read the books himself. One would have to be a super pervert to be able to write those things.



Izumo released his hold on the other when he felt the sobs fade. Looking down at the boy he smiled as he straightened himself and once again moved Naruto through the crowd. Naruto in turn became more self reflecting and slowly fingered his mask wanting nothing more then to put it back in place. He was going to need its support for his next test. He figured this Ebisu person that Izumo had talked about earlier was the one that had replaced Iruka as the examiner for the Genin. He would have to make a good impression on the man and coming in with tears was not going to help him become a ninja. He gave a muffled “thank you” to the other which in return he received a reassuring pressure on his shoulder letting him know everything was fine once again.



It did not take long to get to the barracks. Naruto knew the area very well being the son of Iruka. He had often followed his father to work on the weekends when the area was pretty much shut down. Weekends for ninjas was supposed to be self study in the training grounds just outside the village, which meant most kid took it as time off.



“What’s this? Have we started taking in street urchins?”



The voice came from the side as a man walked out of the large opening from the Genin compound. All classes for Genin were held there as well as the exams. The man who had so previously pondered the state of the newest hopeful seemed altogether self rewarding and bigoted. It was also very clear that this was Ebisu. Naruto wanted to hurt someone for that. His father had been replaced by this?



“He is here to take the exam.”



“Really, why don’t you just go run away to a circus boy, you need actual skills to be a ninja.”



“Ebisu, he was brought in by Jiraiya. The Sanin seemed to believe he could do it.”



“Really now? Well we will see won’t we?”



Naruto could take insult easily. He was used to them all his life but the very fact that dropping the name of his master suddenly made it seem like he smelled like roses instead of sweat and grime from days of travel irked him to no end. Did this ninja even go out to complete actual missions? Naruto doubted the other would survive without running water and a roof over his head.



“I’m afraid I’ve been on the road too long to really be able to take a bath. It’s hard to find a good bathing area in the middle of a forest with no soap or changes of clothes. I did not know the exam was based on appearance or I would have brought my tuxedo to take the exam in.”



Naruto was favored by a muffled laugh from behind him and his smile grew wide knowing he had firmly bound the other’s friendship. As for the man before him, he notice the other’s cheeks getting red either out of embarrassment, rage, or maybe a mixture of both. Naruto knew he was going to have to work to be accepted as a Genin now but it was worth it to make Ebisu truly examine him. He would not be entered in as a Genin because Izumo had dropped his master’s name. Jiraiya had asked him not to show they were connected in any way. If he could show how capable he was to the man, he was going to blast away any connection he had with his master.



“Don’t you have work to be doing Izumo?”



“Sure do, I’ll be going now. Good luck Naruto.”



As the Chunin disappeared towards the gate once again Naruto looked back at Ebisu. The other had gotten himself under control again. It was clear that he wanted to appear calm and collected ninja once again. But now that Naruto had seen the worst of him, nothing the other could do would be able to really revise his opinion of Ebisu. The man was a peacock flaunting his own importance for any that would pay him heed.



“The exam is in two days. Take a bunk for yourself in that building. You are on your own for food and clothing but you will find a shower in there as well. I suggest using it.”



“Sure thing, don’t want to smell like this all day. I thought being on the road made me smell bad but nothing comes close to a few things found in the city.”



Naruto said yelling the last bit as he raced off to the build the other had pointed out wondering if the other would even get his insult. Naruto would be more then willing to wash his hands of the annoying examiner. There were more important things to worry about though. He had not known that he would need to come up with his own food. He knew once he was accepted into the training hall that he would be given all his necessities but he was not going to go two days without food as he waited.



Maybe he should make a visit to the front gate after his bath. He knew of two ninja there that might be willing to buy him some food. After all who would not want to help a poor starving orphan rescued from poverty by one of the town’s own heroes? That would at least get him a bowl of ramen. With a whistle he threw his clothes onto a bunk and walked to the back of the room where the showers waited for him naked as the day he was born. Things were definitely going to get more interesting now that he was here and was given the ‘go’ by Jiraiya to be as “good” as he could be.



Naruto was one for a good practical joke. Being with Jiraiya had definitely repressed his natural urges to fool around but then, Jiraiya learn how allowing him to make a few subtle irregularities cause much better distractions then an angry father wanting his blood for perverting his “innocent” daughter. Naruto was good at being a distraction and young and innocent enough to get away with it when caught. No one ever suspected a thing.



Moving under one of the showers he yelped as cold water rained down on him when he had asked the knobs for warm. Naruto only signed in defeat as he quickly rinsed himself off getting rid of the layer of dirt that had framed his body. His tanned golden skin soon peeked out from under the grime of travel. All his time outdoors training day and night had definitely left an impart on his body from the perfect tan that girls who went to tanning salons all wished to have to the fit perfection of his muscular body.



While he was no where near the completely muscular form of his master, Naruto was definitely coming along with his own set of finely tuned muscles. It was almost a shame that the baggy orange and black outfit hid his body from view. Then again he loved the look on people’s faces when they saw the real boy that they underestimated. Jiraiya had unknowingly released a bull in a china store. Something was bound to be broken and it definitely was not going to be the bull.



~~~



Walking from the shower he heard a gasped and he turned to face a young boy with huge eyes staring at him.



“Something wrong squirt?”



“WHAA!”



Naruto covered his ears at the loud exclamation wondering what had exactly set it off. Then noticed had a finger that was pointing at his privates… oh modesty. Naruto sighed and continued down to the bed where he had placed his clothes and pulling his pants on wanting the kid to shut up. It seemed to work as the noise from behind him had been silenced… or else the kid had fainted from lack of air.



Turning around he saw the boy trying to impersonate a fish. As funny as it was he had hoped there was a damn good reason he had been forced into putting on his dirty clothes before he had the chance to wash them.



“Better? Now what do you want squirt?”



“I’m not a squirt. I’m Konohamaru! Why were you naked?”



“Not many people I know shower in their clothes.”



“I was told you badmouthed sensei. You are so cool.”



“Who?”



“Ebisu.”



After that the conversation became very one sided as the kid seemed to think that idol worshipping meant you had to constantly talk and recount events that did not take place in front of him. Naruto was amused to no end that apparently he had done much more that give the teacher a few snide remarks and seemed to now be in the good graces of more then a few hopeful Genin.



Naruto took it in gratefully as he walked back into the bathing room with his clothes in hand and place all but his pants in a sink. He wished he could put his pants in with the rest but after the display that Konohamaru had put up when he was naked. Naruto thought he would rather save his ears another beating.



“So do you want to train with us tomorrow before the exam?”



“Sure, why don’t you go tell the other’s I’ll be there?”



“Great, see you tomorrow!”



Naruto smiled as the boy left the building in a run not wanting to wait to tell his friends the news that his new and cool friend was going to train with them tomorrow. Naruto chuckled as he pulled his pant down happy that he was able to get out of them being able to feel all the dirt on them compared to his now relatively clean body. Letting his pants soak with the rest of his clothes he hopped in the shower again to insure that anything that had rubbed off of him the short time he had been in his pants was washed away. He would not give Ebisu another excuse to taunt his hygiene.



Now back out of the shower he was washing his clothes again when he heard yet another gasp, this one coming from the doorway. Really did no body see naked people anymore? At least this one’s first reaction was not to scream Naruto noticed as he continued washing his clothes.



“Did you want something?”



After a few seconds of waiting with no answer Naruto lost what little sense of tranquility he had and spun around with a frown. His eyes widened seeing Izumo and Kotetsu at the door with a bag that smelled like food. A grin lit his face up as he walk towards the two. He blinked as Izumo’s face turned from pale to red. Damn, it’s that modesty thing again. Naruto sighed turning to grab his not wet clothes not really wanting to put it on when he felt a heavy green jacket being placed on his shoulders. Looking up he saw Kotetsu face and smiled at him giving silent thanks.



“Sorry to walk in on you like this Naruto. Izumo mentioned that he did not think you had anything but the clothes on your back and would be wishing to have a nice meal by now.”



“Thanks guys. I’m glad you came by. I was thinking about going back to the gate and begging for some food.”



Naruto laughed loudly which soon had Kotetsu and Izumo laughing along with him as they exited the bathroom. To Izumo’s piece of mind, Kotetsu’s jacket easily hung low covering anything that made the ninja blush overly much. In truth Kotetsu never saw his partner look this cute before. It was always the quiet ones that were in closet perverts. Or maybe it was just Naruto. The boy definitely had a nice ass to go with all those muscles they had been graced with a peek at. Kotetsu would not be surprised if Naruto worked as a heavy laborer even though he was young. One rarely saw that kind of muscle mass without constant training or working as a laborer. Either way it would definitely come in handy as a ninja.



“Don’t say that Naruto. You don’t have to beg us for anything. I don’t mind helping you out till you are admitted. It’s only a couple of days after all.”



Kotetsu looked at his partner who finally got his voice back. Izumo was placing his hand on Naruto and trying to show how adamant and happy he was that he could help the blonde. An idiot could have seen that Izumo was lusting after the boy ten years his junior. Kotetsu did not take competition well especially when it came to his partner. After living together for five years right after both becoming Chunin, Kotetsu never had to compete for his lover’s attention. They both flirted outrageously and would tease over any chance they could get, but this was the first time anyone actually got to Izumo this hard.



“Is something wrong Kotetsu?”



Naruto’s question finally made Izumo look at his lover and saw immediately that not only was he not happy but he was crushing the food they had just gotten for Naruto.



“Kotetsu?”



“Sorry, I did not notice.”



“Its fine, I don’t mind, I’m sure it still tastes fine.”



“Absolutely not. We are just going to have to take you out to eat now.”



Kotetsu looked as if he had just swallowed a lemon at his teammate’s words. He was not going to eat with them. He would not be able to stand the look in his lover’s eyes watching Naruto through a meal. He had never felt as alone in his life as he did right now at this moment.



“Sure think but my clothes need to dry first.”



“No worries, I can just pull the water out of it.”



“Really? Thanks!”



Kotetsu watched as Naruto latched onto Izumo pulling him into the bath room to where his clothes were. By this time, Kotetsu was seeing red. Tomorrow the patrolmen would find the unrecognizable body smashed to pieces with no trace of an attacker. He would show Izumo what happened to people that tried to steal him away from his lover.



“I don’t want him that way.”



“What?”



Kotetsu blinked looking down at the goofy smile on the face of the devil that was trying to steal Izumo’s heart away from its rightful owner. Wait… what?



“I’m not interested in taking him from you. In fact I have no interest beyond becoming a ninja and working my way up to becoming the Hokage.”



“It’s not you I don’t trust… Izumo’s never been this open with anyone. He has always…”



“I have always what?”



“Izumo, I….”



“You don’t trust me.”



“No, it’s not that. I just…”



Kotetsu watching in amazement as both his lover and the boy started laughing. The amusement in Izumo’s eyes told him more then his actions that his emotions were just being toyed with and he should have no worries about being replaced anytime soon. He saw the love in his lover’s eyes that only appeared when they looked at him. Naruto was a new shiny toy that was fun and likable, but it was clear those eyes were telling him that nothing could replace him. Kotetsu finally smiled back placing a hand at the back of his neck rubbing it lightly having been caught in the middle of a joke.



“So where do you guys want to go eat? I’ll even pay even though you both should be spanked for what you did.”



“Is there a good ramen place about?”



“Sure, I know the perfect place.”



~~~



The three of them exited the tiny ramen shop called Ichiraku two hours later laughing about Naruto’s new job and appetite. Kotetsu and Izumo had never seen anyone able to devour 12 bowls of ramen before. He could probably compete against an Akimichi in a food eating contest. Not only that, but the old man had taken an instant liking to the little blonde that he had been offered a part time job which Naruto was all too happy to accept. Working at the shop would mean a constant flow of ramen not to mention money that he could use to buy weapons. He felt insecure without weapons but Jiraiya had been firm about not to have weapons until he was made Genin. Which meant the weapons would have to come out of his own pocket if he wanted the best.



“Thank you so much. I did not expect you guys to go so far to welcome me. It was really cool.”



“Your welcome Naruto, but I must say I am glad that now you have a job I won’t have to pay for another of your meals. I just paid a half day’s salary just to feed you dinner.”



“Yeah, sorry about that, I would pay you back but I really don’t have anything. I would offer to give you a blow job if it was not for the fact that you are together.”



It took a few moments for Naruto to comprehend that there was no more laughter behind him and in fact when her turned around both his new friends seemed stunned and rooted to the ground. It was finally Izumo that broke the silence.



“What did you say?”



“That I want to pay you back but can’t?”



“No, after that.”



“Huh?”



It was Kotetsu that saved Naruto from his incomprehension. Firmly moving both of them towards their apartment which was thankfully not to far away from the restaurant, he closed the door behind them not wanting anyone to overhear their conversation.



“Naruto, what Izumo is trying to ask is did you used to solicit on the streets. Most kids your age are not offering to give people blow jobs for a hot meal.”



“…”



“Naruto, we are not going to hate you for the truth, we are only worried about you.”



Izumo said pulling the boy into a hug wanting to know what the other had been through to be so openly pragmatic towards things of a sexual nature. He should have known something was wrong when they had seen him naked in the bathroom. There had been no blushing or anything that even suggested he was embarrassed about being seen in the nude.



Naruto was stuck. What was he going to say without pointing Jiraiya out as his master? His only sexual experience had been with the frog hermit and he knew all to well a lie will only make them press him harder until they got the truth from him… it was time for another half truth.



“My master taught me how to do it. It was the expected of me to do it in order to get anything.”



“How long?”



“Three years. Jiraiya told me I was no longer expected to do so when I got here but I did not know that it was not allowed. I did not mean to offend anyone especially not the first friends I made since coming here.”



Naruto said answering Izumo’s question as he was held tighter in his grip. Kotetsu sighed seating himself in a chair as Izumo sat on the couch with Naruto still in his embrace. They were going to have to teach the blonde a few things now that they knew this information not to mention the Hokage would have to hear of this. They were not the Hokage’s assistants for nothing after all. Though at the moment Kotetsu would not mind running off and killing this master of Naruto’s, he only thanked providence that Jiraiya had freed the child from his enslavement.



He looked at Izumo and knew immediately that he was going to be the one to have to tell Naruto what was expected and how everything he knew about sex was wrong. Damn his Izumo for being such a prude when it came to talking about sex. He would give his left arm to someone if he could get out of this lecture.



“Naruto, what you did should not have happened to you. We have laws protecting children from being forced into sexual situation.”



“But I was not forced.”



“What!”



Naruto winced as Izumo yelling into his ear. Apparently he had said something they had not wanted to hear. He had figured since they were lovers, they would understand his position.



“Master never forced me to do anything. I did it because it made him happy.”



“Can you show me what you did for him?”



“Kotetsu, don’t you dare force Naruto to…”



“Izumo, I need to see what was done to him. I rather him show us now then to do so to a stranger that will take advantage of him. Naruto, please.”



Naruto nodded not really knowing what Izumo had against it. He was not bad at what his did, or at least Jiraiya never had any complaints about it. Maybe it was because he was about to see his lover with another, but then, Naruto was sure that Izumo would had felt the same if he was about to do the same to him.



With a large grin towards Izumo wanting to assure the other that everything was ok, he moved his hands into a very familiar jutsu that made both ninja’s raise their eyebrows wondering how a civilian knew how to perform the technique so fluidly…



“Oiroke no Jutsu!”



Izumo’s eyes hardened seeing the result of the jutsu. Naruto’s master was damn lucky at that moment that he was not around or he would have made a nice blood smear in a dark alley somewhere. Before either could stop the beautiful busty young naked woman that had replaced their friend, Naruto dove down in front of Kotetsu and placing both his hands on the other’s knees he moved his face forward to nuzzle the area that the awaited appendage slept.



Kotetsu had not expected to get excited by the efforts of the blonde but his body was telling him a different story as the other knew exactly what he was doing. It was almost a shame that he had transformed into a girl… Not that the image was not alluring as it seemed to be the image of one of those models from magazines that all looked the same to him… just that, the blonde’s original form was more attractive with all it’s firm muscles and tight ass. Kotetsu felt his cock jump at the image of the blonde boy in his head and looked down to see the same blue eyes staring up at him just as he lifted his head up a bit so that he could grab the zipper that held his cock captive with his teeth.



Both lovers watched the slow movements of the boy pulling the zipper down carefully not to injure anything after the first second when it was clear that Kotetsu did not wear underwear. The temperature of the room became slightly more uncomfortable as Naruto moved up once more and used his tongue to push the button a the top of the pants though the hole finally releasing Kotetsu’s hard member to the open air with was now feeling all to cold. One thing was very clear to both Kotetsu and Izumo at that moment, Naruto, was very experienced.



A moan escaped his lips as Naruto’s pink little tongue lasted him along the side of his cock making him close his eyes in pleasure. Nothing matter to Kotetsu more now then the feel of the boy tasting him… until he felt lips crushing against his own. Opening his eyes he saw Izumo staring back at him with a lazy smile that he always got when completely aroused. It seemed that Kotetsu was not the only one affected by the efforts of their new friend.



Pulling down Izumo’s head his tongue moved invitingly along his lover’s lips begging for entrance which was quickly granted. Kotetsu tasted the familiar cavern of his lover’s mouth. The hot pulsing tongue that played with his own pushed him to a new level just as Naruto stopped licking up and down his length and moved on to the tip to suckle on its soft leathery texture. Insistent noise from above informed Naruto that not only was his services appreciated but that if he did not get on with it then Kotetsu might have to throw niceties aside and fuck the little blonde’s mouth on his own.



Fortunately for him, he did not have to move on his threat as the next moment he found his cock firmly sheathed in Naruto’s mouth. His head jerked pulling away from Izumo as he panted loving the feeling of his dick being deep throated. A hand played with his nipples through his shirt forcing him to set his attention back on Izumo who seemed to be the one feeling the green eyed monster of jealousy.



He had not expected for Izumo’s next move as he forcefully pulled Naruto from his spot on the ground shocking the boy enough that his feminine guise was displaced by his regular and disappointingly clothed form. Blue eyes blinked in surprise and he looked up to watch Izumo devouring his lover cock as he played with his own little prick. Kotetsu met his eyes for a moment before gesturing his head towards their door. They would have to continue their conversation later.



After all Kotetsu was currently going to be kept busy by a very jealous lover that was wanting to prove himself to be just as good if not better at giving him a blow job. Considering everything Kotetsu could have assured him that he had the young boy beaten at this aspect… but right now he rather liked having the most enthusiastic mouth working away on his member. He would have to thank Naruto for this later.



With a wave of his hand in a gesture of farewell he left the two in their apartment. It was time to head back anyway. The old man wanted him back at the shop in time to teach him the ropes before his customers for lunch arrived. Not to mention Konohamaru would be waiting for him afterwards to train with him and his friends. There was also Kotetsu and Izumo to consider, they would want to talk to him again about how “evil” his master was. To think the first day back and already he had more friends then he knew what to do with.



A/N



Yami Akurei got the challenge. I love the Japanese language where one word means both sex and death. Because you win you are able to name a pairing.



As a secondary challenge my roommate believes that no one will understand why I named the chapter what I did. I said people that like name games would be able to. So here is the challang. Prove me right. What is the meaning behind the title for this chapter?


(Just making some typos changes)


As an after thought you guys are probablly wondering why I chose to use Izumo and Kotetsu. My roommate thought I was insane to use two characters that were completely off the radar for most fans. I happen to be a be a fan of the Naruto Abridged series and you now have Bishounen no Jutsu to thank for this chapter.