Kitsune Holidays

One of Naruto’s favorite days of the year was April first. April Fool’s Day was his excuse to target anyone he wanted and get off relatively free of harm. And since the Hyuuga clan had kicked Hinata out, he had something special planned for them!
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When the Hyuuga clan awoke the morning of April 1st, they found all was not well in the main branch house. During the night, someone had snuck into the house and slipped giant pink fluffy bunny rabbit suits onto each of the council elders. Hiashi found himself tied into his futon, which had been tied to the ceiling of his room so when he got out he fell onto his face. All of the laundry left in the washing machines over night had been turned into tie dye colors thanks to some ink, and the branch house members found it hard to resist laughing at the sight of their superiors dressed in psychedelic clothes and giant bunny suits. Neji in particular had to run out of the house claiming he had a mission and spent half an hour in a deserted training ground laughing. He didn’t even mind that the prankster had apparently replaced his usual jacket with one that bore the words “I have eyes in the back of my head!”
(0o0o0)
For Hinata, April first meant waking up to find a definitely female Naruto snuggling up to her. While she was a bit annoyed at her boyfriend… she quickly learned that Naruko, as the blond vixen demanded to be referred to, was just as passionate as Naruto and could make Hinata feel just as good as her ‘brother’. Kaen was surprised to find her brother had become her sister overnight, but couldn’t deny that it was a good prank. That said, she left to sneak into Iruka’s bed since it was a weekend and he was sleeping late. The scarred teacher wasn’t seen for the entire day and his door bore a sign saying ENTER AND DIE A MOST PAINFUL AND HUMILIATING DEATH!

“So Hinata-chan, what do you want to do today?” asked Naruko as the two walked through Konoha.

“Let’s freak out Hiashi-san by kissing in front of him,” said Hinata with a very Naruto like smirk. Said kiss caused the hippy attired Hyuuga head to pass out foaming at the mouth, prompting Neji, who had just returned, to run back to his clearing for another half hour of laughter.
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When Tsunade entered her office she found a huge stack of papers waiting for her in her inbox. No matter how hard she tried the stack never seemed to diminish. It took her half an hour to figure out it was a powerful Genjutsu centered around a paperweight on her desk. Once she broke the Genjutsu, Tsunade was relieved to see all the papers on her desk organized very neatly for her with a note saying HEY BAA-CHAN, ABOUT TIME YOU NOTICED!!! “Naruto, you are truly an irritating brat,” muttered Tsunade before she got to work, pleased to find Naruto had apparently enlisted Shizune to help with this prank since everything was arranged neatly by importance, allowing her to get done early and have the evening off. She didn’t notice that the back of her jacket now read SUCKS AT GAMBLING until the next morning.
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Naruto’s prank on Jiraiya consisted of the creation of a chibi kitsune clone that followed the silver haired man everywhere loudly calling him Ero-Sennin. Jiraiya found out that every time he tried to destroy the chibi clone a random woman would see him and beat him up for trying to harm an innocent child before telling the chibi to let her know if the mean man was trying to hurt him again. Chibi Naruto enjoyed a long day of tormenting Jiraiya, while the super pervert was miserable that he couldn’t get any research done.
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“So what do you want to do today Hinata-chan?” asked Naruko after the two had freaked out Hiashi.

“I actually need to pick up a few things, I’ll meet you for dinner at Ichiraku,” said Hinata before she kissed Naruko on the cheek and ran off to find the things she needed.

“Well… I guess I’ll go train,” said Naruko, only to suddenly spin around and grin. “Hey Kakashi-sensei… love the new look!” she exclaimed before running for her life from the masked Jounin who had found his entire wardrobe replaced with green spandex and orange leg warmers while his copies of Icha Icha were replaced with children’s books. As the two passed Gai and Lee, the beautiful green beasts started crying tears of joy over seeing Kakashi expressing his fires of youth. This just made Naruko run faster. Kiba just happened to be crossing her path and found himself suddenly clad in Naruto’s clothes before he heard something that made his blood run cold.

“Konohagakure Hiden: Taijutsu Ōugi: Sennen Goroshi (Hidden Leaf Secret: Taijutsu Supreme Technique: Thousand Years of Death)!” yelled the spandex clad Kakashi before he sent Kiba flying with a super ass poke. Kakashi then cursed as he was tackle glomped by Lee and Gai and unable to get loose, forcing him to endure being stuck in the spandex clad duo’s hugs and exclamations over his burning youth.
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Hinata gulped slightly as she knocked on the door of the person she had come to see. ‘I can’t believe I’m doing this, I’d never have the guts to do this before I got together with Naruto!’ she thought before the door opened.

“What’s up kiddo?” asked Anko before she bit into a stick of dango. “Kurenai want to have me put the fear of the better half of the species into Asuma again?”

“No, this time I need your help Anko-sensei,” said Hinata.

“I see… come inside and we’ll talk,” said Anko as she moved aside to let Hinata enter her apartment.
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Naruko smiled as she approached the door of the Uzumaki apartment. With Kaen enjoying Iruka’s company, it meant Hinata and she had the apartment to themselves for the evening. The blond kitsune smiled as she unlocked the door, only to find the apartment lit only by various candles. ‘Woah, Hinata-chan really is in a romantic mood,’ thought Naruko as she walked towards the door to the room she shared with Hinata. The candles were repeated more heavily in the room and some gentle music was playing. Naruko’s nose informed her that Hinata had sprayed some of her perfume into the air, making the whole room smell wonderful. Naruko suddenly felt a gentle blow to the back of her head and fell forwards onto the bed.

“Gomen Naruko-chan,” she heard Hinata say before darkness claimed her.
(0o0o0)
Warning, first ever Yuri lemon attempt following, you have been warned.

When Naruko woke up, she found herself on the bed she shared with Hinata. The odd thing was there were bands of silk tied to her wrists and ankles that prevented her from moving and she was naked. Now most girls would be terrified to be in this situation, but Naruko could smell that Hinata was the only one in the apartment with her and wasn’t worried. “Hinata-chan, why did you knock me out and why am I tied up on the bed?” asked Naruko.

“Well, since you decided to prank me by turning into a girl for the day, I’m pranking you by letting you feel what it is like to have sex as a woman,” said Hinata from within the bathroom. “Anko-sensei gave me some tips on how to make sure you would enjoy the experience and make it more fun for both of us.”

“Well… I guess there isn’t much I can do if you really want to do this,” said Naruko calmly. “And I have always wondered a little. But are you going to be turning into a guy for this?”

“No, Anko-sensei lent me some special equipment for this,” replied Hinata as she stepped out of the bathroom. Naruko’s eyes widened as she took in the outfit Hinata was wearing. White leather boots that ended at her thigh combined with a white leather teddy that enhanced her already sexy figure to new levels. A pair of white silk elbow length gloves completed the outfit. While other women might have made the outfit look intimidating, Hinata managed to pull of a sexy innocent look that was really turning Naruko on.

“Kami-sama sent me an angel!” gasped Naruko, causing Hinata to blush at the praise.

“I’m glad you like the outfit,” said Hinata as she walked up to Naruko and kissed her. The kiss quickly turned into a duel of tongues and ended when the two had to reluctantly break apart for air.

“Wow… I think it might have felt even better like this!” gasped Naruko.

Hinata smiled and reached out to gently stroke Naruko’s cheek. “You know, I used to be so jealous of your Sexy no Jutsu form. She was everything I wasn’t, confident in herself and lovely,” said the white eyed kitsune with a smile before she pulled out a small riding crop. With a flick of her wrist, Hinata lightly hit the nipple of Naruko’s right breast, causing the blond kitsune to gasp.

“How did you manage to just hit the tip of such a small target?” asked Naruko.

“The Jyuuken relies on hitting small points on the body, that is much bigger than a Tenketsu,” replied Hinata before she lightly flicked Naruko’s left nipple. She continued to lightly flick the hard little nubs, causing Naruko to let out gasps of delight. “I think that’s enough for now,” said Hinata as she placed the crop on the floor and gently climbed on top of Naruko. Naruko’s eyes widened as Hinata began to lick her right breast, flicking the tip of Naruko’s nipple with her tongue while gently squeezing the left breast with her free hand. Naruko started to moan in delight as Hinata’s tongue and fingers worked their magic on her breasts. Hinata finally gave her tongue a rest and started squeezing both breasts while she trailed kisses up Naruko’s neck before kissing her again.

Hinata released Naruko’s lips as she came up for air and smiled at her lover before reaching down between their bodies. “Hmmm, you’re nice and wet Naruko-chan,” said Hinata as she found Naruko’s womanhood soaked in her love juice. Hinata gently slipped her finger in between Naruko’s folds and got a gasp of pleasure from the blond. “Feel good?” asked Hinata. At Naruko’s happy moan, Hinata stated to gently move her finger in and out of Naruko’s folds, quickly adding more and more fingers to further stimulate the blond. As Naruko’s moans grew more and more rapid, Hinata reluctantly stopped her movements and pulled her fingers from within Naruko, earning a disappointed moan.

“Hinata-chan, please don’t stop!” begged the blond.

“Don’t worry, I’m just cleaning up a little before trying something else,” said Hinata as she licked her fingers clean. “Mmmm, you taste sweet Naruko-chan, we might have to do this again sometime if you feel up to it.” Hinata then moved down so she was looking right at Naruko’s vagina. Since she had carefully shaved the blond while she was out, Hinata was able to see Naruko’s woman hood in all its glory. The feeling of Hinata’s breath brushing her lower lips caused Naruko to pant and then she gasped as Hinata gently gave licked her womanhood. When Hinata’s tongue entered her vagina a few moments later, Naruko’s scream was extremely loud, making Hinata glad Kaen had set up a sound proof barrier seal in the room.

“Oh Gods, that feels so good Hinata-chan!” screamed Naruko. Hinata continued her assault on her lover’s body, flicking her tongue over Naruko’s clit and probing for the blond’s G-spot. Hinata’s probing finally hit the right spot and Naruko let out a scream of, “HINATA-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” as she came. Hinata lapped up her lover’s love juices and smiled up at the panting blond.

“Did you enjoy that Naruko-chan?” asked Hinata with a smile. Naruko could only nod as she gasped, the after shocks of her first female orgasm still rocking her body. Hinata smiled and started to remove her outfit as Naruko regained her breath. The sight of Hinata’s naked body made Naruko start to feel wet again.

“What are we doing now Hinata-chan?” she asked as Hinata had picked something off the floor.

“I’m going to use the other toy Anko-sensei lent me,” said the blue haired kitsune before she held up a strap on dildo that was double sided. Hinata put on the strap on and carefully slid the end intended for her use into her vagina. She then untied Naruko before pulling the blond into another kiss. Naruko hugged her lover and Hinata gently pushed them both back onto the bed. As Hinata gently rubbed the head of the dildo against Naruko’s lower lips, she squeezed the blond’s hand before she carefully slid the dildo into Naruko’s womanhood, moving slowly to allow the blond to get used to the feeling of the dildo inside her and being stretched. Hinata stopped for a second as the tip of the dildo reached Naruko’s hymen. “This will hurt for a few moments, just tell me if you want to stop,” said Hinata quietly.

“No, we’re going all the way!” said Naruko as she gripped the bed sheets tightly in her fists.

Hinata nodded and pulled back slightly before thrusting her hips forward to break the barrier. Naruko let out a short cry of pain before moans of delight filled the room. “Harder Hinata-chan, harder!” she gasped. Hinata increased the speed of her thrusts while she started to moan as the end of the dildo inside her was increasing her pleasure. Naruko’s hands rose up to play with her breasts, giving Hinata a very erotic sight to time her thrusts to. Both girls reached their peak at the same time and came at simultaneously. “NARUKO!” screamed Hinata while the blond cried out, “HINATA!” They then collapsed onto the bed kissing and holding one another while Naruko removed the strap on from Hinata so they could snuggle together. Hinata’s tails pulled the bed sheets over their bodies and both kitsune fell asleep.
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Naruko and Hinata woke up the next day feeling even more in love with one another than before. “Say Hinata-chan, how did you learn how to please another girl so quickly?” asked Naruko as she scrubbed Hinata’s back in the shower.

“Anko-sensei made me watch some softcore lesbian movies to get ideas, she also told me what not to do,” replied Hinata as she lathered up her hair.

“I’ll have to thank her, you made me feel wonderful,” said Naruko.

“Why haven’t you changed back yet?” asked Hinata.

“Because if I was a guy at this moment you’d probably pin me to the shower wall and we’d never get out of the apartment,” replied the blond.

“Well, I will want Naruto Jr to come back soon,” said Hinata as she turned around with pouting eyes.

“He’ll be back, don’t worry,” said Naruko.

Omake! (It’s become obvious that many of you enjoy these little scenes where I humiliate Orochimaru’s group and Akatsuki, so here are some more of them!)

“Are you sure this isn’t a trap?” asked Kisame as he observed an exhausted Naruto lying in the middle of a clearing outside Konoha. The boy was covered in cuts and bruises with several bloody kunai and shuriken lying on the ground beside him. Naruto had stumbled into the clearing half an hour ago and collapsed after removing the weapons from his body. Itachi and Kisame had been passing by after meeting with a contact in a nearby farming village and were totally surprised by the boy crashing into the clearing.

“Yes, he’s all alone and judging by the numerous wounds and the fact he ran from Konoha he must have been driven out due to the changes that obviously occurred after I tried to abduct him last Christmas,” said Itachi as he gestured to the fox boy’s ears and tails.

“Great, so we drag him off to base and get to relax, right?” said Kisame as the duo leapt down from their tree branch perch and approached Naruto.

Naruto suddenly jumped to his feet and grinned at the two Akatsuki members. “Hehehehe, yeah right, like I’m going to let you just pick me up and drag me away!” he yelled.

“Kisame… chop off his legs, we don’t need him running away,” said Itachi.

“With pleasure,” said the sharkman as he raised Samehada. Naruto leapt backwards as the sharkman swung his sword, avoiding the blow.

“Try out my new jutsu!” yelled Naruto as he rapidly formed hand seals. Not recognizing the seal sequence, Itachi copied the seals and preformed them rapidly, his Sharingan allowing him to quickly catch up to Naruto. A cloud of smoke briefly engulfed the two and Kisame waited to see what would emerge. He was surprised to see the smoke fade away to reveal a blond with two pig tails in Naruto’s place. Kisame felt a small drop of blood forming beneath his nose and jerked his head away from Naruto, only to freeze as he saw Itachi. The Sharingan master was now sporting long silky black hair in a single pony tail and a generous figure that would make any guy drool. “Hah, you fell for it!” yelled Naruto before he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

“Itachi?” asked Kisame, since the Uchiha seemed frozen in place. The call seemed to snap Itachi out of his funk and he formed the ram seal and tried to break the Genjutsu on his body. When it didn’t work, Kisame started to have a bad feeling.

“Your cloak, give it to me now!” demanded Itachi.
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When Itachi and Kisame returned to headquarters, the other members of Akatsuki could tell something was wrong. Itachi wasn’t walking like he usually did and Kisame was no longer wearing his cloak, instead Itachi was wearing it and having trouble since Kisame was quite a bit taller than him.

“What’s wrong Itachi? Get hit in the balls, un?” asked Deidara as he glanced up from his pottery wheel. As the resident clay expert, the former stone nin made all the plates and cups for the organization to save on money. Since a certain orange masked ninja had tried to carry to many cups after washing them and dropped the whole load, Deidara was forced to abandon his latest artistic work and make replacement cups.

“The Kyuubi brat tricked me with a jutsu,” muttered Itachi.

“He got you? What kind of jutsu was it??” asked Sasori.

“I don’t want to talk about it,” said Itachi as she tried to escape to her room to hide and get dressed in some clothes before she would try to break the jutsu.

However, Hidan passed by at that moment to go slaughter some innocent forest creatures to appease his sadistic tendencies and the end of his scythe caught the cloak and ripped it off, revealing Itachi’s glorious body to the whole group. Hidan and Deidara immediately passed out from the sight while Sasori suddenly realized he couldn’t enjoy the sight before him due to his wooden body. Zetsu just sank into the ground, but it was Kazuka’s reaction that scared Itachi the most. The former Waterfall ninja pulled out a camera from his robes and said, “Hold still Itachi, I’m sure we can get tons of money for some pics of you like this.”

“You wouldn’t dare!”

“I’d do anything for money. Now, after the nude shots we’ll have to get you into some sexy lingerie…”
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Orochimaru and Sasuke both stared at the picture before them. One of Orochimaru’s spies had brought it and several like it to the snake Sennin and said both Orochimaru and Sasuke would be interested in what they would see in the photos. They had not expected to see pictures of a female Itachi in several suggestive poses and various states of undress.

“How the hell did that bastard learn the dobe’s Sexy no jutsu?” demanded Sasuke.

“I don’t know… and I don’t particularly care,” said Orochimaru as he dropped the photo he had picked up like it was hot coals.

Kabuto just waited until the two were done and went off to get roaring drunk to forget everything they just saw before grabbing the photos and high tailing it to his room, where a ‘Fap, fap, fap’ sound could be heard for the rest of the night.
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The leader of Akatsuki had actually liked the idea and ordered Sasori to use his Kugutsu (puppet) no Jutsu to force Itachi into the various poses while Zetsu’s subordinate Tobi did various silly things to get Itachi to smile. To spare herself the humiliation of this, Itachi agreed to do the poses, reasoning that when Sasuke saw the pics he’d go bonkers to justify her actions. Even after a month of trying everything the organization could think of Itachi was still stuck as a female. Luckily none of her comrades were interested in having sex with her. But they all feared Itachi’s monthly visitor. She had put them all in Tsukiyomi and tortured them three times a day for the entire week her period lasted.
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Jiraiya stared at the pictures of Itachi in a sexy kunoichi outfit and then turned to Naruto. “Kid, you’re a freaking genius!” he declared. Akatsuki had published a very well done book of their impromptu photo shoot… suffice to say Itachi was now the object of many male fantasies.

Naruto stared at the toad hermit for a moment before shaking his head in disgust. “You do realize I just tricked him into using my Sexy no Jutsu but he doesn’t know how to break it, right?” he asked.

“Yeah, but or now Itachi is a total babe!” declared Jiraiya.

“I’m going to leave you alone now Ero-Sennin, have fun lusting after a guy!” growled Naruto as he left Jiraiya to his own devices.

“Crud, the kid just took all the joy out of looking at these,” muttered Jiraiya.