Love

Chibi – ( taped to a chair )

Thatz – (smirking) Well, hello everybody, now if you give me a minute I got to go untie my dear cousin....

Rath - ..................

Thatz – care to tell me what you did to him to make him so mad at you Rath-kun???

Rath - .......................

Thatz – you shouldn't have done that, you knew that brat would get mad.

Rath - ......

Thatz – it's never you fault

Chibi – (sweatdrop) Does anyone else find this weird or is it just me???

Thatz – shut up you and on with the story!


Disclaimer by Thatz : Yea, sure. And I'm your tooth fairy. Get real and go read the story.

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Love

Sharingan


Naruto scratch his head as he stared down at a smirking Yuji.

“Care to repeat that again Yu-chan?”

said boy nodded and his smirk grew,

“Since we've been staying at this house for more than a week already it's no surprise you haven't heard about the latest gossip going around the village, so I'll repeat it, ' Kiba is uncle Shika's bitch.'. Do you want me to repeat it again?”

Naruto slapped a hand across his face. His son was only five years old and already so corrupted. He sigh and look down into amused azure baby eyes. Just what was the world coming to?

“Yu-chan, do you even know what the word bitch means?”

Yuji just smile and cross his small arms over his chest. It was just so much fun to tease his chichue and to watch him turn so many shades of red and purple in under a minute.

“ Of course I do. Dogs referred to their females as bitches but when you call another person a bitch- especially a girl, is bad... but if you're really good friends then calling another a bitch or any other word is sort of a nick name. That's what uncle Kiba and Kaka-jiji told me.”

he said with a huge grin on his face. He wanted to see what other shades of color his chichue can turn into, so he decided to take things little further

“But I didn't believe it at first so I decided to go to uncle Shika's house and I saw them fucking each other. Who would've thought that uncle Kiba would be the uke-

THUD!!

“Chichue!!! Are you ok!! Wake up!!!!!! DON'T DIE!!!!”

The great Uzumaki Naruto had fainted. One of the most feared ninjas, the future hokage and an ANBU captain, had fainted.

Yuji look up when the door to the living room where thrown open. Frowning when he saw that Sasuke guy, he went back to trying to wake up his chichue.

“What happen?”

Sasuke asked, slumping against the door frame at finding out everything was ok and no one was getting kill. Waking up to someone screaming don't die wasn't what he was looking forward when he had fallen asleep.

He sigh and walked up to them, kneeling down and picking Naruto up bridal style, ignoring Yuji when had told him to put his chichue down.

Sasuke walked down the long hall way, stopping in front of the room Naruto and Yuji were occupying he look down at said kid and told him to open the door.

“So, what exactly happen??”

he asked again after gently putting Naruto down on the bed. It had been a week since Naruto was assigned as his bodyguard, not once speaking to him the whole week after introducing Yuji. And this was the first time he spoke to the boy without the kid given him the cold shoulder or sending him a cold glare.

“It's not like it's any of your business but all I told him was that I walked in on uncle Kiba and uncle Shika fucking and that I was shock that uncle Kiba was the uke and then he fainted.”

Sasuke almost trip on air when he heard the kid's 'innocent' explanation of why Naruto had fainted. He turn wide eyes towards the boy and look down into mischievous blue eyes.

“H-how old are you kid???”

“five.”

Yuji immediately answer, a playful smile now gracing his lip for the first time since talking with the dark hair man.

Sasuke closed his eyes for a moment and wonder how a five year old can be this... this.. well perverted. He ran a hand through his dark locks and sigh, opening his eyes to look at Yuji to just find said boy missing from his sight. He turn around when he felt something tugging down his pants. He raised an eyebrow when he saw the boy huff and puff about him wearing a belt and not being able to tug his pants down.

Poof

“Yo.”

“Aaaahhhh!!!”

Yuji scream an attach himself to Sasuke's leg. Sasuke look up to see Kakashi sitting down on the tree just outside the window. He look down and blink as the kid attached to his leg held onto him tighter.

Today was a strange day indeed.

“Uh, I didn't know you and Yu-chan were on such friendly terms? Last time I visit the boy was shooting you a whole pack of venom though his glares, what changed that? And why is Naruto laying unconscious on the bed?”

prying the kid off his leg Sasuke look up at Kakashi and frown at the smiling man, or at least he thought he was smiling.

“Ask this brat, he was the one that made the dobe faint to begin with.”

he turn around and was about to leave when Kakashi called his name.

“There's something I've been meaning to ask you for a while now..... What happen to your curse seal, Sasuke?”

Sasuke brought his hand up to his shoulder and stood silent as he look at Kakashi. Saying nothing he turn and left the room.

Kakashi sigh and scratched his head

“Well, that went a lot better than I hoped.”

he said as he jump inside the room and look down at a unconscious Naruto and then at Yuji, who by now was trying to make his escape towards the door. Kakashi jump in front of the crawling boy and smirk at seeing his scared face.

“So, what did you do to make your chichue faint, huh Yu-chan???”

said boy just got up and made a run for it. There was no way he was going to tell Kaka-jiji about his little prank on his chichue or else he'd be sitting on a chair with Kaka-jiji telling him about the birds and bees again. He kept on running and running until he finally noticed he wasn't moving at all. He look up and saw Kakashi holding onto the collar of his shirt with that perverted look on his face,

“Now, I think we should sit down and have a talk about-”

“Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Naruto quickly got up and look around for his son. Seeing him with Kakashi he got up and snatch the kid away from the perverted jounin.

“MY SON! MY SON! MY SSOOONNNN!!!! WHAT HAVE YOUDONE TO HIM YOU PERVERTED JOUNIN!! MY INNOCENT LITTLE BOY HAS TURN INTO A PERVERRTTTT!!!!!IRUKA-TOUSAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Kakashi brought his hands up nervously and tried to calm down the hysterical man. He did not want to be sleeping on the couch for a whole month when his lover was on their bed, half naked and ready for the taken.

“C-calm down Narut-”

“LOOK AT HIM!!! JUST LOOK AT HIM!!!!”

the blond said as he shoved the confused boy in Kakashi's face. Yuji blink a a couple of times and look down at himself and then back a Kakashi with a smile on his face.

“Hello there Kaka-jiji.”

Naruto held his son back to his chest protectively and turn to look at Kakashi with his narrowed eyes flashing from red to blue until they finally settle into that deep red that had most of his enemies shaking in fear.

“GET OUT YOU PERVERTED JOUNIN AND BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THAT FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS YOU WILL BE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH BECAUSE I'LL MAKE SURE TO TELL IRUKA-TOUSAN ABOUT THIS!”

“nnnooooooo!!! wwwwhhhhhhyyyyyyyy!!!!!”

the silver haired jounin screamed as he pulled on his hair and fell down to the floor on his knees, looking up at the ceiling with tears running down his single visible eye.


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Yuji sat on a chair with his hand neatly folded on his lap as he amusedly watch his chichue paced around the kitchen lecturing him about what he should and shouldn't say. He let his eyes wonder towards the figure that was leaning on the door way watching them with a confused look on his face, well, more like watching his chichue with a confused look on his face.

“-Also, don't you ever say fuck, fucking or any other word that the perverted jounin says -”

“what about what uncle Kiba says?”

“-or any words Kiba says. When you're older I will tell you about the birds and the bees or whatever else there is to tell you. But if I'm unable to teach you this things the only other person you can go and are allow to go to and talk about this is Iru-”

Yuji ignored whatever else his chichue was saying as he let his azure eyes land once more on the figure that was standing not to far from them. This man, he could feel the power radiating off of him. His uncle Sai had told him to be careful around him and to make sure to never be alone with him for too long.

Ever since he had saw the sad look on his blond chichue's eyes he had swore to never like this man, but each and every day he saw him, he couldn't help but think just how cool he is. Like two days ago when he had been practicing his shuriken, him and his chichue had went with him, Sasuke had hit all the targets! Yuji had thought that to be the coolest thing, but he still didn't talk to the guy until a few minutes ago when he had asked what was wrong with his chichue.

“-tening to me Yuji????

Yuji look up and nodded, watching as a vein pop on Naruto's head and soon after he was grabbing the spot where his chichue had hit him.

“What was that for chichue???”

Naruto just sigh and turn around, blinking when he saw Sasuke leaning against the door with his arms crossed over his bared chest.

“Are you done now lecturing the kid??? Why is he even here to begin with, can't his mother tak-”

“Dumb ass, chichue is my mother.”

Naruto turn his head and look down at Yuji's smirking face,

“Yuji, what did I just finish talking to you about??”

“I have no idea!”

he answer back, a full grin replacing the smirk that had been on his face as he saw Naruto rolled his eyes and turn back to look at Sasuke.

“Care to explain what the brat is talki-”

“My name is Yuji and not brat or anything else you're thinking of calling me.”

Sasuke eyes flash red for a moment to prove he was getting annoyed at the kid for interrupting him every time he said something.

“Yuji enough! And Sasuke, my personal life has nothing to do with this mission so asking me questions will only be a waste of time since I will not answer any of them.”

Sasuke growl as Naruto walked pass him, he turn quickly and only managed to grabbed Naruto for a second before he was been hoisted and thrown backwards onto the hard floor with a kunai pressed to his throat.

“Don't ever touch me Uchiha. I have orders- that if you were to ever threaten me or anything along those lines- to not hesitate and slit our throat.”

the blond growled out as his eyes had turn a red, the fox's chakra already flowing around him.


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Today was a strange day and it was going to end by it being a bad day, the dark haired artist concluded.

Sai was walking towards the Uchiha District only to walked pass a crying Kakashi that was pulling on his hair and screaming out “why”.

And then when he got to his destination a quiet Yuji was looking at him with confident azure eyes.

“Let's go now, I don't want to waste training time in a house filled with lunatics and red-leaking chakra chichues.”

“uh..”

was Sai's genius reply as he was dragged away by what he swore was a 12 year old instead of a five year old. This kid just didn't talk and act his age. What is going on now a days with kids???

Now, why it was going to end being a bad day you ask? Well, when Sai and Yuji had reached the training grounds they had gotten down to doing their normal routine. Kunai and shuriken, then slight taijutsu training. He had gone a little harder on the kid than before so when the boy had landed few feet away from him due to one of his kicks he had gotten worried.

He had helped Yuji get to his feet and had asked him if he was ok since the kid was looking at his hands strangely. He gasped when Yuji had looked up at him with wide eyes.

Yuji's eyes were red. Two commas on each eye.

“Sharingan...”

Sai whispered as he fell down on a sitting position, his dark eyes never leaving those red ones as Yuji walked up to him and touch his face,

“What's wrong uncle Sai?? And why can I-”

he fell backwards as his eyes rolled to the back of his head, falling unconscious onto the hard ground. Sai let his fist fall to his side as he got up and pick Yuji, walking back towards the Uchiha District.

Yup, today was a bad day indeed.


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Chibi – Just who is Yuji's father? What is going on? Are Sasuke and Naruto going to be able to talk like two civilized people? And what about Shika and Kib-

Thatz – Shut up you idiot

Chibi – I just can't take this anymore!!! ( pulls hair)

Rath – I wouldn't mind giving away the whole plot... I mean, some people already think they got the whole story down. They'd be quite shock indeed (smirks)

Thatz – Although Rath-kun, it's not that hard to figure out just who is Yuji's father. I mean, there is a 50/50 chance that is Sasuke like some of our reviewers had guessed.

Rath – You have a point there. But also-

Chibi – Hello!! Don't ignore me, I'm the owner of this fuckin story-

Rath – I wonder what other couple are there. It seem that by far everyone in this story is gay.

Chibi – (is being ignore) hello!!!

Thatz – That's true, but who could blame the poor guys. With the girls in Konoha I'm surprised that only 90% of the male population is gay. I mean. Girls like Ino are nice and all but they're complete bitches to everyone else they don't like. Sakura is just down right weird but she's nice too. Hinata would probably faint during sex – a big turn off to you guys unless you're a rapist or just desperate-- and Tenten is just too obsessed with weapons that the guys will be afraid to even get close to her because they think she might chop off their family jewels.

Rath & Chibi – you talk too much Thatz!!!

Thatz – But it's true!!!

Chibi – anyway, later everybody and don't forget to review. Love you all!!

Thatz – bye

Rath - .......................(gets hit) bye