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At last! We are out of the prologue and into the main story!Ha ha ha! Lots of yaoi to come! >8D

Chapter 3

Hidan sat at the small table with Kakuzu, watching the new guy as he tried to find his room.
“What an idiot. Leader-sama told him his number!”
The blond heard his remark and frowned. Leader-sama hadn’t told him anything about room numbers.
Kakuzu noticed ‘newbie’, as everyone called him, straighten up and searching with renewed vigour.
“Leader-sama didn’t tell him the room number, Hidan. So shut up. You were worse.”
Hidan kept his mouth shut and continued watching. Newbie was being given an interrogation by Zetsu. He finally got away and opened the next room. It was completely new, one that Hidan hadn’t seen before. So he had managed to find it. Hidan watched as newbie dumped his bag onto the floor and dug out his Akatsuki uniform. He shut the door.
“I don’t like him.”
Kakuzu looked up from reading the accounts.
“Why, because he’s better at some things?”
Hidan painfully recalled Itachi’s tale of collecting newbie. The blond was being given long goodbyes by a horde of women, each of which was more beautiful than the next. He slammed his fist down on the table.
“Fuck no.”
Kakuzu returned to the accounts.
“Besides, he looks so much like a girl anyway. Guys aren’t supposed to look like girls. Supposed to look like guys.”
“Hidan, shut up or I’ll kill you. Guys can look like girls if they wish.”
Newbie walked out of his room dressed in the uniform. With the long cloak, he looked even more feminine. Hidan could barely suppress his laughter. After the blond had come out of sight, he calmed down, enough so to speak.
“I’m gonna go check in his room, see what he does and that.” He stood up and walked off.
“I wouldn’t advise doing that, he’s probably got some sort of guarding system set up already. I’ve talked to the guy, he’s clever.”
Hidan shrugged and turned the doorknob. As soon as he walked in, a flock of birds flew into his face, each one of them exploding, until he managed to quickly shut the door. His face was now covered in blood from the explosions. His face was a mess. And it hurt like fuck too.
He sat down, annoyed at the guy’s ingenuity. Better than him.
“Kakuzu, pass me a needle.”
Kakuzu reached inside his pocket and pulled out a thin needle, from which was hanging a thick, black thread.
“Give it back after you’re done.”
Hidan started sewing his face up, using the window as a mirror. Newbie was outside making clay animals and blowing them up. What an idiot. He noticed him staring out the window and waved. And grinned. Fucking wanker. Knew his little birds exploded OK.
Kakuzu held out his hand for the needle.
“Give it back.”
Hidan flopped down in his chair, thinking about ways to terrorize the newbie. He fucking waved at him. Who does that?
“Kakuzu, I swear, that bitch is going down. He ends all his little sentences with ‘yeah’ and flutters around making little clay pets.” Hidan pranced around doing a terrible impression of Deidara’s voice.
“Shut up Hidan. I advise you not to do that.”
Deidara was watching him with a strange look.
“What are you staring at, poof?”
“You.”
Fucking bitch. Such an outright answer.
“Hidan-sama that was a terrible impression you did of me. I don’t sound like that. And I’m not a poof, yeah.”
He walked quietly into his room without another word.
“Fuck this, Kakuzu. I’m gonna teach him a lesson. ‘tha was a tewible impweshun yu did of me, hidan-SAMA!*’ Bitch. He’s going down tonight!”


* Imitation voice, you know when little kids say ‘I want a lollipop’
Then the older sibling sometimes imitates them in a mocking voice like ‘I wanna wowipop..”

Hidan sure swears a lot. Deidara is quite shy because he doesn’t know anyone yet and was pulled away from his normal life, so he is trying to be as polite as possible. And he’s still pretty naïve.