Akatsuki Chatroom v2.0
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,195
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Akatsuki Chatroom v2.3
AKATSUKI CHATROOM V2.3
Pein has logged on
Konan has logged on
Hidan has logged on
Pein: Right, I've decided that you crazy mofos need some therapy sessions.
Konan: huh? Why me?
Pein: because you're f-cking obsessed of ebay and have been using about as much money as Kakuzu hords to buy crap with.
Konan: It isn't crap, it will just take awhile to grow in value!
Hidan: Therapy sessions? F-CK THAT!!
Pein: You're going, especially you Hidan. You don't get a choice in the matter, after your conduct on your last mission with Deidara and Kakuzu.
Hidan: THE LITTLE SLUT DESERVED IT!!
Konan: Didn't Tobi kicking your ass teach you to be a little more considerate of Deidara?
Hidan: SHUT THE F-CK UP YOU BLUE HAIRED BITCH!!
Konan has logged off
Pein: you blew it now Hidan.
Hidan: oh shit.
Pein: .............
Pein: Hidan?
Kisame has logged on
Kisame: Leader-tan, why did I have instant message telling me we're going to be having therapy sessions?
Pein: Because we are.
Kisame: All of us?
Pein: Yup.
Kisame: .............
Kisame: even Itachi.
Pein: Yup.
Kisame: ...........I hope you have more then one therapist on hold then.
Pein: Yup.........wait why?
Kisame: Well this is Itachi we're talking about, as soon as the therapist starts on his family he or she is deadmeat.
Kisame: though that's proberly the same with the rest of us.
Pein: ........actually I just had the disturbing thought of him using his Mangekyo sharigan on them instead.
Kisame: that would be most likely if one of the others hadn't already killed them.
Pein: I better go make some phone calls then.
Pein has logged off
Kisame: .........
Hidan: F-ckin' bitch. Ow....
Kisame: What happened to you?
Hidan: Konan and her stupid papers.
Kisame: *snerk* You got cut up didn't ya?
Hidan: pretty much yeah.
Itachi has logged on
Itachi: ooh, the above gives me ideas.
Kisame: for kami's sake don't kill the therapist as soon as we walk in!
Itachi: why not?
Hidan: Yeah, why not?
Kisame: Oh not you too Hidan.
Hidan: duh.
Itachi: yeah duh.
Hidan: lol
Itachi: *grin*
Kisame: You're both baka.
Kisame has logged off
Itachi: hn. I resent that, you're the only baka here Hidan.
Hidan: Asshole.
Itachi: at least I don't squeal like a bitch when my arm it twisted to breaking point.
Hidan: only because no one dares get close enough to do that to you.
Itachi: what can I say? I'm a people person............That causes fatalities.
Hidan: Yeah. Whatever. *snerk*
Itachi: Immortal or not you fear me too.
Hidan: not likely.
Itachi has logged off
Hidan: F-CK!! NOT AGAIN!!
Deidara has logged on
Tobi has logged on
Deidara: what the.......un?
Tobi: Can you hear that too senpai?
Deidara: I think everyone can hear that Tobi un.
Tobi: Hehehehe, it's Hidan.
Deidara: yup, Itachi is really doing a number on him un.
Deidara: Therapy un? Tch, great this is going to be fun un.
Tobi: is senpai being sarcastic?
Deidara: Kinda un.
Tobi: so senpai thinks this is going to be fun?
Deidara: In the sense of killing a few therapists, sure un.
Tobi: Yay! Tobi thinks this will be fun too!
Tobi: ........Senpai.
Deidara: Hai un?
Tobi: what do we do in therapy?
Deidara: *sweatdrop*
Deidara: You've never seen a therapist before un?
Tobi: iie senpai.
Tobi: it's not like going to the medic and getting stabbed with a needle is it?
Deidara: No Tobi, it's not like going to the medic un. It's........well like sitting around and talking about things un.
Tobi: talking? Tobi can talk.
Tobi: what do we talk about though?
Deidara: Problems we have and stuff like that un. Family, friends, work un.
Tobi: OOOHHH!! So we just sit around and talk about whatever the person tells us to talk about but for us.
Deidara: wha? um yeah something like that un. o.O
Deidara: Then the therapist tries to work out what's wrong and helps to fix it un. Or at least they try, I think they'll just end up dead in our case un.
Tobi: what if they ask something I don't want to answer senpai?
Deidara: Easy un.
Tobi: hai?
Deidara: You kill the bastard of corse un.
Tobi: oh.....
Tobi: So if Tobi is told that he isn't a good boy......
Deidara: You pull a kunai out and stab it into the cow's throat un.
Tobi: but that's not good is it?
Deidara: Of corse it is un! You're in the Akatsuki if you don't kill a therapist for ticking you off what good are you un?!
Tobi: Kay senpai.......I'm bored.
Deidara: why tell me un?
Tobi: Does senpai wanna play a game or something?
Deidara: ...............like what un?
Tobi: Hm. How about a online game?
Deidara: Neh.
Tobi: ............Shougi?
Deidara: Sure why not un.
Deidara has logged off
Tobi has logged off
Hidan has timed out
[END]
AN: Hm, I may be tempted to actually write up a short about them going to therapy. It could be rather interesting to see what I come up with.
Pein has logged on
Konan has logged on
Hidan has logged on
Pein: Right, I've decided that you crazy mofos need some therapy sessions.
Konan: huh? Why me?
Pein: because you're f-cking obsessed of ebay and have been using about as much money as Kakuzu hords to buy crap with.
Konan: It isn't crap, it will just take awhile to grow in value!
Hidan: Therapy sessions? F-CK THAT!!
Pein: You're going, especially you Hidan. You don't get a choice in the matter, after your conduct on your last mission with Deidara and Kakuzu.
Hidan: THE LITTLE SLUT DESERVED IT!!
Konan: Didn't Tobi kicking your ass teach you to be a little more considerate of Deidara?
Hidan: SHUT THE F-CK UP YOU BLUE HAIRED BITCH!!
Konan has logged off
Pein: you blew it now Hidan.
Hidan: oh shit.
Pein: .............
Pein: Hidan?
Kisame has logged on
Kisame: Leader-tan, why did I have instant message telling me we're going to be having therapy sessions?
Pein: Because we are.
Kisame: All of us?
Pein: Yup.
Kisame: .............
Kisame: even Itachi.
Pein: Yup.
Kisame: ...........I hope you have more then one therapist on hold then.
Pein: Yup.........wait why?
Kisame: Well this is Itachi we're talking about, as soon as the therapist starts on his family he or she is deadmeat.
Kisame: though that's proberly the same with the rest of us.
Pein: ........actually I just had the disturbing thought of him using his Mangekyo sharigan on them instead.
Kisame: that would be most likely if one of the others hadn't already killed them.
Pein: I better go make some phone calls then.
Pein has logged off
Kisame: .........
Hidan: F-ckin' bitch. Ow....
Kisame: What happened to you?
Hidan: Konan and her stupid papers.
Kisame: *snerk* You got cut up didn't ya?
Hidan: pretty much yeah.
Itachi has logged on
Itachi: ooh, the above gives me ideas.
Kisame: for kami's sake don't kill the therapist as soon as we walk in!
Itachi: why not?
Hidan: Yeah, why not?
Kisame: Oh not you too Hidan.
Hidan: duh.
Itachi: yeah duh.
Hidan: lol
Itachi: *grin*
Kisame: You're both baka.
Kisame has logged off
Itachi: hn. I resent that, you're the only baka here Hidan.
Hidan: Asshole.
Itachi: at least I don't squeal like a bitch when my arm it twisted to breaking point.
Hidan: only because no one dares get close enough to do that to you.
Itachi: what can I say? I'm a people person............That causes fatalities.
Hidan: Yeah. Whatever. *snerk*
Itachi: Immortal or not you fear me too.
Hidan: not likely.
Itachi has logged off
Hidan: F-CK!! NOT AGAIN!!
Deidara has logged on
Tobi has logged on
Deidara: what the.......un?
Tobi: Can you hear that too senpai?
Deidara: I think everyone can hear that Tobi un.
Tobi: Hehehehe, it's Hidan.
Deidara: yup, Itachi is really doing a number on him un.
Deidara: Therapy un? Tch, great this is going to be fun un.
Tobi: is senpai being sarcastic?
Deidara: Kinda un.
Tobi: so senpai thinks this is going to be fun?
Deidara: In the sense of killing a few therapists, sure un.
Tobi: Yay! Tobi thinks this will be fun too!
Tobi: ........Senpai.
Deidara: Hai un?
Tobi: what do we do in therapy?
Deidara: *sweatdrop*
Deidara: You've never seen a therapist before un?
Tobi: iie senpai.
Tobi: it's not like going to the medic and getting stabbed with a needle is it?
Deidara: No Tobi, it's not like going to the medic un. It's........well like sitting around and talking about things un.
Tobi: talking? Tobi can talk.
Tobi: what do we talk about though?
Deidara: Problems we have and stuff like that un. Family, friends, work un.
Tobi: OOOHHH!! So we just sit around and talk about whatever the person tells us to talk about but for us.
Deidara: wha? um yeah something like that un. o.O
Deidara: Then the therapist tries to work out what's wrong and helps to fix it un. Or at least they try, I think they'll just end up dead in our case un.
Tobi: what if they ask something I don't want to answer senpai?
Deidara: Easy un.
Tobi: hai?
Deidara: You kill the bastard of corse un.
Tobi: oh.....
Tobi: So if Tobi is told that he isn't a good boy......
Deidara: You pull a kunai out and stab it into the cow's throat un.
Tobi: but that's not good is it?
Deidara: Of corse it is un! You're in the Akatsuki if you don't kill a therapist for ticking you off what good are you un?!
Tobi: Kay senpai.......I'm bored.
Deidara: why tell me un?
Tobi: Does senpai wanna play a game or something?
Deidara: ...............like what un?
Tobi: Hm. How about a online game?
Deidara: Neh.
Tobi: ............Shougi?
Deidara: Sure why not un.
Deidara has logged off
Tobi has logged off
Hidan has timed out
[END]
AN: Hm, I may be tempted to actually write up a short about them going to therapy. It could be rather interesting to see what I come up with.