I Vwant to Suck...

I Vwant to Suck Chapter 2 "You know the floor is dirty and there is still a dusty room in the house." With saying that, Shikamaru got Sasuke and Neji off his back. The two got up and headed off in different directions. Shikamaru looked at Gaara, who was giving him a blank look but he could see amusement in his eyes, and then finished his breakfast. Once he was done he left the bowl on the table and decided to go back to his room. Gaara gave the bowl a bored stare and sighed. He got up and washed Shikamaru's dishes. Since he liked to cook, he liked cleanliness in any setting that had to do with food. So he liked to keep the dining room and kitchen clean. He wasn't too hungry so he just grabbed a slice of bread and went upstairs to see the master bedroom. Neji had a mop and some rags. Sasuke had a bucket with cleaning supplies. They were both staring into the master bedroom. The room they saw, they pictured the rest of the house to be when they first came in. There was dust, grime, thick cobwebs, barely any light coming in through the windows due to the grime, any fabric was moth eaten and threadbare, and there was a really musty smell. They saw an imprint on the bed and footprints leading to the door so that would explain why Naruto was so dusty. Of course it didn't explain why he was still in the house and why he did what he did. Neji rested the mop against the doorframe, put the rags in the bucket, and then went to his room. Sasuke raised an eyebrow but then saw Neji come back with a handkerchief tied around the lower half of his face (think Kakashi) who then handed him one to do the same. Neji squared his shoulders and headed in with Sasuke following shortly after. Shikamaru came up the stairs and headed down the hall to the master bedroom. He looked in and covered his nose. He didn't want to sneeze due to the dust flying around from the two cleaning and alert them to his presence so they could make him work. Besides the wear and tear of the room it was quite spacious and the bed was quite large. Of course the wooden frame would probably have dry rot or termite damage. Probably everything would have to be thrown out and refurnished. He turned around and was about to walk into his room when the bathroom door opened. A ton of steam came out of the room and a squeaky-clean, towel clad, blond came out. Shikamaru let his eyes roam. Naruto was lightly muscled, tanned evenly with a flush from the heat of the shower, hair still dripping so water was running down his chest, and looking at him with a pout and questioning eyes. While taking in this lovely visual two thoughts were at the forefront of his mind. One) was the tan even everywhere? And two) must lick water off. Then he saw the pouting lips and the second thought expanded. He snapped out of it though when the blond yelled at him. "Oi!! Are you even listening to me you lazy-ass?!?" "Mendokuse." "I asked if I could borrow some clothes!" Shikamaru was going to ask why but he didn't want the delectable blond to yell at him so he walked into his room and rifled through his still unpacked clothing. He pulled out a black t-shirt and turned around to give it to the blond who he almost fell on top of since said blond was standing right behind him. He handed the shirt to Naruto who promptly dropped the towel and tugged the shirt on too fast for Shikamaru to get a good look but from the glimpse he caught his first thought was answered, all over tan. The shirt that Naruto was wearing went down to mid-thigh on him and since the shirt had a wide neck it fell off one shoulder. He looked even more like a little kid. Naruto was looking at him questioningly again. "What?" "This is it? Don't I get pants or any undergarments?" "No." "What?! Why not??" "... What are you doing?" "AHH!" "Gaara." "He won't give me any pants or anything!" Gaara came upstairs to check out the master bedroom when he heard Naruto's voice coming from Shikamaru's room. He looked in and saw Naruto wearing a long black shirt with Shikamaru looking at him with a, what looked to be, perverted gleam in his eye. He announced his presence, scaring Naruto, and when Naruto told him why, he just looked Naruto up and down. "... Okay." "Okay!?! That's all you have to... say... ?" Gaara was suddenly standing in front of Naruto making Naruto hesitate at the end of his sentence. He leaned down and growled quietly in Naruto's ear. "You don't need them. And if you're not careful you won't have a shirt either." He felt Naruto shiver and just for good measure nipped his earlobe making him gasp. He pulled away to walk out and saw Naruto with wide-eyes and a nice blush. He smirked and walked out to see the master bedroom. Shikamaru raised an eyebrow. Since he was a genius, he put together that he wasn't the only person Naruto visited in the night. That bothered him yet intrigued him. He walked towards the blond, whose back was facing him but who was still staring at the doorway, wrapped his arms around his waist and slumped on top of him. "Ack! What are you doing?!?" "Gravity is so troublesome." "Ehhhhhh?" While Shikamaru had most of his weight on the blond he started to let his hands wander a bit. It took Naruto a little while to understand what Shikamaru meant by gravity but snapped out of his thoughts when he felt Shikamaru's hands moving. He grabbed the hands, pulled them off, and somehow shoved Shikamaru off of him. Lucky for him, he landed on his bed. Naruto turned around and glared at Shikamaru, who just stared back at his red face. "You... You... You..." Raised eyebrow. "PERVERT!" Shikamaru watched as Naruto turned around and walked out the door, slamming it on the way out and making what felt like the whole house shake. The first thought that ran through his head as he stared at his ceiling was 'I wonder if he screams that loud in bed?' Naruto stood out in the hallway huffing and wondering where he should go. He was in his own home with two major perverts! Of course he gave them reason to be, but still, you'd think they'd freak out and run or try to ask him why he did what he did, or, the worse case scenario, try to kill him off with maybe a mob thrown in there somewhere. He was staring at the door across the hall thinking, so he was a bit oblivious to his surroundings. "Nice outfit." "Ack!!" Naruto jumped and whipped his head to the side where he encountered deep onyx eyes. He scowled but then grinned. "Likewise." "...Hn." Sasuke decided to take a break from cleaning to breathe fresh air for a little while. When he walked out of the master bedroom he saw Naruto staring at the door across from Shikamaru's room. He walked up next to the blond and glanced at the door to see if there was something fascinating about it (there wasn't) then looked back at the blond, who still didn't notice that he wasn't alone, he quirked an eyebrow at the attire that the blond was wearing and decided to get the blonde's attention. He mentally smiled at Naruto's reaction but scowled a little at the comeback. He was sweaty, dusty, grimy, and probably smelly too. But what do you expect while cleaning a room like that. He was curious about whether Naruto was wearing anything under the shirt or not. "Are you just wearing a shirt? Sasuke saw a pink tinge on Naruto's cheeks before said boy's eyes darted away from his face, probably embarrassed. So that answered Sasuke's question. He smirked and noticed the pink get a little darker. He liked that blush and wanted to make it brighter. "If you won't answer then maybe I'll just have to check for myself." Naruto's eyes darted back to Sasuke's, his mouth dropped open and his eyes got a little wider. "W-w-w- What?!?" Sasuke reached a hand out towards the bottom of the shirt Naruto was wearing while watching to see how the blond would react. Naruto grabbed the hem of the shirt and held it down while at the same time squeaking and jumping to the side of Sasuke. Sasuke raised an eyebrow and smirked at the blond. He started to walk towards Naruto and was going to box him in against the wall when Naruto darted into the master bedroom and shut the door. He then heard a click, which signaled the door being locked. He scowled lightly and then shrugged. He'd get him later but first he was going to shower. Naruto leaned his head against the door and let out a long breath. So it was three perverts that now lived in his house. Luckily he could lock his door. Neji came out of the relatively clean but still dirty bathroom when he heard the door shut. He thought that the wind from the open windows did it but when he went to look he saw Naruto leaning his head against the door and for some reason pulling the front of his shirt down. Since his shirt was being pulled down in the front, it was going up a little in the back. Neji raised an eyebrow and wondered if he was wearing anything underneath but by the way the boy was holding it down he didn't think so. Neji started creeping forward trying not to make a sound until he was right behind Naruto. Naruto started to shift as if to pull away from the door but before he could turn around Neji placed his right hand on the back of Naruto's bare left thigh right under where the hem of the shirt stopped and which was about an inch and a half away from, what Neji imagined, was a cute, molest-able ass. Naruto jerked back from the door and would've hit Neji's face with the back of his head. But Neji came at him at an angle. He had to jump back when Naruto whirled around and tried to hit him though. Naruto started to pull away from the door to see if he could find any other clothes to wear when something that suspiciously felt like a hand landed on the back of his thigh, making him jerk back. He then felt that big warm hand give a squeeze before he spun around trying to hit his molester. He didn't hit anything, which made him scowl a little, and instead encountered a pair of lavender bordering on white eyes. TBC Okay. A lot of people went for #4, which is the individual chapters option. For those of you who still want to vote, I left chapter 2 up but I will delete it at some point. Just put it in a review. I'll probably break in the middle and have him escape. Maybe. Maybe it'll develop a plot.... Somehow. Should have put this out Halloween but oh well. I like to make it Halloween year round. ^.^;;; Happy Turkey Day also. Should I start with Neji being the first to have his wicked way?