Situational Hazard
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Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,424
Reviews:
8
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Chapter Three
Situational Hazard
CHAPTER 3
He had to admit, the ramen was good and the place was warm and he really had no complaints at all. Kakashi had all but married his little book on the floor of the den and left Naruto to his own devices. After his meal, Naruto sat in the chair and wondered what he could find to do. Kakashi was too into his book to provide any form of entertainment and from the looks of it, his surroundings were even more boring.
He briefly wondered if he was going to sleep in the bed he woke up in and where Kakashi himself would sleep. As curious as he was to know, he didn’t want to bother Kakashi with his questions and so he decided that he would just sit there and think.
“I’ve left some things in the bathroom so you can take a shower.” Naruto nearly fell out of his seat.
‘How does he keep doing that?!’
“Kami, sensei, are you trying to kill me?! You creep me out with that!” Kakashi merely stared at him thought his one visible eye as if he was the most uninteresting thing in the world.
“Ah….thank you.” Naruto slid out of the chair and calmly scraped past his teacher, whose eye followed him until he disappeared into the bedroom. Naruto slumped against the door. Why was his sensei such a creepy-ass?
Kakashi watched the boy amusedly try to blend into the wall just to get past him. Was he really that uncomfortable? Well, Kakashi mused, he supposed he wasn’t used to sharing his living space with anyone, much less someone he barely knew. But it did make him feel a bit offended to know that his student thought of him as some sort of child molester or something. Naruto was an attractive boy, but he wasn’t anyone Kakashi would waste his precious time hitting on. Deciding that he was finished with his Icha Icha for the day, he decided that he would spend the rest of the night making the blonde kid squirm in discomfort.
Naruto washed up hastily, hoping to get cleaned and out before his sensei got any ideas. He was alert to the point of paranoia and every little sound would startled the shit out him, even if the noises were made by him, he couldn’t help but feel wary of the unpredictable Jounin. Not that a guy like him would make a pass at Naruto.
‘What do you mean,’ a guy like him’? There’s nothing about him that makes him all that different from every other ninja older than 20. He’s just a little bit weirder than most Shinobi.’
Naruto took his time getting out of the shower and picked up the fluffy dark blue towel off the steel rack. He resisted the sudden urge to smell it first that assailed him. His natural animalistic urge to distinguish scent almost made him embarrass himself, even though nobody else was watching. Wrapping the towel around his waist, he cautiously opened the door to peek outside and promptly choked. Kakashi was sitting on the bed. He almost slammed the door in shock. He managed to choke on the sharp intake of breath from seeing the strange man out there, sitting on the bed waiting for him. Naruto felt a shudder of fear lace up his bare spine and pressed his palms flat against the door, breathing almost silently, for fear that his sensei had seen him open the door and might have been coming to investigate.
What the heck is he doing out there?! Man….he’s creeping me out….’
Kakashi sat on his bed with his arms crossed, staring expectantly at the door and waiting for Naruto to come out. He really just wanted to freak the kid out because now that he had the boy in his apartment, he was going to have some fun messing with his head. He saw the door open and a blue eye peek through the crack. The instant that eye settled on him waiting for him he practically slammed the door shut. The Jounin chuckled at that, obviously finding it far more amusing than his frightened houseguest. However, he supposed that Naruto just might spend the night in there and so he got up and silently made his way to the door.
The knock right next to his ear scared the holy crap out of Naruto. He let out a loud ‘gah’ and jumped away from the door. His sensei was coming for him.
‘No!’ Naruto thought franticly. There was another knock and a voice followed.
“You know, you can’t stay in there forever. Why don’t you just come out of there?”
Kakashi may not have been able to torment the child from the comfort of his bed, but he was fairly satisfied with the reaction he was getting from behind the door. He could hear Naruto’s breath hitch fearfully and just about feel his entire little body tense. Naruto didn’t make a move to open the door or even to answer him and Kakashi figured he had thoroughly scared the kid enough for one day. He stepped away from the door.
“Alright. I’ll stop. But it was funny.”
The door flew open. Naruto’s face was red with rage.
“Funny?! You had me in there just about pissing myself and you though it was funny?!” He screamed incredulously. All of a sudden he had his little fist imbedded in Kakashi’s abdomen and the silver-haired man grunted at the sudden pain, doubling over and holding his stomach.
“That’s what you get you perverted ass! That’s what you get for being so damn creepy!” He snapped, running past Kakashi and quickly jumping into the bed. He was already pushing things by staying at the pervert’s house, and now he had to pay for it with the little bit of dignity he had left. For certain, he would be out of there by the time the rain stopped or at least as soon as he woke up.
Kakashi stood straight up and before Naruto could warn him of what would happen if he got any closer, he was in front of the bed with his hands on his hips giving Naruto a big smile with his eye and leaning down. “You really are just like Iruka.” He said happily.
Naruto glared at him, while he pulled the blankets up from the end of the bed and shifted in the wet spot that had been made by him earlier. He wasn’t even sure if he could sleep with the older man lurking around the way he always was.
“You stay away from me. I appreciate it a lot that you’re letting me stay here, but…” He didn’t know what else to say. He knew that any threats he made were frustratingly empty. If Kakashi wanted to do something to him, he would be powerless to stop him, especially if Kyuubi felt like punishing him. He was just a Genin, and on top of that, he was a deadlast, so he didn’t have any ideas about how to get out of situations with people stronger than he was. He didn’t see his weapons pouch anywhere, so he was defenseless as far as that went. After all, it wouldn’t be the first time something of that nature had happened to him. The villagers had very nasty ideas of how to make his life miserable, inappropriate touching and all.
“I’m only teasing, I won’t assault you or anything like that. Normally, I mess around with Iruka this way because his temper is amusing. Since you’re here, I just wanted to play with your head a bit. I won’t do it anymore, I guess I’ve abused my boundaries.” He stood up, still smiling (with his eye of course) and padded out of the room, stopping when Naruto called out to him.
“Where are you going to sleep?” Naruto was curious about that since he finished his dinner. He hadn’t seen a couch or anything like that out in the den, but then again, he had only seen the kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom.
“Don’t worry about that, I’ll be fine. Just rest and we’ll start planning any possible places for you to go tomorrow.”
Naruto watched him close the door and felt a sigh of relief escape him. He supposed that if he had to sleep naked, at the very least he was going to lock that door. Clutching the towel around his skinny hips, he hopped off the bed, locked the door and jumped back in as fast as he could. He would allow Kakashi to keep his clothes out there, but that didn’t mean he was going to trust him.
TBC....
I don't know why the rest of it is italicized, but that means nothing, please ignore that and hopefully I'll be able to fix it soon. Ja'ne.
CHAPTER 3
He had to admit, the ramen was good and the place was warm and he really had no complaints at all. Kakashi had all but married his little book on the floor of the den and left Naruto to his own devices. After his meal, Naruto sat in the chair and wondered what he could find to do. Kakashi was too into his book to provide any form of entertainment and from the looks of it, his surroundings were even more boring.
He briefly wondered if he was going to sleep in the bed he woke up in and where Kakashi himself would sleep. As curious as he was to know, he didn’t want to bother Kakashi with his questions and so he decided that he would just sit there and think.
“I’ve left some things in the bathroom so you can take a shower.” Naruto nearly fell out of his seat.
‘How does he keep doing that?!’
“Kami, sensei, are you trying to kill me?! You creep me out with that!” Kakashi merely stared at him thought his one visible eye as if he was the most uninteresting thing in the world.
“Ah….thank you.” Naruto slid out of the chair and calmly scraped past his teacher, whose eye followed him until he disappeared into the bedroom. Naruto slumped against the door. Why was his sensei such a creepy-ass?
Kakashi watched the boy amusedly try to blend into the wall just to get past him. Was he really that uncomfortable? Well, Kakashi mused, he supposed he wasn’t used to sharing his living space with anyone, much less someone he barely knew. But it did make him feel a bit offended to know that his student thought of him as some sort of child molester or something. Naruto was an attractive boy, but he wasn’t anyone Kakashi would waste his precious time hitting on. Deciding that he was finished with his Icha Icha for the day, he decided that he would spend the rest of the night making the blonde kid squirm in discomfort.
Naruto washed up hastily, hoping to get cleaned and out before his sensei got any ideas. He was alert to the point of paranoia and every little sound would startled the shit out him, even if the noises were made by him, he couldn’t help but feel wary of the unpredictable Jounin. Not that a guy like him would make a pass at Naruto.
‘What do you mean,’ a guy like him’? There’s nothing about him that makes him all that different from every other ninja older than 20. He’s just a little bit weirder than most Shinobi.’
Naruto took his time getting out of the shower and picked up the fluffy dark blue towel off the steel rack. He resisted the sudden urge to smell it first that assailed him. His natural animalistic urge to distinguish scent almost made him embarrass himself, even though nobody else was watching. Wrapping the towel around his waist, he cautiously opened the door to peek outside and promptly choked. Kakashi was sitting on the bed. He almost slammed the door in shock. He managed to choke on the sharp intake of breath from seeing the strange man out there, sitting on the bed waiting for him. Naruto felt a shudder of fear lace up his bare spine and pressed his palms flat against the door, breathing almost silently, for fear that his sensei had seen him open the door and might have been coming to investigate.
What the heck is he doing out there?! Man….he’s creeping me out….’
Kakashi sat on his bed with his arms crossed, staring expectantly at the door and waiting for Naruto to come out. He really just wanted to freak the kid out because now that he had the boy in his apartment, he was going to have some fun messing with his head. He saw the door open and a blue eye peek through the crack. The instant that eye settled on him waiting for him he practically slammed the door shut. The Jounin chuckled at that, obviously finding it far more amusing than his frightened houseguest. However, he supposed that Naruto just might spend the night in there and so he got up and silently made his way to the door.
The knock right next to his ear scared the holy crap out of Naruto. He let out a loud ‘gah’ and jumped away from the door. His sensei was coming for him.
‘No!’ Naruto thought franticly. There was another knock and a voice followed.
“You know, you can’t stay in there forever. Why don’t you just come out of there?”
Kakashi may not have been able to torment the child from the comfort of his bed, but he was fairly satisfied with the reaction he was getting from behind the door. He could hear Naruto’s breath hitch fearfully and just about feel his entire little body tense. Naruto didn’t make a move to open the door or even to answer him and Kakashi figured he had thoroughly scared the kid enough for one day. He stepped away from the door.
“Alright. I’ll stop. But it was funny.”
The door flew open. Naruto’s face was red with rage.
“Funny?! You had me in there just about pissing myself and you though it was funny?!” He screamed incredulously. All of a sudden he had his little fist imbedded in Kakashi’s abdomen and the silver-haired man grunted at the sudden pain, doubling over and holding his stomach.
“That’s what you get you perverted ass! That’s what you get for being so damn creepy!” He snapped, running past Kakashi and quickly jumping into the bed. He was already pushing things by staying at the pervert’s house, and now he had to pay for it with the little bit of dignity he had left. For certain, he would be out of there by the time the rain stopped or at least as soon as he woke up.
Kakashi stood straight up and before Naruto could warn him of what would happen if he got any closer, he was in front of the bed with his hands on his hips giving Naruto a big smile with his eye and leaning down. “You really are just like Iruka.” He said happily.
Naruto glared at him, while he pulled the blankets up from the end of the bed and shifted in the wet spot that had been made by him earlier. He wasn’t even sure if he could sleep with the older man lurking around the way he always was.
“You stay away from me. I appreciate it a lot that you’re letting me stay here, but…” He didn’t know what else to say. He knew that any threats he made were frustratingly empty. If Kakashi wanted to do something to him, he would be powerless to stop him, especially if Kyuubi felt like punishing him. He was just a Genin, and on top of that, he was a deadlast, so he didn’t have any ideas about how to get out of situations with people stronger than he was. He didn’t see his weapons pouch anywhere, so he was defenseless as far as that went. After all, it wouldn’t be the first time something of that nature had happened to him. The villagers had very nasty ideas of how to make his life miserable, inappropriate touching and all.
“I’m only teasing, I won’t assault you or anything like that. Normally, I mess around with Iruka this way because his temper is amusing. Since you’re here, I just wanted to play with your head a bit. I won’t do it anymore, I guess I’ve abused my boundaries.” He stood up, still smiling (with his eye of course) and padded out of the room, stopping when Naruto called out to him.
“Where are you going to sleep?” Naruto was curious about that since he finished his dinner. He hadn’t seen a couch or anything like that out in the den, but then again, he had only seen the kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom.
“Don’t worry about that, I’ll be fine. Just rest and we’ll start planning any possible places for you to go tomorrow.”
Naruto watched him close the door and felt a sigh of relief escape him. He supposed that if he had to sleep naked, at the very least he was going to lock that door. Clutching the towel around his skinny hips, he hopped off the bed, locked the door and jumped back in as fast as he could. He would allow Kakashi to keep his clothes out there, but that didn’t mean he was going to trust him.
TBC....
I don't know why the rest of it is italicized, but that means nothing, please ignore that and hopefully I'll be able to fix it soon. Ja'ne.