Sexy No Justu: Sakura Style!!!
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Naruto › Het - Male/Female
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Naruto › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
2,310
Reviews:
28
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
welcome changes
zell-chan: Hey everyone ^_^ I just want to take a quick sec to clarify some things.
1) Don’t worry i’ll try not to have this too cliché I have plenty of surprises in store
2) Sasuke may seem a little ooc but he’s still gonna be the broody asshole you all know and love
3) There will be gaara!
4) There will be popsicles!
5) There will be daydream..oh yes many daydreams
6) Also I have this on here instead of ff.net because mature stories don’t get many reviews there plus a lot of my fans there are under 18.also i'm kinda in the middle of another story that i havent updated in a while so i'm hiding lol
7) If you write a pairing you want for sakura I might slip it in here later
8) oh and for Sasuke/sakura fans your gonna hate meeeeeeeeee ^_^ maybe not now but later definitely.
and here is the full summary:
Sakura uses Tsunade’s rejuvenation Jutsu unaware that Jiraiya has tampered with it causing her to become a walking wet dream! She’s going to be stuck like that for half a year and what’s worst is that her “boys” are assigned to guard her from her new fanboys but who can protect her from them! Bdsm, D/s, Exhib, F/F, HJ, M/F, MC,N/C, Oral, SH, SoloF, SoloM, Spank, UST, Voy, WD, Fet. I know it seems pretty nasty and deep but don’t worry it’s somewhat humorous….Now on with the story!
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“Wait till I find out who did this! Their going to regret their parents being born!” Tsunade fumed as she slammed her fist down on her desk splitting it in half.
After examining Sakura she found that the Jutsu was imbedded into her cells making it impossible to undo. Someone sabotaged her Jutsu and unknowingly (for their sake) ended up causing her prized pupil to look like something out of one of Jiraiya’s books.
'Nah he wouldn’t be stupid enough to do something like that.' Tsunade thought to herself as she watched Sakura fussing with her hair.
“I had a legitimate and honorable reason to cut my hair and look at me!” Sakura fumed as she stood up and let her hair down.
“I’m one G-string away from being a centerfold!” Sakura huffed as she plopped back down on the Hokage’s couch crossing her arms in irritation.
'I spent so long trying not to go back to being that girl who was hung up on her looks and a failure as a konoichi, I bound my breast so that they wouldn’t get in the way of my fighting and cut my hair to save the lives of my teammates. When I find out who did this to me they will pay!' Sakura thought to herself unaware that she was surrounding herself with the same demonic aura Tsunade currently sported.
“I feel sorry for the person who did this, Tonton.” Shizune said as she cuddled the pig close with a sweatdrop.
……………………………………………
Meanwhile Jiraiya was taking a stroll down the main street of Konoha feeling a sharp pain in his head.
"...someone must be thinking about me, ohh it could be that little waitress I talked to last night. She must want me bad if my head hurts this much!" He smiled to himself as he continued strolling along.
“Hey perverted old man!” Naruto’s voice boomed from behind Jiraiya at the entrance to the village.
Everyone walking stopped and looked at Naruto then at Jiraiya giving him dirty looks as the women hurried by and whispered to their daughters.
“How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that? You’re going to ruin my reputation with the ladies.” Jiraiya wined as a he tried to smile at some of the passerbys only to receive disgusted looks from them.
“What reputation?! The only reputation you have old man is for being a pervert!”
“Why you little…..” Jiraiya was about to tear Naruto a new one when he noticed a Hakama clothed rump from the blonde’s shoulder.
“Why do you have a guy over your shoulder Naruto? I understand at your age you might want to experiment….”
“Ewwww you pervert it’s nothing like that! I’m just bringing this Teme to Tsunade and Sakura so they can praise my awesome Ninja skills.” Naruto beamed.
A large grin grew on Jiraiyas’ face as he realized he could accompany Naruto and see how his Justu turned out while being entertained by the Uchiha getting chewed up at the same time.
“Naruto my boy, I think I’ll join you. There was something I wanted to discuss with Tsunade anyway.”
“Glad to know I won’t have to baby-sit these two any longer.” Kakashi said lazily as he took his book out of his pocket and walked off in another direction but not before he petted the seething Sasuke’s head as if he was a kitten.
'when this humiliation is over I’m going to kick Naruto’s ass into last year!' Sasuke thought bitterly as Naruto and Jiraiya made their way into Hokage tower.
…………………………..
“I’m afraid nothing can be done until we find out who did this and have them reverse it.” Tsunade sighed regretfully.
“So basically I have to deal with it until then.” Sakura deadpanned with a sigh as she got up from the couch and walked towards the Hokage’s private bathroom.
“What are you doing?” Shizune asked with a raise of an eyebrow.
“If I’m going to be stuck like this I’m going to need to make a few changes.” Sakura said as she closed the door to the bathroom.
'…I’m too sexy for my clothes too sexy for my clothes, that’s why I’m such a ho!' Inner Sakura was singing in her head as Sakura looked at herself in the mirror.
She rolled her eyes mentally as she found a pair of scissors and with her headband which she used for the ponytail she used it to clamp on her hair as she cut it.
'…at least we still have the boobs.' Inner Sakura grumbled and Sakura could only nod her head in agreement as she retied her headband giving herself her usual bangs and leaving her hair just barely touching her shoulder so that it curled around her.
“I’m not a little girl anymore…I can get over this…just think of it as belated puberty.” Sakura told herself as she quickly splashed some water on her face.
'..And when exactly did belated puberty happen overnight, at age 18, and leave you with a pair that would make Ino jealous?' Inner Sakura asked.
“……just shut up.” Sakura said to herself darkly.
……………….
“Hey old lady I’ve got a present for you!” Naruto chuckled as he let burst into Tsunade’s office and unceremoniously dropped Sasuke.
“Naruto this is not the time…and why is he here?” Tsunade asked raising an eyebrow at Jiraiya who seemed to be staring at her with a puzzled expression.
'I know I felt that Justu go off last night, but she isn’t looking or acting any different.' He thought to himself.
“Would you get these stupid things off me.” Sasuke grumbled motioning to the chakra cuffs Naruto had kept on him.
“Only if you promise to behave and not make me have to kick your ass again Teme.” Naruto chuckled.
Sasuke merely glared which was Sasuke-speak for “If you don’t take these stupid things off I WILL kill you.”
Naruto merely rolled his eyes and undid the cuffs.
Sasuke stood up rubbing his wrist after removing his ass-bow from his head and redoing it around his waist being sure to send a heated glare at Naruto and Jiraiya who were laughing at him.
“You turned your back on your village, scorned our teaching methods, sided with the enemy, and even worst you almost killed your own teammates. As Hokage I cannot and will not let that slide no matter what your clan affiliation is. What do you have to say for yourself Uchiha?” Tsunade said sternly as she folded her hands in front of her face and looked Sasuke in the eye.
“I have killed Itachi, and killed Orochimaru…” Sasuke began only to be interrupted.
“Only after he was wasted and wanted to show you his new “snake” techniques” Naruto laughed only to be shut up from a duel glare from Tsunade and Sasuke.
Tsunade motioned for Sasuke to continue.
“…now that I have become strong enough I am ready to face the consequences of my actions.” Sasuke humbly bowed.
Surprised wasn’t the word to describe how shocked everyone was, especially Sakura who had quietly walked into the room hearing every word that was said.
“Well I suggest you get ready for consequence number 1.” Tsunade smirked.
“Sasuke…” Sakura whispered as she stood in front of him with one hand behind her back.
Sasuke turned around to look at Naruto to see if this is what he meant by changed but it seemed Naruto and Jiraiya both sported the same shocked and drooling expressions on their faces.
“…welcome home.” Sakura smiled
CRACK!
Tsunade and Shizune who were behind Sakura saw her gathering chakra in her hand so they were not surprised by the sound of Sasuke’s jaw snapping off the hinge from her slap.
“Next time you want to be an ass don’t be all cryptic by saying thank you and knocking me out!” Sakura yelled at the Uchiha whose jaw was down and unhinged giving him a look of shock.
'Chiaaaaaaaa bout’ time we got to show this bastard were not some weak little girl' Inner Sakura cheered doing a victory dance.
CRACK!
The second slap from the opposite side startled everyone as it seemed to have popped Sasuke’s jaw back in place and he hesitantly rubbed it.
“Next time I’ll charge you for putting it back in place.” Sakura said calmly looking Sasuke dead in the eye as the room was dead silent.
…well not for long….
“Sakura-Chan…” Naurto’s voice was dead serious as his eyes were shadowed by his hair.
“..yes Naruto?” Sakura asked hesitantly.
“WILL YOU MARRY ME!” Naruto exclaimed as he jumped forward on one knee leaving Sakura no choice but to bash him in the head and call him an idiot.
Jiraiya stared at the young Konoichi wondering how she could have gotten by him looking like that.
“…unless she’s the one who used that Justu last night.” He said to himself unaware that everyone heard him.
“YOU!” Sakura and Tsunade seethed.
1) Don’t worry i’ll try not to have this too cliché I have plenty of surprises in store
2) Sasuke may seem a little ooc but he’s still gonna be the broody asshole you all know and love
3) There will be gaara!
4) There will be popsicles!
5) There will be daydream..oh yes many daydreams
6) Also I have this on here instead of ff.net because mature stories don’t get many reviews there plus a lot of my fans there are under 18.also i'm kinda in the middle of another story that i havent updated in a while so i'm hiding lol
7) If you write a pairing you want for sakura I might slip it in here later
8) oh and for Sasuke/sakura fans your gonna hate meeeeeeeeee ^_^ maybe not now but later definitely.
and here is the full summary:
Sakura uses Tsunade’s rejuvenation Jutsu unaware that Jiraiya has tampered with it causing her to become a walking wet dream! She’s going to be stuck like that for half a year and what’s worst is that her “boys” are assigned to guard her from her new fanboys but who can protect her from them! Bdsm, D/s, Exhib, F/F, HJ, M/F, MC,N/C, Oral, SH, SoloF, SoloM, Spank, UST, Voy, WD, Fet. I know it seems pretty nasty and deep but don’t worry it’s somewhat humorous….Now on with the story!
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“Wait till I find out who did this! Their going to regret their parents being born!” Tsunade fumed as she slammed her fist down on her desk splitting it in half.
After examining Sakura she found that the Jutsu was imbedded into her cells making it impossible to undo. Someone sabotaged her Jutsu and unknowingly (for their sake) ended up causing her prized pupil to look like something out of one of Jiraiya’s books.
'Nah he wouldn’t be stupid enough to do something like that.' Tsunade thought to herself as she watched Sakura fussing with her hair.
“I had a legitimate and honorable reason to cut my hair and look at me!” Sakura fumed as she stood up and let her hair down.
“I’m one G-string away from being a centerfold!” Sakura huffed as she plopped back down on the Hokage’s couch crossing her arms in irritation.
'I spent so long trying not to go back to being that girl who was hung up on her looks and a failure as a konoichi, I bound my breast so that they wouldn’t get in the way of my fighting and cut my hair to save the lives of my teammates. When I find out who did this to me they will pay!' Sakura thought to herself unaware that she was surrounding herself with the same demonic aura Tsunade currently sported.
“I feel sorry for the person who did this, Tonton.” Shizune said as she cuddled the pig close with a sweatdrop.
……………………………………………
Meanwhile Jiraiya was taking a stroll down the main street of Konoha feeling a sharp pain in his head.
"...someone must be thinking about me, ohh it could be that little waitress I talked to last night. She must want me bad if my head hurts this much!" He smiled to himself as he continued strolling along.
“Hey perverted old man!” Naruto’s voice boomed from behind Jiraiya at the entrance to the village.
Everyone walking stopped and looked at Naruto then at Jiraiya giving him dirty looks as the women hurried by and whispered to their daughters.
“How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that? You’re going to ruin my reputation with the ladies.” Jiraiya wined as a he tried to smile at some of the passerbys only to receive disgusted looks from them.
“What reputation?! The only reputation you have old man is for being a pervert!”
“Why you little…..” Jiraiya was about to tear Naruto a new one when he noticed a Hakama clothed rump from the blonde’s shoulder.
“Why do you have a guy over your shoulder Naruto? I understand at your age you might want to experiment….”
“Ewwww you pervert it’s nothing like that! I’m just bringing this Teme to Tsunade and Sakura so they can praise my awesome Ninja skills.” Naruto beamed.
A large grin grew on Jiraiyas’ face as he realized he could accompany Naruto and see how his Justu turned out while being entertained by the Uchiha getting chewed up at the same time.
“Naruto my boy, I think I’ll join you. There was something I wanted to discuss with Tsunade anyway.”
“Glad to know I won’t have to baby-sit these two any longer.” Kakashi said lazily as he took his book out of his pocket and walked off in another direction but not before he petted the seething Sasuke’s head as if he was a kitten.
'when this humiliation is over I’m going to kick Naruto’s ass into last year!' Sasuke thought bitterly as Naruto and Jiraiya made their way into Hokage tower.
…………………………..
“I’m afraid nothing can be done until we find out who did this and have them reverse it.” Tsunade sighed regretfully.
“So basically I have to deal with it until then.” Sakura deadpanned with a sigh as she got up from the couch and walked towards the Hokage’s private bathroom.
“What are you doing?” Shizune asked with a raise of an eyebrow.
“If I’m going to be stuck like this I’m going to need to make a few changes.” Sakura said as she closed the door to the bathroom.
'…I’m too sexy for my clothes too sexy for my clothes, that’s why I’m such a ho!' Inner Sakura was singing in her head as Sakura looked at herself in the mirror.
She rolled her eyes mentally as she found a pair of scissors and with her headband which she used for the ponytail she used it to clamp on her hair as she cut it.
'…at least we still have the boobs.' Inner Sakura grumbled and Sakura could only nod her head in agreement as she retied her headband giving herself her usual bangs and leaving her hair just barely touching her shoulder so that it curled around her.
“I’m not a little girl anymore…I can get over this…just think of it as belated puberty.” Sakura told herself as she quickly splashed some water on her face.
'..And when exactly did belated puberty happen overnight, at age 18, and leave you with a pair that would make Ino jealous?' Inner Sakura asked.
“……just shut up.” Sakura said to herself darkly.
……………….
“Hey old lady I’ve got a present for you!” Naruto chuckled as he let burst into Tsunade’s office and unceremoniously dropped Sasuke.
“Naruto this is not the time…and why is he here?” Tsunade asked raising an eyebrow at Jiraiya who seemed to be staring at her with a puzzled expression.
'I know I felt that Justu go off last night, but she isn’t looking or acting any different.' He thought to himself.
“Would you get these stupid things off me.” Sasuke grumbled motioning to the chakra cuffs Naruto had kept on him.
“Only if you promise to behave and not make me have to kick your ass again Teme.” Naruto chuckled.
Sasuke merely glared which was Sasuke-speak for “If you don’t take these stupid things off I WILL kill you.”
Naruto merely rolled his eyes and undid the cuffs.
Sasuke stood up rubbing his wrist after removing his ass-bow from his head and redoing it around his waist being sure to send a heated glare at Naruto and Jiraiya who were laughing at him.
“You turned your back on your village, scorned our teaching methods, sided with the enemy, and even worst you almost killed your own teammates. As Hokage I cannot and will not let that slide no matter what your clan affiliation is. What do you have to say for yourself Uchiha?” Tsunade said sternly as she folded her hands in front of her face and looked Sasuke in the eye.
“I have killed Itachi, and killed Orochimaru…” Sasuke began only to be interrupted.
“Only after he was wasted and wanted to show you his new “snake” techniques” Naruto laughed only to be shut up from a duel glare from Tsunade and Sasuke.
Tsunade motioned for Sasuke to continue.
“…now that I have become strong enough I am ready to face the consequences of my actions.” Sasuke humbly bowed.
Surprised wasn’t the word to describe how shocked everyone was, especially Sakura who had quietly walked into the room hearing every word that was said.
“Well I suggest you get ready for consequence number 1.” Tsunade smirked.
“Sasuke…” Sakura whispered as she stood in front of him with one hand behind her back.
Sasuke turned around to look at Naruto to see if this is what he meant by changed but it seemed Naruto and Jiraiya both sported the same shocked and drooling expressions on their faces.
“…welcome home.” Sakura smiled
CRACK!
Tsunade and Shizune who were behind Sakura saw her gathering chakra in her hand so they were not surprised by the sound of Sasuke’s jaw snapping off the hinge from her slap.
“Next time you want to be an ass don’t be all cryptic by saying thank you and knocking me out!” Sakura yelled at the Uchiha whose jaw was down and unhinged giving him a look of shock.
'Chiaaaaaaaa bout’ time we got to show this bastard were not some weak little girl' Inner Sakura cheered doing a victory dance.
CRACK!
The second slap from the opposite side startled everyone as it seemed to have popped Sasuke’s jaw back in place and he hesitantly rubbed it.
“Next time I’ll charge you for putting it back in place.” Sakura said calmly looking Sasuke dead in the eye as the room was dead silent.
…well not for long….
“Sakura-Chan…” Naurto’s voice was dead serious as his eyes were shadowed by his hair.
“..yes Naruto?” Sakura asked hesitantly.
“WILL YOU MARRY ME!” Naruto exclaimed as he jumped forward on one knee leaving Sakura no choice but to bash him in the head and call him an idiot.
Jiraiya stared at the young Konoichi wondering how she could have gotten by him looking like that.
“…unless she’s the one who used that Justu last night.” He said to himself unaware that everyone heard him.
“YOU!” Sakura and Tsunade seethed.