Cheesing My Way Into Your Heart

This chapter is dedicated to the amazing CASSANDRA INCOGNITO! (C-chan~) for helping me to update this story!

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Suigetsu's fingers pounded against the steering wheel of his car as he drove down the main road, his teeth kept clicking together as nervousness overcame his body. "DAMN IT! Its just a freaking date and yet I feel like my heart is about to explode out of my chest!" The platinum blond whined at a red light and bashed his head against the back of his hand that was cupped to the steering wheel.

He pulled back and saw the light turn just in time, turning left he saw the apartment building that Naruto had told him he lived at. Slowing his speed, Suigetsu pulled into the first little road leading to his date. Remembering the blond's apartment was at the back of the complex he weaved around in the direction then narrowed his eyes to look for the doorway that would lead to Naruto's apartment.

Before he could find the number he spotted a head of sunshine blond hair walking slowly toward his car. Smirking Suigetsu pulled up to the sidewalk and kept his doors locked. Naruto smacked the glass of the door and glared.

Suigetsu got out of the car and walked to Naruto's side, a smug smirk on his lips as his heart pounded in his chest. "Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?" It took a moment to register in Naruto's mind but when finally his hearty laugh rang out Suigetsu could swear he felt his heart die then be reborn in his chest, his smirk broadened into a smile.

"Well, I would appreciate it if you opened the door so we could get this party started....I mean its only three o'clock in the afternoon....I've always thought it an odd time to start a date."

Nodding his head Suigetsu chuckled lightly as he unlocked the door with his spare remote and opened the door for Naruto. After the blond buckled himself in Suigetsu shut the door and ran back to his side. When he finally buckled in and saw Naruto channel surfing on the radio he put the car in drive and left.

Somewhere in the middle of the drive as anticipation started to eat away at Naruto, because he still had no ideal where they were going, his left leg was bouncing up and down as he gnawed on his nails Suigetsu looked over and gasped. Naruto looked over with wide eyes, "What?! Whats wrong?! Oh my god something is wrong isn't it?!" He would have gone off into a long winded rant if Suigetsu had not interrupted there.

"Where's your paper bag?" Naruto's eyes widened at Suigetsu's sudden question.

"What?"

"Your paper bag to put over your head!" Suigetsu looked back out to the long extent of road then back at Naruto with a grin.

"Excuse me?" Naruto's eyes narrowed at this point as he leaned away from Suigetsu.

"It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around." The driver finished with a cute little smirk, his teeth barely flashing through thin pink lips and fingers extending out to gently run down Naruto's cheek. "Don't worry, I'll protect you." At this point Naruto's confusion wore off and his eyes shone brightly as he smiled warmly.

"Who says I mind? I'm riding with you, aren't I?" Naruto's smile forced his eyes to shut as he broke off into a laugh and had to clasp his hand over his heart as Suigetsu scowled slightly. It took a moment before Naruto finally calmed himself, he finished with a deep sigh of content before looking over at Suigetsu. Scrunching up his nose cutely and puckering his lips Naruto shook his head from side to side as he spoke in a voice one would use while talking to a child, "Awwr, don't you look so cute with that little pout."

Suigetsu scoffed more to himself and rolled his eyes before smiling softly at the road ahead, "So already lost interest in where we are going?" He almost chuckled as the blond's previous expression slammed back into his face, reaching forward Suigetsu grabbed his Slurphy cup and took a nice long sip before putting it back between the two seats and turning to smirk at Naruto. The blond glared half heartidly before sighing and leaning back in his seat and playing idly with his knee. He nodded toward the slurpy cup.

"So...you got an addiction to those things or something? I remember seeing you with one at the party."

"Huh?" Suigetsu began before catching Naruto eyeing his cup, he smirked and shook his head, "Yeah you could say that." Naruto nodded slowly, muttering a word of understanding before dropping the chitchat and turning to look out the window.

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Loud roaring filled their hearing as they stood in the belly of a large airplane. Naruto's eyes traveled the chamber quickly, his pulse racing a mile a minute. He couldn't believe he was talked into this, his fingers fisted the extra fabric on his legs as he gnawed on his lip. His heart felt like it was about to explode in his chest until a warm hand fell over his own. His head whipped to the right and took in the vision of Suigetsu smiling sweetly. "Don't worry Naruto, I wont let you get hurt!" The man shouted reassuringly while treading his fingers with Naruto's to comfort the trembling man.

'Jumping out of a fucking plane on the first damn date?! Isn't the first date like some trip to the movies and or to a resturant sometimes even paintballing or something like that?!' Naruto couldn't believe where they were. Or the fact that he would be jumping out of a plane strapped to his date. He learned before getting on the plane that Suigetsu was certified in this area.

His hand gripped Suigetsu's tightly as the two stood and walked toward what Naruto called the giant gaping hole in the wall, the door, as a man standing there nodded to them.

Once everything was strapped together in what was deemed perfect Naruto stood on the edge of the door. His heart pounded, wind whipped against his body and seemed to push and pull on him. For a moment he felt like making his arms reach out and grab a hold of the frame but before that thought could register for even a moment Suigetsu pushed from behind and he jumped. A scream built in his throat but never got the chance to release itself as he opened his eyes.

Blue, thats all he saw, around him and below him...'isn't the ground suppose to be green or even brown?' he thought breifly. His eyes ripped wide open as he quickly realized there were pummenting toward water. "Its alright!! No need to panic Naruto!" Suigetsu's voice shouted from behind him. He didn't know this man how could he trust him? For all he knew he was trying to kill Naruto. But even with all that swirling around in his mind, he did just that...trusted him. His body relaxed as much as it could in this situation and he looked around.

It was beautiful. He shut his eyes for a brief second and just felt the air rushing past his body. His heart seemed to be going off like a jack hammer in his chest but he could only cheer. "THIS IS AWESOME!" Just as his body was starting to adjust to the constant air battery he heard Suigetsu yell brace yourself then suddenly everything jerked back and his plummenting slowed. He tilted his head back as far as it could before it hit Suigetsu's chest and saw a large orange parachute and Suigetsu's hands controlling some wires. He couldn't look up for long, once he was looking around again he felt his heart soar.

A smile stayed planted on his face as wind rushed around him, until he looked down and saw the water coming closer and closer, 'What the hell?! We are landing in the ocean?!! Wont that fucking hurt?....WHY THE FUCKING OCEAN?!" His mind began to panic again as they got closer and closer, the closer they got the more his eyes focused...and finally he caught the eye of a nearby ship. He wondered if screaming out for them to save him would actually work or if they were just modern day pirates.

Suddenly when ultimate dread started to sink in he felt their course change, they were heading for the ship. 'Does he think...he can land on that?'

After some time had past and Suigetsu angled them perfectly they landed not so gracefully on the deck of the ship, Suigetsu laughed heartily as he unbuckled himself from Naruto. The blond shot up and backed away from Sui, his eyes were wide as he started shouting, "Are you with the FBI, CIA, or something like that?....Oh god you are a terrorist aren't you?! Look I don't know anything about anything, I don't know where you got your information from but I'm not involved with anything important or something like that!!" Suigetsu stopped dead in his tracks, face blank as he stared at Naruto.

The other looked like a panicked puppy as he kept backing away, not helping the matters much, Suigetsu broke out into loud chest rumbling laughter as he bent forward and supported his weight by placing his hands on his knees. Laughter broke out from the crew around, only about five men. Naruto looked around and narrowed his eyes, "Its not fucking funny I -" He was cut off as Suigetsu stood up and shook his head, still chuckling slightly as he spoke.

"No no no no, Naruto. Thats not it at all." He smiled softly as he took another step toward the blond, "This is just the next part of the date. If I would have known you would have panicked I guess I would have told you all about it before hand...but I wanted it to be a surprise."

Suigetsu finally closed the distance between them and cationsly rested his hands on Naruto's sides before pulling the other closer. He smiled gently, letting his oddly sharpened teeth gleam, and sighed inside with relief as Naruto relaxed.

"So, I take it you're rich or something to be able to do something...this um....extravagent on the first date." Naruto stated rather then questioned.

"Not even close. I just have friends in high places and....I don't know....I just wanted to make a good impression on my first date. Its not like I do this kind of thing all the time." Suigetsu watched a faint blush creep across the blond's cheek and he couldn't help himself he pulled Naruto into a hug.

Nuzzling his cheek against the blond's neck he spoke softly, "I told you I'd protect you, so you don't have to worry." He placed a soft kiss on Naruto's neck before pulling back and smirking.

The slightly shaken man nodded while smiling softly. When finally he relaxed enough to be deemed safe enough for Suigetsu to release from his grip he stepped back and smiled sheepishly as he looked around at the small crew.

"Sorry...guess I over reacted a bit, heh." The crew chuckled softly and nodded. He turned back to Suigetsu and saw the man was taking something from another person, scuba gear. Naruto lifted an eyebrow slowly before taking a few steps closer.

Sui turned and stopped when he realized that Naruto had already came closer, he stopped about a foot away from Naruto and tilted his head. At that Naruto rose a brow again as if asking 'what'.
"Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean" He leaned closer and whispered in a husky voice,"......and baby I'm lost at sea!" The blond's face faulted.

"You better not be freaking lost or I'll strangle you with my bare arm." Naruto deadpanned before smiling softly and taking the offered outfit from Suigetsu's hands. Suigetsu smirked gently to himself as he shook his head and started to undress, right on deck.

After getting half way in his wetsuit Suigetsu looked up at Naruto who was still holding his wetsuit, "S'matter?" He asked with a distant voice, pulling the suit up and thrusting his arms through before zipping up the front. A bright red color flushed across Naruto's face as he looked down at the wetsuite then around at the crew.

"Nothing...I guess." The blond quickly ripped off his clothes and before Suigetsu could really appreciate the view of Naruto's bare back the next layer was pulled on and Naruto whipped around and smiled broadly, "Feel like a snake or something!" He chuckled softly to himself as he ran his hands down the front of his suit.

Suigetsu shook his head and snickered as he bent down and picked up the rest of his gear, he suited himself then turned to help out Naruto. He pulled the backpack like air tank up and stopped for a moment as his fingers ran over the blond's shoulder blades and 'hmm'ed softly.

"Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings." Blue eyes rolled for a moment as Naruto scoffed while rolling his arms to help pull his gear on. He heard Suigetsu humming softly behind him and had to bite his lower lip to keep from smiling like an idiot. 'This guy is just way too much, and here I was expecting a nice normal date.' before he could help himself a large smile split up the sides of his face to the point of nearly hurting, 'This is so much better.'

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I ended here cause I figured thats all the awesome one person could take in one chapter ^_^ I swear I wont forget this story anymore especially cause I love it so~ Oh and I KNOW this date was WAY too out there but I just couldn't help it...this is totally the only way I could see a SuiNaru date going but I cried over this chapter for days asking my friends all the time if this was the right way to go or if it was too much then I finally said "Fuck it I don't care, I like it!"

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Cassandra Incognito, C-CHAN! *glomps again* Hope this chapter makes you happy ^___^ and that your college work is going good! Thanks so much for the great review! I already talked to you about it when you first gave it so yeah....Talk to ya on MSN homie!

Word Slave, YAY! I'm really glad you liked the last chapter! :D Thanks soo much for the wonderful review ^__^

getayaoilover, *chuckles* Yeah Suigetsu's little fight over whether to call Naruto or not was the funniest part about last chapter XD I laughed while writing it. Thanks so much for your review, hope you are still here to give more!

a kitsunes light, Hahah well I'm glad that for your first time reading this pairing you enjoy it! :D Hope you still like it ^_^ Thanks much for your review!

Crimson 2006, Oh god I love your stories! Well I haven't read them all cause I'm a lazy bastard but still I think I like "The Color of Blood" the most of all your stories! I'm gonna get around to reading and reviewing the rest of your stories sometime, I know I've read Lost and LOVE it XD But my review didn't go through last time I read it (happend on the daily moment of down time) and I was too lazy to retype the whole thing all over again but I will. *spazzes* Thanks so much for thinking this story is awesome! That makes me die happily! Hahah, I love writing Sasuke he is probably the funniest character out there so long as he isn't too emo :P Oh yeah there is gonna be JuugoSasuke! That couple is love! Thanks so much for yet another awesome review that never stops making my day!!

Kurai Kisu, *giggles* Yeah it should be interesting to see what happens after the date XD @____@ You called Sui a jackass? ;-; *chuckles* Thanks so much for your review!

mls, THANKS SO MUCH! Glad you enjoyed it :D

jess249, *blushes* This is why you are one of my favorite reviewers~ *hugs* Thanks so much as always ^_^

Zee_Kay, YAY! :D I'm glad you like me already~ I like you as well! *Laughs* Usually people are annoyed by the giggling and laughing ^_^ Hahahaha, Yeah I can understand you love of just SasuNaru I'm starting to like it as well XD THANKS A MILLION! *smiles broadly* I'm really glad that you decided to read this and that you like it! *dies* Your review, when I got it, made me really happy and I showed my friend and she was all "Why can't I get great reviews like that? D:" So thanks soooooo much for reading this story and liking it ^_______^ I greatly appreciate the review!

Spoon, Aww thanks much to you as well for liking it still! Review appreciated ^_^

shadowphoenix143, *dies of embarrasment* Oh man thank you so much! ^///^ I'm really glad to hear such nice words! *hugs* Your review is more then greatly appreciated and I hope you are still enjoying the story!

Bonanza, *ish glomped* Thanks :3 Sorry sorry! I didn't mean to leave it on a cliffhanger! *hugs* Hope you forgive me!! Greatly love your review ~_^ Hope you send more!

Nikki, *chuckles* YES YOU DO NEED TO REMEMBER THEM! Cheesy pick up lines are the best and I'm such a damn sap for them, I actually think they work so long as the person using them is sauve~ ^_^

animelover, *laughs nervously* Hahah, yeah Uchitard....both Suigetsu and I were a little brain dead when trying to think of an insult XD Glad you like it though! OH NO NOT HOOKED! Thats never good! But thanks so much for your kind words, they are greatly appreciated!

Angie, Sweet! No mistakes is always good to hear :D I always try to proof read at least twice but I usually always leave a lot of mistakes anyways cause I'm lazy XD You have no idea how good it is to hear people saying that they like this pairing even though they usually would prefer SasuNaru! *hugs* Thanks so much!

Vider, heeeheeehee another SuiNaruginity I have stolen! :D Glad you like it!! Review appreciated!

mimi-chan, *giggles and nods* Indeed! Interesting pairings are the best pairings there are! YAY! Another cheesy line appreciator! Thats good to hear ^_^ Thanks so much for your review!

BlackRose23, yeah a lot of people haven't heard of JuuSasu but its an amazing pairing. Well I hope that I didn't disappoint you with this chapter!

FireonIce, Omfg the beginning of your review scared me cause it started off like the start of a flame or something so I was all X.x oh great but then I read farther and was all HELL YEAH! So *hugs* XD Yeah a lot of people don't really like Sui but I freaking LOVE him! XD *dies red* You are too kind! Thanks so very much, I freaking LOVE reviews like yours that like the way I'm keeping someone in character! Love you much!

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Oh, I'm writing a KisameSuigetsu....would anyone be interested in reading that? ^^