Tadaima

Chapter two: Yume


Title: Tadaima
Author: Shushu and duchess_pol
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke and Naruto/? in this chapter =)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: One year has passed after Sasuke killed Itachi, but the boy hasn’t come back to Konoha yet. Naruto still loves him and he's sure he will come back, however his body can't wait. What will he do?
Warnings: A bit of angst, every now and then. This is a SLASH fic (=boy/boy love, sex, everything!), you’ve been warned!!!! Don’t like, don’t read!
Disclaimers: We don't own these characters, if we did there would be no time for missions, no time for ramen, no time for vengeance, no time for whining female team mates, no time for anything except slash!
A/N: The fanfic takes place after Konoha has defeated Akatsuki. The whole plot was established before chapter 384, but there might be spoilers about the following chapters (but not many).
Sorry if it took us so long but we’ve had some problems with internet connections and stupid masochist guys (yes, you, Doormat! Thank you, by the way ^_^).
Kisses and hugs to Iani, our wonderful beta! We miss you, honey!
Reviews: Yes, please! Let us know what you think!


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« All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.»
T. E. Lawrence
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“Naruto”
“Hmm, yes… yes, there…”
“Ehm… Naruto, wake up, please”
“No… I want you to go on… It’s sooo good…”
“Naruto, please…”
“Hmmmmm… You’re so sexy with that white kimono…”
“Uzumaki Naruto! Wake up!”
Naruto woke up with a start as he felt an unceremonious push, only to find himself tossed out of his comfy bed. He looked around, rubbing his sore bottom, to find out who had dared interrupt the amazing dream he had been having. He couldn’t remember anything, but he had the odd sensation that it had been a wonderful dream… maybe involving Sasuke…those with Sasuke were always pleasant... he couldn’t remember, but a warm feeling was still lingering inside him… he felt as if someone had been holding him; the smile on his face and the feeling in his chest were like the fading souvenirs of a journey with someone special.
“Naruto…”
He looked up to find an angry Kakashi-sensei glaring at him with impatience.
“Ka-Kakashi-sensei, what’s up?”
“We have to go on a mission, it’s urgent. Hurry up and get ready, we’re leaving in 15 minutes.”
“Ossu!”
As he got up still half asleep and headed to the bathroom, Naruto felt something weird in his lower parts. He shook his head to clear it from the remaining sleepiness and wished he hadn’t. He looked down and realized with horror that he had an embarrassing hard on.
Oh, no…
He covered it with his hands and rushed to the toilet, cursing under his breath, hoping that Kakashi hadn’t seen anything.
Ok, now, think of something awful... I don’t have enough time to deal with you, kunai-kun.
He tried to focus on something disgusting to make his “kunai” go down.
Let’s see… Sakura’s grandma… that time I’ve seen Sandaime naked in the onsen… practically all the members of Akatsuki… when Rock Lee was making out with Gai-sensei because he had lost a bet… ewww… I almost puked right on the spot...
His pulse was slowly calming down, his arousal ebbing away.
He still had a couple of minutes left, so he rapidly got dressed and prepared his shinobi equipment, then grabbed an apple and went out. Kakashi was waiting for him near the door, a strange smile on his face. He started walking and the boy followed him.
“So… Kakashi-sensei… what are we going to do?”
“You’ll find out soon enough, we’re going to meet Sakura e Sai at the main gates of Konoha and then I’ll explain to all of you the aim of our mission.”
“Ok. Let’s go.”
They walked in silence for a couple of minutes and then Kakashi spoke.
“By the way, Naruto…”
“Y-yes…?”
“I’m sorry if I woke you up so brusquely. You seemed to enjoy the dream you were having…”
“Err… Was I? I can’t remember, you see…”, Naruto was perplex…
Kakashi grinned and looked at him, like a cat playing with a particularly interesting mouse.
“Maybe you were running or you were on some kind of mission because you looked kind out of breath...”
“Well, probably, you know, I often dream about fighting against the Akatsuki members and to beat them all with just my perfect complete rasengan!”
Is this the best I can come up with??? I’m such a poor liar, shit!
“Well, anyway, I can’t grasp what a white kimono would have to do with it.”
Oh, hell! Don’t tell me I had another of those wet dreams with Sasuke and that sexy kimono of his…
“Err…”
“I didn’t know you liked white kimonos so much…You always dress, well, orange!”
“Uhm… yeah… they’re pretty elegant, you know, for important events…”
“I see...so what was ‘soooo good’?”, asked Kakashi smirking.
“So what?!”
“So good. You were mumbling something like: « don’t stop, it’s so good». What was good?”
“I…ehm…err…ramen! It was ramen, you see. I was dreaming of eating a huge cup of ramen!”
“While you were fighting against Akatsuki?”
“N-no… right after my victory!”
“With a white kimono…”
“Right…to party, you see…”
Kakashi seemed really amused and Naruto wondered if his sensei had actually understood what he was dreaming about, but then he thought that it was just impossible… Honestly, how could he?

They arrived in front of the gates, where Sai was patiently waiting with his usual emotionless face, sitting cross-legged with a scroll on his knees. Sakura arrived after a couple of minutes and as she approached her boyfriend stood up and opened his arms, smiling in what probably was meant to look like a I-was-waiting-for-you-with-my-heart-in-my-hand-because-I-can’t-live-without-you smile, which Naruto found more similar to Pakkun’s evil grin… Sai still needed some practice with his smiles…
“Darling! Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?”
“No, thanks!”, grumbled Sakura, closing Sai’s mouth with her hand, almost knocking him out in the process.
“Good morning, sorry if I’m late! The fifth was... well, it doesn’t matter.”
“Don’t worry, Sakura”, said calmly Kakashi-sensei.
“Well, I’m certainly not worrying about you…”, muttered Sakura.
“We’re going to Ukiguni, at the very border of our country. There’s a small inn there,” explained Kakashi, pretending not to hear her remark, “and the owner has sent Godaime a message to let her know that one of her guests seems to match the description of Kabuto, Orochimaru’s lackey. It’s a bit far from here, so it will take about 12 hours to get there, that’s why we’re leaving so early. We’ll discuss our plan of action while we are on our way, ok?”
“Ossu!”

Their trip seemed endless, they had to hurry to arrive at Ukiguni before nightfall, because they had no way of knowing whether the supposed Kabuto would stay the night at the inn or if he planned on leaving as soon as possible in order not to be tracked. The man had been on the run since the day they had met him in the forest, while they were looking for Sasuke; since she had discovered what the dickhead had done, Godaime had been sending shinobi all over the country with orders to find him. She thought there was a strong possibility that the parts of Orochimaru’s body he had implanted in his own body could take control over Kabuto. Konoha definitely didn’t wish Orochimaru to come back…
The day passed with them running as fast as possible and they finally arrived when the sun had just disappeared below the horizon, tracing orange and purple patterns on the clouds.
They approached the inn and, following Kakashi’s plan, disguised themselves as villagers on pilgrimage, wishing to find some rest after a long day of fatigue, so that Kabuto wouldn’t recognize them if he actually was there. Sai looked exactly like an old man, with grey hair and old fashioned clothes. He approached the elderly lady at the counter and spoke in a calm tone, his voice faltering now and then in the patterns of old age.
“Excuse me, madam, I am looking for my grand-son. I am told he has been seen in this inn a couple of days ago... Tall, grey hair tied up in a pony tail most of the time, and he usually wears strange make-up on one of his eyes…” Sai chuckled as he winked at the innkeeper. “You know how young people are, always following the latest fashion even if it makes them look like fools.”
The innkeeper, who was probably the oldest person Naruto had ever seen in his life, smiled and agreed with Sai.
“I know what you mean, dear sir, young people have lost all kind of moral values, I wonder what will become of us…”
“You are right, madam, yesterday I saw a woman, must have been over fifty, with such huge boobs, and she had her kimono opened down the front, showing such curv-“, Sakura mercilessly stepped on his toe and whispered: “Hurry up, you idiot!”
Said idiot produced one of his glacial smiles and went on:
“Anyway, have you seen him by chance?”
The lady looked lost in thought for a while and then smiled.
“Oh, yes! I know exactly who you are looking for!”, she checked the book on the counter and added: “He is in room 11, first floor.”
“Oh, thank you, madam, you have been of exquisite politeness, not mentioning your breathtaking beauty.” Sakura sent him a death glare and hurried towards the stairs, followed by the others.
They stood for a couple of seconds in front of the door and then they broke into the room, kunai in hands.
And they saw him: a grey-haired man sitting on the bed in the semi-darkness.
Naruto stared at the middle-aged man with heavy make up and a moustache who was gaping at them, and yelled: “Who the hell is this freak?!?”

As they stepped outside, after a long apologetic chat with the man and the owner of the inn, it turned out that the old lady was not only as old as Konoha, but also a bit blind. She had seen the man and had thought that he looked very similar to a man she had seen in one of the photos of the runaways that Godaime had spread throughout the country.
Kakashi sighed and got rid of his disguise, then looked at his companions and said:
“You know, there’s something strange going on here. Why did the Hokage trust such an uncertain source as this old lady and sent us here?”
Sakura seemed lost in thought too.
“You’re right Kakashi-sensei. Most of the time she doesn’t even read these reports. She usually sends just one chuunin or a team of genin who need to gain experience to check out this kind of information. She knows that it usually is unreliable. Why did she sent two jounin and two chuunin with such a hurry, making us leave so early?”
Incredibly, it was Naruto who put together the pieces.
He looked sideways at Sai and then suggested:
“Maybe... since it was your fault that she was in a bad temper yesterday, she thought this could be the best way to make you understand her point …”
“What did he tell her?”, asked Kakashi eagerly.
“That she’s a curvaceous slut…”, sighed Sakura in a resigned tone.
“Oh shit… Sai! For fuck's sake! Will you ever learn the basics of common sense?!” He burst out, half annoyed half amused.
“But why has she decided to punish us all if she was only angry with Sai?”, asked Sakura, “It's not fair! I don’t want to share responsibility for his idiocy just because we... well... do things!”
“Well…”, mumbled Naruto.
“Yes?” Her cold tone was already making the blond regret his sudden rush of let’s-confess!
“I… sort of… made her angry too, I think…”.
“What on earth have you done?”, fumed Sakura.
“I told her that she takes advantage of us and she’s a harsh bitch most of the time because she doesn’t get any…”
“Naruto!!!”, yelled Sakura.
“I didn’t use the term bitch!”
Kakashi interjected before Sakura could start biting heads off: “Well, I think he’s right… he made a point”, he said smiling. Sakura looked at him in disbelief.
“You see... I was there when Naruto told her that she should find someone to have sex with and I agreed with him. But Godaime didn’t seem to find it a good idea… Especially because I told her that if she still fancied those Orochimaru-type she’d better settle for something less kinky…”, added the man scratching his temple.
Sakura’s mouth remained wide-open for a couple of seconds and then she muttered curses against her companions.
“I’m the victim here! Godaime is right: you three are mental!”, she hissed heading towards the inn.
“Sakura, where are you going?”, asked Kakashi amused.
“Inside the inn, where else? It’s late and we can’t leave now, we’ll go back tomorrow, won’t we?”, she said matter-of-factly.
“Yes, however I’m afraid we won’t sleep in there.”, said calmly the man.
“And where else are we going to sleep?”
“Outdoors, Godaime hasn’t given us enough money to pay for the inn, you know? Moreover, we used the food money to repay for the door you reduced to splinters to break into «Kabuto»’s room”
Sakura shouted something unintelligible and then headed towards the wood. She didn’t speak a single word until they went to sleep; which considered how things had been going, was more than fine with them.

They camped in a nearby glade in the forest, next to a small brook. They lit a fire and pulled out their sleeping bags and went to sleep right after a scanty dinner to avoid the thick atmosphere created by Sakura’s bad mood. Sai was going to be the first to stand guard, then Kakashi was going to take over, then Sakura and finally Naruto.
“Goodnight kids!”
“Kakashi-sensei! We’re not kids any longer!”, complained Naruto.
“All right, all right.”, replied the man with an amused voice.
“Goodnight”, said Sai.
“Ah, Naruto…”, Said Kakashi.
“Yes?”
“I hope you won’t have another dream concerning white kimonos…”
Naruto blushed and grumbled something which sounded a lot like a swearword, then he pulled the sleeping bag over his head and tried to think about something neutral in order to fall asleep as soon as possible…

He was running along a corridor. It seemed endless, as he ran as fast as he could, the sweat dripping from his face, his legs starting to hurt and his heartbeat quickening as he advanced.
The walls had a familiar look, he had been here before… but when?
These red walls, decorated all over with strange circular patterns, and torches hanging everywhere...
Orochimaru…
It was Orochimaru’s lair!
And he was looking for Sasuke…
He kept running, looking for a door or a fork, but the corridor stretched before him, dimly lit and never-ending…
Sasuke, he had to find Sasuke…
“Sasuke!!!”, he shouted with the little air he had left.
“Sasukeeeeeeee!”
Finally and unexpectedly, right in front of him, a door appeared. A black circular door, with a small doorknob, that turned before he could reach for it.
He stopped, panting heavily, slowly opened the door and entered the dark core of Orochimaru’s den.
It was pitch black and he couldn’t see anything, he turned to grab a torch from the wall outside, but the door closed and he was stuck inside, alone in an unknown dark room in the enemy’s lair.
He closed his eyes and concentrated, he had to find a way out.
As soon as he lowered his lids, he felt something behind his back… there was someone in the room… someone was standing behind him. He opened his eyes, even if it was pointless, and prepared himself for a tough fight.
A hand touched his shoulder and slid lightly down his arm making him shiver in anticipation. It wasn’t an enemy. Soft breath brushed his ear.
“It’s been a while, Naruto…”
He immediately recognized the voice, how could he forget that deep husky voice?
“Sa-Sasuke…?”, he whispered, whishing his voice didn’t tremble so much, giving away feelings his pride wouldn’t allow him to show.
“You remember me, Naruto”, the voice had an amused tone.
Sasuke’s hand started tracing small circles on Naruto’s shoulder, slowly, very slowly, while the blond got tenser, hoping against hope that this time it wasn’t just a dream.
“Naruto…”
His name was whispered again against his neck, a tongue licking and teasing his earlobe, while Sasuke’s hands travelled the length of his torso.
“Sa-Sasuke…”
“Have you missed me, Naruto?”
His mouth placed small kisses on Naruto’s neck, sucking on his skin and biting lightly.
“I… Sa-… aah…” he couldn’t help but moan, his brain liquefying and his legs jelly-like under the other boy’s touch.
“Why don’t you answer? I've missed you all this time”, said the boy. His hand ventured to Naruto’s groin, brushing the bulge there.
“Yes, you’ve definitely missed me, too…” he said as his hand massaged Naruto’s hard-on.
Naruto couldn’t find a way to speak; just moan and groan in response, trying to catch his breath as Sasuke slowly opened his trousers and then lowered his pants, finally releasing his pulsing member.
“Sasuke… kiss me, please…” There was too much longing in his voice, but he couldn’t stop himself from pleading.
The other boy chuckled and moved in front of him, his hands never leaving Naruto’s body.
“As you wish”. He spoke the words in just the sexiest way possible.
Sasuke’s lips touched Naruto’s softly, like gentle rain. Then they moved, replaced by Sasuke’s tongue, licking Naruto’s mouth, and his teeth, biting on Naruto’s lower lip. Naruto opened his mouth and let Sasuke’s tongue inside.
Instantly, all the tenderness was gone from the kiss, fiery passion making their tongues tease each other and dance faster and faster. Meanwhile, Sasuke’s left hand hadn’t stopped once caressing the other boy all over, up to his torso and shoulders, back down to his member and then away again, every time increasing Naruto's longing. All through this, his right hand was firmly pressed against the back of the blond’s neck, keeping him close, even if there was no reason on earth that would have made Naruto retreat from that kiss.
After what seemed like an eternity Sasuke’s tongue slowly left the wet mouth and traced the lips once again. He stopped moving without withdrawing and, slightly out of breath, he murmured: “I want more. Don’t you?”
He didn’t give him time for an answer and immediately started to explore Naruto’s mouth again. Naruto’s member jolted up at these words and his legs gave away under the tension but the other boy caught him, never letting his mouth go. Sasuke gently pushed Naruto on something soft. He hadn’t noticed that there was a bed in the room… well, he didn’t care as long as Sasuke continued doing the wonderful things he was doing with his mouth and hands.
“What do you want me to do, Naruto?”, he said between kisses, “Shall I go on with my hands? Or would you prefer my mouth?... I want you to ask.” The low voice was just as arousing as the touch that was now concentrating almost only on his lower parts. Together these sensations were enough to melt away every thought he still had left, but nonetheless he gathered his will and muttered an almost unintelligible reply. He wouldn’t lose this occasion.
“You...Dow…nnn”.
“Looks like we’ve got a little pervy ninja here! Fine. You’ll get what you want... in due time”. As soon as Sasuke started nudging at his ear, Naruto knew that the bastard was going to tease him beyond endurance, and hardly resisted the urge to push his head down right where he wanted it to be.
Sasuke’s hot tongue rimmed the boy’s right ear a couple of times, then sucked the lobe lazily, letting his breath run warm on the slightly sweaty skin. When teeth gently pulled at the skin of his neck heading downwards and reached his shoulder, Naruto suddenly realized he was totally naked. He felt disappointed seeing that Sasuke was still wearing his white kimono, nothing was sexier than his pale bare skin.
He didn’t want to be so passive. He wanted to be in charge. He wanted the other boy to be the one who was needy and desperate for his touch. So he started rocking his hips upwards in search of a contact between his groin and Sasuke’s. He found soon enough what he was looking for. The hard shaft was painfully hidden by the dark cloth but most certainly there. His desire grew with every movement but in the exact moment he thought he was going to come only with the friction, Sasuke’s hands firmly pushed his hips back down with an amazing strength.
“Nooo!”
“Oh yes. You have to behave yourself if you want your treat.” Finally Sasuke’s mouth left Naruto’s neck and started trailing down towards his abdomen, while his hands gently squeezed two hard nipples. However, as soon as he reached the blond hair right above his member, he drifted left to lick the inside of a thigh and then the other, and then up again to circle around the navel and suck right above the hip bone.
Finally, when Naruto was sure that he was going to cry in despair, the point of Sasuke’s tongue reached the tip of his penis, already weeping small droplets, and cleaned it thoroughly. Then it traced the full length of his shaft in small circles. After a few moments the mouth went back to the tip, hovering right above it and teasing it with hot breath. All of a sudden, Sasuke opened his mouth wide, and engulfed all of Naruto’s length in a swift movement, receiving a loud moan in thanks.
It took only a few movements of Sasuke's head to bring the blond right to the edge, but the pleasure stopped abruptly once more. His head jolted up in anger but his blue eyes met amused dark ones, and that sight alone stopped him from shouting. The corner of Sasuke’s mouth was slightly turned up in what, for his standards, was a wide smile.
“I told you I wanted more, didn’t I?”
The tip of a finger started to rim Naruto’s entrance.

“Aaaahh!”
“Wha-? Whassup? Who screamed???”, mumbled Sakura, still half asleep.
“Naruto? Are you ok?”, asked Sai, waking up.
Naruto was pulled out of his amazing dream and stared around him frantically, as if a hurricane had suddenly demolished la-la land.
“What?”, he muttered, still wondering what was going on, where he was, what had happen to Sasuke and who the hell had dared stopping the wonderful things he was doing…
“Go back to sleep, kids”, Said calmly Kakashi, “Naruto was just having a nightmare and he screamed in his sleep. Nothing to worry about. Right, Naruto?”
“Err… I… yes, sure.”
Sai and Sakura put the covers back on their heads and after a couple of minutes the silence of the woods was interrupted only by Sai’s light snoring.
Naruto looked up at Kakashi, who was sitting peacefully on a tree above Naruto’s sleeping bag.
“Hey, Naruto”
“Y-yes, Kakashi-sensei?”
“Are you alright?”
“Yes, thank you… don’t worry, it was just… a weird dream…”
“A weird dream…”
Naruto realized he still had a hard-on and cursed under his breath…luckily, it was so dark even he couldn’t see it…he had to find an excuse to go away for a bit and get rid of his little problem or he would just toss around unable to sleep because of the ecchi thoughts haunting him until morning.
“Naruto, maybe you should take a walk to the river, just to calm down, you know…”, suggested Kakashi.
Has he developed a new jutsu to read my mind?!?
“Thanks, sensei, I think I should go… I’m still a bit shaken, you know… I’ll take the next watch shift so you can go back to sleep as well”
“Thanks.”

The following morning they woke up very early again and Naruto decided that the best course of action would be to pretend nothing had happened, so when Sai asked him what his nightmare had been about, he made up a story about aliens attacking earth and eating all the ramen.
Before leaving their camp to get back to town, Kakashi asked Sakura to go find some water and since Sai promptly offered his help and went after her, Naruto remained alone with Kakashi, who asked him to take a stroll with him while they were waiting for their companions and have a teacher-student little chit-chat.
Poor me, he must be up to something…
“Naruto”, said the man after a while.
Here it comes…
“Yes, sensei?”
“Do you remember that night when you told me you missed Sasuke?”
“Y-yes, of course I do… why?”
“You should have told me that you missed him physically too”, said the man smiling at him.
Naruto’s face turned from pink to red to purple.
“I-I… you… I mean… what?!”, he managed to stutter.
“I know you keep on having wet dreams about Sasuke, even this night.”
“What!?!”
“Naruto… did you seriously think I hadn’t noticed? Kakashi-sensei knows everything. Or, at least, everything regarding ecchi things.”
“Well…”
The man chuckled and put his hand on Naruto’s shoulder.
“You don’t have to be ashamed, it’s a natural thing. You’re young and in full health, so it’s just perfectly fine. I hope you aren’t in denial because you like boys…”, he slightly frowned.
“No… I… it’s not a problem for me. Do you mind?”
“Of course not. Besides, I, myself, am a... ah, backside artist*, as they say.”
“Oh my… Sai would like your definition of artist…”
He had always suspected that Kakashi liked men too, he also had heard rumours in Konoha about different affairs he had had with some fascinating guys in the past. Many fascinating guys.
“However…”, said Kakashi after a while, “it’s not so good for you to get distracted during missions and spend your time masturbating. I can understand the fact that you are a bit depressed because Sasuke is far away but you have to pay attention when you are doing something as important as protecting your village. Maybe you should go out with someone…”
“I-I don’t spend my time masturbating!”, hissed Naruto.
“Well, I heard you yesterday morning and the other day too. And I’ve seen you a couple of times in the past sneaking away during the night after you had some weird dreams”.
Naruto closed his eyes and whished with all his heart that the ground would open beneath his feet and let him sink as fast as possible.
“Naruto, this is nothing to be ashamed of. You’re young, it’s just normal! You know what hormones are, don’t you?”
“Well, I’d like to see you in my place…”
“Naruto, if you want, I can help you…”
Naruto kept his eyes closed, he didn’t have the strength to face his sensei’s stare.
“I wonder how…” He mumbled.
If the ground didn’t want to open up, then maybe a giant bird could come right from the sky and take him away in his beak.
“I can help you relax, you know, ease up the tension…”
Or maybe he could summon Gamabunta and try to convince him to take him away.
He suddenly felt one of Kakashi’s hands on his eyes, the other posed on his back and pushed him against the man. Then, unexpectedly, before Naruto could realize what was happening, soft lips touched his mouth, lingered there for a moment to be replaced by a daring tongue, licking slightly his lower lip.
He was so puzzled he couldn’t even form a coherent thought, his body was paralysed, completely at the mercy of that hot mouth which was closing on his, doing the most amazing things Naruto had ever experienced in his young life.
“Kakashi-sensei! Where are you? We are back!”, Sakura’s voice cried from a place near them.
Kakashi broke away, pulled away his hands from Naruto’s face and called back.
“We’re coming!”
For a split of a second Naruto could swear he had seen Kakashi’s face, before he could get his mask on.
And it was just breathtaking…
The man turned and smiled at him, while he walked towards their team-mates.
“Naruto, my offer to help you is still on. Think about it.”


TBC
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*Thanks to the almighty Stew from Queer as folk for this quote =)