Bittersweet Symphony

The song used here is 'Cheater Cheater' by Joey + Rory. If you wanna hear it go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmqIsnIp5uc.

Suffice it to say Sasuke was a bad boy and I personally think this would be more like the way Naruto would deal with it than breaking down and angsting.

WARNING: Sakura and Sasuke bashing ahead but then that's the point of the song.

Disclaimer: I own neiter Naruto nor the song.

lyrics

Chapter 3 Cheater Cheater

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A gorgeous blond man narrowed his eyes at the sight of his husband dirty dancing and swapping spit with a pink haired skank. The blond glanced over at his group of friends who'd told him about Sasuke cheating on him. He hadn't believed them so they'd brought him to this bar to see for himself and boy had he seen. Not thirty minutes ago Sasuke and the pink haired woman had slipped off to the bathroom and come back considerably mussed and beaming in satisfaction. The blond growled when he saw that a gleam on Sasuke finger. The bastard was still wearing his ring.

One of the blond's friends got worried when the blond got a wicked gleam in his eye and stammered, "Um N-Naruto? W-what are y-you planning?"

The blond grinned ferally, "Don't worry Kiba, no blood is going to be spilt."

Naruto sauntered up to the bar where a long haired, silver eyed, brunette man was mixing drinks. He leaned in and caught the bartender's eye, indicating that he wanted to talk for a moment.

When the brunette glided over and raised an eyebrow, "Can I help you?"

Naruto traced a finger on the bar, "That depends. You see the man over there with the black hair that looks like a duck's ass?"

"You mean Sasuke? He's here with Sakura a lot."

The bartender's eyes widened when he saw the blond man's own deep blue eyes sharpen and darken and the whiskey smooth voice growl, "Really? How long has that been happening?"

"Almost a year. Why is it any of your concern?"

The blond smiled sharply, "Well Mr...?"

"Hyuga. Neji Hyuga."

"Well Neji you see the ring on my hand?"

Neji nodded.

"The matching ring is on Sasuke's left ring finger. My name is Naruto Uchiha."

The silver eyes widened and Neji looked from Naruto to Sasuke and Sakura and back again completely mystified as to why Sasuke would cheat on the golden god before him with Sakura who was mildly pretty if you didn't look too closely at her personality.

Naruto nodded, "Hard to fathom isn't it? Anyway I was wondering if you could do me a favor. It doesn't include property damage or bloodshed, if you're worried about being sued."

Neji raised a brow at the mischievous twinkle in the blond's eyes, "Then what does it involve?"

"Karaoke using the bar as a stage when he and miss thang come over for a drink."

The bartender smirked and considered the request, his uncle owned the bar so he wouldn't be fired if something went wrong. Neji nodded, "Very well. Is there a particular song you're after?"

Naruto grinned, "I'm so glad you asked," he leaned in to whisper in Neji's ear, the words making the Hyuga chuckle and smirk in Sasuke's direction.

A few minutes later Sasuke and Sakura went over to the bar and ordered some drinks. As soon as they had the glasses in their hands, a group of lights focused on the end of the bar, where Naruto stood.

Sasuke took one look at the beautiful blond man and paled, where as Sakura just looked intrigued. She knew Sasuke was married but hadn't any clue as to who his spouse was.

The opening bars of a song began to play and Naruto started walking towards Sasuke. he opened his mouth and started singing in a sinful yet playful voice.

Cheater Cheater Where'd you meet her?
Down at Ernie's Bar?

Sasuke flinched, catching Sakura's attention and she grasped the situation with admirable speed. The woman tried to ease away with Sasuke only to find their escape route blocked by a small group of people who found the blond man enchanting.

Did she smile your way twirl her hair and say
How cute your dimples are?

Naruto sauntered down the bar, stepping over drinks and barnuts, each step and word bringing him closer to Sasuke. He met the onyx eyes of his husband and drawled the next verse.

Did she use that line
Your place or mine
While you danced with her real slow

Sasuke almost cringed as that hit a little too close to home. That was almost exactly how he'd ended up in Sakura's bed the first time.

Tell me Cheater Cheater
Where'd you meet that no good white trash Ho?

Sakura's jaw dropped and her face turned red in embarrassment and anger. Sasuke in the meantime looked as if he'd like nothing more than to find a hole to crawl into and hide.

Liar Liar
Did you buy her whiskey all night long?

Naruto finally got to where the faithless bastard and the slut stood bellied up to the bar, all hope of escape cut off. He smirked and tapped the toe of his shoe against a nearby drink. Then he let his gaze drop to Sasuke's ring finger.

Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans?
Or did you just keep it on?

Sasuke felt shame engulf him at the scorn in Naruto's voice. It had been true that he hadn't even had the common courtesy to at least hide his marital status. He fucked Sakura even while he wore the symbol of his vows to another.

When the deed was done and you had your fun
Did you think I wouldn't know?

Electric blue eyes pierced into jet black and Sasuke shrank away from the condescension.

Tell me Cheater Cheater
Where'd you meet that no good white trash Ho?

This time Naruto used his foot to flick some nuts at an angry Sakura, his eyes looking through her.

Now I'm not one to judge someone that I ain't ever met
But to lay your hands on a married man
That's bout as low as a gal can get

The pink haired slut's anger deflated at that. She had known Sasuke was married and she'd thrown all morals to the wind to bang a gorgeous mysterious man.

Hey I wish her well as she rots in hell
And you can tell her I said so

Sakura gnawed on her bottom lip and hugged herself as it seemed every eye in the bar was staring at her now.

Cheater Cheater
Where'd you meet that no good white trash Ho?

The disgusted blue eyes had the pinkette shrinking where she stood.

Loser Loser
Hope you love her
Cause you're stuck with her now

Naruto pulled off his own ring and dropped in Sasuke's drink, shoving the bastard back a few steps with a foot.

Take your sorry butt
Load up all your stuff
And get the hell out of my house

Sasuke's eyes widened as the ring clinked into his glass, the onyx edging into panic as he looked up at Naruto. The blond pointed at him and the flicked a thumb towards the exit.

But I just wish you'd tell me this one thing before you go

The cheating bastard was so pale by now that water had more color.

Cheater Cheater
Where'd you meet that Low-down, Uptown,
Slept-with-every-guy-around
Pressed-on eyelash
No good white trash Ho!

Naruto crouched down so he was face to face with Sakura. At each insult he did something different, first he flicked her forehead, then tugged on one of her earrings, tweaked her nose, and then swiftly gripping a few lashes and pulling, removing the fake lashes and he tossed the false fringe at Sasuke. Naruto snatched Sakura's drink from her hand and stood as he sang the last line of the song, dumping it over Sasuke's head.

The music faded and Naruto bowed to the thunderous applause of the bar before hopping down off the bar, landing behind it next to Neji. The blond gave the bartender a smile and leaned in to kiss his cheek, "Thanks."

Then he walked off, missing Sasuke's venomous glare at Neji and Neji's smirk as he watched the blond's retreating ass.

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~a year later~

Naruto sauntered back into the bar he'd humiliated Sasuke in. He'd gotten a divorce and taken Sasuke for half of what he owned thanks to a pre-nup. Now a year after discovering what a rat his ex-husband was, he'd returned to the bar to see if the hot bartender might possibly be interested in taking Naruto on as a lover.

He scanned the bar, spotted Neji serving a woman who bore a startling resemblance to the bartender and mojito, and he sauntered over.

Neji glanced up and froze when he met the electric blue eyes that belonged to the man who'd been starring in his fantasies for the past year. The Hyuga raised an eyebrow, "Hello, what brings you here?"

The woman looked at Neji curiously as Naruto grinned, "Oh I'm hoping to run into someone."

"Who?"

Naruto's grin slid into seductive territory and he turned his gaze on the woman who'd just asked that question, "Hmm well he's got long dark brown hair, pale skin, and the most amazing silver eyes. Maybe you know someone like that Miss...?"

She chuckled, "Hinata Hyuga, Neji-kun is my cousin and it seems to me that he fits that description, Mr...?"

A quicksilver grin, "Naruto Namikaze, pleased to meet you Hinata-chan. And yes he does fit that description doesn't he."

Neji's eyes riveted to Naruto when he announced his name, "Namikaze?"

The blond nodded, "Mmmhmm, Uchiha is so last year."

Hinata hopped up off the barstool and went behind the bar, pushing Neji out, "I'll handle things Neji-kun, you go talk to Mr. Namikaze."

Naruto shook his head, "Call me Naruto, I'm not much for formalities."

The woman nodded, "Very well Naruto-kun. Take good care of my cousin."

The blond chuckled, "I'm hoping he might want to take good care of me."

A faint blush dusted over Neji's cheeks as Hinata laughed and he grabbed Naruto's hand to drag him into the back room to talk.

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I just might make a smexy sequal to this one day in the distant future. Hope you enjoyed!