Orochimaru-sama I-

Authors note: OMG!!! Third chapter, I don’t believe it!!! Anyway, for those of you who don’t recognize the pill mentioned in this chapter: Seroquel is a mood stabilizer (from what I was told) as well as a sleeping pill. It’s one of the pills that I take for my PTSD. Please do not self medicate yourselves on the medicine, there’s bound to be side effects!!! For those of you who are suffering from PTSD or any mood disorders, ask your doctor to learn about the benefits and risks of this pill.


Kabuto tossed and turned in his bed. His earlier disturbance with the Uchiha brat has left him uneasy about what was to come when Orochimaru returned tomorrow. Should he tell Orochimaru that he loved the Sannin for the last four years. Kabuto didn’t know how the older man would take the news.

Kabuto got up from his bed and put on his glasses that were on his silver nightstand. He popped in a Seroquel from his pill collection and waited for the pill to kick in. He paced around his room in the buff. He was more comfortable in his own body than he led people to believe. He bit his nails until they were near bloody. The anxiety of the situation was overwhelming to the medic nin.

The teen was the source of all of his anger, frustration, and anxiety. No matter how much angrier he got at the teen, he didn’t scream or lay a hand on the kid. Orochimaru was the reason for this. Kabuto both feared and loved/lusted after the snake nin.

Kabuto glared around his room. His room was not much to be proud of, since he rarely added different things to it. He had a twin sized bed that he’s had since a week after he had first moved in with the Sannin. There were no pictures in his room, due to the fact that Orochimaru didn’t want a camera around. The only thing on his wall, were posters of the different systems of the human body. Added his macabre collection of being a medic, he had different body parts pickled in jars on his silver dresser. The black silk shirt he had stolen from the snake nin was in his nightstand as well as a couple of magazines he had bought when he was in Konoha that would prove his sexual orientation. His pill collection, scalpels, first aid kits, and other medical stuff was underneath his bed.

Kabuto just relaxed back on his bed and put his glasses on the night side, unknowing of the teens presence in the hallway. He felt the pill starting to take effect and went to sleep.


Yes, Sasuke had been watching in the hallway, hiding his charka so that the medic nin would not find him. For the last couple of weeks, he had been spying on Kabuto. He started when he seen Kabuto walking around in the bathroom in his boxers. For being nineteen, Kabuto wasn’t very muscular. The medic nin wasn’t very tan at all either. Despite the two factors, Sasuke couldn’t help but to watch the older nin.

` Goddamn it Dobe!!!! If you have turned me gay, I am seriously going to kill you,’ the raven haired teen couldn’t help but remember his first kiss with his blond ex-teammate.

The incident at the hot springs didn’t help anything either. Sasuke thought for a moment about what could help him in this situation. He then decided to pay Kabuto’s lab a visit.

Everyone in the Hidden Sound Village knew where Kabuto’s lab was, but few dared to enter. ` Whatever!’ the teen sneered to himself, ` I’m not afraid of some geeks lab.’

He approached the door to the lab where people in the Sound Village would rumor that Kabuto would do macabre things to corpses.

` Yeah right!’ the teen shook his head, ` I highly doubt the nerd has anything in there that could make him any scarier than Orochimaru-sensei!!’

He opened the heavy metal door and stepped inside. The room was indeed extremely creepy, but not scarier than Orochimaru’s bipolar-like temper.

He approached the used blood stained operation table that was indeed used in past experiments. The room temperature had to at least be 4 degrees. Sasuke shivered and then went on to the vial glass cabinet. The teen had never seen so many different types of medicines for just chakra alone!!!!!

Sasuke browsed through the vial collection, Kabuto’s words to him earlier still replaying in his mind: you need psychological help!!! I’ll be willing to be your counselor if I know that I won’t have an audience every time I go into the hot spring. Sasuke wasn’t exactly sure why the medic nin freaked out when the teen spied on him in the hot spring. In Sasuke’s mind, if Kabuto was willingly to give it up to Orochimaru, he was willingly to the next person.

The 12 year old sighed, ` if only I was six years older. I would then understand what’s going on around me as well as adult problems. Why is Kabuto so attractive? Why is Kabuto attracted to Orochimaru so much? Why do I even care about he does when he thinks alone somewhere? Why do I care?’

The raven-haired teen scanned all the vials until he saw an aqua colored liquid. ` Mm the color of Gaara’s eyes. Uh oh!!! Bad thought Sasuke!!!’

Sasuke gingerly picked it up and examined the label: AGE ENHANCER, 1 TABLESPOON ORALLY FOR EVERY TWO YEARS ADDED ON DESIRED AGE. WARNING: STILL IN EXPERIMENTAL STAGE!!!!

Sasuke ignored the last part of the warning label and picked up an eyedropper adding up a tablespoon of aqua colored vial and swallowed the contents. He already felt the change beginning to take effect. He measured and swallowed the second tablespoon full. The teen felt like throwing up, every part of him stretched. He measured and swallowed the last of the bitter aqua colored mixture.

Sasuke felt like he was clay. Being stretched to his limit. He crawled toward a mirror to see what was happening to him. His height increased rapidly. He had developed some facial hair. Sasuke swiftly turned away from the mirror.

After the change was complete, Sasuke glanced back at the mirror. Only one thought passed his mind. That he was definitely his eighteen year old self. His knowledge and maturity became more suitable to that of a eighteen year olds.

Another thought crossed his mind, “I better not tell Orochimaru-sama about how the little whore feels. It could lead to Kabuto having things go into his favor.”

Sasuke had also developed an understanding of adult sexual situations. Sasuke blushed angrily when he imagined Kabuto with the Sannin. He didn’t know which part of it pissed him off more, that Kabuto was willing to sleep with the snake nin or that Kabuto was willing to give it up to anyone but the Uchiha.

Sasuke feeling the nausea effect from the aging substance ran out of the lab to find a toilet to throw up in.


Kabuto sat at his table, nervously eating his soft eggs. Orochimaru is returning today. The excitement of seeing his master caused his heart to race. He was eager about what kind of orders the snake nin would give him first.

His giddiness was halted when he realized what he had to do. Kabuto could only imagine that the Sannin would no mercy afterward, and not in a good way either.

`Damn that stupid brat,’ Kabuto grimaced, `not only does he get in my way, but he also makes me almost wish that I was drug addict. That kid is going to pay!!’

Kabuto turned around when he heard footsteps approaching. His eyes bugged out when he saw the Uchiha.

`Taller, muscular, facial hair? He did not use my aging concoction? Did he? Orochimaru-sama’s not going to like this. . . .’

Kabuto pushed his glasses to the bridge of his nose and asked politely when he really wanted to scream out `You Idiot!!’ “ Were there any side effects that you have experienced when you abused my aging concoction?”

“Except for some sickness, no. I feel fine, eighteen years old and all,” Sasuke commented casually as if he was talking what the weather outside was like.

Only two words came to Kabuto’s mind about the situation and that was `oh shit!!!!’


Author’s note: Another chapter complete (It’s about time!!!). It looks like there is another trump card against Kabuto and him telling Orochimaru his feelings. The guy can never get a break!!! What about Sasuke’s feelings toward Kabuto??? Talk about the soap opera du jour!!!