First Lines

Thank you for R&R, faving and alerting this story : )

I haven't forgotten about "New Year." It's just that my muse is currently more inspired by this story, but as soon as the "6 lines, 6 chapters" are finished, I'll go back to "New Year" writer's block or not!

In the meantime, enjoy.

Rated M for sexual innuendo.

Page 106-"The Leaves Are In The Way"

"The leaves are in the way."

"Kakashi...you're just not angling it right."

"There's nothing wrong with my angle, Sakura. I'm telling you - the leaves are in the way!"

"Well, just give it to me then!"

"And I suppose you think you could do better?"

"Like I said, you're just not angling it right!"

"Fine. Here. Have fun."

"Thank you! I will!"

"..."

"Well...have you got it?"

"Yes. No, wait! It's slipping from my hands!"

"You have to hold onto it tight, Sakura! It's my only one!"

"You think I don't know that?!"

"I'm just saying, try to be a little bit more careful!"

"Fine."

"Fine."

"..."

"There. See? Told you you just weren't angling it right!"

"Sakura, just because it works for you in that position doesn't mean it works out for me!"

"And why the hell not?"

"Well, for one, the height difference."

"We're aiming for the same spot. Height has nothing to do with it!"

"Yes it does, Sakura. See, if you scoot up just a little and angle it up-"

"But it's already pointing up."

"..."

"Sakura, I'm trying to teach you something here. Now will you please just hold it tightly in your hand and - Geez, Sakura! Not that tightly!"

"Sorry. I tend to squeeze things when I get frustrated."

"Squeezing is fine, but adding chakra to it is a definite no-no! You don't want to break it! Didn't I tell you-"

"Yes, I know, it's your only one."

"Good! Just so that we're on the same page! Now please just point it up a little bit more."

"Like that?"

"Yes, exactly. Now scoot up."

"Like that?"

"Yes. No! Move down again..."

"Like that?"

"No. Actually, move up again."

"Kakashi, you're really starting to get on my-"

"Geez, Sakura! Didn't I tell you to not squeeze it that hard! And why are you laughing?"

"Because! All these years that I've known you, you've never raised your voice at me once, but if I just give this thing a little squeeze-"

"Sakura! Will you please not do that!"

"See what I mean?"

"Stop laughing, Sakura! It's not funny! I don't do this sort of thing to your equipment."

"Because you know if you did, I'd punch you straight out of Konoha."

"Yeah, well, just treat my stuff with a little bit more respect, okay?"

"Okay."

"Fine."

"Fine."

"..."

"Oh...You're right. Height does make a difference."

"Told you so."

"Well, you don't have to get all cocky about it!"

"I am NOT cocky! Ah! Stop squeezing it like that for crying out loud!"

"I get frustrated, I squeeze. That's all I'm saying."

"And you've officially relinquished your right to hold it. Give it back."

"No."

"Sakura...it belongs to me. Now give it back."

"No. As long as it's in my hands, I'm in control."

"Sakura, if you don't give it back to me..."

"What? What could you possibly do to me? It's not like we have a whole lot of space in he- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Stopitstopit STOP IT!"

(heavy panting)

"Now are you going to give it back to me or not?"

"Here!" Sakura said, handing Kakashi his binoculars back. "But tickling me was low!"

"Well, if you would've just stopped squeezing my binoculars the way you were-"

"And if you had just stopped annoying me the way you were-"

Kakashi gave Sakura an irritated look from the corner of his eye before bringing his binoculars up and looking for their target.

"Well, do you see him?"

"No...I think we need to switch places."

"Fine."

"..."

"What are you doing?"

"Switching places."

"Well, do you have to do that?"

"Do what? I'm just trying to squeeze past you!"

"Yes, but you're- Nothing. Never mind."

"What? What am I doing?!" Sakura laughed, making a big show of pressing her derriere against his happy place.

"Well, now you're just doing it on purpose."

"What makes you think I wasn't doing it on purpose before?"

"..."

"..."

"We're in the middle of a mission, Sakura."

"A mission where NOTHING IS HAPPENING! C'mon, Kakashi..."

"Stop doing that, Sakura..."

"I know you want to..."

"You're going to get us in trouble."

"I know you want to because I can feel it..."

"Stop. It. Sakura."

"Make me."

"..."

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Stopitstopit STOP IT!"

5 Minutes Later...

"The leaves are in the way."

"Kakashi...you're just not angling it right."

"There's nothing wrong with my angle, Sakura. I'm telling you - the leaves are in the way!"

"Well, just give it to me then!"

"..."

"Oh my..."

"What? What's wrong?"

"Well, it's just that, it's-"

To be continued...