Konoha Legal

A/N: Heres the chapter promised on time!

FULL Summary: Naruto is the Konoha District Attorney responsible for prosecuting Itachi. Unwittingly, he is thrown into the middle of a dangerous conspiracy, where blackmail and deceit become the rule of the day. Can he even trust Sasuke, his long lost best friend that he was just recently reunited with? SasuNaruSasu AU

Rating: Relatively harmless now, M for later chapters...

Disclaimer: Naruto and Sasuke would do stuff to each other that cause even the most matured adults to giggle if they belonged to me. Clearly they don't

…Sasuke was really eager to meet them, huh?

Pointing to the logo, Kiba commented to Naruto: “Looks like we have a visitor”

Naruto took one look and rushed off into the building.

Looking around for any sign of his best friend, Naruto quickly scanned the foyer before spotting a familiar black haired individual with pale skinned sitting, back facing him in one of the waiting rooms.

Quickening his steps, Naruto brisk walked across the many cubicles and pushed opened the door.

“Sasu…” The words died in his mouth as he realized he got the wrong Uchiha. Uchiha Itachi swiveled around to face him across the room.

“My, my. You do seem to be eager to find my little brother… Naruto-kun” Uchiha Itachi mused arrogantly, sitting cross legged, with a deeply amused expression on his face.

Inhaling then exhaling deeply, Naruto quickly closed the door behind him.

“Mr. Uchiha. What can me or my office do for you?”

“Oh, I just want to make sure…” Itachi swept to his feet and covered the entire length of the waiting room with two steps.

“…that my favorite demon fox…” Itachi’s mouth drew close to Naruto’s ear.

“…is fine…” Naruto shuddered involuntarily at both Itachi’s tone and the demon fox reference.

“What do you want, Itachi?” Naruto, trying his best to glare at Itachi the way only Uchihas seem to be able to do, the slight tremor in his hand and voice giving him away.

“Naruto…” Itachi’s position with his mouth right next to Naruto’s ear remained fixed.

“Think of how…scandalous… it would be if our favorite District Attorney turned out to be a murderer” Itachi covered the small distance between Naruto’s ear and his mouth and ran his tongue across his earlobe.

“We wouldn’t want that… would we?” Itachi finally released Naruto’s earlobe.

Naruto, red faced from a combination of anger and embarrassment, took two steps back and tried to take a third only to be met by a closed door.

“Itachi. What. Do. You. Want.”

With that, Itachi gave a signal to someone outside the waiting room, and instantly, the Akatsuki ten began filing into the room and started taking up seats across from Naruto.

Naruto, shaking with rage at the advances of the older Uchiha, but intimidated none the less, tried to hide his apprehension and anxiety.

Pein, the leader of the defense team was first to break the silence.

“As you already know, my client, Uchiha Itachi is charged with a crime that you are prosecuting”

Naruto held up his hand.

“Hold on, I want somebody else in the room if we are negotiating anything…”

Kisame laughed manically, causing the hairs behind Naruto’s neck to stick up.

“I think it would be in your best interest to hear what we have to say alone. And I wouldn’t call these negotiations, I would call these…”

Naruto made a motion to stop Kisame.

“… our little private joking session…”

Naruto raised his eyebrows and looked angry at being interrupted by Kisame yet again.

“…my little demon fox, Kyuubi”

With that statement, the rage in Naruto’s face turned into fear, and the hand that was held up felt limply to his side. Thank god the room was sound proof, as they were attracting quite the attention outside.

“What do you want” Naruto forced himself to repeat.

“Offer us a good deal. Or word gets out you aren’t the pretty angel everyone seems to believe” Deidara spoke for the first time.

Naruto tried to harden his face, attempting to inject some anger into his voice, only to fail miserably.

“I…I… can report you to the bar. You’ll all be disbarred!”Naruto paused, directing his gaze at what used to be his brother figure. “You… I cannot believe you are doing this. Wait… wait… till I tell the judges…”

“Naruto, Naruto. We were only joking!” Tobi burst out playfully.

“Why would we try to blackmail you? Us Akatsuki are well known to be jokers… We would never…” With that, Tobi pulled out a bound file and tossed it like a Frisbee at Naruto. “…Never…. Ever… try to expose those dirty little secrets… Those dirty dirty nasty secrets…”

Naruto took one peek into the file and closed it. His worse nightmares have come true.

Tobi, satisfied that the file got the desired response, continued: “If these were to somehow… lets see… get published all over Konoha Times… It would be terrible for you wouldn’t it?”

Smirking, Tobi walked across the room to Naruto and tapped his hand on the file.

“But of course. Us Akatsuki will never ever do that. If these were to get sent out say… because you refused to offer our client a deal, and I mean a good, good deal… We would have nothing to do with it. It would be…”

Reaching out to swipe his hand over Naruto’s scarred right cheek, Tobi slowly traced the three small whiskered cheeks. “…Unethical…”

“Wonder why no one has ever asked about these scars before… Wouldn’t they all like to know… Naruto-kun?”

Walking back to his seat, Tobi continued: “But let us just imagine a…. hypothetical situation where these documents… accidently… got out. Imagine the consequences! But then again, how would these documents get out?”

Suddenly, Pein stood up and motioned for the Akatsuki ten to do the same. “Our business here is done. Naruto, you know how to find us. And I want to hear only good news from you. Let’s go”

And with that, the ten lawyers plus Itachi strode arrogantly out of the room.

Watching their backs with a pained expression, Naruto slumped into his chair.

Kiba, watching the whole scene outside with a curious expression, quietly walked into the room.

“What was that all about?” Kiba asked softly.

Naruto looked up, and attempted to put on his best fake grin. “Oh nothing… nothing…. Akatsuki here trying to make a deal with us” Naruto replied half truthfully.

“That’s great! That means we have leverage against them!” Kiba spouted out enthusiastically.

“Hn…”

“That’s my line, dobe” Naruto looked up and was greeted by the stoic face of Uchiha Sasuke walking into the room.

“Sasuke!”

“Can we speak somewhere private?” Sasuke continued.

“Uh…. Sure Sasuke… lets go to my office”

Kiba leaned in to whisper into Naruto’s ear: “Do you want me to be present?”

Naruto took one look at Sasuke’s face and said: “I’ll take this alone” With that, Naruto stood up and walked to Sasuke, held his hand, and pulled him to his office.

Kiba was quietly satisfied at the constipated expression on Sasuke’s face while he was pulled into Naruto’s office. However, his satisfaction turned into a scowl as Naruto pulled the blinds, effectively blocking Kiba’s view.

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Hides beneath table to dodge the missiles being thrown.

Sorry for delaying the meeting between Sasuke and Naruto! Its next chapter, I promise!

Next chapter to be posted tomorrow!