Imitating Myself

By: Late-Sleeper

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I don’t own a thing…or else Naruto would be rated NC-17

Chapter 3: Remembering

Sasuke checked his watch for the fourth time since
he had gotten
to their meeting place. He mentally cursed the blond for being late. He was
beginning to wonder if this was worth all the hassle of canceling his meetings
with higher authorities, getting a style='color:black'>fake ID with the name of Shino Aburame, getting style='color:red'>a new wardrobe…really he was
beginning to regret ever thinking…

“Hi. Sorry I’m late…my boss was being a bitch.”
Naruto leaned down to thestyle='color:black'> sitting raven and smiled.

‘Yeah he’s worth every trouble.’ Sasuke
seductively smiled at the blond as he gestured
to him to sit down. The blond pulled the chair
and sat down. Naruto was quite uncomfortable with sitting in a tacky restaurant
in a rundown ally with him wearing a suit and holding a brief case. He thought
he looked like
an old man looking for cheap fun with a male whore. He glanced at Sasuke for
that…yeah he really does look like it.

Sasuke felt his companion’sstyle='color:black'> awkwardness and decided to soothe it by asking what he style='color:red'>wanted to order. The blond
snapped out of his stupor and looked at the shabby looking menu and style='color:red'>ordered a burger, fries and
juice for himself while the raven ordered a hotdog and cola. Thestyle='color:red'> waitress wrote style='color:red'>down their request and
sauntered back to the counter.

Naruto was busy watching the woman’s ass as she
went to the counter for their orders when Sasuke suddenly snapped him from his
spiritual fantasies of the woman’s butt. “So what’s the story?”

“Excuse me?”

“Dobe.” Naruto was shocked. He can’t believe that
this guy called him a dobe when they just met yesterday. Well he did call him style='color:red'>a moron on their first
meeting…but that’s not the point!

It’s just that, it really reminded him of
something…someone.

“Teme.”

Yeah…really reminded him of something.

Sasuke smiled at the fuming blond whostyle='color:red'> was trying to contain
himself from jumping Sasuke, which by the way the raven head wouldn’t mind. “I
asked you while you were drooling at her ass, what’s the story behind this…umm
impersonation.” Sasuke smirked at the blush coloring the dobe’s cheeks.

“Well…to get back at a girl who style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>dumpedstyle='color:black'> me.” Naruto who was looking everywhere, except for Sasuke,
answered through his teeth. He couldn’t tell the cocky guy that it was a prank
due to rejection. Nah uh. He might think he was pathetic or something.

“Why? Did you cheat on her with another
girl?”

“No the other way around.”

“Uh? She cheated on you with another girl?”
Sasuke smirked at the sudden twinkle instyle='color:black'> Naruto’s eyes.

“No, but that would be hot.” Naruto imagined
Sakura in a girl on girl action with Ino which made
him somewhat excited. Boys will be boys.

“Actually she likes someone…more specifically, she
likes class=SpellE>Uchiha Sasuke.”

“The one I’m impersonating?”

“Yeah.”

“I don’t get it if she likes him, how could I…”

“She hasn’tstyle='color:black'> met him…again. We were classmate in elementary that is
until the teme movedstyle='color:black'>. We haven’t seen him for ages. No contacts, no pictures,
not even on TV or newspaper. I’ve heard that he was a big shot now in
business…so Sakura kinda made up her mind that he’s the one.”

“Oh.”

Sasuke thought for a moment and wondered who is this
‘Sakura’ Naruto
is talking about. Really, there werestyle='color:black'> so many fangirls he encountered
in elementary that he couldn’t really remember them…actually he couldn’t
remember most of his classmates…okay anystyle='color:black'> of his classmates except Naruto, of course. Who the hell
could remember their elementary classmate’s faces, it was like thirteen years
or so…everybody could have change their appearance one way or another. Hell, he
didn’t even recognize Naruto at first.

The dobe hadstyle='color:black'> grown so much, matured so much in such a very sexy way.
Toned in every aspect of his body but still retaining that effeminate allure in
him. His blue eyes seem to be brighter than he remembered in elementary. Yeah
no longer a child. Couldstyle='color:black'> be manhandled in every possible way without being
condemned of statutory rape. Sweet!

“So what do you think this Sasuke look like now?”

“Hmm…it’s been such a long time. Maybe he changed
that stupid hair style of his. That chicken butt hair…” Naruto pondered a bit
and stared at Sasuke for a few seconds. “…like yours. What the hell! style='color:red'>Do all bastards have this plan to have their hair look like a
chicken butt?!”

“…”

“Sheesh! Just as they say, style='color:red'>birds of same feather flock togetherstyle='color:black'>. Chicken. Bok bok bok bookkk.”

The blond danced on his seat like a chicken
taunting the stoic Uchiha only to be glared at, style='color:red'>and laughed at by the people
around them.

“Realstyle='color:black'> mature dobe. So what else?”

“Che! You know you do
have the same personality.”

Sasuke could only sweat drop at that comment.
Really, Naruto was such an idiot…he was the one pointing the obvious
similarities but still he’s the one blinded by the reality. It style='color:red'>seemed like Naruto style='color:red'>had reach a style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>new level of stupidity. Really, itstyle='color:red'> brought tears to class=SpellE>Sasuke’s eyes.

“Well the teme might
have gotten
fatter, because men do gain weight when they reach twenty one…like those of
females when they reach eighteen. Growth stops, fat accumulates.”

Wow. That was informative, Sasuke never knew
Naruto was that knowledgeable.

“That’s according to Seventeen magazine.”

Err…I take that back.

“Since he has nerdy, getting all high grades he
must have a large rimmed glasses by now and receding hairline, due to stress of
course. Since he doesn’t like people much I bet he doesn’t even know how to
dress to please…or he could be covered with bruises and broken bones since he
do pisses many people off.”

Sasuke sighed at that. What the hell style='color:red'>was Naruto thinking?!

RULER RULER
RULER is me

After the duo finished their meal style='color:red'>they decided to walk to a
nearby park to talk more about their business at hand. “So what’s this Sasuke
like in elementary?”

Naruto glanced at his companion and gave a
confused looked earning him an annoyed stare. “You do realize that I need to
act like him, so I really need to know what he was like.”

“Well, just as I said he was an ass. A dickhead. A
scumbag.”

Sasuke stopped on his track and snorted. “Well
that was really informative dobe. What did he do to you to hate him so much?”
Naruto also stopped with his walk and look at a distant horizon thinking.
“Well, he used to call me names like…”

“Dobe.”

“Yeah! Like Dobe. Wait you’re like him Teme!”
Naruto pointed an accusing finger at the raven head man while the other smirked
at his funny antics. “What else?”

“Huh? Oh, yeah. He would often beat me up with his
always perfect score. Nerdy! Girls always swoonedstyle='color:black'> over him because of that but he never style='color:red'>glanced at them. He style='color:red'>was such a prick to them. He
never said a word
except when he was arguing with me” Naruto chuckled a bit with that memory lane breaking
his contemplative look as he was recalling his past. He was so busy trekking
down memory lane that he hadn’t even felt the raven’s approach until the said
man touched his cheeks with his both hands to face him.

“Shino-san…” Naruto fidgeted a bit at the man’s
intense stare.

“Call me Sasuke. If I’m going to impersonate him,
you should call me Sasuke for now on.”

Naruto absentmindedly nodded as he kept staring at
Shino a.k.a. Sasuke.

“Call my name.”

“Sasuke.”

~:Tsuzuku:~

style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Late_Sleeper:
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