Do's and Don'ts

A/N: Once again a big thank you to all those that rated and reviewed :D



Kyra: I can promise you Naruto and Sakura won't always be together. But that's all I'll be saying xD I'm glad I've decided which person I'm writing in- it makes writing one hell of alot easier :D Thank you for you kind words!



msuzumaki: Wellll, Sasuke might not know her anymore to beable to call her a prostitute but from past experience maybe he does xD I'll let you be the judge of that!



hieisdragoness18: Indeed something weird is going on! Let's hope Sasuke can seduce...er..save his friend xD



Warnings: Mild Yaoiness in this one, swearing and a little Sakura bashing.





On with the story!

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Chapter 3- Don’t insult the Hokage’s fiancé



The moment her chakra and footsteps had disappeared Naruto walked up to the closet and swiftly opened the door. He backed away a little, clearly afraid of what Sasuke would do to him after all he had been shut in a closet and made to witness him and his fiancé, a fiancé Sauke had no idea about . Sasuke merely stepped out the closet and made his way to sit on the bed, no other emotion on his face than the cool indifference he usually wore.



“S..S…Sauske…I’m sorry you had to find out that way, I would have told you last night but…I was just so happy to have you back, I just forgot….But now you know…And at least Sakura won’t bother you anymore…Your happy for me right?…I’m sorry….” The words came tumbling out of Naruto’s mouth so fast Sasuke barely heard them.



Your happy for me right? Yes, yes is what he wanted to say. To feel. But Sasuke felt anything but happiness. A swirl of emotions whirled around in him, his stomach twisted and his heart beat rapidly. What was wrong with him? Was he jealous of the pink haired woman? No, not jealous, concerned for a friend that was all. Naruto had chased him and tried to save him- not that he needed saving.



It was time to return the favour. He couldn’t let him marry her. It wasn’t right. She wasn’t right.

Sakura won’t bother you anymore.

Sasuke sighed, and internally groaned at revealing even the hint of emotion. To think only an hour ago he’d been asleep in this very bed with Naruto besides him. Why did that make him feel so very calm, sleeping with Naruto wasn’t right was it? Plus he had Sakura…that vicious bitch Sakura…



“Sakura will always bother me.” An icy voice declared. His voice? Why had had said that? Nobody effected a Uchiha- especially not ditzy, stalker ninjas.

“No she won’t, she loves me.” Naruto interjected, missing the point. Sasuke wasn’t blind it was so obvious she wanted him now, why she wanted him was what bothered Sasuke. Although he wasn’t arrogant enough to believe she’d want him anymore- which was a relief in it’s self.



“I know that dobe. I mean she’s annoying so will always bother me.” Sasuke corrected him.

“Sakura’s not annoying.” Naruto declared, “You guys are friends remember.” His voice almost sounded pleading, like he wanted him to like her. Well you can’t have everything in life and Sasuke was fairly certain he’d never be ‘friends’ with Sakura- not the way Naruto wanted anyway.



“We were never friends and honestly Naruto I can’t believe you picked such a self involved bitch to be your wife. She’s probably slept with every man in Konoha. I bet she only wants you now because your Hokage, she always did crave powerful…” Sasuke didn’t get to finish his sentence as a very angry-looking Naruto leapt onto of him, forced him down onto the bed and wrapped a hand around Sasuke’s exposed throat. The fact that Sasuke had missed the movement worried him. Although he was significantly more worried by the red gleam in Naruto’s normally ocean blue eyes and the elongated canines.



He gathered he’d struck a nerve.



“Don’t talk about Sakura like that. How can you say that! She’s a medi-nin now. She saves people’s lives day in, day out. She spreads joy, happiness and love. What do you do Uchiha!? You’re a traitor, who trusts you except me? In the village’s eyes you’re even more of a monster than me! Your life’s been about death, misery and revenge. How dare you judge Sakura-chan, you don’t even deserve to breathe the same air as her! If you ever talk about her like that again I’ll kill you Sasuke Uchiha!” Naruto finished his shouting, still shaking with rage, eyes still an eerie red.



For once in his life Sasuke Uchiha didn’t know what to say. So the village thought he was a monster? He couldn’t really argue with that- he’d spent several years with the snake bastard- sometimes he thought of himself as a monster too.

A life full of death, misery and revenge. That was true. Painfully true. But he’d come home. He’d come home for Naruto. Was that really the dobe’s opinion of him? No. No, because in that whole lecture he’d said he trusted Sasuke. So what if Naruto wanted to marry Sakura? He’d stand by his friend, just so he could stay by Naruto.



Of course he was still going to annoy the dobe a little further.



“Hn. Whatever.” Sasuke refused to acknowledge the grip tightening around his neck “I can say what I like about her after her obsessive fangirling for all those years I have a right to find her annoying.”

Naruto growled at Sasuke and the indentations in his cheek’s grew darker. Sasuke decided that he valued his life too much to go much further with the teasing.

“Hn, dobe. If you want to marry her-” He lowered his voice slightly “-and make the biggest mistake of your life-” Another glare from blood red eyes “-that’s up to you. I’ll, you know, stand by you.”

Naruto squeezed his eyes shut and took several deep breaths. When his eyes opened again it was to greet Sasuke with a familiar blue. Apparently something Sasuke had said had calmed the idiot down. He smiled down as Sasuke and removed the hand that had been attempting to choke him and placed it on Sasuke‘s chest. Sasuke fought the urge to rub the sore flesh on his neck- he wasn’t going to show the dobe he’d injured him in anyway.



Suddenly the unconventional position they were in struck Sasuke as he felt the tanned hands of Naruto warming his pale skin. The fact he only had a thin piece of material covering his manhood from Naruto had him fighting down a blush. That combined with the gentle way Naruto was looking at him warmed his heart. This warmth spread from his heart and swirled around me body until it reached…oh no…This is not a good time to become aroused Sauske! Sasuke began to think of the most unattractive things he could. Orochimaru and Kabuto, Orochimaru and Kabuto he began to chant in his head.



He couldn’t help but wonder why he’d become aroused in the first place. Because you’ve got a gorgeous half naked shinobi on you idiot the horny part of Sasuke’s brain screamed.

Naruto grinned down at him, blue eyes sparkling.

“Apology excepted.” He said brightly.



“I didn’t say sorry. Get off of me dobe.”



“Oh yeah, sorry.” He blushed as he slowly slid off Sasuke’s body, his smooth hands gently caressing his chest as he went- did he mean to brush against him like that? The way his hands moved sent shivers down his spine, and Sasuke found himself suppressing a groan.



Once Naruto was off the bed Sasuke sat up to look at his friend who was currently rifling through his previous hideout for some clothes. He picked out rather plain black trousers and a white t-shirt before grabbing his underwear and a towel.



“I’m going to have a shower and then I’ve got to go. I’ve got a meeting with the council.” He stared pointedly at Sasuke before turning and leaving to go to the bathroom.



So that was it then. It was finally time for judgement- at least Naruto had a influence in what his punishment should be so he probably wouldn’t be killed. The shower turned on as his thoughts circled around possible reprimand from the council. He knew that whatever influence Naruto had he couldn’t save him from at least some form of punishment. Like Naruto had pointed out he was a traitor and the village was angry. They wanted his head and the council would be only too happy to offer it up to them.



Life imprisonment? Chakra suppression? Execution? All seemed possible. Would he even get to see Naruto again after today? That aching in his chest was back again- was he ill? That’d be typical, the great Uchiha brought down by a mere cold. Sasuke’s thoughts continued in this way until Naruto re-entered the room, hair still damp from his shower, droplets running down his tanned face. Sasuke couldn’t help thinking he looked delicious. And that thought confused him.



Naruto grinned at him as he donned his white Hokage cloak and picked up his hat.

“If you want you can go grab some of your stuff from the Uchiha mansion-” He glanced towards Sasuke’s abandoned clothes “-Although I wouldn’t go in those clothes, firstly you’d stand out and it probably wouldn’t go down well with the villagers you wandering round in the Snake’s uniform.”



He walked back over to the closet and rooted around some more before pulling out some clothing then headed towards the bedroom door.

“Your welcome to use the shower Uchiha and here-” Naruto threw the bundle of clothing at Sasuke before turning to leave the room. Sasuke stared down at the clothes in outrage. Bright orange burnt into his brain as he processed what Naruto had given him. ORANGE?! An orange and black jumpsuit that seemed oddly familiar. Naruto was making him wear that in public?! He couldn’t be seen in this! The villagers may hate him but he didn’t want to blind them!



Sasuke lost all remnants of Uchiha pride as he screamed.

“DOBE!!”



Sasuke swore he heard a quiet chuckle before the door clicked shut.



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How’s that?

Any silly mistakes?



I had to put Sasuke in Naruto’s clothes, simply because I’ve read so man fic’s about Naruto wearing clothes with the Uchiha fan on them. I thought he deserved a chance to get Sasuke in some of his gear xD