The Only Exception

Characters are portrayed as over the age of 18
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto (C) Masashi Kishimoto, or any other brand names that appear.
FAC ships (Fast Attack Craft): small fast ship’s used for offensive attacks. Equipped with surface-to-surface missiles and/or torpedoes.
TOA: Time of Arrival

CHAPTER THREE: Shooter on Third


Kyuubi felt like shit. No, that was an understatement. He felt like someone took a sledge hammer and slammed it into his head. Slowly he opened his eyes to the retina burning beams of sunlight filtering through the window. Squinting and letting out a loud groan, Kyuubi stretched his body out as much as he could. Feeling something soft at his feet he reluctantly sat up in his bed. There lying at the end of the feet was a shirtless Kiba curled up in a ball looking more like a dog than ever before. Letting out a snicker, Kyuubi poked at the man with his bare feet. Kiba let out a low growl as he swatted aimlessly at the prodding object. Finding his friend in such a vulnerable state had Kyuubi plotting against the poor mutt. Walking slowly towards the closet, Kyuubi extracted his paintball gun and connected the CO2 tank then loaded the feeder. Aiming the gun at the jean covered ass, Kyuubi double tapped the trigger.

“FUUUUCK! What the hell! Ugh my fucking ass!” Outside deer scattered from the yard as Kiba’s yells and curses sprouted from his lips. Kyuubi simple laughed himself to tears as the brown haired man grabbed at his rear end.

“Boss or not I’m kicking your fucking ass Kyuubi! What the hell was that for anywase you fucking dick?”

“What do mean “what was that for?” you fucking came in and passed out at my feet last night Fido. I didn’t know you were such an obedient pup.”

“Fuck you Red. The last thing I even remember about last night was Naruto Superman punching that little shit Neji.”

“Ah, yes Neji. We’re going to have to handle him here soon. He’s become an unwanted nuisance.”

“Yeah yeah but enough talk of work. My head hurts and I want a shower. You better have some clothes for me too you jackass. Ruining my good jeans.”

Kiba made his way down the hall to the bathroom. His bladder was ready to exploded now that he was up and moving. In his hung over state he didn’t bother checking to see if anyone was already inside. As opened the door he was met with a vision he would never forget. There his boss was in all his naked glory fucking his best friend’s mouth ruthlessly in the shower. Said best friend was pumping his own engorged cock in time with the bob of his head. With wide eyes and mouth agape, Kiba walked backward and out the door before closing it. Staring at the door the full force of what he just saw hit him completely. Kiba made a sprint for Kyuubi’s room busting through the door.

“Holy fucking shit Kyu! My retinas burn! They BURN, I TELL YOU THEY BURN!!!”

“What the hell are you shouting about now you moron? You know you’re not the only one with a fucking hangover.”

“I’m yelling about walking in on my best friend, Your cousin, going down on our boss like his dick was a fucking ramen noodle.”

“One: I don’t wanna hear about my cousin giving anyone head. Two: How big was the bastard?” Kyuubi waggled his eye brows suggestively.

“You’re a fruit, buu-ut let’s just say 8 is greater than 6.”

“Damn, Kit’s ass is gonna be sore.”

“So is his throat.” Kiba absent-mindedly rub at his own throat.

“Want to get some food?”

“Yeah.”

The two made their way down stairs as muffled moans escaped the bathroom door.

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After Sasuke and Naruto’s hour of sucking each other off, they finally exited the now cold shower and made their way to Naruto’s room. Sasuke was forced to wear a pair of Naruto’s jeans as his own slacks had a nice big stain on them from the night before. As he pulled the denim up his long legs Naruto wrapped his arms around his waist and nuzzled his neck.

“That’s some work of art on your back S’uke. What’s the Latin mean?”

A snake wrapped around a K-BAR that pierced a skull was placed center on his back. ‘De Oppresso Liber’ emerged from the flames that rose over his shoulders, and written in Old English text.

“It means ‘To Liberate the Oppressed’. I had it done when I was in the Philippines.”

“Nice. So what do you say to some breakfast? I’m pretty sure I could eat a horse right about now.”

“I think someone’s ahead of us already. I think I smell eggs.”

“Mmm I smell it too, but that means Kyu’s up too. I wonder if Kiba has already spread the word.”

As both men made their way into the kitchen loud conversation could clearly be heard. Kiba was waving his arms around the air as he told Kyuubi about his new work out plan. The red haired man looked bored as he stuffed his mouth with eggs and toast. Looking out his peripheral vision he noticed Sasuke nibbling on Naruto’s ear while they served themselves food.

“Hey! No hanky panky in the kitchen. I don’t want to taste cum on all my food.”

“Fuck you asshole! I didn’t say shit to you when you had Shikamaru spread out on the table or when you had Tamari on the counter top or when you...”

“I get it you little shit. Now get in here so we can talk business.”

“Don’t you think it’s a little early for business Kyu?” drawled Sasuke as he took a bite into his eggs.

“Let me guess you’re not a morning person Sasuke?”

“Hn.”

“Well whatever. I don’t honestly care. I want to know both of your ideas on handling Neji. Hyuga Enterprise is a major contributor to our business, but Neji being a non-key role player, I think we should simply make him disappear. He’s been causing more than just personal problems but also financial issues among our joint interests.”

“I can understand your point Kyuubi, but if we make him disappear then we may face consequences with Hiashi. I think we should get him to move from the area forcibly, and lay low. I know for a fact that he has industrial interests of his own in Suna. If you and I ‘persuade’ him enough then it would be easy to get him to leave.”

“Yes, but how would Hinata take it?”

“Leave that to me.” Piped in Naruto.

“As much as I want to trust you in that area Naruto I am worried that her old infatuation with you might compromise the situation.”

“That can also be used to my advantage Kyu. I know how to handle her. As tough as she might seem now in front of people she still is the same timid girl I knew back in Uni.”

“If you’re sure you can handle that aspect Naruto then I will leave it to you.”

“As for the Neji aspect, Kyuubi, me and you will have to approach this situation with full force. He is not a person to be underestimated. Neji can be as ferocious as a lion while he is fighting for something he wants.”
Naruto growled at the statement. Not liking the fact that his new interest knew so much about the elder Hyuga.

“Understood. The hard part will be convincing him of your total lack of interest in him though. You do have no interest in him don’t you Uchiha?” an intense glare appeared on Kyuubi’s face as he looked Sasuke in the eyes.

“No, that man has not created a spark of interest from me since high school.”

“Good.” Both Kyuubi and Naruto answered at the same time.

Sasuke simply grinned as he turned his head into Naruto’s neck. In a low sensuous growl:

“You know Naruto, your possessive side makes me want to suck that fat cock of yours dry again, but this time I think I’ll drop my own load in your ass before I scoop it out and shove it in your cum loving mouth.

Shivers raked through Naruto’s body as he listened to Sasuke’s dirty talk. His cock had started to swell and pulse. Kiba and Kyuubi just stared slack jawed; apparently hearing every word that had been “whispered” into his ear. A bright red hue ran down his cheeks to his neck. Shoving the grinning raven away from him Naruto began shoveling food in his mouth.

“So… when do you want to execute this plan Sasuke?” Kyuubi said after shifting in his chair and adverting his gave to his coffee.

“Well begin on Tuesday. It will give us time to go over specifics and make certain arrangements. Monday we are to meet with Guy and review his intel on the Chinese patrol ships. His findings are going to be the decisive factor for the future ports we use.”

“That’s right. Kakashi is overseeing that project is he not?”

“Yes, and I need to know if we’re going to have to activate our FAC ships in that region.”

The “shop talk” between Sasuke and Kyuubi continued as the four finished their meals. After the dishes were cleaned and put away, Sasuke and Naruto retreated back to the bedroom.

“What are plans for the rest of the day Sasuke?” Naruto flopped down on the bed and began stroking his happy trail in slow strokes. Sasuke had his eyes glued to the man’s abdomen. Licking his lips and raising his eyes to amused blue he spoke in a husked voice.

“As much as I want to stay here and ravish your body I’m afraid I do have some work to attend to.”

“Mmm, no bueno. I do suppose I should spend some time with my mother though.”

“How about we have dinner on Monday? After I meet with Guy I’ll need to also meet with your father, but I’ll be free after then.”

“That sounds good. We’ll also be able to go over what is needed on my end for Neji’s ‘departure’ also.”
Sasuke bent over Naruto’s body and placed a chaste kiss on the blonde’s lips.

“I’ll see you Monday then dobe.”

“Yeah now get out of here before I decide you can’t leave, and tie you to my bed.”
Sasuke simply smirked and made his way out of the cabin.

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Sasuke had been staring at his computer screen for last 4 hours. The ashtray was beginning to overflow. The chain smoking brought on by mental and sexual frustrations as his mind kept bouncing from the excel spread sheets in front of him and his memories of Naruto swallowing his cock. Those blue eyes blazing into his own. Sasuke stood from his chair and stretched his stiff body. Deciding that maybe some fresh air would do him good, he grabbed his jacket and keys and headed out the door.

The freshly fallen snow gathered around the ends of Sasuke’s jeans as he walked on the supposed sidewalk. Neon lights illuminated his path in the hopes of luring him into one of the many establishments. Lost in thought, he hadn’t noticed that he had entered the slums of down town Konoha. He had not entered this part of town since he was a teen looking for a good fight or to score a cheap sack. Just as he was about to turn around a black SUV came to a screeching halt beside him. Natural instinct took a hold of him as he drew his 9MM Berretta and took cover behind a pickup truck.

Bullets paraded around his location as the gunman opened fire. The bullets pierced through the metal like a knife to cheese as he crouched behind the front tire and engine block. The truck began to move forward and the gunshots ceased. Sasuke stood from his cover and opened fire on the vehicle. His aim impeccable as the driver’s brain matter and blood coated the windshield; the vehicle swerved and plowed into an oncoming car. The passenger doors opened and two men stumbled out. Sasuke, quick to the draw, planted two bullets in each man’s chest. Quick stepping his way forwards, he opened the front passenger door. Then man before him was sucking in air through gritted bloody teeth as his hands held tight to the barrel of his AK-47 that had pierced his gut. Sasuke sneered and grabbed the man’s chin turning his head.

“Who the fuck are you, and who the fuck sent you?” The growl was eminent in his voice.

“I-I’m just an errand boy. That’s all, I swear man.”

“Who sent you?”

“H-h-Hyuga.”

Sasuke felt his eyes widen in surprise. He knew Neji was unstable but this was pure insanity. Why would he send his men to take him out? Why would he even try to fuck up relations between his family and the Namikaze’s? Hell why would he fuck up relations with the Uchiha’s? Looking at the man’s wound he knew he only had a few moments until the man bled out.

“Do you know why?”

“N-n-n-no. I’m just an errand boy I t-told you. Argh! Shit, I’m gonna die ain’t I? I dun wanna die. Please, God, don’t let me die!” the man’s eyes began to glaze over as his hysteric cries filled Sasuke’s ears.

“Momma! Momma, please I want my momma.” It would never fail to clench something deep within him when people cried out in their last moments of life. He had seen the strongest willed of persons crack as they took their last breaths. This man was no different. The pleas became soft whimpers and finally the man stopped all together as his body went slack and blood drooled out of his mouth. Sasuke closed the man’s eyelids and stepped away from the vehicle. Placing his pistol away, he withdrew his phone and dialed.

“Hello Mr. Uchiha. What can I do for you?” answered the operator’s voice.

“There’s been an incident. I need a clean-up crew down at the corner of Sumter Ave and Sarutobi Dr.”

“Do you need medical?”

“No, but get them down here fast. I don’t want Danzo’s men to get here before you do.”

“Understood Mr. Uchiha. Estimated TOA 10 minutes.”

Sasuke hung up, and quickly dialed another number.

“Kakashi, I need you to pick me up at Sumter Ave and Sarutobi Dr.”

“What’s happened Sasuke? I just got a message saying the clean-up crew has been activated.”

“Got shot at; shot back. Get down here now!” Sasuke was losing his cool as the events began to catch up with him.

“I’ll be there in 5 minutes.”

Sasuke grabbed a cigarette out of his pack and lit up. Running a hand through his hair as he exhaled smoke his mind ran through all the possible locations of where Neji could be.

‘The mansion? No, Hiashi is most likely furious with him. Work? No, all communication devices are digitally tapped by our hackers. Could he be at Desert Skies? No one would bother him there plus it gives him a cover story.’

As Sasuke came to a conclusion Kakashi’s Mercedes pulled up beside him. He swiftly got inside and addresses Kakashi.

“Last night at Naruto’s party Neji caused a scene. Got his ass handed to him and threats from both Naruto and I. It seems it upset him more than I anticipated. He sent his cronies out after me, and as you can see it didn’t end well.”

“It seems the young Hyuga has finally gone off his rocker. Do you know his where abouts?”

“I can’t be sure, but Desert Skies is sounding like the most likely spot for him right now. It would establish an alibi and gives him a place a safe haven. Fortunately for us the owner owes me a favor.”

Kakashi nodded and exited the highway. Passing a few major streets they finally pulled behind the club’s exit. A large bouncer stood at the exit doors as the two approached. Sasuke pressed a $100 bill in the man’s hand as they entered through the back door. They passed through the kitchen area and emerged besides the bar. Sasuke took the lead as he walked to the VIP area. Another bouncer stopped them as they neared the velvet ropes.

“Name?”

“Uchiha.”

“And you old man?”

“Old man?” The scar over Kakashi’s left eye crinkled up as he glared at the muscle bound meat head.

“He is also an Uchiha and if you don’t move this instant I’ll let the “Old Man” lose on you and see what your opinion is of him then.”

The threat played well with the bouncer as his face blanched and he stepped aside. The VIP area was another club in its self. Leather couches and chairs littered the area as men and women in the highest fashion of clothes milled about. Sasuke and Kakashi’s eyes scanned the area in search of their prey. Without warning a red haired man who looked to be of barely legal age approached the two.

“To what do I owe the pleasure of Minato’s finest men gracing my establishment?”

“Sasori I do believe it’s time we settled your debt. Is or was Neji Hyuga here?”

“I see. Yes, he is here, but he is busy with my nephew Gaara at the moment. The two seem to be getting along quite nicely if there intimate gestures have anything to say. They’re in the private room.”

“Gaara’s here you say?” Kakashi’s gaze turned to Sasuke as the two shared a knowing look.

“Yes he is. Deidara tells me Naruto and he have split ways. I thought he was here to try and woe him back but it seems to be otherwise.”

This was not good. With Neji’s actions, Gaara’s presence, and the two ka-noodeling each other there was an apparent plot going on. Kakashi and Sasuke alone would not be enough man power to take retribution if both had their security teams present.

“I see. Sasori I want you to keep an eye on the two. The minute they leave I want you to call me. The two have been interfering in our business and I cannot guarantee Deidara and your protection in the Fire Region if you choose to get in our way also.” Sasori nodded his head in acceptance.

“You helped us escape the Wind Region and offered us sanctuary Sasuke. Our alliance is lies with you and Namikaze’s rule.”

“Very good. I’ll be awaiting your call.”

The men bowed in respect and turned to leave. Kakashi addressed Sasuke on the situation as they pulled onto the road.

“This is not good Sasuke. If those two are working together then we have a much bigger problem on our hands. Naruto didn’t leave Gaara because he was cheating on him; he had known that for a couple of years now. He left because Orochimaru and Gaara have created an alliance power. The two are working on over taking Minato’s territory and your family’s company. Gaara believed if he had Naruto under his control Minato would give into his demands. As it seems now he was trying the same tactic with Neji over you, but deemed it a failure and now wants you executed”

“That means he’s going to try the same with Naruto. Where is he now?”

“Kyuubi and he are at the estate, so they are safe for now. I’ll call Obito and have him head over to keep an eye on things. You call Itachi and get him and Sakura there.” Sasuke wasted no time as he dialed Itachi’s personal cell.

“Sasuke you do know its midnight?”

“Yes I do. I need you and Sakura to pack up some clothes and head to the Namikaze estate. A situation has arisen. You might want to call Kisame and let him know you won’t be in the office tomorrow.”

“Right. We’ll head over immediately.”
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“Ok so correct me if I’m wrong. Gaara, Neji, and Orochimaru are all working together now. Neji placed a hit out on Sasuke. Sasuke killed his men and we have Itachi and Sakura here in the visitor’s quarters.”

Minato was pacing his office as Obito explained the situation at hand. Dark bags hung under dulled cobalt blue eyes. 3 A.M. hadn’t looked good on the mob boss since he was in his 30’s.

“That’s correct. Kakashi and Sasuke should be here soon to give the more accurate details.”

“I want Naruto here when we go over the specifics. He will know the most about Gaara’s recent activities.”

“I’ll go wake him now.”

Obito exited the office and headed for Naruto’s room. He was halfway up to the second floor when the entrance doors opened. Giving them a once over for injuries he noticed Sasuke looked like a wreck. His opened coat revealed his crumpled and dirty dress shirt, and his hair seemed to curl and spike at all the wrong ends. Giving a sigh Obito descended the stairs to the tired men.

“You know the last time I saw you looking this bad Sasuke, you just had you ass handed to you by Itachi.”

“Shut it Obito. The only reason he won was because I was drunk off my ass.”

“So was he. But either way you look like shit. Why don’t you go wake Naruto up and see if he has a clean shirt for you. His room is the 3rd door on the left.”

“Hn. Meet in the office afterwards?”

“Yes, and no molesting each other before. Minato looks like he’s about to pop a blood vessel in his temple.”

The moon light lit Naruto’s bed as Sasuke entered. The blonde was sprawled out with one leg hanging off the bed as soft mumbles escaped his lips. With a smirk placed firmly on his lips, Sasuke lightly ran his hand up the bare tanned chest and neck until it became entangled in soft blonde locks. As his fingers gripped the locks, Naruto let out a groan and fisted Sasuke’s shirt bringing him down to soft wet lips. Sasuke sucked and nipped at the bottom lip as tanned hands found purchase in his own dark hair. When they finally parted Sasuke had repositioned himself between Naruto’s bent knees.

“You always molest people who come to wake you up.”

“Mmm no, just the sexy ones. Why are you here again?” Naruto’s voice was rough as he mumbled sleepily into Sasuke’s neck.

“Hn. Get up we have business downstairs.”

“Gree-at… let me get dressed.”

“Let me borrow a shirt. I seem to have gotten blood and dirt all over this one.”

“What the hell do you mean blood?” Naruto said while pulling a t-shirt over his head.

“I’ll let you know when we get to the office.”

“Why don’t you tell me now so I can go back to bed? I was having a nice dream about ramen and your dick.”

Sasuke raised an eye brow at mixture of the two and grabbed a dark grey button up from the closet. As he unbuttoned his top and slipped it off he noticed Naruto’s gaze drift down his torso and rest where his happy trail ended. With a smirk Sasuke slipped the tight fitting button up on and made his way to the door.

After Naruto’s hazy brain realized he was standing alone he quickly made his way out his room and down the stairs. As he entered his father’s office he automatically noticed the grimace on his father’s face. ‘Great this really is going to be a shitty night.’
“Take a seat Naruto. All right Sasuke explain what happened tonight.” Kyuubi stated as he secured the door.

“I went out for a walk around 9pm. I didn’t notice anyone following me but honestly I wasn’t paying much attention either. I walked until I was down at Sumter Ave and Sarutobi Dr. A black SUV pulled up and the passengers opened fire on me. I took cover behind a pick up then returned fire as they began to drive off. My first shoot took out the driver where he swerved and hit an oncoming car. The rear passengers exited the vehicle where I shot both twice in the chest. When I got to the front passenger door the individual had the barrel of his rifle pierced through his stomach. I questioned him on who sent him and why. The only answer I got before he passed was that Neji sent him. I called up the cleanup crew and Kakashi. Kakashi and I went to Sasori’s club in search of Neji. He informed us that Gaara and Neji were meeting with each other and seemed to be romantically linked. Sasori said he would relay any information he gained to us, and informed me the two left together to Gaara’s hotel room.”

Naruto was the first to speak out.

“If Gaara’s here then that means Orochimaru will be settling in soon. The two have been working on a financial project to buy out major real estate in the ship yards and downtown. I know we own most of the reality in both areas but they will end up causing major problems if they break into the arms market with us. Financially we are up and have orders filled for the next 6 months, but with Orochimaru’s influence in politics we might be dealing with Danzo a lot more.”

“Why do you say that Naruto?” Kakashi asked as he poured the six of them a glass of scotch.

“Look at this way. Orochimaru moves into our neighborhood then goes complaining about disturbances to his own business. With too many complaints Danzo’s boys will start snooping around more. I know we can afford to pay most of them off but there are still ones that follow Danzo blindly into any fire fight.”

“Naruto’s right.” Sasuke sipped leisurely on his drink “Danzo’s boys have already been trying their damndest to hook my men on illegal weapons charges and assault and battery charges every chance they get.”

“Gaara’s company is also looking into buying share’s into Uchiha Inc. Obito, You still have standing control over the company board members correct?”

“Yes and no, it’s divided between Fugaku, Itachi, Sasuke, and me. We make up the majority of share holders but Hiashi and Hinata also share holds in the company. Our problem is going to be if one or both of them decides to
split their shares with Gaara and Orochimaru.”

“This is what we are going to do.” All eyes were on him as Minato’s voiced boomed over them. “Kakashi, Obito I want you to pay a visit to our dear friend Orochimaru. Remind him of the consequences for coming back to my city. Sasuke and Naruto, I want you two to gather all the intelligence you can on Gaara and Neji. I also want a security team with you both anytime you leave the premises. Kyuubi have your team round up as many of the Hyuga’s street teams as you can. We can’t have them scurrying about like cockroaches right now. If they enter anywhere near the docks or downtown buildings have them taken care of.”

Each of the men nodded their heads as their tasks were given out.

“Now everyone get some sleep. Breakfast will be served at 8am.” Naruto and Sasuke stood to exit after Kakashi and Obito before Kyuubi stopped them at the door. “Take a seat boys.”

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other in confusion before taking a seat on the couch beside the office desk.

“Look boys, Kyuubi has informed me of your growing relationship and I want to make one thing clear now. Sasuke you WILL keep my boy safe, and Naruto you WILL not do anything rash. If a situation gets to out of hand I want you both out of there fast. Kyuubi will assist you in protection when he can, but because of the severity of this issue I’m afraid he will be needed on the streets more right now. Do both of you understand?”

Minato’s face held the look of the over protective father he was. His gaze also held the severe consequences to come if either disobeys his word. The two nodded and simultaneously answered “Yes sir.” before being waved out of the office. Kyuubi poured another glass of scotch for Minato and handed it to the tired man.

“Sasuke will take care of him.”

“I know Sasuke will take care of him. I’m more worried about what Naruto will do. He jumps the gun to soon most of the time. I just hope Sasuke can handle him.”

Kyuubi simply snorted and downed the rest of his drink.

‘Good luck Uchiha. You’ll need all of it you can get with the Kit.”