New World

Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto nor do I make any money with this story! Warnings- Slash!! boy/boy lemons in further chapters! Foul language and a lot of spelling mistakes

I'm a bit sad that this story doesn't have more reviews but oh well let's hope that will change soon.

Yeah, yeah i know I made a mistake and wrote cough instead of couch but I'm too fucking tired to give a shit. At least i think it was in this chapter i made the mistake.
And no I am not to lazy to find a fucking beta i actually tried but no one ever even responds to the mother fucking e-mail I send em. Fuckers...XD

Chapter 3

Where had he seen him before? Where… where… '' Aaahhh erosenin! '' he yelled while pointing an accusing finger at him.

'' why you little runt who are you calling a pervert? I was kind enough to pick your sorry ass up from the side of the road and the first thing you do after finally coming to is insult me?!'' Jiraiya yelled and pointed a finger back at Naruto.

And then Naruto remembered that this Jiraiya didn't know him. He had never heard or seen Naruto before.

'' I told you so didn't I?''

''Kyuubi?''

''No I'm the tooth fairy! Idiot!''

'' well excuse me for not knowing! You didn't mention this now did you?''

'' you said it your self that you weren't interested in the changes that happened to me. Now how about you say something he is looking at you weirdly. ''

And Kyuubi was right Jiraiya did look at him like he was some loony. '' oh sorry you just looked like someone I knew.'' Naruto said while smiling sheepishly and scratching the back of his head. Jiraiya seemed to calm down at that.

'' Where am I anyway? '' he asked and looked around in the weird room that had so many weird things in it that he didn't recognize.

'' your in a town called Konoha and right now your in my house. Now eat and then you can answer some questions like who are you and how did you end up where you did?'' Jiraiya said and placed a cup of ramen in front of Naruto.

'' aaah ramen! Thank you! '' Naruto said and started wolfing it down. He hadn't even noticed how hungry he was until now.

Jiraiya watched him eat the ramen and didn't know if he should be amused or disgusted at the sight.

In the mean time Naruto thought about what he should do. He will probably need help in this new world but should he tell this Jiraiya the truth or not? Could he trust him? Would he even believe him if he told the truth?

'' I think you should tell him. By the looks of it this world is very different from ours and we will probably need a guide to survive. ''

'' and why do you care all of a sudden about what I do huh?''

'' I have been stuck here in this cage for fifteen years and now I can finally see, hear, smell, and feel things again. So by helping you I'm helping myself as well.''

'' what do you mean see, hear, smell and feel again? Your still inside me so how can that be?''

'' How many times do I have to explain that when we emerged things changed! I can smell hear and see on my own. And I can physically feel the same thing's that you do. Now that is the main reason for me to be helping you. If you starve I feel it. If you get hurt I feel it.

If you ask me the first thing you should find out about is if they use jutsu in this dimension. ''

Jiraiya watched the blonde carefully while the boy seemed to have an internal discussion with him self about something.

''Okey.'' The boy stated obviously coming to some kind of decision. And then he asked something totally incomprehensible.

'' do you guy's have any Jutsus around here?''

'' Does who have what now?'' that was the weirdest question that anybody had ever asked Jiraya and he had been asked a lot of weird questions.

'' like genjutsu, ninjustu, taijutsu? '' the boy asked again.

'' is that supposed to be some kind of candy? '' he asked again. The names did sound like some kind of fighting stiles but he doubted they were. After all he knew most of the fighting stiles existing because he had been a teacher once upon a time an was even called legendary but he had never heard of any kind of fighting stiles with names like that.

Naruto sweat dropped at Jiraiya's answer. ' is that some kind of candy!!' well that certainly answered his question.' No jutsus huh? Well how am I supposed to explain this now? He's going to think I'm crazy when I try to explain it!'

'' I think he already does.'' Kyuubi snickered.

'' oh shut up you stupid fox!''

'' okey this is going to sound really crazy and impossible. And I don't even know where to start. '' he said and looked up to Jiraiya.

'' how about you start with you name.'' Jiraiya looked genially interested in what the boy was going to tell him now.

'' oh yeah sorry. My name is Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki. '' Naruto said and grinned sheepishly.

'' and now you can begin with your story. The beginning would be a good place to start.'' Jiraiya suggested.

'' well I don't think I can start from the beginning because by the time I will finish with my story I will probably find myself in a room with white cushioned walls. So how about I start with showing you. '' Naruto said and seemed to think about something.

' what should I do? Something simple… YES I know!'

All of a sudden Naruto started grinning and doing some weird hand signs.

' what the heck is he doing now?' was all that Jiraiya could think before there was a puff of smoke.

When the smoke dissolved there stood the sexiest girl he had ever seen NAKED! He could feel the blood run down his nose. And then to Jiraiya's utmost disappointment as fast she had appeared she disappeared to be replaced by the blond boy again.

Jiraiya rubbed his eyes again and again. Was he going crazy? Did he just imagine that? And then the boy in front of him started to snicker. Soon the snickering became full out fits of laughing.

'' Oh My God! You should see your face! I wish I had a camera. That was priceless. '' he said when the laughing finally slowed down.

'' how did you do that? Can you do it again? '' Jiraiya asked with a slight perverted look on his face.

'' I think it's time for me to start with the story of how I got here and no I wont transform again for your research or something like that. Now shut up and listen.''

Naruto gave Jiraiya a short version of how he got here. He left out a lot including the dying part and the part that he was looking for Sasuke.

For that he did tell him that he knew him in this other dimension and that he was looking for someone in this dimension that was as old as he was '15 that is'. He told him about the jutsu that got him here (he left out Kyuubi) and described the better parts of his live but even that only shortly.

Jiraiya listened to this unbelievable story with wonder. How was this even possible, should he believe what this boy was saying? He could tell immediately that Naruto left out a lot but did not blame the boy. He him self wouldn't trust a stranger either no matter what they were in the other dimension.

'' I want you to prove it again and this time with something that doesn't disappear that fast. I'm still trying to figure out if I imagined that girl or not.'' Jiraiya gave him a determined look. '' if you can prove to me that this jutsu thing is real then I guess I can believe the rest of it too.''

Naruto sighted, stood up and went to the nearest wall. He focused the right amount of chakra to his feet and walked up the wall all the way to the ceiling not stopping before he was right in front of Jiraiya (well his face was).

Jiraiya just gawked at the sight. Someone could actually walk on walls and ceilings just like that. Now that's something he never expected to see.

'' cool right? I thought the same thing when Kakashi-sensei showed it to us. Took me a couple of days to learn but I mastered it at the end. '' Naruto said grinning at Jiraiya's expression, jumped down and sat back on the couch.

The rest of the day went by talking. They talked more about how Naruto got there and his world. Then about what they should do (of course Jiraiya decided to help Naruto with his new life here) and in the end Jiraiya explained a bit about this world.

He strongly suggested that Naruto kept his abilities a secret. There would be a lot of commotion of someone found out and who knows what the government would do with him afterwards.

So they decided that Jiraiya would help Naruto and be his guardian. Get him the necessary documents through some of his connections and that they would put him into Konoha-High since it was the best school around.

Naruto was most likely to find Sasuke there because judging by the similarities between this Jiraiya and the one back at his realm Sasuke would be that same too. Smart and rich among all the other and that meant that he would most likely go to Konoha-High.

'' you will have to sleep on the couch because I don't have a guest room. Now go to sleep! I will take you shopping tomorrow for new clothes and well talk more while were doing that. I still want to know more about your world and I still have to tell you a lot more about this world. I'll buy you an apartment too tomorrow somewhere near the school. Now go to sleep because I'm going to wake you up early tomorrow count on it. '' Jiraiya said and threw Naruto a blanket and some pillows.

'' hah you always said that and at the end I was up before you anyways. I'm a morning person by the way!'' Naruto grinned.

Jiraiya just chuckled at Naruto's reaction. '' a morning person huh? Well I think I can live with that. Good night brat. '' and with that he left before Naruto could answer.

He was really tired from all the new information he had gotten today. So he rid himself from all of his clothes except the boxers and crawled under the covers. The last thing on his mind before falling asleep was the thought of finding Sasuke.