Shakespeare Challenge Response: Titus Andronicus
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Naruto AU/AR › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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Scene 2
Hidan sat on the balcony of the apartment he shared with Kabuto and Deidara.
“Now Itachi finds himself at the top of this village’s tree. Safe from his brother’s wrath and everyone who would despise him a day ago, courts his favor. With Madara gone, I should set my mind to climb up to his lofty bed. I will become his closest servant. He was a wanton among us before; being bound to this idiot Hokage will not change that. Ah, my nymph and siren. He will shipwreck this village now that he charmed their leader.”
Kabuto and Deidara argued in the living room. His thoughts interrupted, Hidan decided to complete his prayers before bed.
“Sakura is the loveliest girl I’ve ever seen!” Kabuto yelled. “I will declare my love and win her for my wife!”
“What would she want with a four-eyes like you?! I love her just as much as you, I will marry her!”
“You’re almost as pretty as she is! She deserves a real man! Anyway, we’re both medical-nin, I have a better chance than you! What do you have in common with her, shampoo brands?”
Hidan had had enough. He left off his Jashin devotions and stormed into the room. “What is all the noise about?! You are in the Hokage’s home! There are sure to be servants and guards who will hear you!”
“This girlyman thinks he can will Sakura when she’s mine.”
“Mine!”
“Mine!”
“Don’t make me blow you up!”
“You try that and I’ll sever every muscle in your body!”
“Enough! You think Sakura a slut? Or Hyuga a pimp? That you think you can talk about having her without consequences? Have you forgotten that Sakura is married to Hyuga Neji? Neji is a powerful shinobi from an old family here.”
“So?”
“Yeah, so?”
“She is married already, neither of you can marry her. You risk your lives if this be heard. But do you really need to marry her? Wouldn’t one night serve you?”
“I guess,” Deidara said.
“Would it offend you to share her?”
“No, that might even be more fun.”
“I think you’re right.”
“Itachi and our new lord desire revenge on those who shamed him today. I’ve already begun a plan to ensnare Sasuke’s followers. I will let a prisoner go from the jails, the most dangerous I can find. Naruto will order Sasuke and his followers to recover him, being his best shinobi. Sakura is a medical-nin and will likely be brought along to tend to injuries. Neji will also be sent with them to use his Byakugan. These forests are vast and there are many places that are dark and secluded enough for rape and murder. Try to woo woo her, but I’ll wager you’ll have to take her by force. There you can kill Neji and have Sakura all to yourselves. What do you think?”
“Sounds like fun,” Kabuto said. Deidara nodded agreement.
“Good. Now shut the fuck up, I’m praying!”
“Now Itachi finds himself at the top of this village’s tree. Safe from his brother’s wrath and everyone who would despise him a day ago, courts his favor. With Madara gone, I should set my mind to climb up to his lofty bed. I will become his closest servant. He was a wanton among us before; being bound to this idiot Hokage will not change that. Ah, my nymph and siren. He will shipwreck this village now that he charmed their leader.”
Kabuto and Deidara argued in the living room. His thoughts interrupted, Hidan decided to complete his prayers before bed.
“Sakura is the loveliest girl I’ve ever seen!” Kabuto yelled. “I will declare my love and win her for my wife!”
“What would she want with a four-eyes like you?! I love her just as much as you, I will marry her!”
“You’re almost as pretty as she is! She deserves a real man! Anyway, we’re both medical-nin, I have a better chance than you! What do you have in common with her, shampoo brands?”
Hidan had had enough. He left off his Jashin devotions and stormed into the room. “What is all the noise about?! You are in the Hokage’s home! There are sure to be servants and guards who will hear you!”
“This girlyman thinks he can will Sakura when she’s mine.”
“Mine!”
“Mine!”
“Don’t make me blow you up!”
“You try that and I’ll sever every muscle in your body!”
“Enough! You think Sakura a slut? Or Hyuga a pimp? That you think you can talk about having her without consequences? Have you forgotten that Sakura is married to Hyuga Neji? Neji is a powerful shinobi from an old family here.”
“So?”
“Yeah, so?”
“She is married already, neither of you can marry her. You risk your lives if this be heard. But do you really need to marry her? Wouldn’t one night serve you?”
“I guess,” Deidara said.
“Would it offend you to share her?”
“No, that might even be more fun.”
“I think you’re right.”
“Itachi and our new lord desire revenge on those who shamed him today. I’ve already begun a plan to ensnare Sasuke’s followers. I will let a prisoner go from the jails, the most dangerous I can find. Naruto will order Sasuke and his followers to recover him, being his best shinobi. Sakura is a medical-nin and will likely be brought along to tend to injuries. Neji will also be sent with them to use his Byakugan. These forests are vast and there are many places that are dark and secluded enough for rape and murder. Try to woo woo her, but I’ll wager you’ll have to take her by force. There you can kill Neji and have Sakura all to yourselves. What do you think?”
“Sounds like fun,” Kabuto said. Deidara nodded agreement.
“Good. Now shut the fuck up, I’m praying!”