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Adult +
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I'm Not Gay
I'm Not Gay
Characters: SasuNaru
Description: Naruto is not gay. No, no he is not. He is not gay, he's not gay, he's not... Oh, Kami, that felt good- but-! He's not gay!
Rating: M
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Itachi never would have died, Deidara would have had raunchy sex with Sasori, Sakura wouldn't have been a total loser in the beginning and Ino would have totally kicked that bitch around the arena. … that bitch being Sakura, who was a total pansy way back when.
Dedication: To all those who've enjoyed the many laughs we've had over this bizarre, out-of-left-field, SasuNaru story. And to Azhwi, who seems to keep coming up with weird phrases in her reviews that give me inspiration.
A/N: Fair warning to all, this has crossed into the realm of pure fucking crack.
xXx
Naruto had escaped Sasuke's clutches once again (he was beginning to believe it when Tsunade-obaa and Ero Sennin told him he had the devil's luck), by accidentally knocking into the wall (while thrashing in a mad and largely ineffectual attempt to throw Sasuke off of him) and sending a huge, heavy, pointy stalactite crashing down on the Uchiha. Despite the fact that such a thing would have instantly killed a normal human, Uchiha Sasuke had Kishimoto-sensei and Mary Sue-ism on his side, so Naruto didn't stick around to find out if he'd survived or not.
Despite the fact that Sasuke should by all rights be dead now, and for the sake of the story (and the fact that Sasuke is, indeed, a Mary Sue - don't bitch, you know it's true; it's why we love him), we'll just assume Sasuke made some miraculous escape and/or recovery, ignore the fact that the authoress is sitting in the background chanting "Kill him, kill him, kill him" and continue on our merry way.
At the current moment, Naruto was hiding in Sasuke's hide out from Sasuke, specifically in Sasuke's bedroom trashcan. He figured if he wasn't able to stay hidden from Sasuke, then maybe Sasuke would be irrevocably repulsed by the stench and not want to... ahem... fuck him anymore. Then again, Sasuke was pretty far gone by now, wasn't he? (The authoress would like to point out that he's been 'pretty far gone' for the majority of the Naruto series, sans the part where he was... like... seven)(just don't ask the authoress why she's referring to herself in the third person).
Naruto caught his breath and held it at the tell-tale sound that accompanied a person when they 'poofed' into an area via teleportation jutsu. Silence, then, softly and eerily, sending a shiver of fear (and something strangely like want, but Naruto decided this was because he wanted to escape indefinitely), "Naaarrruuutoooo. Come out, come out, where-ever you are. I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too."
Dog? Since when did he have a dog? Naruto had the sneaking suspicion that Sasuke may be on drugs. Not that he was about to point said suspicion out. He was too busy hiding for his life (virtue) and holding his breath.
"Naruto, I know you're in here. I can hear your desire," Sasuke continued, "Fufufu."
The fuck?
"Aha!" The lid of the trashcan where Naruto hid was swept off and Sasuke hauled him out and toward the shower ("Despite being insane," says the authoress, "He's a genius, Naruto. Did you really think the stinct would deter him for longer than it took to run you through the shower?"). Oh fuck. Five minutes later, after undressing the struggling Naruto (calling out 'rape' the whole time), Sasuke shoved him under the hot water (that was just the right temperature). "Wash," he ordered.
Naruto glared at him and grabbed a wash puff to cover himself with (because Sasuke was devouring him with his eyes). "Make me," he retorted, not really thinking through his fatigue and adrenaline.
He realized his mistake when Sasuke grinned immorally. "Don't mind if I do," he replied and snatched the (pink) puff away.
"I was kidding," Naruto said, backing up against the back of the shower when Sasuke stepped in, still fully clothed.
"I know," Sasuke replied and reached up.
Naruto flinched, squeezing his eyes shut. Then the puff was touching his chest, the liquid soap Sasuke had put on it much cooler than the water, and Naruto jumped at the sensation, eyes popping open. He stared at Sasuke in shock as his ex-teammate... washed him. Naruto blushed when, suddenly, his cock gave an interested twitch. Sasuke - damn him - noticed. He grinned. Naruto paled.
Slowly, torturously, Sasuke dragged the puff back and forth across Naruto's stomach, inching downward. Naruto winced when Sasuke finally reached his now half-hard cock. Oh gods. "Stop," the blond panted, hips jerking forward as he clung to the back of the shower in an attempt to stay on his feet. Predictably, Sasuke ignored his plea and knelt in front of him, abandoning the puff to stroke Naruto's cock to painful hardness. "Please," Naruto begged, knees buckling so that it was only Sasuke's grip on his hip and the blond's arms on either side of the shower keeping him up. He wasn't sure what he was pleading for anymore.
Naruto moaned, writhing for a moment before he remembered how to think and began a mental chant. I am not gay. No, no I am not. I am not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not... Oh, Kami, Sasuke, that feels good... Harder... But-! I'm not gay! The hell am I thinking! Fortunately (for Sasuke), the Uchiha decided at that point that his mouth was a good tool in his endeavors to seduce Naruto, and Naruto completely blanked.
Naruto may not have been gay, but maybe he was bi-sexual.
xXx
Lmao. I really love this one. It's like half crack. I think the muse was on drugs or something... Lol. R&R! Don't just fave/alert! And I hope you guys enjoyed the mini-lemon.
Characters: SasuNaru
Description: Naruto is not gay. No, no he is not. He is not gay, he's not gay, he's not... Oh, Kami, that felt good- but-! He's not gay!
Rating: M
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Itachi never would have died, Deidara would have had raunchy sex with Sasori, Sakura wouldn't have been a total loser in the beginning and Ino would have totally kicked that bitch around the arena. … that bitch being Sakura, who was a total pansy way back when.
Dedication: To all those who've enjoyed the many laughs we've had over this bizarre, out-of-left-field, SasuNaru story. And to Azhwi, who seems to keep coming up with weird phrases in her reviews that give me inspiration.
A/N: Fair warning to all, this has crossed into the realm of pure fucking crack.
xXx
Naruto had escaped Sasuke's clutches once again (he was beginning to believe it when Tsunade-obaa and Ero Sennin told him he had the devil's luck), by accidentally knocking into the wall (while thrashing in a mad and largely ineffectual attempt to throw Sasuke off of him) and sending a huge, heavy, pointy stalactite crashing down on the Uchiha. Despite the fact that such a thing would have instantly killed a normal human, Uchiha Sasuke had Kishimoto-sensei and Mary Sue-ism on his side, so Naruto didn't stick around to find out if he'd survived or not.
Despite the fact that Sasuke should by all rights be dead now, and for the sake of the story (and the fact that Sasuke is, indeed, a Mary Sue - don't bitch, you know it's true; it's why we love him), we'll just assume Sasuke made some miraculous escape and/or recovery, ignore the fact that the authoress is sitting in the background chanting "Kill him, kill him, kill him" and continue on our merry way.
At the current moment, Naruto was hiding in Sasuke's hide out from Sasuke, specifically in Sasuke's bedroom trashcan. He figured if he wasn't able to stay hidden from Sasuke, then maybe Sasuke would be irrevocably repulsed by the stench and not want to... ahem... fuck him anymore. Then again, Sasuke was pretty far gone by now, wasn't he? (The authoress would like to point out that he's been 'pretty far gone' for the majority of the Naruto series, sans the part where he was... like... seven)(just don't ask the authoress why she's referring to herself in the third person).
Naruto caught his breath and held it at the tell-tale sound that accompanied a person when they 'poofed' into an area via teleportation jutsu. Silence, then, softly and eerily, sending a shiver of fear (and something strangely like want, but Naruto decided this was because he wanted to escape indefinitely), "Naaarrruuutoooo. Come out, come out, where-ever you are. I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too."
Dog? Since when did he have a dog? Naruto had the sneaking suspicion that Sasuke may be on drugs. Not that he was about to point said suspicion out. He was too busy hiding for his life (virtue) and holding his breath.
"Naruto, I know you're in here. I can hear your desire," Sasuke continued, "Fufufu."
The fuck?
"Aha!" The lid of the trashcan where Naruto hid was swept off and Sasuke hauled him out and toward the shower ("Despite being insane," says the authoress, "He's a genius, Naruto. Did you really think the stinct would deter him for longer than it took to run you through the shower?"). Oh fuck. Five minutes later, after undressing the struggling Naruto (calling out 'rape' the whole time), Sasuke shoved him under the hot water (that was just the right temperature). "Wash," he ordered.
Naruto glared at him and grabbed a wash puff to cover himself with (because Sasuke was devouring him with his eyes). "Make me," he retorted, not really thinking through his fatigue and adrenaline.
He realized his mistake when Sasuke grinned immorally. "Don't mind if I do," he replied and snatched the (pink) puff away.
"I was kidding," Naruto said, backing up against the back of the shower when Sasuke stepped in, still fully clothed.
"I know," Sasuke replied and reached up.
Naruto flinched, squeezing his eyes shut. Then the puff was touching his chest, the liquid soap Sasuke had put on it much cooler than the water, and Naruto jumped at the sensation, eyes popping open. He stared at Sasuke in shock as his ex-teammate... washed him. Naruto blushed when, suddenly, his cock gave an interested twitch. Sasuke - damn him - noticed. He grinned. Naruto paled.
Slowly, torturously, Sasuke dragged the puff back and forth across Naruto's stomach, inching downward. Naruto winced when Sasuke finally reached his now half-hard cock. Oh gods. "Stop," the blond panted, hips jerking forward as he clung to the back of the shower in an attempt to stay on his feet. Predictably, Sasuke ignored his plea and knelt in front of him, abandoning the puff to stroke Naruto's cock to painful hardness. "Please," Naruto begged, knees buckling so that it was only Sasuke's grip on his hip and the blond's arms on either side of the shower keeping him up. He wasn't sure what he was pleading for anymore.
Naruto moaned, writhing for a moment before he remembered how to think and began a mental chant. I am not gay. No, no I am not. I am not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not... Oh, Kami, Sasuke, that feels good... Harder... But-! I'm not gay! The hell am I thinking! Fortunately (for Sasuke), the Uchiha decided at that point that his mouth was a good tool in his endeavors to seduce Naruto, and Naruto completely blanked.
Naruto may not have been gay, but maybe he was bi-sexual.
xXx
Lmao. I really love this one. It's like half crack. I think the muse was on drugs or something... Lol. R&R! Don't just fave/alert! And I hope you guys enjoyed the mini-lemon.