Distress and Coma

“We finally get to do a real cop chase, Chouji!” Kiba said excitedly as he drove to where the call came from. “Hmmm…. I don’t think I’d be of much use when it comes to the chasing, Kiba.” Chouji said sulkily as he looked down on his belly. “Nah, you’d help out a lot! You could squash him with those awesome arms of yours and you could even throw him like he was a baseball!” Kiba comforted. Chouji cracked a smile and nodded in agreement. “That’d be cool! Oh, wait, stop the car. There’s a suspicious guy over there.” Chouji pointed to a shaking guy in faded jeans and a leather jacket. “Fuck, he’s running!” Kiba jumped out of the car and started to give chase, leaving Chouji feeling confused and a little helpless. The wild eyed brunette growled when he slipped as he was chasing the suspect. The suspect dodged and ran into a couple of alleyways but the quick officer was too much for him. Chouji followed them closely in the cruiser and tried as hard as he could to stop the suspect by blocking some of his possible escape routes. Chouji got out of the car and listened for Kiba’s voice, not knowing what to do. “Chouji, get him! He’s going to jump the fence!” Kiba yelled. His husky friend stood in front of the fence and waited for the suspect. “Oh shit!” The suspect couldn’t see anyway out and he groaned. “Fuck…” The suspect’s jacket was almost ripped off by a fuming Kiba and he was slammed against the wall. “You little piece of shit! I’ll make sure you rot in hell for what you done to that girl!” Kiba handcuffed him and literally dragged him to the cruiser.
Shikamaru rubbed tiredly at his eyes, annoyed that they still played the worst music when an investigation was going on. “Ino, could you get them to stop the music? I’ve got a fucking headache right now.” The spiky ponytailed man grouched as his temples throbbed. “Sure thing.” The pretty blonde officer walked up to the manager of the club and asked to turn the music off. “Tell me again, where were you when the girl started having spasms?” Shikamaru asked, through gritted teeth, the obviously drunk and high clubber. “Uh… I was… I was smoking weed on the roof…” Shikamaru sighed and wondered why he even bothered to be a detective, knowing it was going to be this much work. Hinata, blushed furiously as their superior, Kakashi Hatake briefed them on what happened. His huge partner, Obito Uchiha stood there with a typical Uchiha scowl on his relatively handsome face. “OH MY ARCHRIVAL OF YOUTH!!!” a loud voice boomed and the young officers could smell the fear and annoyance coming from the two senior detectives. “Fuck…” Kakashi and Obito said simultaneously. Shikamaru’s lips quirked into a smile. “Maybe this isn’t so bad after all.” The brunette thought to himself before he continued taking statements.

“There’s no way in hell this is happening!” Obito cursed as the Green Beast of the Konoha Police Department strutted into the club with his horridly…green version of their uniform. I sighed and pulled at the collar of my black turtleneck. “Relax; he’s harmless, if he doesn’t give you a monster hug that is…” Asuma teased, dodging my kicks. “Shut up you flying monkey. (Sarutobi literally translates into flying monkey) He doesn’t bother you so you don’t have to deal with this incompetent moron.” Gai came up to me and lifted me into his arms. “OH KAKASHI!! MY ETERNAL RIVAL! HOW CAN YOU ACT SO COOL~?” I sighed and flicked his forehead. “Shut up Gai, you’re embarrassing all of us.” Gai let me down and a river of tears started to flow down his cheeks. “I APOLOGISE FOR EMBARASSING ALL OF YOU! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!” Gai yelled. Obito, despite being about 3 and a quarter inches taller than Gai and much stronger, had already vanished while I was being hugged. “Some sort of a boyfriend...” I thought angrily. As if this night wasn’t stressful enough, I had to deal with another copy Gai, this time a scrawny newbie by the name of Lee. This just couldn’t get any better, could it?

Tenzou sighed in relief once he was relieved of duty and any form of work for the next day. “Tenzou-san, are you heading home?” a shy and awfully cute officer named Iruka asked bashfully with a blush dusting his cheeks. “Uh… yeah, why?” Tenzou couldn’t help the flare of embarrassment spreading across his features. “I… I was wondering if… we… co-could um… if we go out on a date sometime?” Iruka looked away and was twiddling his thumbs. “Sure. That’d be fine with me. See you Iruka. Be safe, for me.” Tenzou playfully landed a kiss on Iruka’s scarred nose and walked away. “No wonder senpai likes to tease people. It’s incredibly fun.” The brunette thought to himself with a large grin.

Anko's purple eyes started to haze with sleep. "Excuse me, officer-san. The girl is already awake." The nurse shook the busty woman awake and led her to the room. "Ugh... where am I?" The petite teen asked. "You're in the hospital 'cause your jerk of a boyfriend tried to drug you." Anko retorted bluntly, not in the mood for stupid questions. "Now, I'm only going to ask you once; and I'm expecting an honest answer. Did you voluntarily do drugs?" Anko stared into the horrified eyes of the girl. "N-no... I swear I didn't..." Anko sighed and nodded. "We're going to need you at the station as soon as you recover. I'll assign some guards to your room. Good night." Anko left the room and popped neck, working out the kinks. “Time for some well earned dango…”

*A FEW HOURS LATER: PRECISELY 10.00 A.M.*
A few measly hours of sleep and a little hanky-panky with Obito was all I managed to get in the short 8 hours of rest before going to work. Somehow, Obito still managed to run around like a caffeine filled Energizer Bunny. “Kashi, you sure you don’t wanna take a nap? I could take a nap with you.” Obito offered in a sweet childish way. “Nope, I gotta finish up my paperwork.” I flipped through the files of solved cases disinterestedly, my eyebrow twitching at the sight of Obito’s infuriating smirk. “What is it? Don’t you have work to do?” I asked as I shoved him off of my already crowded desk. “Nope, I finished up all my paperwork while you slept like the sexy thing you are.” Obito grinned lecherously. I rolled my eyes and fought hard to keep my blush down to a minimal. “Kashi, no one’s looking right now. So how about we go into the store room?” Obito murmured into my ear, causing me to shiver. “B-but…” Obito didn’t even bother to hear me out and dragged me into the abandoned store room downstairs. Obito poked his head out to check for any passerby and giggled as he closed the door. “Obito… I’m really tired and I just want to get this day over with.” I whined as his hands went wherever they liked. “Mmhmm. So do I, Kashi. But I need to make up for a week of sex that I missed.” Obito licked the shell of my ear and caused me to shiver. I pressed closer to him and inhaled the musky scent that seemed to cling to him, even without using the expensive cologne he loves. “What if we get caught? Do you know how embarrassing that will- Ah!” Obito had already pulled my pants down and bent me over a broken table. “Ah..Obito!” I moaned as I felt his tongue wiggle inside of me. “T-that’s filthy! Don’t do that!” I protested and reached back to push Obito away. “But it felt good, didn’t it?” Obito kissed my back and proceeded to suck my neck. “Ah…” I moaned and pushed back, giving pressure on Obito’s erection. “Fuck…” Obito growled and bit my exposed neck. “Ahn! Obito…” Obito turned me around and made me sit on the table. “D-don’t look! It’s embarrassing!” I blushed and covered myself with my hands. “Kakashi, its fine. It’s not like it’s the first time I’ve seen you naked. You’re so wet.” Obito teased before pulling away my hands and kissing me. “I-idiot... Don’t say embarrassing things like t-that.” Obito inserted his fingers in me and stretched me. “Mmmm…” I bit down on my hand and did the only thing I knew to do when I was turned on; submit. “Obito, please!” I whined and reached for the zipper on his pants. “Just wait, Kashi. I promise it’s better if you wait for just a bit.” Obito wiped away the tears of embarrassment rolling down my cheeks and tweaked my nipple. “Mmm… don’t do that!” More tears of embarrassment filled my eyes and I blinked them away, wanting to see Obito’s face as he gave me much wanted pleasure. Obito slowly and teasingly removed his pants and he rubbed his dick against my hole. “Ah… Damn it…” Obito mumbled as he rested his head against my shoulder, grunting in pleasure. I could feel his prick slowly stretch me open and I gasped when I felt more than that in me. “Ob-Obito, wha-what is t-that?” I sat up and tried to get a better look but Obito distracted me with a mind blowing thrust. “Relax, Kashi…” Obito cooed and he kissed me, his arms caressing my naked torso. The other thing in me started to buzz and move around. “O-Obito is that a d-dildo?” I stuttered; my mind almost went dead at the amount of pleasure both the dildo and my lover was giving me. With a self satisfied smirk, Obito nodded. “And it’s in your favourite colour too.” Obito kept a hard grip on my weeping cock which prevented me from cumming. “Ah, Obito… Please, let me cum.” I whined and whimpered. “Not yet, we can’t stain our suits again like the last time.” Obito smirked and pulled out a condom from his pocket and slipped it on me. He continued to thrust into me, making the dildo rub against the slick walls of my insides. “Ah! Obito, t-take the dildo o-out. I only want you in me…” I panted as the little machine was taken out of me. Obito pulled out of me and slipped a condom on himself as well. “Nnn… H-harder! I’m going to… ah!” A burst of hot white light blinded me and my breath was knocked out of me. Obito kissed me and took my member into his hands. He moved harder and faster and I could feel myself getting aroused again. “Kashi… I wanna hear you say my name…” Obito growled and gave a hard squeeze on my member. “Mmm, Obito…” Obito seemed to be satisfied with that and he continued squeezing and stroking me while thrusting in and out of me. Soon, we both came with excessive force. Obito slumped onto me and I wrapped my arms around him. My sexual appetite sated for the time being. Obito managed to muster up just enough strength to push himself up and pull on his clothes. I struggled to even keep my eyes open. “How can you have enough stamina to do something like that and start moving around?” I drawled sleepily as I reached for my pants. “I dunno, I just do, I guess. Let’s head for the showers. We smell like sex.” Obito grinned before holding my hand and leading me out of the storeroom.

Shizune came in and settled a pile of paperwork on her boss’ desk and grinned mirthfully as Tsunade sighed. Shizune grinned. “I’m sorry, Tsunade-sama. But all this paperwork has to be done by Thursday. Good luck!” Shizune disappeared in a flash and barely missed the flying sake bottle her boss threw at the door. Picking up the phone not far from her, she dialled her assistant’s desk number. “Get Hatake and Uchiha in here…. Oh and Neji too.” Tsunade looked out the window of her office, a sinking feeling deep in her body. “How long before Konoha is the one that gets terrorized?”

Obito and I had just finished our little lovely shower and had snuck back into the office when Shizune told us to go to Tsunade's office. Obito and I exchanged looks and he swallowed thickly. Tsunade’s reflective mood was interrupted by the sound of the door opening. “Mornin’ grandma Tsunade!” Obito greeted cheekily. I rolled my eyes and stepped sideways, hoping to avoid any sake bottles or slippers. Sure enough, Captain Tsunade sent a slipper flying at him. “Shut up you little brat! Anyways, Neji, you’re taking over Kakashi’s and Obito’s drug case.” The young man with flowing brown hair and pale eyes nodded curtly. “What?! Why? We can manage perfectly fine!” Obito protested. Tsunade’s honey eyes darkened. “No, you two are overloading on work. You’ve got far too many cases on your hands and I’m not risking your mental and physical health when you have to deal with the Akatsuki and that’s final.” Tsunade concluded with a smirk when Obito gawked at her like she had a third head. “Anything you want, Tsunade-sama.” I said tiredly as I walked out of the chief’s office. “What’s wrong Kashi?” Obito’s hand immediately came to touch my forehead. I slapped his hand away and walked back into the small cramped space that most of the detectives call their office. “Kashi, don’t just walk away from me. I’m worried about you, for fuck’s sake!” Obito grabbed my arm and pulled me closer; the ruckus he was stirring up effectively gained the attention of all our co-workers. “Stop that! I'm just tired, leave me alone!” I hissed and pulled my hand away from him. “Kashi…” I walked away from Obito, willing the tears not to fall.

Kisame and Itachi stood outside the dingy house of Orochimaru, an ex Akatsuki member and now a fugitive of the law and the outlaws. Kisame kicked open the door and loaded his gun. “Oh Orochimaru! Show your disgusting face before I rip it off your head!” Kisame growled in a sing song voice. Itachi silently scanned the house for any signs that someone had been in here. “What’re you doing here? You have no right to come into Orochimaru-sama’s house!” A man with a silver ponytail and ridiculously hideous glasses yelled. “Oh, believe me; we do have the right to come into that little twerp’s house.” Kisame pushed pass the man and continued to search the house while Itachi kept his eye trained on the man in front of him. “Itachi Uchiha, the man who murdered his entire family spare for two others, Sasuke Uchiha and Obito Uchiha.” The man’s coal eyes studied the raven haired man in front of him like a test subject and being studied was something the Uchiha did not approve of. With a strong kick to the man’s gut, Itachi pulled out his gun and pointed it at him. “Who are you and why are you here?” Itachi’s hatred for the man dripped into his voice. “I’m Kabuto Yakushi. And I think that we’re going to make great friends…” Kabuto whispered eerily into Itachi’s ear before jumping out of the window and escaping. “Fuck…” Itachi gripped his arm when he felt a searing pain course through his whole body. His eyes started to blur and he leaned against the wall for support. “Itachi, you okay?” Kisame rushed down the stairs and picked up his partner. “You dumbass. What did I tell you about stressing these weirdoes out? You could’ve gotten yourself killed!” Kisame gently put him down on the car seat and drove off to the nearest hospital. Itachi’s world went black before long and he lost all consciousness.

Minato grinned when his wife screamed at the fake spider he put on her shoulder. “Minato Namikaze! You are sleeping on the couch for the next week!” Kushina Uzumaki yelled sullenly as she threw the spider at her husband’s face. “Aww, c’mon, love. It’s just a joke.” Minato hugged his wife and showered her with kisses. “I still hate you.” Kushina’s flaming red hair was just about the same colour as her cheeks. “No you don’t. You love me. You looooooooooooooooooove me.” Minato rubbed his nose against his wife’s cheek, earning giggles from the red haired beauty. “I do love you. I love you to death, Minato.” Kushina kissed Minato and rested her hands on his chest. The couple enjoyed the silence before… “DAD, MOM, I’M HOME!!!” their son interrupted them. Kushina grinned and welcomed her hyperactive 25 year old son back home. “Welcome home, Naruto. You’re dinner is on the table, do you want me to heat it up for you?” Kushina offered sweetly, beaming with pride that her son got accepted into the force. “Come here, Naruto.” Minato said with feigned strictness. “Dad? What’s wrong? Did I do something wrong?” Naruto hesitated to go near his father. Minato walked towards his son and hugged and kissed the living daylights out of him. “I’m so proud of you!” The happy family of three enjoyed their dinner and Naruto’s ridiculous stories about his first day on the job.