The Namikaze Kid and the Uchiha Brothers

So here is the long awaited next chapter. Thanks for the reviews everyone! I hope you enjoy this chapter.

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Minato sighed as he dropped the last box of his things in Fugaku’s bedroom. The Uchiha had talked him (well more like forced him) into moving in with him. Minato was weary of this because of his twelve year old son. He knew that day in the hospital Naruto had done something to the Uchiha brothers because they had the look of the cat that had eaten the canary. But he couldn’t prove anything.

He felt arms slide around his waist and a head on his shoulder. When Fugaku had woken up Minato had flung his arms around the man and told him repeatedly that he wanted a date. The Uchiha had to tell Minato that he was squeezing him to death. Minato had sheepishly rubbed the back of head and apologized and after the doctors looked over Fugaku they had a set a date. That was four years ago and they were still going much to Minato’s surprise.

“What are you thinking about?” Fugaku asked his mouth against Minato’s ear.

“The day you woke up after the accident and how I almost crushed you to death.” Minato laughed.

“That was the second happiest day of my life. The first is today since you’re moving in with me.” Fugaku said as he tugged Minato towards the bed and pushed the blond man down onto it.

“I’m glad the boys are in school. Naruto is impressionable and I really don’t want him making out with your sons.” Minato kissed Fugaku on the lips.

“I’m surprised that Sasuke and Itachi haven’t killed each other yet over Sunshine. But I’m hoping that since Itachi is fifteen he’ll find someone else that will catch his eye. It helps that Naruto and Sasuke are still at Konoha Elementary.” Fugaku said as he started to kiss his boyfriends neck.

By now Minato knew the conversation was over. He moaned lowly as the dark haired man nibbled on his neck, his hand tracing patterns around his nipple through his shirt. Minato arched up into Fugaku. The blond pulled away and began pulling his shirt up when the phone rang. Minato sighed as tugged the shirt down and answered the phone.

“Hello, Uchiha-Namikaze residence. This is Minato Namikaze how may I help you?” Minato answered, not missing the smirk on Fugaku’s lips.

“Mr. Namikaze, this is Shizune from Konoha Elementary School. I need you to come down here and discuss Naruto’s career paper,” was the curt reply from the woman.

Minato sighed. “What’s he done now?”

“Did you not read his paper Mr. Namikaze?”

“He wouldn’t let me anywhere near it.”

“We will discuss this further when you arrive. I have Naruto in my office right now.”

“Okay, I’ll be there in fifteen.” Minato hung up the phone and felt a headache coming on. He loved his Sunshine, but sometimes the kid was just too much handle.

“What’s wrong?” Fugaku asked as he hugged the other man.

“Naruto’s career paper, apparently there’s something wrong with it. I should have just snatched it from him and read it myself.” Minato said as he pulled out of the hug and made his way to the kitchen to grab his keys.

“We both know that you wouldn’t have done that. You trusted him with his assignments by himself. But now that it’s been broken, you should ask to see his homework from now on.” Fugaku said before placing a kiss on Minato’s lips. “And you owe me a make out session tomorrow.”

Minato sputtered before finally getting out, “What?”

The Uchiha laughed. “My playtime with you was interrupted so you now owe me.”

“Fine, I don’t have time to argue with you. I’ll see you when I get back. I’ll more than likely have Naruto with me. We can start dinner when I get back.” Minato gave Fugaku a kiss and left.

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Minato gaped at his son in disbelief at his son. He could not believe the career Naruto had chosen to write about. He clenched the paper in his hand unable to form words at that particular moment. He just wanted to whack his son on the head, multiple times. But he couldn’t since the school counselor was sitting right there.

“Naruto is this why you called Dad?” Minato finally asked.

“Duh! Grandpa has the best job ever! He gets to travel and do research!” Naruto exclaimed.

“Seriously Naruto, you want to invade the privacy of naked women?” The older blond asked.

“Ew no! More like naked men! But I couldn’t put that in the paper ‘cause Uncle Iruka would have killed me! Too bad Uncle Kakashi or Ebisu was my English teacher, they would have loved it!” The younger blond smiled brightly.

Minato sighed at the mention of the two perverts names. Trust his son to think that they were cool. “Naruto you should not have written about being a porn writer in the first place. You should have picked something else. Like a police officer.”

“What? No way! I like Asuma and everything, but there’s no way I want to do that. And I was told to never lie about anything, so I told the truth.” Naruto huffed and crossed his arms.

“Naruto, you’re a sixth grader you shouldn’t really know what porn is.” Shizune said as she took the paper back from Minato. “As it stands, you’ll be given a week of out of school suspension. I’ll have Sasuke bring your homework home and bring it back to your teachers when you finish. I will also want a paper on a decent career written. Something you may want to do instead of being a porn writer.” Shizune said as she placed the paper in the blonds’ file.

“Whatever.” Naruto slouched in his seat, glaring at the woman.

“I’m sorry Shizune. I should have known he was up to something when he wouldn’t let me read the career paper. I apologize again and hope that we won’t have to see each other until the sixth grade graduation in two months.” Minato said as he got. He motioned for Naruto to do the same and then glared at his son.

Naruto sighed and looked at Shizune. “I’m sorry Miss Shizune and this incident will not be repeated.” Naruto picked up his book bag and followed his father out to the parking lot. He didn’t need to stop by his locker since he knew Sasuke would stop by it later.

Naruto slid into the car and stared out the window, knowing his father was just about to blow up. He just only hoped his grandfather got it too. It would serve the old pervert right for talking him into writing the paper.

“Naruto…I’m severely disappointed in you. I thought you knew better than to write something like that. I trusted you and you took that trust away. For your punishment you will not have ramen for two weeks. I’d make it a month, but you’d probably die. If I see Itachi or Sasuke sneak ramen to you, I will increase the ramen sentence by one week for each offense.” Minato said as he started up the car and pulled out of the parking lot.

Naruto had a scandalous look on his face. “Please Dad, not the ramen! Anything but the ramen! I’ll do all the chores for a year! I’ll cook, I’ll clean, just please don’t take away the ramen!” Naruto turned his tear filled sapphire eyes on his dad and jutted his lower lip out.

“That will not work on me. I will stand by my decision and I will tell Fugaku, Iruka, Kakashi, Asuma, Gai, and Mom that you’re not allowed with ramen. Thank god I don’t have to worry about Dad since he’s always travelling.” Minato said as he weaved through the midday traffic.

The rest of the trip was silent since neither blond had something to say. Minato just sat there and fumed over Naruto’s choice of career. It wasn’t that he wanted to stifle the blonds’ dreams, it was that he wanted his son to have a job that was stable and preferably in the area of Konoha. He knew that his son would probably change his mind a million times before college and then another million once he entered college.

They pulled into the driveway of the Uchiha mansion and waited for the gates to open. Fugaku had security personnel there twenty-four seven. Minato thought the man was paranoid, but the Uchiha insisted that he was just prepared. You didn’t know when some crazy person wanted to kidnap your kids.

Naruto silently got out of the car as soon as his dad parked it. He was afraid that his father would just blow up on him like the time he kissed Itachi and Sasuke. Thank god he never found out about the time at the hospital or any of the other stolen kisses.

“You’re to go to your room, do whatever homework you have with you and then come find me. We will work out the rest of your punishment then.” Minato said as he followed his son into the house.

Naruto did as his father said and made his way to his new room. He figured he would put everything up himself and hopefully lessen the punishment his dad was going to dish out. Of course he thought that no ramen for two weeks was punishment enough.

Minato watched his son carefully, making sure he was doing as he was told and heading for his room. The older blonds’ shoulders slumped as the younger blond disappeared. He then looked forlornly at the phone. He knew he had to call his father and he wasn’t really looking forward to it. The pervert would just brush it off.

He picked up the phone and dialed his father’s cell phone number. After two rings he picked up. “Hello, Jiraiya here.”

“Dad we need to talk.” Minato ground out.

“Did you get yourself pregnant kid?” Jiraiya said in a serious tone.

“The fuck Dad? No. I’m a man the last time I checked. We need to talk about Naruto.”

“So you’ve read the brats paper. I told him not to let you read it.”

“He didn’t let me read it. I had to go to the school and read it there after he had turned it in. Dad he’s in sixth grade he can’t be writing papers like that or ever for that matter.”

He heard his father sigh. “Listen Minato, you can’t run the kids life. They make mistakes. I remember the time you and Fugaku were caught having sex during Christmas dinner when you were nineteen. I had to stop your mother from pounding the shit out of both of you. She needed Uchiha Corp to pick up the technology contract for the hospital.”

“Dad we were nineteen, not twelve. There is a difference.”

“Yeah, but I don’t think that’s gonna stop Naruto. He’s already kissed two boys and he was five when it happened! The kid’s gonna grow up to be just like me!” Jiraiya had sounded way too proud.

“No he’s not Dad. I don’t want to have to bail him out of jail or have to deal with a jealous Uchiha lover.”

“So you’ve resigned yourself to the fact that he will get with an Uchiha huh?” He could hear the smirk in his fathers’ voice.

“Pretty much. We just don’t know which one. But Dad seriously don’t encourage him to be a porn writer. He’s impressionable enough as it is…I don’t want him to be heavily influenced by a family member when he’s trying to choose a career. It was bad enough when he was pulling pranks and I had to be at the school almost every day.”

“Fine, take my fun away. I won’t encourage the brat but if chooses to be a porn writer after all, I don’t want you to go off on me. What’s the brats’ punishment?”

“No ramen for two weeks. I would make it a month, but I really don’t want to deal with how whiny he’ll be. But if anyone sneaks him a bowl a week gets added to the sentence. I haven’t come up with any other punishment yet. I’m gonna talk to Fugaku about it.”

“How are things with him?”

“Fine Dad. He’s not going to drop me for some woman. He has his two heirs so I have nothing to worry about.”

“I bet Madara was thrilled about the news.”

“Let’s just say we tolerate each other. Fugaku threatens him with the nursing home if he starts.”

He heard his father burst into a fit of laughter and smiled. The old pervert could always manipulate Minato into not being mad at him.

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Naruto looked up from his notebook as he heard someone enter the room. He smiled when he saw it was Itachi and that he had ramen in his hands. “I heard you got in trouble for the paper, so I brought you a pick me up.”

“Dad didn’t see it did he?” Naruto asked as he took the holy bowl and chopsticks from his friend.

“No. I figured he would ground you from having ramen when he found out. I snuck in through the back door.” Itachi smiled as he sat down beside Naruto.

The blond said his thanks and broke the chopsticks and began to devour the heavenly food. Itachi had sat there telling Naruto about his day and about the stalker fan girls that would not leave him alone. Naruto smiled as he inhaled his food. When he was done, he set the bowl on his dresser next to his bed.

“I think I really upset Dad with this last stunt. I was actually trying to get Uncle Iruka to pass out from shock so I could steal Uncle Kakashi’s Icha Icha Paradise back.” Naruto laid his head on Itachi’s shoulder.

“So that’s why you chose that topic. You really shouldn’t give into Kakashi Naruto. If he got the book taken away it was probably for a good reason.”

“Yeah whatever. He gave me this sob story about how he couldn’t survive the day without it. So I came up with this scheme to help. I figured Uncle Iruka would just like hit the floor, not get super mad first and then drag me by the ear to Shizune.”

“Moron, you should have known that’s exactly what Iruka would have done.” Sasuke said as he entered the room. The youngest Uchiha brother threw Naruto’s homework on the blonds’ computer desk and sat on the other side of the blond, glaring at his brother after he spotted the empty bowl of ramen.

“But Sasuke, the last time I did something perverted Uncle Iruka just passed out!” Naruto said as he remembered the time he plastered a poster of a naked woman on the windshield of the man’s car.

Sasuke sighed and ran his fingers through the yellow hair. “Sunshine, you can’t expect Iruka to do that all the time. This paper was tamer than the naked woman poster. Kakashi is just going to have to get the book back whenever Iruka decides to give it back. There’s nothing you can do.”

“I guess. Hey you know what will make me feel better?” The blond grinned devilishly. “If I got a kiss from you two!”

Itachi and Sasuke sighed. They couldn’t deny their friend this. The blond was overly affectionate with the both of them and if he asked for a rare kiss it was always when the two brothers were together. Sure, they had tried to coax a kiss out of him when they were alone, but the blond was stubborn and refused to do so.

Itachi kissed Naruto first and then Sasuke followed. The blond smiled and then leaned into Sasuke, resting his head on his shoulder. “You two are the best friends a guy can have. I guess I should go see Dad and get the rest of my punishment.”

The blond got up and missed another glare that the two brothers sent each other. He turned around and held his hands out to them. They each took a hand and got up from their seat and made their way downstairs.

Naruto stared at his father and Fugaku. The black haired man had his father pushed up against the counter, his hands under his fathers’ shirt, kissing the living daylights out of the blond. What fascinated Naruto was that the kiss was open mouthed and tongue was involved. He wanted to try it on his two favorite people. He glanced at his two best friends.

Itachi was the one who broke up the scene with a cough. Minato jumped away from the counter, pushing Fugaku to the floor. He didn’t miss the calculating look on his sons face and Minato groaned. He’d have to watch his blond son around the clock to make sure that he wouldn’t make out with the Uchiha brothers. He would definitely yell at Fugaku later.