Exploring the unknown...

Orochimaru raced down the path noting he only had twenty minutes to spare. That wasn’t enough time he thought, he would be late, he stopped his irrational thinking, He wasn’t some lovestruck women, and it was only that Bastard Jiraiya. So what if he were late.

While he was going down the road he saw Sarutobi smoking a pipe. He hoped the man wouldn’t see him and tried to avoid his vision. However that was not the case and the man stretched out his arms, “Oro what’s the rush?”
“Sarutobi-sensei… I don’t have time…” Orochimaru pleaded.
“You’re going on a date!” Sarutobi exclaimed.
“Is it that obvious… Am I not allowed to dress nicely unless I’m going out.” Orochimaru murmured.
“Wow he looks so hot.” Sarutobi said, theyounger shinobi could see the man starting to nosebleed.
“Ugh old pervert…” Orochimaru muttered.
“I hope he won’t mistreat you again.” Sarutobi said.
“What? How did you… damn it Tsunade…” Orochimaru breathed.
“I raised you.” Sarutobi said, “I could see the signs.”
“Oh…” Orochimaru replied unsurely.
“This is your day, lets not spoil it.” Sarutobi asked moving forwards to hug the stunned shinobi, “Who is the lucky man… or umm, women?”
“Hmm…”Orochimaru was unwilling to say.
“Come one snakey.” Sarutobi joked.
“I’m not some stupid child.” Orochimaru said.
“To me you’ll always be.” Sarutobi answered.
“Fine, whatever, just release me already…” He said.
“Okay okay, so?”
“You’d never believe me… besides its nothing serious.” Orochimaru said feeling his own pale skin going redder.
“I can accept that son.” He said, internally he knew he would just go and ask Tsunade.
“Goodbye.” Orochimaru said taking off back down the path.

Orochimaru carried on down the street noting how next time he should avoid more main roads, and busier streets.
“Orochimaru-sama! Ahhh!” Some nearby girls screamed in awe.
“I wish he could be mine!” One said.
“He is to good for any of us.” Another said.
“Or maybe that’s because he doesn’t like…” One tried saying.
“Shut up he’s not gay!” a woman snapped.
“But he does always wear make-up…” One added.
“Only sometimes.” The woman said.
“And he hugs a little pillow at night.” One added.
“Were you spying?” the girls asked.
“Only a little…” she argued.
“I think that’s so cute… if he is gay I’m committing suicide.” One girl stated.
Orochimaru greeted the girls out of politeness as he went past due to over hearing their conversation and due to seeing their pleading eyes. They almost passed out when they saw him approach. He then bid them a farewell and the squealed as he left.
He sighed, he only had five minutes left.

“See is straight!” One girl said.
“Yeah sure…” The others said unconvinced.
“Its obvious.” She said.
“To the delusional.” They replied
Orochimaru allowed their voices to fade out.