Sexy no Omake

Warnings:..Am I supposed to put up a warning for F/M smut?

Kakashi retrieved the items from Gai's list quickly and efficiently, returning to Gai's flat with still another two hours to spare.

Gai had been busy, by the time Kakashi returned the whole flat was sparkling clean and Gai himself was covered in dust from head to toe as he opened the door. "Kakashi! You wouldn't happen to know a 24 hour dry cleaner would you?" waving the other man in Gai seemed ready to have a heart attack.

Kakashi leaned back, blinking. "...No. Not really. Why?" he answered.

"I just remembered that I never got around to having the couch cushions dry cleaned..." Gai wiped at his forehead achieving only to spread the dirty around. " I wish I had found the time to spring clean." Untying his apron he hung it over a the back of a chair. "Did you get everything?"

Kakashi quirked an eyebrow but managed to resist saying anything more on that subject. "Yeah, I got everything. Double-checked list and all." He stepped in and took a look around again. "You could probably use a shower, yourself."

Gai looked down on his once green suit and grimaced in annoyance. "Actually I was planning on heading to the public bath later. I could do with a decent soak and I just cleaned the bathroom." He nodded to the kitchen counter. "Just leave the bags there. I'll put everything away once I'm back."

“Want me to stay here while you go?" Kakashi asked, unable to really claim he needed to come as well.

"I was hoping you might join me." Gai explained, then added with a with a hopeful expression. "I could scrub your back."

Kakashi reddened under his mask at the offer of Gai. "...Well, I suppose I could use another bath." he said, casually. Really, he was just thankful to be able to keep an eye on Gai.

"I'll just grab a some fresh clothes." Turning away Gai headed to back into his bedroom.

Kakashi looked down at his own quite worn clothing. ... Well, he had looked worse before, he supposed.

Gai returned smiling brightly and after ushering Kakashi out locked the door. " I haven't been in the public bath in a while. Last time I took Neji and Lee but sadly Neji didn't seem to have any youthful appreciation for it..." It hadn't helped that they had been kicked out of the bath after Lee had challenged Neji to a 'Who can hold his breath the longest' contest and almost drowned creating quite an uproar.

"Ah?" Kakashi asked, only half listening. "I don't go to the public baths." He really never had been, he preferred to be alone when bathing. It left one too open.

“Before I moved into this flat I didn't really have choice." Admitted the azure beast. "My old place only had a shared bathroom." Tugging at the strap of his bag he shifted it so that it wouldn't press on anything particularly painful.

A few more minutes walk later they stood in front of the building that had achieved a certain infamy due to both Jiraiya and later Naruto's interest in the women's bath. "I hope they'll let me in." he worried for a moment before striding inside brimming with confidence. Look like you were supposed to be here and people were more likely to ignore you after all.

Kakashi looked Gai up and down as he followed him. "Why wouldn't they let you in?" he asked. It wasn't until they were walking through the doors that he realized exactly what bath it was.

It occurred to him that he was behind on his reading, and hadn't even noticed until now.

"There was a slight 'incident' here last time, when I came with Lee and Neji. They had a youthful dispute and it didn't end too well.." Gai explained trying to keep his voice down. Looking around he headed to the counter to pay for their visit. Returning to Kakashi's side he smiled relieved. "Apparently they lifted the ban." he remarked moving towards the door marked MEN.

"Ahhh. ... Did they blow up the place, or something?" Kakashi asked, wondering if this was anything like the sake incident.

Rubbing the back of his head Gai gave an embarrassed smile. "Not really, no . It was just that Lee overdid it a bit ..." Opening his allocated cubby-hole he dropped his bag in it and pulled out two towels. Placing them on a bench before toeing of his sandals and the tugging at the knot of his hitae-ate. " Thankfully he bounced straight back, he's truly a remarkable boy." He smiled fondly. Since it was in the middle of the day the changing rooms were deserted and Gai heaved a frustrated sigh before turning his back to Kakashi: "Could you give me a hand with that?" he pointed at the entangled knot in the red fabric.

"Like elastic, it seems." Kakashi commented on Lee's ability to bounce back. "Ah, sure." his hands went down and quickly undid the knot in the hitae-ate. "Really, why did you bother getting dressed in all this?"

"It's only appropriate to see the Hokage like this..." Retorted Gai taking the forehead protector from Kakashi and folding it carefully before putting it on top of his bag. The last piece of clothing was the dusty jumpsuit and Gai slipped out of that with a look of intense satisfaction. " It's the passion of youth and the genius of hard work, I tell you." He further expanded on Lee's resilience. while bending over carefully to put his shoes away before shrugging of his underwear and wrapping one of the towels around his waist.

Kakashi removed his own clothing with the exception of the mask and his own hitae-ate. Although he was comfortable enough around Gai with them off, he could not say the same for public places. "Let me know if you need any help, okay?" Kakashi said, not commenting any further on Gai's faith in Lee.

Handing Kakashi the second towel Gai nodded "Don't worry, I will." He somehow managed to tug the bandages of and added them to his bag before closing the door. Grabbing the bucket with a bar of soap and a small bottle of shampoo in it he headed towards the area set aside for washing up before entering the bath and dragged a small stool over to a faucet. "I wonder what the daimyo's son is like.." he pondered out loud, filling the bucket and dumping the cool water over his head.

Kakashi did the same, he could always wash his mask later, and his forehead protector had gone through more damage than cold water. "Probably some rich kid... doubtful he'll stay the whole two weeks."

"I guess I'll see tomorrow." Picking up the soap Gai turned to Kakashi with a twinkle in his eye "I'll do your back." He offered with a smile.

Kakashi quirked another eyebrow at Gai. He debated whether or not it would be worth it to bother arguing with him. Deciding it wasn't, Kakashi turned so his back was to Gai. "Mm, okay, if you insist."

Lathering up his hands Gai the began to rub the foam over Kakashi's skin. At first it was simple business like sweeps over the other's back that grew heavier with each movement until soon strong and skilful hands started to dig into the muscles, massaging any hint of tension out and leaving no spot untouched.

Although Kakashi did his best to remain strong and unwavering, Gai's hands were very insistent in their movements. He had to remind himself they were in a public place, that Gai was injured...

"...Aaaaaaah, Gaaai-" Kakashi's voice turned out to have a little more moan in it than was intended. "How busy is it right now...?"

Throwing a look around the empty room and hearing no noises from the bath itself Gai shrugged. "Not very. Most people usually come after work." Not stopping in his attention to Kakashi's back while he attacked a particular stubborn knot in the other's lower back. "Why?"

Kakashi rolled his shoulders, glancing back at Gai. Hopefully it wouldn't end up like last time, professing deep feelings and actually doing something that could be called 'making love'. "...Well, we probably won't have a lot of time together after your babysitting job shows up..." he hinted.

Gai sighed. "That's true... I guess you will have to go back to your ANBU duties too" He leaned in until his chest was almost pressed against Kakashi's back, his mouth next to the other man's bare ear. "I really should thank you for helping me with the mission preparations today, before that." Hot air dance over the wet skin with each murmured word.

"Ah, I helped because I wanted to." Kakashi said, voice playful. "Though... do you feel up to telling me any of your fantasies yet?" He hadn't forgotten how unwilling Gai was to tell him originally, and was still quite curious.

Inexplicably Gai blushed and almost pulled back. "They really were nothing special…I doubt you would find them interesting:" He hedged, turning his concentration back to Kakashi's back in an attempt to escape this line of questioning.

Kakashi let out a disappointed sigh. "Fine fine..." he said, relaxing under Gai's hands as he thought of how to get around this. "...So, out of curiosity, have you ever been interested in women at all?"

"Interested in..?" Gai took a moment to grasp the meaning behind that question. "Yes, I have." He finally stated, trailing his fingers along Kakashi's spine until they slipped under the fabric of his mask. "Why do you ask?"

Kakashi shivered, licked at his lips. "Well, I still want to wash your back..." Kakashi said with a promising tone. "And, you know, I still have that jutsu..." of course, Gai would probably say no, Kakashi knew. He was a wet blanket like that.

Actually thinking about it Gai shrugged. "If you would like.." After all indulging Kakashi in this was no hardship in anyway. "Have you ever...done anything with it?" Curiosity had struck again.

"Other than freak you out with it?" Kakashi laughed. "No. That was the first time I used it. It's a pretty useless juvenile jutsu. Still... I suppose it has it's uses for adults." Pulling away from Gai, Kakashi doused himself with cold water again. Shaking his hair out, he formed the seals and the room was filled with the sweet-smelling smoke again. The same beautiful girl as before was where Kakashi used to be, though now quite naked save for the wet mask and hitae-ate, and a few clinging droplets of water.

She smiled at Gai behind the mask. "Well, your turn~."

Faced with Kakashi's new quite generous assets Gai once again flushed a blinding shade of crimson before turning his back to her. "Where did you pick that up anyways?" he asked to distract himself.

"Naruto. Not very surprising, is it?" Kakashi answered, taking up the soap and working on Gai's back. "He liked to cause some amount of trouble with it..." Kakashi leaned in, soft breasts pressing against Gai's back. "Ah, sorry... not used to having
these." Kakashi replied wickedly, hiding a grin behind the mask.

Swallowing hard Gai kept his eyes focused ahead, trying without much success to will the beginnings of an erection away. "Naruto? That REALLY isn't surprising:" Much as he liked the boy and his youthfulness, he was well aware of his past as a troublemaker.

Kakashi smiled. Oh yeah, Gai was liking this. After a little more stroking of Gai's back, Kakashi let out a frustrated sigh. "I think I'll need more soap, ah, where did it go...?" he nudged the soap on the tiled floor out in front of Gai. "Oh, there it is..."

Kakashi got up on her knees and leaned against Gai, pressing her chest against the back of Gai's neck and some of his cheek as well as she strained forward to reach the soap.

Choking at the contact Gai almost forgot to breath for a moment, but soon a wicked grin replaced the shock on his face. Turning his face to Kakashi he nuzzled against it before grasping the thin wrist stretched towards the soap. " You really shouldn't tease like that in a place like this..." But despite his words he shifted slightly, tugging down the wet black fabric of his mask and caught Kakashi's full lips with his own, tracing them eagerly with his tongue.

Letting out a pleased yelp, Kakashi moaned against the kiss, continuing to rub against Gai in as many ways as she could get away with. "You said there was no one else here." Kakashi said in that honey-sweet voice, as soon as they had to pull away for air. "So there's no problem, right?"

In a quick manoeuvre Gai tugged at Kakashi's captured wrist and deposited the silver haired woman in his lap. "No problem." He agreed although he was well aware of the fact that at any time somebody could enter the room. Letting go of Kakashi's wrists he let his hands explore the new but still familiar body pressed against his own. What the other ninja had said was indeed true. Kakashi would have made a sexy woman.

Kakashi clearly knew her stuff. She gasped and moaned and squirmed under Gai's hands, though finding it easier to keep control in a female body, which was good because she had to keep control of the jutsu, after all. "Gaai~" Kakashi stroked along Gai's arms and shoulders, "Weren't we supposed to be washing?"

"You started it." muttered Gai in his defence, his mouth sliding along the collarbone and then downwards heading to one of the lush breasts, his hands stroking up and down Kakashi's back giving his/her butt a quick squeeze. Gai's erection bumping against his stomach when he moved, pre-cum oozing from the slit.

"I diiid." Kakashi admitted, stroking Gai's shoulders and tossing her head back to gasp. "Mmm, ready to go already?" she asked. Kakashi was interested in seeing if he could hold the jutsu through sex.

Gai's answer was muffled as he suckled at a nipple, in a way enjoying these new sensations. Cupping the soft buttock one last time his hands slid over the velvety skin down to Kakashi's knees before switching to the sensitive inside oh his/her thighs and making their way slowly back up.

Kakashi, too, was enjoying these new sensations. Her breath began to hitch in anticipation as Gai's hand moved farther upwards. "Gai, Gaaai..." at this point Kakashi had lost a reason for saying Gai's name, merely loving the feel of it against her lips.

Teasing the nipple with his tongue Gai peeked up at Kakashi inordinately pleased at the flushed face and the lips shaping his name. Resting his hands just below Kakashi's groin he waited for a moment, just to draw out the longing and expectation before stroking over this new detail of Kakashi's with curious fingers. "How does it feel?"

“It feels good..." Kakashi answered, starting to rock her hips against Gai's hands. "Ahhh, what about you, though? Feeling unloved?" she reached down, trying to stroke at Gai from their current entangled positions.

Hips pushing into Kakashi's grip Gai barely managed to stifle a loud moan, his exploring fingers pressing harder against Kakashi in thoughtless reflex His thumb swept over the little nub of Kakashi's clit while one of his fingers slid into her up to the second knuckle. "Not anymore." He gasped in answer to her question.

Kakashi let out a startled half-scream as Gai brushed against her clit, almost dropping the jutsu from it. 'So that DOES feel that good after all, huh!' Kakashi thought as sense came back to her. She'd always wondered with all the women if that really did feel as good as it looked. '...Kind of like a prostate on the front...?'

"Shh!" Gai shushed Kakashi, throwing a worried look at the door to the changing rooms. "If somebody hears you they are bound to investigate." He cautioned but couldn't help brushing over the same spot again, his finger moving deeper and his mouth clamping over Kakashi's to muffled his noise.

It was a good thing that Gai had Kakashi's mouth covered, for even with the warning Kakashi was unable to hold back another cry. It didn't take long in an unfamiliar body, and soon Kakashi was pulling back from Gai as a shuddering orgasm overcame him. It wasn't as strong as male ones, but it seemed to last forever. He ended up sliding back against the cold, wet, tile floor, dropping the jutsu as he hit, unable to keep it up any longer.

Painfully aroused Gain clenched his fists trying to keep from wrapping his hand around his demanding erection and stroke himself to release. Glancing at Kakashi he shot him a strained smile. " Let's rinse and head to the bath now." He decided, reaching for the bucket again.

Kakashi groaned slightly, pushing himself up and letting out a sigh. "I don't think you're done yet, huh?" he said with a smirk. Smoothly, he ducked down and took Gai into his mouth.

Strong fingers clenched around the wood of the bucket as Gai gasped in surprise before biting his lip to keep silent as Kakashi skilfully pleasured him.

'Skilfully' to say the least. Kakashi was merciless with Gai, not caring if anyone heard them. The danger of being heard only made him work harder at Gai.

Hands migrating from the bucket to Kakashi's shoulders Gai couldn't completely silence the cries Kakashi drew from him with his lips and tongue. After the experiment with the jutsu he could do little to stem the rapidly rising tide of his climax as it swept him under. A hoarse cry sounded as he came, his whole body tensing up before relaxing with one last shudder.

Kakashi continued to nurse at Gai through his orgasm, only pulling back when he was certain the other ninja was done. He wiped off his mouth on the back of his hand before pulling his mask back up, just in case anyone decided to come investigate.

Once Kakashi had released him Gai slumped forwards his chest heaving with shallow pants. "I'm glad Jiraiya-sama doesn't peek on the men’s bath.." Was his wheezy comment before he tugged Kakashi's mask down again, instead covering the other's lips with his own, his tongue flicking out and tasting himself on Kakashi's lips.

Kakashi moaned against Gai's kiss, continuing for as long as he was able to before he seriously required air. After pulling back to gasp, he flashed Gai a wicked grin.

"Well, if he did, he'd certainly have some material for another book, yeah?" Kakashi said.

Leaning back Gai smiled affectionately. "I hate to say this but I would prefer it if what we did stayed private." He stopped for a moment only to shoot an answering grin equally as wicked. "Although the thought of you reading THAT all the time..." He licked his lips. "Does have a certain appeal"

"Yeah?" Kakashi kissed Gai's neck, licking at his exposed collarbone. "Because it'd be us?"

Humming his agreement Gai loosely wrapped his arms around Kakashi, his hands falling into the same stroking motion he had used all that time ago in the Onsen. "I would buy one of those:" He admitted with a smile.

Almost purring, Kakashi arched his back just slightly to move into Gai's touch. "You sure you want it to remain private then? I think we could make a good novel." he insisted.

Just as Gai was about to ascertain that: Yes he was quite sure that he didn't want first Jiraiya then the rest of Konoha watch or read about them, the door opened and somebody stepped into the room, almost backing into the door when he saw the two of them wrapped around each other. "Kakashi-sensei! Gai-sensei!!" squeaked the unfortunate Umino Iruka whilst blushing furiously.

Kakashi pulled his mask back up in an instant, smiling pleasantly at Iruka. "Ah, Iruka-sensei. Fancy meeting you here." he said casually, not moving from Gai.

Starring at the two of them for a moment longer Iruka's mouth opened and closed without a sound before he managed to regroup. "Ah....Kakashi-sensei. I'm sorry I didn't mean to interrupt you, please just forget that I was ever here.." Still blushing furiously Iruka edged back towards the door.

Gai closed his eyes for a moment before turning a strained smile at Iruka. "Please don't let us keep you from enjoying the baths, we were just getting ready to leave..." He reached behind him trying to catch the edge of his towel.

"You don't want to soak for a little, Gai?" Kakashi asked sweetly. It was only then that he removed himself from Gai's lap, dousing himself with cold water and shaking his hair out like a dog.

Iruka met Gai's eyes and shot him a weak smile in return. "You don't have to leave on my account Gai-sensei." Finally he noticed the many bruises dotting Gai's body and the bright red burn mark on his chest. " I heard you had a difficult mission but I hadn't imagined you were that badly wounded." Feeling the tension drain from the room Iruka bravely stepped forwards and settled on a stool on the opposite side of Gai and Kakashi. "You look like a long soak would do you good." Then the teacher fell silent pouring water over his head and started to scrub the soap over his skin.

With a defeated smile Gai rinsed himself of before standing and nodding to Iruka. "I'm sorry for startling you earlier Iruka-sensei. I guess I'll take your advice and soak a bit." He smiled again, less strained this time then motioned for Kakashi to join him as he headed to the bath proper.

Kakashi stretched out his limbs and followed Gai into the bath proper, mostly ignoring Iruka from thereon in.

Sinking into the hot water Gai groaned as it caressed his skin soothing the sore spots. "Still want that book?"

Kakashi gently reached out to rub unblemished portions of Gai's shoulders. "Mm, you know me, I'm a pervert." he chuckled.

Leaning into the touch Gai almost purred like an overgrown house cat. Closing his eyes he relaxed with a sigh. "Well if I ever hear of Jiraiya-sama writing a book about it I know who to blame." He teased. "Although it could be worse I guess…at least it wouldn't be a movie."

"A movie would be hot." Kakashi answered cheerfully. "Though I prefer literature, myself. It leaves more to the imagination."

"Figures." Gai snorted, languorously turning in the water to face Kakashi. " After that whole disaster as beat poet I think I have enough of erotic literature to last me a life time." He referred back to their first mission as ANBU partners. "And for a movie it's the same as with the book. I could do without everybody else seeing it."

"Ooooh, but Gai, you're missing out. That stuff was crap compared to what Jiraiya-sama writes." Kakashi insisted, not commenting on the last part of what Gai said.

"What is so outstanding about it?" Floating aimlessly for a moment Gai bumped against Kakashi. " Ok. I challenge you to prove to me that Jiraiya-sama's work is as great as you say."

Kakashi grinned under the mask, running a hand up Gai's chest. "Well, I can arrange a private reading session for you, though I'm not used to reading aloud..."

Grinning in return Gai captured the hand and nipped at the sensitive pads of each finger. "I'm sure somebody with familiarity with the books will do just fine."

Kakashi smiled pleasantly at Gai. "I'm familiar with the books. You can always borrow a few of mine, too, if you want... normally I don't lend them out, but I can make an exception for you."

"Ah...I think I'll be fine without them. Thanks though..." Soaking up the heat for a few more minutes Gai finally stood and pushed his wet hair out of his face. " Are you ready to leave my rival? I probably should head back home and get the last of the preparations for tomorrow done with." Not waiting for an answer he waded to the edge and climbed out.

Kakashi stretched his arms above his head. "Ahhh, yeah, I'll be out in a minute." he said with a wave of his hand, taking just a few minutes more to relax before he followed Gai out of the pool.

Gai finished drying of and was struggling with the jumpsuit that was persistently stuck to his lower leg. Bent over he wriggled in frustration, trying to pull the tight fabric higher. He was so concentrated on this that he didn't even realize that Kakashi had entered the changing room.

Kakashi could not help himself. He was a man that could resist everything but temptation, after all. Seeing no one else around, he quietly moved up behind Gai.

"...Careful. Some people might consider this an open invitation." He said, giving a light slap to Gai's rear before going over to where he had left his own clothing.

Jumping in surprise Gai straightened. " Kakashi !" he grumbled as he realized it had been him. Returning to his fight against his jumpsuit he muttered a frustrated." Well it's NOT;"

Kakashi chuckled, dressing in record time. "...You know, it'd be a lot easier if you dried off your legs, first." he said, returning to Gai's side and grabbing his towel. "Saaa, you're all hairy again. I'm not surprised."

Biting his tongue Gai kept from commenting that he quite preferred having his body hair back. "I did dry them:" He answered instead, giving the green fabric another tug.

Kakashi let out an unimpressed snort. "You know, water can get trapped in body hair." he said, using that as an excuse to run his hand up the inside of Gai's leg to test if they were really dry.

Gai shivered at the touch but was unwilling to just admit defeat. "It's usually not a problem"

"I think it is." Kakashi said, running the towel up Gai's legs slower than necessary. "I think you just don't want to admit it."

Squirming a bit at the slow teasing touch Gai shook his head. " There is nothing to admit." The last thing he needed was for Kakashi to decide that he should shave his legs or something similar.

Kakashi grinned at Gai, kissing his knee through the mask. "Maa, don't worry, the shaving was a one-time thing... you look better this way. It suits you."

Smiling down at Kakashi Gai heaved a sigh of relief. "Glad we agree on that." Still, a soft blush stained his cheek at the roundabout compliment.

"You're very manly." Kakashi said as he continued to towel off Gai's legs. "The hair just adds to that. ...And I kind of like rubbing against your chest, ah, you know?"

"Thank you my rival!" Gai beamed. "It's all thanks to the genius of hard work!" His blush deepened at Kakashi's next words. " Ahh… well. I kind of like that too..." Deciding that it was worth a new try he managed to slide the green fabric up to his hips and from there on over his shoulders. Adjusting the collar he couldn't help but add. "I usually just drip dry...but this is a lot nicer.."

Kakashi watched Gai from his vantage point on his knees in front of the other man. "...I'd be lying if I said I didn't appreciate the view." He commented, idly.

It took a moment but once Gai realized just WHAT Kakashi meant he choked and had to fight down the urge to cover his crotch with his hands. Blushing a bright scarlet that continued past the tight collar of the jumpsuit he stepped back. "Ah.. I think it's time to head home now." It had been enough to traumatise poor Iruka-kun once, he didn't need to walk in on them again. "You are certainly brimming with youthful desire today." He remarked to Kakashi while refastening his hitae-ate around his waist and slipping into his Jounin vest.

"Maa, you bring out the youthful desire in me, I guess." Kakashi said, finally pushing up to stand fully. "Can you do okay on your own tonight, or do you want me to stay over again?"

"Well I guess I have kept you away from your home for long enough..." Grabbing his bag Gai walked into the entrance hall. "I should be alright, no need to worry about me." Even though he didn't want Kakashi to go just yet Gai was aware that he couldn't demand that the other man stay by his side 24/7 so he tried to hide this new neediness. Simply because his flat seemed suddenly a lot less welcoming and comforting when thinking about going back on his own wasn't reason enough to act like a love sick schoolgirl.

Kakashi didn't really want to leave Gai alone either, but he certainly didn't want to look like he was actually affectionate or anything. "...If you're sure you can manage on your own..."

Waving Kakashi's concern off Gai smiled. "Of course I'm sure. Nothing that can keep the azure beast of Konoha down!" He gave the other ANBU a thumbs up. Just as he was about to continue a green blur raced straight towards the unaware ninja