My collection of Naruto / ? pairings

Naruto / Female kakashi

Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto, and thought this up as a way to make sure that you won’t be too disappointed at ,my lack of updating things, which has made some people complain. School is really taking things out on me, since I got a lot of tests, so much that I can barely afford the time to make sure that there would be something called writing done, in addition with my own driving lessons, which take a big chunk of my own precious time…

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Uzumaki Naruto was not the patient type. When his sensei had been late for several times, he had been getting so worked up about it, that he had concocted the idea to go to his sensei’s house to wake the man up by force, if necessary, so they could have some training done before it would get too out of whack for them to be doing any. The feeling that there was a revelation being unfolded heaved upon his shoulders, making him wonder if he could see what was under the mysterious mask that Kakashi always had on his face.

When he had asked Tsunade about where his sensei lived, she had stared at him for a moment, then gave the address, when he had told her that he had wanted to wake the man up, so the man could be on time for once. “You’ve got all my backing in that aspect. The guy needs to be on time sometime, and I won’t stand it that he makes your training suffer because of his tardiness. Oh, and tell him to come by my office later on. I can’t believe that he hasn’t had a check-up ever since his father killed himself through suicide, the man usually conducting them.” Naruto had set out with goodwill in his mood, knocking on the front door, to try and see if the man was awake already, though when he got no reply, he just picked the lock, being slightly surprised that there was a normal lock on it, but then realised that Kakashi would never need more then that, because it would be pretty easy to detect intruders with his skill as a shinobi.

He snuck through the house, seeing a few empty bottles of liquor, a few jutsu scrolls just laying about, and a few volumes of Icha Icha Paradise laying on the table, apparently read with a small note-book besides it. Knowing that it was no business of him, he flipped through the note-book, looking at the pages for a few moments, reading the words that stood there. Volume 9 has some of the more exotic sexual acts in them… I want to try them out sometime, once I find the perfect person who is willing to accept me for who I am, not just the image that I present.

It was something that Naruto had expected of Kakashi, though it seemed to be in a different handwriting, the man’s handwriting being slightly sloppy, and seemingly uneasy to read. He looked at the handwriting, which seemed to be much neater then he used in the normal forms that he needed to fill out when being a Jounin, the calligraphy was so fine that it seemed that it was written by a female, even though that probably wasn’t the case, because he stated that he had no such special person in his life. He crept upstairs slowly, making sure not to create noises and such, even though he knew that Kakashi should know that he was there.

He watched as the bed sheets were moved by the rhythmic breathing of the person under them, the feeling of anticipation being good enough, seeing that the person didn’t have the face-mask on.

“WAKE-UP KAKASHI-SENSEI!” he screamed, jumping on the sleeping figure to make sure that he didn’t get the chance to get the face-mask on in time. He grabbed the person around the waist, not giving an inch to move, holding the figure still, as it trashed for a bit. He sat straight on the person’s lap, to not give a way of escape.

Kakashi was totally unprepared. One moment, she was in a dream-world, where she was held by someone she couldn’t know, then was jerked out of it, being awakened by a youthful shout of someone she could vaguely identify as Naruto, wondering how the hell the kid had snuck up on her sleeping form, sitting up in the bed, forgetting that she liked sleeping in the nude, away from the make-up which made her look like a guy, and the straps which held her chest to her body, only showing as muscles due to an illusion she had placed upon them, making them look like them, for those that didn’t know that she was a female, which was everyone save Arashi-sensei, Sandaime, Rin and Obito, who had figured it out on accident by accidentally looking into the shower she was in, seeing her in full naked glory… and had ended up in hospital for three days because of the inflicted injuries, with the advice to never tell a single living soul about it. Her father of course knew, since he had given her the name Kakashi, to pose as his son, ever since his wife had died in childbirth. Kakashi considered herself to be quite adept at looking like a male, developing an addiction to the Icha Icha paradise series, wanting to try it out with a guy sometimes, but nobody was interested in her, just because she looked like a man.

The mask she wore had a meaning to her, which was of hiding her mouth, which showed no signs of hair growth, her chin never showing any too, which would be a clear indication that she was a female, also she didn’t have the Adams apple, which would mark her as a female. She looked at the ceiling, aware of the hands that clung to her waist, and she sighed, getting up slowly, looking at the blonde wonder who sat on her bed and sighed. “Naruto, please get off my bed.”

Naruto looked at the neckline, then at the chin and at the scarred eye, in which the Sharingan was activated. “There is nothing wrong about your face… then why do you wear that mask?” Kakashi looked at him with a slightly perplexed expression on her face. “Really?” then she realised that he probably hadn’t looked anywhere lower then her neck, and found a small bit of grudging respect for him, before realising that he probably only looked at someone’s face because the villagers disliked him staring at their daughter’s assets or something. “Hey, that’s funny. Your neck is slightly different…”

His gaze followed her neckline, until it came to the sheet that was against her body, then looked at the protrusions there, them being revealed by him sitting on the sheets, thus causing her to show the flesh to him, due to Kakashi having sat upright. “Sensei… you are a woman?”

His eyes turned upwards, his body falling against his sensei, the shock at the breasts being seen and realising that his sensei had been a woman all along had made him pass out. His last thought was: What a damn good chest…

Kakashi sighed as she went to get dressed, going to her dressed and picking a normal shirt out of the thing, then put it on, taking care to bind her breasts, then went to apply the make-up, making sure that there would be a small shade of darkness on her skin, which would make her look more manly.

When she was done, she heard a low groan from the bed, where Naruto still lay, and she put on her Jounin vest and then went to see to him. “Wake up, Naruto.”

Naruto regained consciousness to see her looking at him, immediately he said: “Why?” Kakashi laughed, the sound being light and cheerful and she said: “Because not many women have risen to my level, and are respected. I’m the elite Jounin who was the youngest to ascend to that rank… so, if I had been noted as a female, that would be much harder, since you men always want to have sex. I wanted to have sex too, but I can’t seem to find a guy who would be willing to do it with me.”

Naruto sighed and said; “Tsunade-baachan asked me if you could come by her office to let her check your health.” Kakashi blanched, the idea of a medical being pretty unattractive to her, since it would be noted that she was a female, looked at Naruto with a pleading look and said: “I know this is asking a bit much, but could you please go to Tsunade-sama and tell her that I won’t be able to come because I feel sick?”

Naruto looked at his sensei and said; “Of course, Kakashi-sensei. I was a bit surprised that you were a female, but I suppose you’ve got your reasons for posing as a male to people, even though the story about the ascension of female shinobi would be pretty correct, if you ask me. I’ll go to baachan and ask her if she’ll forget about it.” Kakashi nodded and said; “I’m in your debt, Naruto-kun.” Naruto just gave a cheerful grin at his sensei and said; “Just get to Sakura-chan and give her some instruction and I’ll be with Baachan and ask her.”

Kakashi nodded, getting everything ready for her departure. When she was finally done, she looked at the mirror, adjusted the hitai-ate, then went to the training area where Sakura was patiently waiting for her to appear, though she didn’t know that Kakashi was actually a she.

Naruto stood before Tsunade’s office, overhearing a snippet of the conversation inside, before he threw open the door: “… I’m sure that they’ll be thrilled with the dance idea.” “BAACHAN!”

The Godaime Hokage of Konohagakure, Tsunade looked up to the blonde boy who seemed to bounce into the room with an excitement hanging around him, making her intrigued as to the reason for that excitement, knowing that he had been to Kakashi’s house. “What is it, brat?”

“Kakashi-sensei has told me that he’s unable to come to the medical exam, due to reasons I am not to reveal.” Tsunade’s eyebrow shot into the air, before she shook her head and said; “As the Hokage of Konohagakure, you’ll tell me, I am your direct superior and need to know the reason.”

Naruto knew that this would be a bit of a gamble, so he chose the unwise path, going against Tsunade. “And I am the Jinchuriki for the Terror of Konoha. Do you really want me to shatter the flimsy seal on the cage, Tsunade?” it was a gamble, because he wasn’t sure if she would buy it or not.

Tsunade’s eyes widened at the implication of Naruto shattering the seal and releasing Kyuubi back into the world. Beside her, Shizune shivered at that idea, of the demon destroying Konoha, a total rampage ensuing. “Y-y-you wouldn’t! It would kill you!”

Naruto looked at the woman, deciding to act a bit more, recalling the insane look on Orochimaru’s face, and trying to imitate it. “What if I would? Do you think you can stop me, Tsunade-chan?” the voice seemed to be tinged with a hint of madness, how it got in, he didn’t know. It did have the desired effect, Tsunade now breaking out in a slight sweat as the idea of a Kyuubi enhanced Naruto or Kyuubi breaking loose in Konoha was a pretty good idea of Doomsday for her.

“You still wouldn’t! You love this place! What about your dream to become Hokage?” Naruto grinned at the panicking Hokage and the moment that an ANBU came through the door to ask why the Hokage was being so upset, a tail made from Kyuubi’s chakra shot out, knocking the ANBU unconscious as it collided with the person.

Tsunade’s eyes widened slightly and Naruto looked at her, his eyes going into a blood red slanted mode, which seemed to make him resemble Kyuubi even more and he said; “You ain’t seeing Kakashi for a medical for quite a while. I’ll ask him to conduct it himself, or I will do it.” That voice cowed the Hokage and Shizune, prompting them to forget about it at the moment, leaving Naruto to leave after placing a small kiss on Tsunade’s forehead, saying that he had been kidding about releasing Kyuubi, but intending to do so if she tried to examine Kakashi.

Kakashi watched the blonde come on the training field and then nodded towards him. “Naruto-kun, did you do what I asked you to do?” Naruto nodded and said; “Tsunade is my bitch now…” Kakashi raised an eyebrow at the comment, before saying: “Heh, I knew you’d be able to do it.”

Naruto grinned and said: “Always threathen Konoha and Tsunade will fold like the leaf…” he had to duck under the fist from Sakura, who had been annoyed at the way that they were talking about her sensei. “DON’T TALK ABOUT TSUNADE-SHISHOU LIKE THAT!”

Kakashi smiled slightly under the mask, being glad that it made her voice sound lower then normal and that it seemingly was able to hide her facial features too. “Sakura, stop. Tsunade-sama was intending to do things to me which have been forbidden to do to me by my late father. I asked Naruto to merely threaten Tsunade into not conducting a medical.”

Sakura was still irked, but realised that her sensei had some secrets and was going to keep them at all costs. Kakashi looked at Naruto, then crouched next to him and whispered in his ear: “I owe you one… Not many people are able to bully Tsunade into not doing a medical exam.”

WITH TSUNADE

“HOW DARE YOU TEACH YOUR STUDENT TO BE ABLE TO MANIPULATE ME!” Jiraiya was fearing for his eardrums as the woman was so irritated at him, of no specified reason. “Then what the hell did he do to you then? I know you better then that, Tsunade-chan.” A paperweight soared past his head and he knew that he shouldn’t have added the chan suffix. He looked at her as she calmed herself down a bit and then said: “He manipulated me into not giving Kakashi a proper medical. He said that he’d release It upon us if I didn’t obey, which I did after he nearly killed one of the ANBU with a tail of that infernal Chakra. Then he kissed me. “

Jiraiya blinked a few times, then looked at Tsunade and began to laugh. “He kissed you? Wonderful! Absolutely fabulous. I’d have given good money to see that!” he said while chuckling at Tsunade’s expression of disbelief, before turning serious. “I didn’t teach him anything like that, but if he had promised Kakashi-kun that he’d keep him out of the hospital. The kid always keeps his promises! Even when I tried to dissuade him from doing something that he had promised, he said that he’d do it just because he promised to help. It’s best to just get to Kakashi when he’s off-guard, then drag him to a medical office. Every time he’s been in the hospital, his wounds were treated by himself, even when he had been assaulted by Uchiha itachi, he had taken care of it at his house.” Tsunade nodded, and together with Jiraiya, she devised a plan to bring in the notorious pervert… who was a female hiding under a male guise.

Naruto enjoyed the training session, Kakashi giving him some pointers, making him feel more appreciated by the woman, who had even started to teach him a technique called the Karyuu Endan, which would be pretty hard to learn according to Jiraiya. Kakashi had remarked that she had enough chakra to fire at least 7 at a good day. Naqruto eagerly started to train.

When the training was done, Kakashi and Naruto were busy with walking back to the village, the training fields being located somewhere out of the village, making Naruto and Kakashi have a nice walk together. The air between the two of them was pretty relaxed, since Naruto knew that Kakashi was a woman, and Kakashi knew that Naruto could be trusted with almost everything. “Kakashi-sensei?”

The woman turned to him and said; “Hai, Naruto?” Naruto looked at her before saying; “ am I the only one who knows?” Kakashi nodded and when they reached the gate, they saw a poster for a dance on one of the walls, stating that it was for shinobi and Kunoichi only, making Kakashi and Naruto groan. “Damn… a dance… and I don’t know with who to go. Sakura-chan will probably go with someone else then me, and I don’t know enough other girls who would want to go with me…” Kakashi sighed and said; “I usually go alone to those kinds of parties. But then again, I rarely know that they’ll be given, since I took long-term missions a lot.”

Naruto nodded, thinking about a girl who he could possible take to the dance. None of them sprang to mind, Hinata being too weird and gothic and dark for him to think about. Tenten being a bit too obsessed with sharp weapons for his liking, Sakura still pining for Sasuke, Ino being the same. The rest of the women he knew either were told not to be close to him, or were too old, or married, engaged, or having boyfriends.

He looked at Kakashi and then sighed and said; “Is it okay if I stayed at your place, Sensei? I’m feeling lonely all of a sudden.” Kakashi nodded and said; “I hope you like eggplant soup then.” Naruto nodded, never having tasted it, but wanting to try something new. When they got to Kakashi’s house, Kakashi got the keys from her pocket, then opened the door, keeping the bored face that she always wore in public on her face until the door was closed and then sighed deeply.. “I’m glad that’s over.” Naruto nodded and said; “Well then, shall we get started? Or do you still have some leftovers?” Kakashi smiled softly and said; “I’ll make some, you just relax. After all it’s the female’s duty to make the dinner for the man… and I’m willing to play female for you…”

Naruto nodded and chose a seat in what Kakashi explained was her living room, the Icha Icha Paradise collection being a good series according to her, though Naruto commented on her note that she wanted to do it herself once too, which had the woman turn a shade of red that Naruto found rather nice on her face.

Fifty-three minutes later, Kakashi, dressed in an apron served the eggplant soup, some rice and beef, mixed with fresh fruits to Naruto, then took a seat, and grabbed the chopsticks and they began to eat dinner. Naruto was a silent diner, choosing to display manners.

She was studying him as he ate. He hardly ate the rice like he did with ramen, choosing to do it in a style which was very polite and reserved, and realised that this was just one of the many sides to Naruto, that almost nobody ever saw. The feeling that there was something about Naruto that she couldn’t resist became more apparent as she watched how he used a napkin to clean his mouth, and found the sight of his lips being good enough to make her feel slightly wet. The feeling was something that wasn’t foreign to her, as she liked looking at pretty men and fantasize about them.

Naruto looked at Kakashi, as she had washed the gel from her hair, making it fall down slightly in her face, her breasts being unbound, which she had done to look more feminine, since nobody ever visited her at home, unless it was a rare occurrence.

Naruto could see her breasts slightly, the t-shirt that she wore not really hiding them. Kakashi looked at him, her mismatched eyes looking at him, her lips looking inviting to him. “Kakashi-sensei?”

“Naruto-kun?” she asked, looking at him, as he said the same thing at the same time. “Gomen.” She said, looking at him, who blushed too. “Kakashi-sensei… you look beautiful…”

Naruto was perfect for her, the compliment being made at the perfect time, when she was already feeling slightly horny, which made her attraction to him increase. That he looked like her old sensei was something that she liked too, finding that she liked her men blonde, with a lot of stamina, which could be used in more ways then one…

“Arigatou, Naruto-kun… You look so damn… hot.” She said, being surprised by her choice of words. His eyes widened slightly and he almost choked on his soup, looking at her. “You think I’m hot? Are you attracted to me, Sensei?” she shook her head, a blush on her face, her silver hair falling slightly.

Damn, she looks cute when she blushes. Ran through his mind, his thought pattern beginning to change about his sensei. When he had seen that his sensei was a woman, his mind hadn’t made the switch quite yet, but now, he could see that she like him, having been taught to discern the look on the female’s face by Jiraiya, who had taught that him immediately so he would be able to get a good girlfriend, which sadly wasn’t the case at the moment, though he would be willing to have Kakashi as a girlfriend…

“Hai, Naruto-kun… I hope you aren’t upset by an old woman like me liking you…” Naruto shook his head. “Of course not, sensei. I like you too, in that way.” Kakashi’s eyes widened and she looked at the blonde marvel of nature and then smiled softly and said; “I hope you’ll like this then…” and grabbed her t-shit and lifted it to reveal that she wasn’t wearing a bra, and her breasts bounced in the light, before Kakashi grabbed them, squeezing them slightly, moaning Naruto’s name; “Naruto-kun… I want you so badly…”

Naruto watched the sight of Kakashi playing with her nipples, making moaning sounds and he was getting aroused by it. His pants felt tight, and he shivered as he looked at Kakashi, who was getting out of her pants, deciding to do the same. His pants were out in a flash, his jacket landing on the ground behind him, letting him sit there in his boxers, wherein a tent was forming. He looked at Kakashi, who was looking at the tent in his boxers, looking at the thing that was hidden therein and couldn’t resist but say: “Ooh… look… can I touch it?”

Naruto nodded and Kakashi came over to him, her breasts almost in his face as she looked at the tent in his boxers, her hands running over it, the delicate fingers slowly going in with the waistband which kept them on his waist and then touching his cock.

The feeling of her fingers on his cock was something that he would never have expected to have happen. 24 hours before, he had thought his sensei as a man, now she was a woman, one who was intent at making love with him. He held no notion that they would get too emotionally attached just after this, but that a friendship would probably evolve from it.

“Let’s get it out, shall we?” she said almost breathlessly, looking at him, him nodding slightly as he looked at her, and she slid his boxers off his body, throwing them over her shoulder, giving him no hint about what she was going to do. “Do you see my pussy, Naruto-kun?”

He nodded, and she got up and then walked, positioning herself above his cock and then sat down, guiding him inside, gritting her teeth slightly as she could feel her hymen break, the feeling being a bit unpleasant. Naruto on the other hand could feel his eyes widening as he could feel the warmth spread over his cock, her wet pussy making it easier for him to go inside her. The feeling was something that was exotic and rich, one he wanted to cherish for a long time to come. He looked into the Sharingan that she had in her left eye, grinning for a few moments before kissing her, his cock entirely inside of her, making her groan as she could feel that he was large.

The feeling of a cock inside of her was making her giggly and light-headed, since she had never expected that it would be Naruto who took her virginity. At the same time, she also remembered that she hadn’t taken any preventative measures to ensure that she wouldn’t get pregnant, before she remembered that she had a small stash of condoms, bought a few months ago, just to look like a man in front of some of the Jounin, who had been rather ashamed to go and buy them.

“Wait a moment, Naruto-kun…” and she heaved herself up again, having broken the kiss moments ago. He looked at her ass as she walked out of the room, and he could hear her going up the stairs, probably getting something. The feeling was strange to him, making him feel a cold chill up his spine.

She returned a few minutes later, a small box of condoms in her hands, size XL… it made him raise an eyebrow and she grinned and said; “I don’t want to get pregnant just yet, Naruto-kun.” He nodded, and watched as she opened the package and got out the condom, then looked for instructions on the box, and then followed them up, leading to Naruto wearing a condom two minutes later. He looked at her and then she repeated the same thing like before, his cock filling her up as she sat on his lap, going up and down, her legs wrapped around his waist, using that to make sure she went up and down on him, making them experience the pleasure. Kakashi felt how he moved inside her, the condom barely having been large enough, before she had remembered that there had also been a few XXL in the package, put in there by accident or something. The general feeling of his cock inside of her was like she had put a very big finger inside of her, one that rubbed against all the good spots and making her feel good.

Naruto felt how her body rubbed against his, her making the rhythm for the sexual action. He wanted to have some semblance of control himself, so when he kissed her, his teeth bit into her lip slightly, looking at her with passion within his eyes.

She looked back at him, looking deep into his cerulean eyes, which seemed to make her heart beat faster, kissing him fiercer, with passion. He broke the kiss and then pushed her backwards, letting her fall on the table, and immediately was upon her, thrusting inside her, her back slightly smeared with the rice, sauce and some of the eggplant soup which had fell over with the body on the table.

The feeling was hot, the pain being not so noticeable for her as it was for him, for him, she felt like a vice had just been clamped over his cock, the feeling being enough to make him feel some small bit of discomfort. He looked her in the eyes, the sharingan in her eye being activated, though not giving too great a drain on her chakra reserves, something that made Kakashi slightly surprised, since it had been very rare that she didn’t wear the hitai-ate to cover it at home, forgoing to do so when going to bed. She looked at him, the feeling of power swelling within her. The connection between their bodies seemed to intensify, his cock within her seemed to make her experience some very pleasant sensations.

Naruto could feel her warmth around his cock, his eyes feeling slightly painful, the feeling being slightly painful, though enough to make him feel only the minor discomfort. He looked at Kakashi, his eyes opening slightly, his body feeling exhausted all of a sudden, though he kept on thrusting inside her. The feeling of his cock rubbing at her pussy made her feel so good, the feeling being enough to bring her to multiple orgasms. The feeling to him was dulled slightly, by the interference of the strange pain.

She looked into his eyes, seeing a sea of ruby red staring back at her, slanted pupils and such within his eyes, giving him a feral look. She looked into his eyes, grasping his back tightly, feeling the comfort of him against her body, giving her the peace needed, as he kept going at the rhythm, thrusting within her slower now, the pleasure still being sent to her. Sweat was on her body, mixing with his sweat, as a bead of sweat fell off his chin, hitting her in the neckline. She looked at him as he grinned at her.

“ Wanna play a bit with the food?” he had acquired a taste for sexy little games, he surmised as he grabbed a bottle of sweet sour sauce, unscrewing the lid and pouring a bit of the sauce over her breasts, making her squeak a bit as the cold sauce was dripped on her skin., there Naruto licked it off slowly. “ Damn you make it feel so damn naughty… this is better then volume 19 in which Ichiro licks the sauce from Miki’s skin…”

Kakashi likes the feeling of his tongue over her breasts, the feeling that it made being good enough for her, the tongue being slightly tough, her nipples being cleaned with an expert-like precision., the feeling that went with it was good, the feeling of release being so close. The warmth and wetness that had been building up was increasing with every little lick, every little nibble on her breasts that he did.

The feeling that he got in his body was warmth, the sauce tasting sweet when he licked it from her breasts. Every lick seemed to wake more passion within his body, until it just exploded.

He shivered, then closed his eyes as an orgasm came, the feeling being enough for him, making him experience the full range of pleasure, leading to a strangled gasp, then a relaxation of the body…

They lay there still, Kakashi having closed her eyes, before groaning slightly and opening them, to see that Naruto was asleep. “ I guess not everything is good enough… and I think that this will be enough for the night…” she pushed him off of her, where he slid out of her with a wet pop. She smiled softly as she plucked the condom off his cock, throwing it in a waste bin, which she would eventually dispose of.

Naruto awake when hot water poured onto him, watching how Kakashi was now busy with cleaning him under her shower, making a humming tune emerge from her lips and he could only mutter: “ That was great…” she smiled softly at him and then said: “ I enjoyed it too, Naruto-kun…” she washed his body, having washed her own beforehand. The feeling of the sauce coming off her back had been quite the relief actually, since she had an inkling to just go to bed, but the idea of getting the bed dirty was less appealing to her then just getting a shower, and she had to clean Naruto up a bit too…

Naruto and Kakashi ended up sharing the bed for the night, with Kakashi being the first one awake, and got dressed, shaking Naruto to get him up, who yawned, then muttered about not wanting to wake up. “ We got to go to training, Naruto-kun.”

The day progressed just fine. They did a D-ranked mission involving the cat from the Daimyo’s wife, due to Naruto still being a genin. In the mission office, Naruto asked Tsuande about the dance. “ Do I have to go?”

Tsunade smiled sweetly and said; “ Hai, Naruto-kun… so get a date…” Naruto looked at Tsunade, then at Kakashi before walking over to Kakashi and looking into her eyes and saying; “ Kakashi-sensei… would you go to the dance with me?”

She smiled under the mask, her only visible eye forming a happy blink and then said; “ Of course I’d like to go with you to the dance…” that statement made Tsunade’s eyes wide, Jiraiya bursting out in tears at a gay apprentice and Iruka’s eyes going really wide, Sakura fainting at the thought of her sensei and Naruto together.

“ And Naruto-kun?” Naruto looked at the older woman who wore a smile under the mask and she spoke softly: “ I want you to know that we are now officially seeing each other… so, the dance will be our first date…” Tsunade fainted from the yaoi thoughts that went through her mind, as Kakashi lowered her mask and kissed Naruto on the lips, a happy smile on her face before her lips touched Naruto’s.

Jiraiya was crying about his student going all wrong and stuff like that, Shizune had fainted at the sight of Kakashi and Naruto kissing. Naruto felt at ease when he kissed Kakashi, the feeling of her lips bringing him to ecstasy, the mere presence of her, her wisdom and other things endearing to him so much that it was hard not to grab her and take her on the table…

The day of the dance, neither Kakashi nor Naruto were seen, Kakashi taking her time to prepare for the dance, selecting a nice dress to go with her figure, which was in shape, extraordinarily so. The feeling that tonight would be special played through her mind, and her Sharingan eye stung slightly, her other eye also stinging, but she repressed that feeling.

Naruto appeared at her house, dressed in a black shinobi outfit, that resembled a tuxedo, when she appeared, looking at him with a smile on her face, her hair loose, ungelled and made into a style in which it seemed to enshroud her face like some sort of holy symbol.” Ready to go, Naruto-kun?”

Her voice entranced him, but he managed to speak: “ Hai, let’s go, Kakashi-chan. “ Kakashi smiled softly and said: “ Call me Ka-chan.” Naruto nodded and said; “ I love your dress Ka-chan.”

When they got to the dance, Naruto watched several couples enter, Jiraiya with Tsunade, who looked ready to bash the man’s face in, Hinata with Shino, with the former giving Naruto a surprised gaze, clearly not having heard about the gay suspicion he had been subjected with and Iruka with a woman named Suzume.

“ Let’s go then…” Naruto took Kakashi’s hand, smiled at her and they entered. When they entered, they weren’t immediately recognised, due to Naruto’s change of style, which clearly was beyond anyone who had ever met him, their imagination. He looked around for Tsunade and Jiraiya, seeing them stand together rather uncomfortably, looking at the crowd. Tsunade delivered a small speech about how lovely she found it that everyone was here, and that there would be a dancing contest with a paid leave of two weeks as a first prize. “ Can you dance?”

Kakashi nodded, Naruto nodding too. “ So can I… Ero-sennin at least taught me how to dance.” Naruto led kakashi to Jiraiya and tapped him on the shoulder: “Ero-sennin…” the man turned around, then noticed Kakashi and said; “ Well hello there pretty lady. How come you’ve met with my apprentice, who has unfortunately become gay?” kakashi suppressed a smile and answered: “ For a gay apprentice he still managed to fuck me quite well, Jiraqiya-sama.”

Jiraiya’s gaze drifted to Naruto and frowned: “ You asked Hatake Kakshi on a date, and here you are with this hot sex bomb, who has stated that you fucked her… what the hell are you doing?” Naruto smiled rather airily and said: “ Meet my girlfriend, the elite Jounin hatake Kakashi…” Kakashi bowed and said; “ Pleased to be introduced as my rightful gender, Jiraiya-sama…” both Tsunade as Jiraiya felt the blood drain from their faces as they processed that Hatake Kakashi had always been female, and was now going to dance with her student, who had asked her out to dance with him, and they were going steady…

“So that’s why he never showed any medical statistics…” Tsunade managed to speak before grabbing Jiraiya to remain standing, the shock clearly too great for her to handle at the moment. Kakashi just smiled, then turned to Naruto: “ The contest is starting… let’s get ourselves signed up, shall we?”

Eventually, they signed up, the person handling the sign-ups thinking Kakashi was under a henge. When it was their turn, a rather upbeat music sprang up, Kakashi beginning to smile; “ Time to dance!”

And dance they did. The moment that they started, it was like watching a duel between two jounin. Every pace was met by them, every twist and turn of the dance being executed without a flaw… in the end, the Jury gave them 99.7 points, with only a few points deduced for some rather improper moves, which included a rather playful grope by Naruto, to which Kakashi had blushed.

The end results were talked about, with Naruto and Kakashi scoring the highest amount of points, followed by crowd favourite, Hyuuga Hinata with Shino. Naruto was happy the moment they were pulled on stage, with Kakashi blushing slightly as he cheered, something about a marathon, and having to buy some more things were heard during his cheers.

“ Anything you want to say to the people about your victory?” Tsunade asked, it being proper to ask after the rather spectaculat score of only 5 points above the crowd favourite; “ Hai. All I have to say is that you got to like the person you are dancing enough, and without Kakashi-sensei I would not have been able to do it, since she supplied me with some dancing lessons, supplementing the ones given to me by the king of hentais, Jiraiya-sensei…” Jiraiya gave an indignant sound, something about brats never knowing when to shut up and stuck up snobbish girls.

“Kakashi-kun, how come you are female?” Sarutobi Asuma asked, looking at the bit of cleavage that Kakashi displayed, with Kakashi giving a rather pointed glare back: “ I always was female, you numbskull. Kurenai-chan, dump him, he’s been seeing Yukiko behind your back. If you ever need a man in your life, you can borrow my boyfriend for a few days…”

The burning hiss of a cigarette being put out on someone’s skin, followed by the strangled scream of Asuma put an end to Kurenai’s relationship with the man… which led to the next question: “Who is your boyfriend?”

Kakashi patted Naruto on the head, then looked at the asking party, one Yuuhi Kurenai, now ex-girlfriend of Asuma. “ Him here… and I’ll let you know that he’s a kinky bastard who likes to use ropes and stuff. “

“ KAKASHI!” Naruto’s indignant reply was good enough to make her laugh… then create a few hand seals, a few changes coming to the body, an Adams apple seemingly appearing in the place, the dress disappearing, the usual jounin outfit appearing on the body. “So, now let’s get the hell out of here…” in a poof of smoke, Naruto and Kakashi poofed away, after taking a picture of the faces of the people.

A big banner: THIS HAS BEEN A PRANK MADE BY H. KAKASHI AND U. NARUTO. PS: KAKASHI-SENSEI USED BREAST IMPLANTS! Was hung in the room, while Naruto and Kakashi had left under a henge of Kakashi being male. She had intended to appear in public as a female, then as a male to create maximum confusion.

Three days later, she entered the male part of the onsen, a rather magnificent piece of equipment in use. It supplied a genjutsu which was so strong that people could believe that she really had the male anatomy. Naruto and Kakashi entered the onsen together, getting into the water together, with Naruto sitting on Kakashi’s lap, and kissing her at the moment that Sarutobi Asuma entered, who saw it, and saw the hitai-ate over Kakashi’s eye, hiding the sharingan. Immediately it spread like wildfire that Kakashi had been joking about beign a female and was a gay male, which immediately seemed to boost the popularity of him amongst the slash fangirls.

Three weeks later, Naruto and Kakashi took a trip to Wave country, to enjoy their free time… whatever happened there is not known, but Inari got nightmares of the things he saw one day, when he came to visit Naruto in the small house that he and Kakashi had rented for the duration of their stay. He would never be the same around them, candles and whips scaring him nearly to death when wielded by someone…

Eventually they married, Kakashi giving birth to a son, which they named Arashi, after Naruto''s father, the Yondaime....

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My attempt at a female Kakashi… I hope that there will be some good reviews on this one, since I am trying to reach 1000 reviews, something that this site probably hasn’t seen yet…

So, gimme 70 more reviews and the next time I update I’ll give you guys a HINT about the present I’m going to give you as a present for my turning 19…

THOSE WHO KNOW ARE NOT TO TELL OF IT SINCE IT WOULD RUIN THE SURPRISE…

But know that it will be good…

Next pairing is up to you to decide…