My collection of Naruto / ? pairings

Naruto / Nara Yoshino

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Naruto was currently doing nothing. The feeling of boredom seemed to have been soaked in his body, being kept there, not wanting to be released. He had to find something to do or else he would go insane. Kakashi wouldn’t train him, stating that he needed more time to recover. Naruto did find that a lot of bull, but the excuse still seemed valid due to the man’s usage of the Mangekyou Sharingan in his eye.

He looked at the marketplace, resorting to trying to help out some people, but he wasn’t too successful. He wasn’t looked at with any kind looks, nobody wanting his help. He had tried to act not too put out by their refusal, the idea of helping people with their shopping being good enough to get the boredom away, since Tsunade didn’t want him doing any missions due to the situation with Akatsuki and such…

She was currently struggling with the load of the bags, even though she was a shinobi of Jounin rank. She looked at the bags, simply not having enough arms to carry them. “Would you like some assistance, miss?” the voice seemed to be energetic, though she knew who the owner was, the ‘Demon Brat’ of Konoha, though nobody called him that due to the law that was built around his existence. The kid had asked if she needed help, her first reply being to say no, but she had need of a few extra hands.

“Hai, gaki.” And handed him a few bags. Naruto accepted them, feeling useful for at least once. He created a Kage bunshin after he set the bag careful on the ground, then handed the bag to the bunshin, who didn’t complain about having to carry the bag and then looked at the strange woman and said; “ You are Shikamaru’s mother, aren’t you?”

She looked at him, surprised that he knew her son, even though she faintly remembered that they would have attended the same academy class. He looked to be honest with helping her, something that shouldn’t get unrewarded, she presumed. She gave him a curt nod, then said; “Come, I need to get some meat.”

“ Yes, Nara-san.” And he followed her. She found his presence to be rather tolerable, as he kept his silence the entire time, just watching her. She looked at him for a few moments and then handed the bunshin a bag, which made it groan something about heaviness of the bags, to which Naruto created another kage bunshin, which took the bag from the other bunshin, thus allowing Naruto to follow her. “Are you hosting a party, Nara-san?”

She looked at him as he asked her that, looking with a hint of suspicion at him and then shaking her head; “ My husband is once again hosting a small dinner with his friends. I have been selected to get the groceries and such.” Naruto nodded and then kept his silence for the remainder, as she went to get the rest of the materials needed for the small dinner. She looked at him for a few moments, to verify if he still was there, then said; “ I’d like some of that tuna filet please, Nonuharu-san.”

The shopkeeper looked at her, with the blonde troupe behind her and said; “ What is that demon brat doing here?” She looked at Naruto for a moment and then said: “ He offered to help me, and I needed some help, so here we are… He’s useful for carrying the stuff…” the shopkeeper nodded, then sold the fish at a lower price then usual, whispering to her; “ For putting up with the demon brat.” She nodded, before taking the fish to Naruto and giving it to the bunshin, ordering it not to drop it or else she would be very displeased.

The creepy aura that she released was enough for Naruto to make sure that they would be very well cared for, not a single blemish on them and then he seemed to feel the irritation of the woman, and he just kept silent. Silence was good when being around easily irritable females like Tsunade, so he had been keeping his mouth shut more times then he had opened it. He also learned some interesting information that way, like the bit of info that Shizune thought of him as a lust object with his most adorable whisker marks and that she wanted to conduct a medical soon on him… she hadn’t even noticed that he was in the room at that point, despite him having a bit of orange within his clothing, which tended to attract attention anyways.

There were some things that he rather wished that he didn’t know them. Like the fact that Tsunade complained about the lack of young guys that wanted to have some fun with an experienced woman like her, to Shizune, who didn’t comment on it, but after having just stated that Naruto had been rather cute, offered the suggestion to just use Naruto… which led for him to fear the next medical exam that he would undergo, since the blonde Hokage and her assistant would be checking his health personally… which couldn’t mean much good if they wanted to test him on anything below the belt…

When they arrived at the Nara home, he looked at Yoshino, sighing deeply as he realised that he had managed to fill an entire afternoon by just following the woman and carrying her groceries. “ Would you like to come in, Uzumaki-san?” he looked at her in disbelief, blinking a few times. “ You are… inviting me inside?” she nodded, saying: “ It is the least I could do. After all, you helped me carry the bags.” Naruto nodded, reluctantly, sighing slightly as he dispensed his bunshin after taking all the bags, then putting them on the ground, entering the house, putting them next to the table, where she told him that he could put them. He looked at her for a moment, before deciding to ask: “ Not many people would willingly let me into their house. Why did you?” she looked at him for a moment, then sighed and said; “ I need some company around me, and while I cook for dinner, why don’t I talk to you, since my lazy bum of a husband is still out on a mission or something to that. Shikamaru won’t be home for some time too, so we are all alone.”

Naruto nodded, knowing the feeling of loneliness all too well, the feeling often getting to him when he felt especially alone, the loneliness making him even more silent. “ Uzumaki-san, can I ask why you wanted to help someone like me?”

Naruto looked at her, as she was chopping some vegetables, and he answered: “ I was bored. And because I was bored, I decided that doing something for the community would be a good way to spend my time…” Yoshino nodded and said: “ Anyhow, I’m glad for the help, since you didn’t act like the bother I thought you would be. Arigatou Uzumaki-san.”

“ Could you please call me Naruto? I don’t really like it when someone addresses me as Uzumaki-san.” She looked at him, stopping her preparations for dinner for a moment. “ Hai, Naruto-kun. You may call me Yoshino or Nara-san.” Naruto nodded and said: “Nara-san, I loved to help you. If you ever need me, just ask me when you see me and I’ll gladly lend a hand, or create some kage bunshin to help you out… just don’t hurt them and they’ll be fine.” She nodded, mentally chalking a point to his favour in her mental list. “Naruto-kun, you seem like an intelligent person. Tell me something, why do you continue to act like a hyperactive young child in the presence of the villagers, but manage to hold such a conversation like this with me? Is it because I am a former shinobi, or because you keep up a facade for the villagers? I worked under Morino Ibiki for a few weeks during my Chuunin time so I know that that is just a mask you put on. When you looked at Nonuharu-san, you seemed to act like the child that you were a few years ago, but now you are silent and don’t seem to be much of a bother.”

Naruto smiled wryly, since his masks had been seen through by the woman. “Nara-san, I keep up that mask to make sure that nobody sees my tears, or the feeling of loneliness when I realise that there will be nobody to make sure that I get a nice welcome when at home, or have family to care for me.” He looked at her with a sharp look on his face, watching her face for an indication of her reaction.

She blinked, feeling the words sink in on her, and it hit her, how almost nobody seemed to give the boy the time of day, never mind ever showing him kindness. She could sympathise with the kid, knowing that he had been subjected to things that little boys should never have to face, the hatred of the village being enough to drive anyone insane, and she wondered if he had been treading that line for some time.

“ How long would you have taken it until you snapped?” the question was sudden, but he understood the meaning perfectly. “A month perhaps. If I hadn’t graduated at that moment, I might have gotten so angry that I would have killed someone.” She shook her head. “ ANBU would have prevented you.”

Naruto shook his head; “ Against Kyuu’s power? I think not. If I had went crazy, that beast would have taken over, and then this village would be nothing more then burnt ground and a shattered forest. Let’s just say that it was not so pleased with me becoming emotionally stable…” She nodded, understanding the human psyche for at least a bit. She looked at him and then shook her head, looking at the clock, hearing a door open and close and Shikamaru entered the room, looking at Naruto for a moment, who hadn’t noticed him quite yet.

“I’d probably have massacred most of the residential area first, since most of the soft meat resides there. They won’t be able to fight back, since most of the shinobi should be too occupied with having to fend off the attacks from the chakra that I would emanate, the feeling of terror being too great for anything but a Hokage to overcome… but well, then Sarutobi-jiisan would have been killed, just like Blondie was killed.” She turned to Naruto, raising an eyebrow and saying, while giving her son a curt nod. “ Blondie?” Naruto shook his head; “The arrogant fool who dared to seal that thing inside this little body. I wonder if he knew that I would be experiencing this hell, or else he’d have left when he had the chance. Yondaime Hokage or not, nobody would willingly make their own child go through the things that I have faced… And to believe that the molestation was worse enough… assassination attempts were worse too… “ Shikamaru made a slight gasp of disbelief, causing Naruto to notice him and turn his head 180 degrees, shocking the life out of both Shikamaru and Yoshino. “Oi, Shikamaru-kun. I helped your mother a bit with the groceries. Nice to see you, we were just discussing some matters about my past.”

Shikamaru sat down on the chair that was near Naruto’s and said: “ So, from what I caught, your father was the Yondaime, and you claim that he has sealed something within you? And you mentioned assassination attempts, and molestation?” Naruto nodded; “ Some sick freaks decided I looked hot and tried to rape me when I was four… well, let’s just say that Sandaime had a few ANBU around and that they executed them for breaking the law, as well as sexually assaulting a minor. The assassination attempts were because of the thing that was sealed.” Shikamaru nodded, his face losing some of its colour. His mind was thinking about how the things would add up, then he looked at Naruto who looked at Yoshino and said; “I think it would be alright to tell him about it, don’t you think so, Nara-san?”

She nodded. “ Technically he isn’t to know of it, because of the law, even the mention of IT would be banned and the mention that you are connected to be punished by death. But, since you are telling it, and the law is centred around you I guess that if he keeps the secret, the ANBU won’t execute him.” Shikamaru looked a bit peeved at the careless mention of a possible execution for him, then said; “Then what is it that is punishable by death?”

“I contain the Kyuubi no Youko within my belly button, sealed there by the Yondaime Hokage, who is either my father, or a close relative, since I have his hair colour, which either could mean that I am a reborn Yondaime, or simply his son.” To say that a bomb would have made a lesser impact was saying that Osama Bin Laden was a harmless man and was interested in world peace, while Al Qaeda was interested in picking flowers and not into world-wide terrorism. Shikamaru’s eyes widened to a large degree, his mouth falling open for a few moments before he closed it, looking at Naruto and blinked a few times, before trying to speak, but finding himself unable to do so and then decided to keep his mouth shut.

“ That shocked you into silence, didn’t it?” Naruto said, looking at Yoshino, who shook her head; “ Just don’t go all out on my son, Naruto-kun. You could easily break the kagemane no jutsu with that beast’s chakra alone, even with your own, since it is quite formidable. If I had to place a bet on who would win if you ever took on Hokage-sama, I’d say that with a few more years of experience, you’d beat her hands down.” Naruto shook his head; “ If she beat me, then she’d probably conduct some sort of weird medical experiments on me… last time I heard, she wants a semen sample from me…” Yoshino shook her head. “ Usually men don’t give them to doctors, since they don’t want their genes to be used later on, but if someone like Hokage-sama asks, they’ll be at the hospital in record time… That woman is too attractive to be good for the male population, but I have heard she looks old under that genjutsu that she wears…”

Naruto sighed at that, then poked Shikamaru, then tried to insert a bit of humour, which would be a thing linked to Kyuubi, just to shake Shikamaru up a bit more; “If she wants a semen sample from me, she better get ready… last time I heard, some people have it out for me, just because of the thing inside me. So getting the semen in time would be more of a task then getting it from the source… Of course, I could change into a fox, but then she’d have to masturbate me there… Imagine the sight of Tsunade-baachan having sex with me in that state, just to get that damn fluid.” What he said had been rude and perverted, but Yoshino was getting accustomed to his method. She shook her head, forcing a slight laugh at the image of the revered Godaime Hokage doing just that. “hmm, Hokage-sama would be going to do just that… She’s smart, but I wouldn’t doubt that it would come to that… “

Yoshino looked at Naruto for a moment and asked: “ Would you like to have dinner with us? You can be a special guest, since we will probably have enough food to feed 3 families. You shouldn’t be alone all the time, so please, eat with us.” Naruto nodded; “ Sure, otherwise I’d be subjected to going through the streets to get some ramen at Ichiraku’s, then be subjected to the scorn of the village… “ she nodded, then said; “ Can you help me with some of these dishes? Shikamaru, GET HERE!” she spoke as she saw that her son had almost fallen asleep, the conversation having bored him.

Shikamaru’s eyes shot open as he heard his mothers voice and grumbling about weird women, he started to help his mother prepare dinner, with Naruto chipping in his few cents by following the instructions. “ Naruto-kun, pass me the soy sauce, I’m trying a new recipe.” Naruto obliged, with Shikamaru asking a question: “ Why are you going to help us out, Naruto?”

Naruto looked at Shikamaru: “ Your mom is a lot nicer then most shinobi and villagers that I have met, and she understands it a little bit, and has seen through the mask that I wore for the major part of my life… so, that’s why I’m helping you guys.” Naruto’s explanation sounded good to Shikamaru, who nodded slowly, then Yoshino looked at Naruto and said: “ After dinner, could you come with me to my office for a bit? I think you and I need to have a talk…”

“ What kind of talk?” Shikamaru spoke up: “ Mom is a psychiatrist in her spare time, and she often talks with people who have a problem. So, I think that she wants to talk to you about the feelings you’ve been having…” Yoshino nodded, thinking to herself that it was only one of the few things that she wanted to do to the young Uzumaki.

The dinner went well, with Shikamaru, Ino and Chouji chatting together while the parents cast dark looks at Naruto, all except Yoshino, who had announced that he was a nice kid who had helped her with her bags when she had been shopping and that he even helped to prepare some of the food with her son helping him a bit. Naruto was chatting quite animatedly with Chouji about a taijutsu style that he had come across while traveling the world with Ero-sennin, which was similar to Chouji’s style. Ino had asked what he was doing here, with Shikamaru telling her that his mom had invited him over after he had helped her.

The evening went pretty well, with Naruto having a talk with Yoshino a few hours after the end of the dinner, which had been ended by some sweet drinks making the elder Yamanaka couple a bit tipsy, and they had left first, the Akimichi bidding them all a good night before going home too. The talk was about nothing in particular, with Yoshino asking about his childhood most of all, as she explained that she needed more background information…

Naruto spent more time at the Nara household, helping Yoshino with some chores that Shikamaru was a bit too lazy to do, while Shikamaru occasionally played a game of Shogi with him, to make him more familiar with tactics. It didn’t take long for Naruto’s mind to awaken and begin to become a serious match against Shikamaru’s mind. Naruto seemed to calculate things at a rate that was equal to Shikamaru’s letting the boy offer a bit of a challenge to Naruto, to see who was the better player, though it wouldn’t be done.

Yoshino was also getting rather fond of Naruto. When she was sitting at the dinner table with her son and their blonde guest, her husband came in, stone drunk. “ Sit, Shikaku!” and the man sat down, looking at Naruto with a frown, then asking: “ Why is the demon brat here? Did you invite him again Yoshino?” drunkenness did not do much for the improvement of the sense in a man, and her hand shot out to clip her husband on the cheek. “ Shikaku, offer your apologies to Naruto-kun now. He isn’t a demon brat, he’s a nice child who unfortunately had to be saddled with something that shouldn’t have been his to bear.” Shikaku gave his wife a hostile glance; “ He’s still a brat.” She shook his head, knowing that with her husband in this mood, he wasn’t going to listen to her much more. At other times she had him whipped, though when he was drunk, there was nothing she could really do about it. “ SHIKAMARU DON’T SPILL YOUR DRINK!” Shikamaru, used to Yoshino’s tirade just didn’t make a sound, as he drank the liquid that seemed to be something of a mix between apple and orange juice. Naruto just took it all in, giving Yoshino a slightly sympathetic glance at the behavior of her son and husband and she could feel a small twinge of sympathy for the kid being evoked, since he never had experienced a worried mother or something similar to that. Well, Tsunade could be called like a mother, but she doubted that the woman saw Naruto like that… maybe as a little brother or something…

“ Could you come with me, Naruto-kun? I wish to have another talk with you… “ she asked, with him looking at her and then nodding, making a sign that he’d be right there after doing the dishes. Shikaku didn’t make a sound, as he went upstairs, to the bedroom to get rest, since he would have a mission in the morning. Naruto came to her office, on the ground floor after he had done the dishes, a chore that they had assigned to him once he had been staying over for dinner at their house a few times, and had said that he wanted to help out a bit.

“Enter, Naruto-kun.” She knew that she was taking a pretty big risk, especially with her son andhusband in the house, but knew that the two of them would be too lazy to make any movement towards checking out any weird sound that came from her office, where Naruto usually did some weird stuff, like last time, he had sung a song about his life, after she had asked him to do it. She checked whether the outfit hadn’t been damaged, finding that it was still in pristine shape, her husband and her barely using it, since they hadn’t had sex ever since Shikamaru had been conceived, which had been a very long time ago. A robe covered it from view as she stood with her back to Naruto: “ Take a seat in your chair, Naruto-kun…”

He sat down, facing her back. “ Did you know that I am very lonely, Naruto-kun?” he shook his head, something that she could easily see him do, and eh spoke; “ No, Yoshino-san.” She smiled softly, then turned around, the robe still hiding her outfit from his view. “ Well, then I think it is time that you know that I want to do certain things with you… Naughty things… You got to keep this a secret from my husband and son though…” Naruto nodded, and his breath caught in his throat as he saw what she was wearing. He looked at her as the robe she had on slid off, revealing leather covering her breasts, her abdomen and crotch, but more then that not. He looked at her with a deer caught in headlights look and she smiled; “ Don’t worry, I won’t hurt you… too much…”

Naruto looked at her as she came closer, swaying her hips slightly; “ Relax and all will be fine… I’ll treat you to something nice, and you treat me with something nice, got it?” she smiled sweetly at him, the smile making him smile too, since it had a lot of warmth within it. He looked at her and then saw her kneel, her hands moving towards his crotch. She looked at his pants and then began to unbutton them, him not resisting one bit as she slid them down, looking at his boxers, in which no activity was to be seen. “Come on, get it hard…” she slid his boxers down, Naruto looking at her with wide eyes as she took it in her hand and suddenly a small prickle of electricity went through him and he looked at her as his cock began to harden, blood gushing towards it like some sort of jutsu had been done.

“See? Nice and hard, just the way that I like it. Shikaku can’t get it up again, since he’s so lazy, so you’ll have to sate my lust…” and she promptly began to lick the underside of his cock, no forewarning. She looked so good, licking the underside of it, letting him feel her tongue going over the sensitive side of his cock, making him want to feel it more and more. She looked like a slut when she did that, the look on her face being slutty as she licked a boy’s cock, making slurping sounds and generally acting like a whore, but she wanted this. She would want to dominate him, give him a good time and then make sure that there would be some more repeat performances.

The feeling of her tongue licking his cock was something that he had not expected form her and he was in rapture as he heard the indecent sounds that she made, making him even harder then before, needing no more stimulation then just watching her. His orgasm came way too early, after a few licks, she had him coming, a deep groan from his mouth being the only warning before the cum came out, coming over her face and hair as she took his cock in her mouth, sucking the cum out of it. She looked at him, some cum having found its way into her hair, making her look like a slut who had received the thing she wanted and was now done.

He looked at her., seeing a strand of his cum drip down from her chin, on her outfit. She smiled at him and said; “Good boy… you came all over me…” she smiled and rubbed it all over her face, then rose to his height and smiled slightly. “ Now lick me…” and shoved the crotch part aside to reveal her pussy and Naruto obliged, having heard of it a few times and doing what came to him.

”Faster!” she hissed as his tongue entered her pussy., the feeling that it generated being good enough to make her feel it, as her pussy ached. She may be Chuunin rank, but she had long given up the hope to get a good place to masturbate. There wasn’t a spot safe for her.

“Goddamnit, Faster!” she half-shouted, before thinking about the other occupants… and promptly gulped, thinking about the way that her husband could react, though he probably was asleep… she could feel Naruto’s tongue go deep within her and wriggle around, making her feel so damn good that there was a moment of bliss before she finally came, the long time of no masturbation finally getting to her, making her shiver as she had the first orgasm in at least 15 years.

“ Damn yeah…” she muttered, as she looked at Naruto, who seemed to be a bit blue in the face. He had nearly been smothered with the amount of force that she had used to keep him there, his nose being almost blocked off by the fact that his head was pressed against her crotch, his tongue licking her pussy giving him almost no chance of breathing air.

“ Are you alright, Naruto-kun?” she asked, looking at him with a small bit of worry within her eyes, which made him cough weakly, and give her a smile which was watery, giving a thumbs up as her grin widened: “ Get ready for the next course!” and then she pushed him back into the chair, looking at him and sitting down on his lap, grabbing his cock, which hae returned to hardness soon after he had gotten the blowjob from her and eh smiled, smiling because of her bringing the cock to her pussy lips, lifting her body, then slowly letting him sink inside her, giving him every moment to feel her warm pussy, the feeling being good enough to make sure that he would be feeling very good, a moan coming from his mouth.

Shikamaru was thirsty. Normally, he would have made sure that he had drank enough before going to his room to lay on his bed and take a nap or just go to sleep, but today, he had forgotten it. He opened the door of his room, which was located on the first floor and then crept down, not wanting to disturb his mother and Naruto, who were probably now talking. He remembered the last time that he had disturbed them and he had literally been chewed out by his mom who had told him that she wanted privacy when talking to someone and that he better give it to her or face her wrath.

He drank a glass of water, then was about to head up to his room, until he heard a sound. It sounded like his mother gasping for air or something, and a low moan accompanied it.

Naruto could feel her warmth around his cock, the feelings that accompanied it being enough for him to make her feel pretty good. He was large enough to rub in all the places, though he never had been told that. He looked at her and licked her breast which had emerged from the confines of the leather outfit, to hear her moan his name. he looked at her and then bit down on her nipple. She gave a small squeak, making him grin as she moved up and down on his cock, bringing him pleasure that was beyond anything that he had felt before, wanting to look at her for a moment before he would come. He could feel himself reaching his limit anyways. He looked her in the eyes, wanting to see love within them, but found only lust. “ Come inside me, Naruto-kun… I‘ve been preparing for this…”

The door opened slightly, Shikamaru peering inside, hearing Naruto’s reply to her: “Preparing for this? You have nearly raped me!” he could hear a laugh from his mother; “Shikaku hasn’t been up to scratch ever since we created Shikamaru… I just needed some relief, and I will get it. It’s quite useless to resist, since I’m a Chuunin and you’re still a Genin…” Shikamaru gulped deeply, this being soemthign that he didn’t expect. “Ahh, you came in me… now lick it out…”

Naruto did as he was ordered, since she had grabbed his balls and squeezed them hard. Nobody who had their hands on your balls should be ignored since they could crush them…

Shikamaru just went to his room, sat on his bed, brought his knees to his chest and hugged them, muttering to himself: “ That did not just happen… that did not just happen… think of a happy place, think of a happy place…”

Naruto was released three hours later, a big purple bruise on his neck, a bit of his cheek bleeding, with Yoshino being all cheerful and bade him a good night, saying that he was expected to come by tomorrow…

Shikamaru once again watched them do it, with Yoshino clearly as the aggressor, causing him to assume his zone out position on his bed, as a method of coping. Both he and Naruto got together in one room under the guise of a game of Shougi. “ She is abusing you.” Naruto nodded. “ She means well… I think… I think she’s just lonely… “ Shikamaru shook his head; “ I’ve watched you two go at it. She wants to dominate you, but you keep giving her a bit of submissiveness, then you go all dominant… I think that it would be best for the tow of us if I moved in with you, for your safety…”

Naruto nodded, thinking it a wise decision. Shikamaru bade goodbye to his father, saying that he was going to be moving in with Naruto, to give him a sense of how it was to live alone, without his parents. His father congratulated him on his wise choice and even gave him and Naruto some money to help out with the costs for the first week.

He gave Naruto a well-meaning smile and Naruto smiled back. They left without giving any attention to Yoshino, only to hear Yoshino’s indignant squeak as she heard that her son was now moving out, but still could come back, since he would always have a home with them.

“ Ahh, freedom at last…” those were Naruto’s words as he entered his apartment, with Shikamaru having brought some of his clothes and other stuff, moving in an empty room which had been unused by Naruto.

Three days later, a pretty pissed off woman called Nara Yoshino to her office to explain the anonymous note that had been delivered by Nara Shikamaru about some acts that she had committed with Naruto… the end result had been a pretty much mauled Nara Yoshino… and some prison terms, which had been alluded to illegal practice of several things, though none were even hinted at…

Naruto looked at the sun rising, hearing Shikamaru enter as he sat with his new girlfriend, the current Godaime Hokage on his lap, making out with her by a kiss on her forehead, right on the seal which stored a lot of chakra. They had found each other while she had been giving him counseling sessions to cope with what had transpired.

Shikamaru just ignored the happy couple, choosing to go to sleep, knowing that the Hokage would not dare to have sex with him in the room… or at least don’t yell like she usually does…

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A pretty nice twist in it… and well, I’ve done some thinking and I accept Hinata now… she’s used a lot, but add in a little bit of Demon God of Chaos flavor and the results will be quite… nice…

But, I am now giving you the ability to vote for the next pairing, though I might not heed them and do something entirely different…

I hope to receive 850 reviews in total before I post the next chapter… so I know that you are willing to review, and I’ll be willing to make your dreams come true…

Next choosable pairings: Naruto with Kurenai and *drum roll* *looks around in confusion.* “Where the hell is the nurse?” *Shizune appears* “ And Shizune, ladies and gentlemen!”

*looks at the happy threesome, then shoos them to a side, allowing a kage bunshin to take Shizune and Kurenai away, who go without any protest, since it might be deducted from their paycheck…* “For the next one, the most lovely, huggable and utmost psychotic person I have ever met, one miss…” *looks at stage aid* “Her? I’m not sure if Naruto would survive? She’s eaten people’s guts because she hated their guts? I’m not sure if I want to meet the girl…” *looks at the public, then sighs* “ Alright, all give a big applause for…” *stage aid whispers something in ear* “God thanks, she’s dead… how did she die?” *stage aid whispers something again* “Turned into a female? Hey, Ichiro, how the hell was she announced as a female then? I thought she was that…” *aid whispers again* “ Alright… we have one miss Zetsu here from Kusagakure, give her a warm welcome…” *cannibalistic Venus fly trap emerges from the ground, to a silenced audience* “Hi…” *Naruto looks at the figure, then gulps deeply as he sees the breasts on the chest, the Akatsuki robe being open slightly* “ Any chance for me to get out of this?” *DGOC shakes his head* “ Alright, then with another female, Miss Deidara from Iwagakure…” *Deidara emerges from the plant* “ You were supposed to bring me in the series a lot earlier…” *DGOC looks abashed* “I can’t help it that Hanabi made it before you? She was voted more then you… And since you got that weird liquid over you, and are now a female, why not go for it? After all you are gay, or should I say, Heterosexual now… And Zetsu, don’t eat Naruto… only thing you can eat is his cum…” *Zetsu licks her mouth, Naruto inches away.* “Don’t be afraid, I won’t bite… hard…” *DGOC slaps the back of his head in frustration, then gets the hell out of there...*

PLEASE REVIEW AND CHOOSE ONE OF THE PAIRS… Pairs which get voted enough on, will get the honor of being in the next chapter… Deidara and Zetsu can either be a pair, or I could choose one to be present in the chapter… Does anyone know the upload limit to this site? i don't know for certain but i''m willing to guess that it woudl be 1 MB... someone, confirm or correct my statement...

So don’t wait with the voting, gimme them votes and reviews and tell me if you liked this chapter…