My collection of Naruto / ? pairings

Naruto / Kurenai

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto… though I am glad that Asuma is dead, thus allowing Kurenai to be single… I’m sure that there would be some fun to be gained from her, as she drinks herself into a stupor… but who am I to complain as long as I can write this…

no offense to people that like Asuma, i just don't like him, though i found it pretty sad that he died, i was also pretty relieved that the pairing is now once again pretty possible...

I give spoilers whenever i like. if you've read until this, you should have read the manga, not the filler filled anime... 1.1/2 year filled with Fillers... stupid...

oh well, i hope you like it...

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He looked at the bar, feeling a bit uneasy here, since it had been some time since he had been in here, though Ero-sennin had dragged him with him, to converse about the future and what to do with Akatsuki and other things. The way that the old man spoke bored him soon enough, making him lose interest in what the man had to say, about some sort of skills that he would need to master before confronting them, though the man acknowledged his skills.

“Did you know that I’m going to publish Icha Icha Paradise soon? Around the end of the years it will be released and it’ll be laying in stores all over the world, to commemorate the birthday of someone who was very precious to me…” Jiraiya sighed at that, Naruto’s attention being drawn to the man who had given him a manuscript. “ERO-SENNIN!”

He had leafed through the document for a few pages, seeing that there was a certain blonde hero in it, who either was him or the Yondaime, whose name Jiraiya never seemed to speak, though Naruto did have a sneaking suspicion that it would have to be something like his own name, since there was a resemblance to them. He read through it for a few more pages, looked up at the man and said: “And he grabbed her breasts, looking in her eyes with loving blue eyes? How dare you even try to suggest that I am in a relationship with someone like her?” he was referring to the way that the hero seemed to be in love with a blonde woman who was in the possession of a huge rack and seemed to hail from the sandy expanses of Neturezism, and who seemed to be a nymphomaniac…

She was drinking again, the death of Asuma being pretty heavy on her, making her feel the need to go drown herself in liquor. She looked blurry at the glass that she had drunk dry just a few moments ago, then looked at the barkeep and gave an unsteady smile at him and said; “I’d like to pay for the drinks I had, please…” the barkeep nodded and she soon paid. Her eyes fell over the seated crowd, before falling on the blonde haired blue eyed person. Yondaime-sama? And look, there’s Jiraiya-sama too…

She walked to the blonde unsteadily and then hugged him, purring; “Yondaime-sama…” she snuggled up to the blonde, who looked at her with eyes that went wide with surprise. “Yuuhi-san?”

He felt arms wrap around him and he could smell some vodka as the person hugged him and seemed to purr. “Yondaime-sama.” Close to his ear. He looked at the person who had hugged him, taking note of the female voice and then recognizing her as Hinata’s sensei, who was apparently drunk out of her mind if she confused him with the Yondaime. “Yuuhi-san?”

She hugged him tighter and said; “Call me Kurenai-chan, Yondaime-sama… I want to be yours for tonight…” she watched him turn red and smiled sweetly at him, taking notice of the way that his cheeks seemed to turn red, then noticing through her blurry vision that there were whisker-like scars on the blonde’s face, her foggy mind drawing a conclusion that this was not the Yondaime… “You’re not Yondaime-sama, are you? I bet you’re Naruto-kun…”

Naruto nodded and said; “Yuuhi-san, you’re drunk…” he watched her nod slowly and then look at him and said; “Are you still a virgin, Naruto-kun?” he could feel his cheeks heating up at the question, but Jiraiya prevented him from answering. “I don’t think he ever did it… Are you offering yourself, Kurenai-chan?” she sent a glare at Jiraiya and said; “You may call me Yuhi-san, Jiraiya-sama. Naruto-kun can call me whatever he likes. I only like attractive people, not wrinkled old men that can’t get it up…” Jiraiya visible deflated, muttering about lucky apprentices always getting the fun and Kurenai looked at Naruto for a moment and then whispered in his ear, though doing quite a bad job at whispering. “I’ll make you a real man…”

Naruto fluyshed a deep crimson at the offer, making him resemble a drunk person, who would get a rosy blush on the cheeks from the alcohol on their face.

He looked at her and then whispered back to her, feeling that her hands were still clinging tiughtly to him. “Kurenai-san, I don’t think…” she silenced him by hugging him tighter and then spoke in a semi-normal tone of voice; “Your place should be fine…”

Naruto looked at her and then at Ero-sennin and said; “I guess I’ll be going home now… See you later, Ero-sennin, and I’ll be trying to talk Yuuhi-san out of this.” Why she was doing this, he had no idea, and he could faintly hear Jiraiya wishing him a nice night, and being stared at by the rest of the bar as he gently took Kurenai in his arms, hefting the 15 years older woman in his arms in a gentle way, which seemed to make the woman excited because she made a soft sound of approval, muttering: “Naruto-kun is so strong!” to him, which made him blush at the way that she had said it, making him look at her for a few more moments, before deciding that the fun should stop. He looked at her and then carried her to his place, where he carried her over the threshold and then looked at her and said, in a calm and collected tone of voice: “Could you please stand on your own?”

The alcohol still had her brain in such a grip that she understood the command, but her body refused to make her stand up alright. She was hurting from the loss of her best friend Asuma, wanting to experience some comfort and when she fell, she was briefly aware that she wanted to have sex, like she had said in the bar. Anything to get rid of the loneliness that plagued her. Technically she was still a virgin, since no man had ever been inside her, but she did have some BDSM sessions with Anko, Tsunade with herself as mistress and the other two as slaves. She remembered that Anko particularly loved the way that she was tied up by her, making the whip that she wielded all the more able to inflict pain on Anko’s body then before, the feelings that Anko must feel making her body so hot that Kurenai had come multiple times when she heard Anko’s pained shrieks.

“Naruto-kun… please, can you undress me?” the idea that came in her mind was something that she wouldn’t have thought of when she had been sober, and she knew that it would be something that would be quite extra-ordinary, making it to be a pleasurable night for the two of them.

He looked at her and then slowly went with his hands to the bandages that covered her body, arranged in a way that it looked like she was wearing a dress, with red cloth to cover the naughty bits. He stripped layer after layer of her clothing, looking at bare breasts after a few seconds, looking at them for a moment, feeling a bit of blood about to come from his nose at the dirty thoughts that came through his mind.

He looked at her breasts for a moment, then heard her voice: “You can touch them, if you want to…” she was feeling odd, like this was all a dream. She could feel his hands on her breasts, making contact and sending tiny shivers through her body, making her feel very exposed and weak, so she figured that this probably was something that was connected to the alcohol, and that she’d b e unable to remember it at all in the morning.

He gently touched her breasts, making sure that he wouldn’t hurt her by accident by making sure that he cupped them and then squeezed a bit, making her give a soft moan. His hands went over her body then, letting the last pieces of her outfit fall aside, revealing her to him. He looked at her pussy, seeing it bare and hairless and she spoke in nary but a whisper: “Come and taste me, Naruto-kun… taste my pussy.” She liked it when someone was licking her pussy, making her feel good. She watched as Naruto seemed to struggle with himself before the hormones won out and he relocated himself to her pussy, looking at the fleshy lips for a moment and then looked at her and said; “Licking on it or sucking on it?” he looked at her for a moment, noticing that she was staring at him for a moment, her red eyes a bit unfocused for a few seconds before she said in a clear voice; “Licking of course, Naru-chan… you don’t mind if I called you Naru-chan would you?”

Naruto shook his head, thinking about the odd way in which she spoke, but not thinking much of it, since it was not his place to ask about any weird quirks that she seemed to have. He looked at her lips, moving his head in close and then licking her outer lips, making her feel the sensation of his tongue going over them, causing her breathing to quicken, making Naruto smile in an ominous way. He knew how to do it, having read it in Ero-Sennin’s books more then once, having picked up some neat tricks along the way, though he hadn’t been able to get anything done., since almost no girl would ever be willing to do that with him. When the mature woman had asked if he had been willing to have sex with her, or more like it, had offered her body to him did it make a light shine in his brain, that seemed to be making him look at Kurenai with radically different eyes, the way that there would be nothing to do against him being in his mind as he licked, sucked and worked his way with Kurenai’s pussy lips, diving his tongue in deep, tasting her slightly salty taste while smiling more to himself as his tongue wriggled inside her, making her feel it. She seemed to tense up a bit, and he wriggled especially wild, making her shiver slightly, with him being able to feel and see how her muscles were tensing up, making him feel proud of his achievement, that seemed to be quite fitting for the woman.

She could not believe how the hell he was making her feel, his tongue being reminiscent of a slimy snake that seemed to wriggle inside her, stimulating every bit of her pussy, while making her feel so good that there seemed to be something special about it. She looked at the blonde hair as he licked her in a particularly tender spot, causing her to moan rather loud. “Yes, that feels so damn good! Lick me there, yes there!” there was sweat on her skin from the pleasure that she was feeling, making her feel so hot that there seemed to be no ending to it , making her feel so damn strange in her body that the way that he twisted his tongue inside her was something that finally sent her over the edge. “I’m coming! Damn you, Kyuubi-spawned hunk, I‘m coming!”

Naruto was a bit offended by the Kyuubi reference, but he chose to ignore that and felt a gush of juices in his face, making him actually know that she had came, from the pleasure that he had given her. Tsunade had once remarked that Jiraiya had perverted him, and to a certain extent, he was pretty sure that this was something that seemed to be surreal to him, though the wetness surely wasn’t. he moved his head away, grinning at her as he licked the juice on his face away with a handy application of his tongue, which he could lengthen in a way similar to Orochimaru, though his was temporary, but it made for a strange sight, so he rarely did it.

Kurenai looked at him with a satisfied expression on her face, her teeth chattering a bit since the orgasm had hit her, making her feel all woozy throughout her body. She looked at him for a moment and said in a slightly drowsy voice. “Undress, and I’ll show you the same favor…” Naruto looked at her and then searched his memory for what would have to be the return favor, until it hit him like a roundhouse kick from chuck Norris on a clear day, which would bring the apocalypse to lesser civilizations; “You mean a blowjob?” she nodded slowly, the smile on her face making her look like her mind was far away, thus making him think she was high or something.

He began to unclothe himself, with her watching. “Come up, hurry up… I want to see what you’re packing. You better not be so small that I can’t see it…” her comment did little to inspire faith in him and he looked at her for a moment, his blue eyes meeting her red eyes and he smiled slightly as he dropped his pants, getting out of his jacket at the same time, making her look at him for a few moments as he threw the jacket away, then focusing on his undershirt, which eh got off soon too, and he threw it on top of the clothes pile and then watched how she got to her knees, looking at his underwear, smiling slightly and then looked at it to see a quite noticeable bulge in it that seemed to call for her attention. She smiled softly, and her alcoholic mind supplied the information to her, that this was something that was pretty much big, probably good enough like that Godzilla dildo that Anko liked best…

“You’re quite big, it seems…” she muttered, more to herself then to him, but he blushed as she moved her hands to his crotch, then laid it on the bulge and stroked it slowly, smiling as she looked at him, her eyes slightly closed. “Now, you’ll feel very good…” she slid his underwear down, exposing his hard-on to her. She smiled softly as she wrapped her hands around it, moving in a pumping pattern like she had read once in a dirty magazine that Anko usually had scattered through her room, in which Kurenai seemed to be able to find a lot of the more sophisticated ways to pleasure men.

Naruto could not believe that the brunette was doing this. He looked to see her hand moving up and down his shaft, making sure that there would be some more stimulation. He looked at her as she opened her mouth, then took the head of his cock in her mouth, making a hot sensation go through his body. The hot warm wetness that seemed to go over his cock and the way that it seemed to be handled by her was simply out of this world. For a moment, Naruto thought that he might have died and went to heaven, the feeling of her lips around his cock being too great for him to resist. The feeling that there would have been more to it was still hanging in his mind, but then she started sucking on it, making a lance of pleasure go through his body, landing in his brain and momentarily making him look at her as she seemed to be absorbed in doing that to him, making him look at the wonder that was she, totally in the Awe of She.

She could taste a faint hint of sake, though that might have also been because she had been drinking sake and vodka together a lot during the time she spent in the bar. He looked at her and she winked at him, looking up at him and releasing his cock with a plopping sound and asked; “Do you have any sake here?”

He looked at her and then pointed to a small box in the left corner of the room, that seemed to be filled with some bottles and she went over it, plucking a random bottle from it and muttering to herself, and Naruto. “Sake… and very expensive one too…” she looked at him and then returned to the same position that she had been in, opening the sake bottle and then drinking from it, a way to make her mind dazed enough to go through with it. With the taste of sake in her mouth, she looked at his cock and smiled and then poured some of the liquid over his cock, then taking it in her mouth, causing her to shiver at the taste of sake.

Naruto just shivered as the cool sake had been poured over it, making him feel pretty uncomfortable, but that was taken away when she took it in her mouth, then looked at him with her eyes sparkling slightly, her tongue moving with something that he could not describe, a movement that made him feel so damn good that it was truly something beyond him. Therefore, it did not take long for him to feel the pleasure hit him like a deluge, making him feel the power of an orgasm, it being something beyond his mind’s scope, which made him feel weak in the knees, with them nearly buckling, but he remained firm.

She could feel his cum going in her mouth, coming from his cock in copious amounts, which she tried to gulp down. If you can do it with sake, so can you do with cum, Kurenai! Just keep swallowing! She didn’t really know how much he could produce, but soon, a white trail was from the edge of her mouth to her chin, her inability to swallow it all being unveiled and with a gagging sound, she spat out some cum, a spurt of semen landing in her hair as she held her head down, cum still dripping from her mouth. She could feel her hair being dirtied and didn’t care…

He looked at the cum in her hair and felt very unsteady on his legs, and he looked at her as she looked up at him, some cum from him on her chin, which made her look so adorable in his eyes and she stood up, her being slightly taller then he was, making him look at her for a moment, then deciding that there would be something to be done. “Well… seems like I got a favorite drink now… sake mixed with yoru cum…” she licked her lips, smiling at him and then said to him at a tone that spoke of no-nonsense.

”Now, my dear Naru-chan, we’re going to have sex, make love, whatever you want to call it…” she grabbed him by the waist and threw her weight against him, sending him to the floor, making him fall on his ass. He looked at her for a moment, then decided that it was something that was odd, before he could feel her weight on top of him, her hand seeking out his cock and wrapping around it, making her smile as he was already hard again. “Naru-chan makes himself hard fast… come on, drink some.” The bottle was pressed to his lips and he opened them to feel the sake pouring inside his mouth, making him feel the way that it seemed to be within his mouth, making it be accepted within his stomach, immediately giving him a buzz as it was assimilated within his body at a high speed.

“Now, feel my body…” she said to him, grabbing the bottle, while simultaneously pushing his cock against her slit, letting it slide it, causing her to gasp as she could feel him entering her, making her feel his cock especially, the bits on it that seemed to go against her clitoris making her feel better then ever. She looked into his blue eyes and then smiled softly as she could feel good, the way that they were linked giving her some incentive to forget, the pleasure that it was causing being good for her.

He could feel her hot wetness around his cock, it being even greater then her mouth, and tighter to him. He could feel her walls around his cock, making him feel the way that it should be, a clamping feeling on his cock, making her pelvis go up and down, her movements bringing him greater pleasure, since she controlled the way they would do it, since she was the one on top, something that seemed to be pretty important to her. The feeling that she was enjoying herself was within his mind, her moans of lust being the evidence that he needed to make that conclusion. He looked into her eyes, hearing her cries of lust, while remaining curiously silent, even to himself.

“Yes, it feels so good… yes, please, yes!” she said, her voice speaking of rapture as a hot feeling spread through her body, making her know that she had another orgasm, the feeling of his cock being enough for her to make sure that there would be an orgasm. She rode it up and down, her pelvis being enough to make sure that the rhythm would be kept up, it going up and down on his cock, almost bouncing. The feeling that she was giving to him was evident by the look on his face, which seemed to make her all the more relaxed around him.

“Kurenai-0chan… I’m going to come… please, let me pull out.” Sweat had collected on his brow and she smiled softly at him and then said: “I’ll let you pull out then…” and raised her ass so high that he had come out of her with a wet pop, making her look at it, then push herself up and then went to nuzzle at his cock, rubbing it against her face, making it slick with her own juices. She licked his balls for a few seconds until his eyes went wide and a gurgling noise came from his mouth and she was not surprised to see that there was cum coming out, once again landing in her hair, which she had now considered to be washed before going to bed, preferable with Naruto. “I’ll just go to wash up.” She said after she had licked off the last of Naruto’s cum from his cock, doing

Twenty minutes later, she emerged from the shower, to see a sleeping Naruto lie in bed, sleeping like an angel. She smiled at him and then laid next to him, hoping to get some rest. She was asleep within ten seconds of her head hitting Naruto’s pillow…

She awoke the next day feeling dazed, without really knowing where she was, only knowing that she was not in her own room. She looked next to her, staring into blue eyes that looked at her with a worried look. “Kurenai-chan?” she looked at him, trying to remember why the hell she was in bed with konoha’s demon carrier, and in a blur, the events of last night came to her, the feeling of loneliness washing over her once again, making her look at him with a sloigtly happy look in her eyes.

“Naruto-kun? You awake?” without much further ado, the door was opened and Kakashi and Yamato stepped inside, only to raise eyebrows at the sight of Kurenai and Naruto, both of which were giving them a very surprised look, with Kurenai covering herself up pretty fast, worthy of notice from Naruto. Naruto’s reaction was one of anger…

Three seconds later, kakashi wished that he had never thrown open the door like that, as a claw made from pure malicious chakra came at him, with Yamato attempting to make sure that the Kyuubi wouldn’t take possession of Naruto… and failed…

Ten minutes later, Naruto’s rampage was contained by a now dressed Kurenai, who urged him not to kill the two men, with Kakashi being sent to hospital for chakra infection from Kyuubi’s chakra. Kurenai then looked at Yamato and gave him a warm smile. “Naruto-kun and I need to have a little chat about conduct… would you be so friendly as to leave, before you witness something that is not meant for your eyes…” Yamato got out of there, leaving Naruto with Kurenai in one room.

“You are going to be my boyfriend…” she stated, with Naruto nodding. She smiled at him and said; “Now, for a little surprise for my new boyfriend… get those pants off, I want to taste my favorite drink…”

The rest of the day was exhausting for Naruto, since his new girlfriend seemed to be a bit too interested in drinking…

Icha Icha Paradise would be released after a month or so, with a blonde main character who had a hot brunette girlfriend who liked blowjobs…

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It is done… I hope people have liked it…

When I get 1000 reviews, this collection will have the most reviews in the site… I thank every reviewer for that…

Also, next person will either be Tsunade, under special circumstances…

Or it could be someone that you have chosen to inform me about in a review…

Or I could go and do whatever I want to, without any of you being able to do something about it...

PS: I am forming my own version of Akatsuki, with me as the leader, officially rated an S-rank Hentai.... people wishing to join... just tell me in a review...

official places will be announced next update...