My collection of Naruto / ? pairings

Naruto / Tsunade (Special circumstances.)

Disclaimer: I no owny! I only wanted to test out this scenario, which came to me as I was busy with something in school, then read about injections and it all spiralled out of control.

By the way… after this, I will be focusing my efforts into a special gift for all of you… still expect updates, but they will be 2 weeks across, since I got to give my all in school… but I’ll try to keep on writing…

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He looked at her as she looked at him with some amount of irritation visible on her face. At the moment, he was in a hospital room, with Tsunade opposite of him, a syringe in her hands and the older woman looking at him and saying; “Alright, I’ll give you one last chance, otherwise I’ll knock you out with my fists and then do my check-ups.”

Naruto frowned, not wanting to submit to the woman, who seemed to want to do some tests on him, to check how he was regenerating, which would involve cutting off some pieces of flesh. She had assured him that it wouldn’t hurt a thing, since he would be unconscious., but he refused to become unconscious, since he had a bad experience when he was made artificially unconscious, since that usually put him into the room where the Kyuubi was also located behind the bars, which seemed to be a generally bad thing, since the Kyuubi seemed to be in a bad mood most of the time, and would try to scare him by flashing wicked teeth and other things to make him flee, but he couldn’t because he would be unconscious. The way that he eyed the syringe was something that would be easily seen as a look that a predator would give to its prey.

“Come on, be a man about it.” She handled the syringe with care, knowing that it would be enough to put someone out for at least 12 hours, which would be enough to make Naruto undergo the tests, his enhanced body being good enough to keep him under for at least 2 hours. He looked at her and then extended a hand towards her, with the intention of getting the syringe emptied into it. He looked at her and then said: “Do it then.”

She nodded, disinfecting the area and then placing the needle against it, and when she was about to push it in, something curious happen, a surge of brilliant red chakra and the needle bounced back with some force, causing her to lose grip on it, and it hovered for a moment, before it was sent back at her, the red chakra receding immediately, and Tsunade felt a brief sting on the left side of her shoulder, and looked to see that the needle of the syringe had gone straight through the doctor’s coat and was now within her shoulder. She could feel her eyes getting heavier with every passing moment and looked at Naruto, staggering slightly and then sighing deeply and said; “Naruto-kun, I’ll be out for some time… call Shizune or something, or take care of me yourself… I’ll be res…ting…” and she collapsed to the floor, her eyes closing as she became unconscious.

Naruto looked at his baachan, then sighed deeply and then was about to go get Shizune, but something in his mind made him halt. He looked at Tsunade, noticing that the henge hadn’t slipped, which it should when she had became unconscious. He noticed that she seemed to be a lot more beautiful then most girls his age, though he did know that she had always been beautiful, and of all the people that she knew, she was one of the kindest of them, always seeming to find the time to talk to him, the way that she would listen to him being one of the main things that would make him feel good, the way that the woman seemed to endear to him being something that was making him think in a rather odd way about her. He looked at her for a moment, feeling a brief surge of something go through his spine, then went to pick her up, and place her on the bed, then sitting down next to her, giving her a good look at her body, the cleavage being pretty nice to look at, the big breasts making his hormones pulse wildly within hiss body, since he was a normal boy, with normal hormones, that just were a bit more prone to being suppressed due to Sakura. He looked at her for a moment, then the idea came to him that he would be able to do pretty much anything to her right now, and she would not even notice. After all she had put up the sign on the door that she didn’t want to be disturbed by anything, which would include anyone trying to disturb her, so nobody would even want to go in here while she was with him. The delicate thing was that he had Kyuubi inside him and thus would require her concentration from making sure that she didn’t fuck up and released the beast, which would be something that was even more important then any patient she might see, since the survival of the village depended on it.

I want to kiss her right now. His thought halted for a moment, as he looked at her lips, which were slightly parted and then he decided to just stop giving a fuck and then kissed her on the lips, though the satisfaction wasn’t there, since she didn’t respond, though she did taste a bit like strawberry’s, but that could have been the lipstick. The way that she seemed to sleep right through it all made him smile as he looked at her for a moment and then sighed deeply and then his thoughts turned a rather sharp turn, as he imagined him fucking the older woman, which made his thought process automatically stop working for a moment, making him look at her for a moment and say out loud: “I did not think about having sex with Tsunade-baachan.”

Three hours later, Tsunade was still out cold and Naruto amused himself by looking at her chest as it rose and fall, and the perverted thoughts that went through his mind were simply too much to ignore, and then he decided that she would be the one that would be taking his virginity, though this could be thought of as rape, he merely thought of it as taking what you could get, and nobody would ever find out about it…

Naruto looked at her, seeing that she was still unconscious, and subconsciously looking for someone else’s presence in the surrounding area. He found none though, and he smiled at Tsunade for a moment and said: “Baachan, I love you…” he looked at her for a moment, then gently took her legs and then set her on the side of the bed, having seen this into a movie once, while he had been travelling with Ero-sennin, and the man had decided to give him some way of making sure that he knew how the thing all worked out. He looked at Tsunade, then parted the coat to see that she wore a small black top under it, making her look as old as the henge that she wore, which was about 25 years old. He smiled softly to himself and then began to see what she wore for the lower part of the body, though he noted that she didn’t wear a bra…

He saw a short white skirt, and under that a pair of white panties, which looked to be awfully plain on her, making it so that she looked like she was younger. The way that the legs looked, he wasn’t too surprised to see that they were hairless. Tsunade kept her body in top shape, even though he knew that she knew that she was getting older.

He looked at her, feeling a surge of something within his chest as he reached for her panties, caressing the material softly as he looked at her for a moment, then decided that it would be worth it. He smiled softly as he looked at her with a smile forming on his face as he looked over her body and then took her panties and gently pulled them off. He looked at her slit as it was now in his view, awaiting his inspection. He looked over it, to see that there was no hair and that her lips there seemed to be a bit open, albeit not too wide. Her gently touched them, going inside with a finger, which made no sound as it entered her, giving him the idea to make some effort in doing this, since he never knew if someone might come in.

He knew that he should be safe, but Sakura and Shizune were one of the few people that would be able to come in without having to break the working rule that Tsunade instated, since they were both capable medic-nin. There should be no way that they would come in so soon though, so he figured that he was safe for a few moments.

“i hope that she won’t mind too much.” he said, more as a way of assuring himself that this would be okay with himself, instead of just doing it to the medic-nin. He pushed his finger in deeper, making him feel the fleshy walls around his finger, feeling still pretty out of place, doing this.

This is wrong, but who would refuse such a woman if she’s knocked out by an accident? Naruto looked at her pussy lips for a moment, before he decided that he would do those movements that were described in Ero-Sennin’s novels, since they seemed to be pretty exciting to do, and Ero-sennin had said that the woman would like them a lot, if only because they were the only thing that couples did to get children.

He got out his cock, which was still limp, but due to his eyes having been focused on her pussy, he decided to give her breasts some space, making the doctor’s coat fall open slightly and after a few minutes of fumbling with it, it revealed her big breasts, that seemed to be good enough for a man to look at until he died., it also did the job of getting him hard, and he smiled softly as he rubbed his cock against her pussy lips, getting a bit of a feeling for it., she was already wet, he could tell by some sort of weird thing that seemed to be in his head, and he pushed inside, acting solely on instinct, taking the initiative to make sure that there would be his semen spilled within her to make her his mate.

He didn’t even consider that thought to be strange, until he halted for a moment, as the head of his cock had almost entered her completely, and then looked at her and dismissed it as a figment of his imagination. Him thinking in animalistic manners? Impossible…

He looked at her for a moment and then decided that there would need to be something to make her respond to him, since she was now unconscious and couldn’t respond to him. He looked at her face, seeing that it looked like she had fallen asleep. The sight was enough for him to think about some sort of weird fantasy that had popped up within his dreams lately, of having to fuck a woman who was asleep most of the time, and then enjoying how she moved in her sleep. He pushed in farther with his cock, getting in farther in Tsunade’s pussy, the feeling of her hot and warm pussy making sure that there would be nothing against him, not even some sort of barrier, that Ero-Sennin had named as the hymen was there to hold him back, since there seemed to be no resistance, but the heat was something that was intense enough to make sure that he would come soon, as would most virgins that were exposed to female flesh and had the tendency to have sex. He looked at her and then looked at her breasts, more specifically the nipples and then began to thrust into her pussy fiercer while he bent over and took one of her nipples in his mouth and began to suck on it like a baby would. She couldn’t give milk, but it was surely something that was hot enough to make sure that he could feel a tingle go down his spine, and three seconds later, he could feel his pleasure mounting to an explosion within his mind, making him feel flashes of pleasure as he came inside her, spilling his seed within her. He could feel the sweat on his body as he seemed to breath heavily, the way that he was doing that making him feel like he had ran a marathon and came in first place. He could feel how some of his cum was coming out of her pussy, and hoped that her old age was good enough to make sure that she didn’t get pregnant. He looked at Tsunade’s body to see that she was still unconscious, and then got another quite devious idea, one that Ero-Sennin hadn’t told him about, but that he remembered from Icha Icha Paradise, since he had been reading some chapters of it.

He looked at her mouth, and smiled slightly. He would try it out while he still had the chance, then turn to some of the more exotic chapters later on. Glancing at the clock, he noticed that apparently half an hour had passed, and he then laid her on the bed, positioned himself next to her mouth and then opened her mouth, being careful to make sure that she didn’t swallow her tongue and then forced his cock inside her mouth, going nice and slow, the way that he did it being somewhat slower then he wanted, but he didn’t want to hurt himself, or her, by acting rushed.

The way that her mouth seemed to accept his cock was marvellous, according to himself, and he looked at her with his cock slightly in her mouth, then beginning to thrust slowly, the feeling of her mouth being wet and hot being good enough for him. He didn’t care that he was smearing some of his cum on her lips, since his cock had been inside her pussy only minutes ago, but the thing that he did care about was that she didn’t die. He looked at her face, seeing that her eyes were still closed. He gave a small smile, hoping that she wouldn’t wake anytime soon, or might bite it off in her sleep, but it was not the case, since she would probably remain unconscious for a good deal of time. He looked at her mouth, feeling up to the task of trying out that. ‘facefuck’ technique that was spoken of in the books. Icha Icha Paradise apparently seemed to be based on a lot of smut, and a whole lot of creativity from the author, and Naruto had a lot of creativity, according to other people. He thrust into her mouth, making some small improvement to the way that she seemed to be responding to him, by swallowing as he went into her throat, then pulled back and then thrust into her mouth once again, making sure that he would not harm her, but then plunged back in once again, making sure that there would be nothing to be done against it. He looked at her for a moment, trying to see if she was experiencing some sort of discomfort, but saw nothing, her eyes not open, but still closed.

This was a rather strange situation, he had to admit, since the way that Tsunade’s mouth seemed to suck on his cock slightly, which very well might be some sort of automatic response of the woman to something thrust into her mouth, or maybe something that she liked to do with Sake, sucking on the mouth of the bottle to get the sake out. He could feel his pleasure building once again, and reminded that normally men turned soft when they had came, but with him apparently this wasn’t the case, the way that his cock seemed to stay hard even though he was now plunging it into her mouth without abandoning it, making sure that hse would be unable to make sure that there would be something to be done against him, making him think about what he would do next to her, while still keeping up the pace, until he came, and he just thrust until he was entirely inside her mouth and throat, with her throat being used to accommodate the extra inches, since he was not exactly one of the smallest in size, to be correct… he was probably one of the most virile men in the world, with Kyuubi giving him the stamina to go for hours and hours to make sure that there would be nothing to be done against him or his manner of moving, since he would be able to go on and on, like a tank ready to attack anything in sight.

He could feel his cum coming out in her mouth, his sack against her chin, having held her head slightly up to be able to thrust into her mouth, having held it the entire time and not knowing for sure if he would be able to make sure that there would be no neck cramps later on. He looked at her face for the moment that his cock was in her mouth, emptying itself within her throat and letting his semen go to her stomach. The way that there seemed to be nothing wrong with her calmed him down and he looked at her for a moment, then decided t6hat there would be nothing to be done against it and he would claim the last hole and then just be done with it, though he knew that he would be facing hell from her later on. He smiled slightly, as it had been worth it, being the one to take Tsunade in all her holes in one go without tiring, which was a feat in itself…

He then got the idea of taking her ass, which would be the last thing he wanted to get done. He then rolled her on her stomach, crawling on the bed itself, then looking at her asshole, and mentally counting to three, he placed his cock against her asshole, which seemed to budge for a moment, and then could feel a lance of agony go through his body as he tried to get in her ass, and while her unconscious state made her asshole loosen up, it still was hard to get it in, since she was so tight, that made him think that she must be an anal virgin to be so tight.

Once he was inside her, sweat literally dripped off him, making him wonder if he might not have been able to try and do it otherwise. He groaned as he could feel the resistance of her ass fade away and he then went deeper in her ass until he was entirely within her ass. He looked at her, seeing that her doctor’s coat hid much of her back and covered her up quite nicely. He could feel a surge of electricity flowing through him all of a sudden and he groaned as he came suddenly, totally unexpected to him, wondering where the sudden orgasm came from.

He could feel her ass being tight enough to squeeze him, but he didn’t care. He looked at her for a moment and then decided that there would be some more things that would need to be handled at the moment, then this. He could feel his cock being somewhat sore and he pulled it out, opting to clean it slightly, knowing that there was a small washbasin he could use. It looked clean though, so he only washed it briefly, wincing at times when he felt sore there. When it was all done, he looked at Tsunade, got his pants back on and then went to make sure that she would be dressed once again, then getting into the bed and trying to get some sleep, with her laying next to him.

He awoke a few hours later, when Tsunade stirred besides him. He didn’t open his eyes, but could hear her mumbling something about her ass and pussy hurting, and how someone might have taken advantage of her.

She looked at him for a moment as she saw him asleep. He smiled in his sleep, and she rubbed her ass, conforming that her panties were still on, but also feeling some wet spots, that indicated that someone had done something to her, most likely normal intercourse, as well as anal sex, and if she wasn’t mistaken, had also used her mouth to sate his pleasures. She knew that there would be only one man in the room, that being Naruto, but wasn’t about to give him a scolding about it, since it seemed to be of little importance to her at the moment.

She could hear him mutter something. “Ero-Sennin, please… Don’t do that to me. I don’t want to be the woman this time…” that made her blood turn the temperature of a chilled Bloody Mary and she leaned in closer to hear whatever he would say next. “Jiraiya-sensei, it hurts! You’re so big, but it hurts! I don’t want to play the game that men play when there are no women…”

Her eye was twitching now, and she had already forgiven him for possibly having sex with her unconscious body. He must have liked it if he had fallen asleep… or someone might have cast a genjutsu on him and then had his way with her. She moved her hand to her pussy and then slipped a finger inside into it and then pulled it out and sniffed it, smelling some semen. The way that there seemed to be semen within her indicated that it wasn’t too severe, and that she wouldn’t get pregnant. By the taste she could also have a good indication of how potent it was. She slipped her finger in her mouth, tasting it and her eyebrows rose, since it seemed to be potent enough to make even the most barren woman pregnant…

“Jiraiya-sensei, don’t make me peep on the women! I won’t be bad anymore, and I won’t tell anyone. But please, don’t touch me there, please!” that did it to her, and she wrapped her hands around him. “Naruto-kun, please wake up.” She said to him softly, still hugging him.

He opened his eyes, looking into her brown eyes and gave her a smile. “Oh, what a terrible dream I had… Any reason why you’re hugging me?” Tsunade shook her head and then said; “I’ll never allow that pervert to ever touch you, you got that?” he nodded slowly, as a child would, which he apparently still was to her, and she continued; “As for you taking advantage of me while I was unconscious, I can’t say that I approve of that, but considering the circumstances I am willing to let it slip, since it might be something that will make you work that trauma that Jiraiya made you get by his perverted antics.” He looked at her puzzled. “What perverted antics?” she shook her head and said; “Report to me tomorrow morning, and I’ll try to make sure that you get rid of that trauma by showing you how to do a real woman… But now, I got to take out the trash…”


She got up from the bed, smiling slightly at him and then departed, to get out of the hospital, and to the hot springs, where she knew that Jiraiya would be. Naruto just looked at her ass, thinking about his small acting, then mentally congratulating himself for a good performance. Out loud he said: “I didn’t think she would believe it… Jiraiya will get what’s coming for him for all those times that he let me take the blame for peeking on those girls, who all believed the sweet old man who tried to keep his grandson from peeking…

She spotted the pervert sitting there near the fence, his eye looking through a hole in the fence. She tapped him on the shoulder, provoking his reaction: “Get away, I’m studying something.”

“Studying, Jiraiya-kun?” she said in a sugary sweet tone, that seemed too ooze sweetness. The skin of the man turned an ashen colour as he turned to look at his executioner… err… team-mate. “Tsunade-chan, I didn’t know it was you. How can I help you?”

The aura of doom around Tsunade spoke volumes as she cracked her knuckles and said; “Jiraiya, Naruto told me several facts that I wasn’t quite aware of… How could you?” she asked, looking at him like how she would look at a low and pathetic creature. He looked at her uncomprehending, and unwittingly added a nuclear bomb to the fire that was awake within Tsunade: “If this is about Naruto, I am not ashamed of doing some things to him.”

Tsunade grinned in a fashion that would be eerily reminiscent of Orochimaru and then cracked her knuckles and the grin increased. She looked at him and then said: “Well, then face my justice… the poor boy is traumatised enough so that he took advantage of me when I was knocked unconscious by an accident… so I suppose that making sure that you won’t be eating anything solid for three months is quite the payback…”

Jiraiya suddenly felt very alone… Tsunade got that crazy grin of hers on her face and then she shouted; “YOU PAEDOPHILE!” before her fist crashed into his face, and all he knew was pain, as she continuously smacked her fist in his privates, making for some interesting sounds coming out of his throat.

He was hospitalised three hours afterwards, bones poking out of his skin and making gargling sounds… the worst thing was that the nurses were very rough with him, and he was forced to drink prune juice, which was one of the things that he absolutely didn’t like…

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I am back once again…

The next scene I will unleash upon the world will be released on December 5th… those who have been chosen to beta, beware… you might be in for quite a shock when you see it…

You see, the 5th of December is my birthday… and since I have gotten into the tradition of writing big one-shots for my birthday for the world to enjoy., I thought to do all of you a favour, and just make one that was 10.000 words for you to enjoy… currently, I am in need of a beta and the ones that wanted to take up the job have been chosen. Those who know the title and the people in it, please remain silent or you take out the surprise that it will wreak…

Also, it is a One-Shot…

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