My collection of Naruto / ? pairings

Birthday Bitch

Disclaimer: Written for the birthday of Matthew Parmentier, may he live long and well… CONGRATULATIONS!

BTW: Don’t expect many submissions from me due to making trouble at school and having to do a lot of work…

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Naruto looked at the ceiling, utterly bored. It was still October 9, the day before his birthday. Three minutes left on the clock, making him wonder if the villagers were going to try something again like they had when he had been younger. There were too many things that could go wrong at this day, just because he harboured the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the demon that had killed so many in that one fateful night.

There were some things that needed to be addressed by him, he knew, like what he was going to do, where he’d be able to hide out for the day, since his belongings might get thrashed by the villagers.

She watched from within, waiting for her chance. She knew that it would come, she had the inkling of a thought that she might be able to give him a good birthday for once, not a bad birthday like usually was the case.

One minute left till October 10th. Naruto looked at the clock with a sorrowful look, preparing for when it would strike twelve, his birthday beginning. The festival of Kyuubi’s ‘death’ would start in the morning, making him want to hide.

She appeared at the moment that the clock turned to signify that it had become a new day. She appeared without any fanfare, just standing there, looking at him. She smiled at him, him having not noticed her yet because of the darkness in the room.

“Naruto-kun… “ her voice spoke, her tone gentle and kind, making him think about the way that it seemed to make the speaker more alluring to him, though he wondered who it might be.

“Happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday, Naruto-kun, Happy Birthday to you.” She sang softly, her voice being quite melodious, not being at all disturbing like when he would come into the seal, but kind and gentle. She aimed to make him comfortable with her before she would move in upon her prey, giving him a birthday present that would be the best gift ever. The way that she had thought to give it to him was ingenious, she had to say, since she had come up with it. The seal had loosened enough for her to make a bit of a tweaking ingrained within it.

A cake materialised besides her, topped with whipped cream, the number of his age, 16 at this moment and with some special added things to make sure that this was a gift from her. Kyuubi was written on the cake in dark letters, the letters being made of a sugary substance that was very sticky to the hands. She had spent quite the time on the cake., and was proud of her result. With a snap of her fingers, the candles on the cake ignited, casting dark flames and a dark light, making him look at them with some surprise.

“What the?” he muttered, looking at the woman who had appeared in his room, then at the cake. “Is that for me?” he asked, looking at the cake and she nodded solemnly. “All for you to blow out the candles, Naruto-kun… After that, I’ll give you a nice piece of the cake, and then you can open your present…”

She smiled at him as he still looked at her with some small amount of confusion in his eyes, apparently still mystified by the words that she had spoken, but quickly gathering his wits and then moving to the cake, getting up slowly, as if thinking this to be a dream.

When he blew out the candles a few moments later, she smiled as she could see that there was a true happy smile on his face as he had finally gotten a gift from someone who apparently liked him enough to make him a cake. She smiled at the way that he seemed to lighten up as he could feel the love that she beamed at him. It was true. She, Kyuubi no Kitsune, liked him, a mortal, enough to make him a cake and then offer him her body for some fun… he had grown on her during the time that she had been sealed inside him, making her love him more and more as she saw how he struggled through life, but never giving up. There was a certain quality to that, and she admired that.

“What’s the present?” he asked her, looking at her, though not seeing much in the dark room. She smiled at him and then came close to him, touching him softly on the chest and letting her fingers trail down his chest, him not wearing anything on his chest, nor much on his body at all actually, just wearing some boxers. She seemed to enjoy the feeling of his chest as she purred slightly, like a cat would when liking the attention.

“First have some cake…” she murmured, grabbing some of the cake and then bringing it to his lips, making him take a bite from the cake. The taste assaulted his taste buds as he seemingly got the feeling that this was no ordinary cake, but a masterpiece. The flavor was a mix of the different things that he liked all bunched together. He liked the taste so much that he greedily devoured the rest of the cake. She already had started to caress his chest once again, her desire for him growing at the moment.

He looked at her as she stood there in the dark, suddenly feeling something tingling in his eyes and his sight became better all of a sudden. Long red hair seemed to sway into his vision as she seemed to become illuminated to him now, the look on her face being one that he had seen on some of the girls when they were still chasing behind Sasuke’s homo ass, which was one of lust that took the senses away.

“Now, for the present… I’ll give you one hint… it’ll be very good…” her hand trailed down his chest now, her getting on her knees and then at the height of his crotch. Her hands touched the b and of his underwear and then slid it down, exposing his still limp member to her. She smiled and looked up to him. “I hate men with pubic hair… so I’ll do you a favor and remove it for you…”

A ball of flames appeared in her hand as she said that, his eyes widening as she brought it to his crotch and he could feel a cool warmth on his crotch, making him look down to see that the hairs were burning up fast, though no scent of burning hair, nor any remains were visible to him. “Now then, all done and ready… Oh wait, I haven’t had any of the cake yet… guess this’ll be a nice bit of cake for me too.” Her hand went to the cake, tearing off a good bit of it and then moving the hand to his crotch, smearing the cake all around his cock. “See, look at the nice bit of cake that I have now… Now, you’re going to feel really good…”

What the hell is she doing with the cake? Went through his mind as he watched how she coated his cock with the cake, the squishy cake making him look with a sneaking suspicion at his… girlfriend? He wasn’t sure what she was trying to attempt at the moment, but when she moved her head closer and began to lick the whipped cream off his still limp cock, he grew hard as the tongue seemed to make him even more excited then he wanted to. There was a good feeling about this all of a sudden, his body reacting to her tongue slowly licking the icing off his cock, making him grow to full hardness in only a moment.

“Oh, would you look at that, am I getting a nice present from you, Naruto-kun? Is that your gift to me, to have your penis give me some cream? But that’s not the way that its supposed to be, you’re going to feel really good now, I’ll make sure of that.” She said to him, her voice sounding like she was glad to get something for once and that she was somewhat miffed at the fact that he wasn’t getting her way with him. She immediately began to lick him off more, her tongue now moving faster over his head, making him give a groan as the tongue seemed to be really skilled at the way that it moved over his cock, the way that she did it making him feel so good, but not ready to come just yet. There was still something that was keeping him back, making him look at her for a moment as she moved her lips to his cock and sucked gently on one side, her tongue going over the flesh, making him shiver slightly as the sucking on his cock was pretty good, the warmth of her mouth making him ache, though not enough to make him cum. That was pretty strange, he mused, thinking about the way that she was doing it and that he should have come at least once by now, especially since he hadn’t had any experience. It must be something that was done by Kyuubi, the fox being all grumpy and keeping his orgasm from him…

Just like the bastard fox to keep me from coming. That bastard probably wants to take this woman for himself so he could mate with her… went through his mind as he looked at the woman who was currently now sucking on the crown of his cock, her mouth on the crown, her tongue working on the delicate flesh, making him feel so damn good that he was not going to complain about the situation that he was finding himself in.

He thought I was male? But doesn’t he know that most Kitsune are female? Oh well, I’ll tell him my name later, after I finally allow him to come, but until then, I want him to feel my best blowjob ever… this will be good… she nearly smirked as she looked at him, almost a pained look upon his face as he looked down on her, making her almost let him release. The look that he sent to her was one of a man who wanted to come so badly, but couldn’t. she smiled at him and then winked at him, making him give a groan of lust as she licked the underside of his cock, making it a deliberately slow movement of her tongue as her hands cupped his untouched balls and began to slowly massage them, taking them in one hand and then tickling them, making him feel so damn desperate to come.

“Do you like your present so far, Naruto-kun? I’ll make you feel really good now…” she said, taking his cock in her mouth as far as she could, loosening up her throat so she would be able to fit him in her mouth entirely, the way that he seemed to be grown in that area indicating that she might be able to deepthroat him. She wasn’t afraid to die, making her existence linked with Naruto had its bonuses…

“Damn…” he muttered as she took him in her mouth entirely, inch by inch disappearing within her mouth, the hot and warm feeling increasing while he literally wanted to scream in pleasure as this felt just good enough to make him think he might have died and gone to heaven, the feeling being that intense, making him more then eager to have it again. There was a good feeling coming up, like a load had been lifted from his body, making him look at her in surprise as she brushed a stray lock out of her face, looking up at him with her reddish eyes looking straight into his blue ones.

There was a feeling coming now, like he had been keeping something pent up, it all suddenly escaping. He could feel how the tension on his balls seemed to disappear, the feeling of pure bliss seeping through his mind as he came finally, Kyuubi allowing him to come, finding that he had enough pleasure for the moment.

The seed was sticky and it was a lot. That was all that she could conclude as she gulped it down, it coming and coming without end, making her think that allowing him to keep it all bottled up had been a bad idea on her part, but she was technically immortal as long as nobody killed Naruto, so she couldn’t drown. It did drip from the corners of her mouth though, running down her chin and falling on her breasts, that seemed to make a small jiggle every now and then, making any man’s attention focused on them. She was pretty glad that she was so beautiful that she could get men hard by just walking by. Even the henge that Tsunade employed of the busty young 26 year old would not make any man grow hard unless she bent over, but Kyuubi knew that when she walked by, most men would be looking, growing hard as she showed off a good amount of leg and some small hints of her cleavage, which would be pretty much the thing that would allow her to get away with murder, as long as it was done in the vicinity of a man that found her attractive, with him getting the blame over her.

The cum wasn’t too bothersome, since she wasn’t wearing any clothing at the moment anyways. When the flood subsided, she looked at Naruto, intrigued by the way that he had come inside her mouth, which she had allowed, making her inquisitive gaze so sharp that he blushed.

“That tasted good, Naruto-kun… Why don’t you unwrap more of your present now? I’ve given you some of the physical pleasure that I could give, so why don’t you show me what a big man you are and give it to me. I’m all yours, without anyone going to say anything about it…” she tried to tempt him into giving in, but apparently he was still stunned by the fact that he had come just a moment ago, a beautiful woman offering herself to him as a gift for his birthday making him even more stunned then before. There was something that she liked about this way of him being stunned and that was the way that he looked. She grabbed the base of his limp cock, slowly stroking it to get it back to full hardness, what she wanted to let him give it to her hard.

She grabbed some of the cake and smeared it on her breasts, before inviting him to come and get it off. “Taste some more of the cake, I’m sure that you’ll find it quite delicious…” she watched as he sank to his knees, with her laying herself on display for him, taking a place between her spread legs and bending over, beginning to lick the mixture of cake and some whipped cream off her breasts, the nipples being licked very carefully, making her moan slightly as she gained some pleasure from the fact that he was giving her nipples quite the treatment, being like a little child with his mother, licking the breasts all over and making her feel so damn good that she moaned even though there was not a lot of things which could make her moan, having discovered that with other men it had been pretty hard to look like she enjoyed it. Those men have been dead a long time anyways, she thought, thinking about the way that she had seduced a young prince once, then nearly having a giggling attack when she saw his small apparatus, then poofing away to make some other mortal’s life a hell for making her dissatisfied. That had been 500 years ago, making her look at Naruto with a look that was a bit different. Due to her sharing a body with him, she knew about all of his habits and of his dreams which she glimpsed in at times, coming to the conclusion that he needed to get laid, badly.

She of course had tried to get him to look at other women, but those merely saw him as a demon, which was not ideal mating material. So she had devised a good way to get him to make love to a woman, that would have to be her, of course, since she ached down there, making her hornier with every passing second, the way that there seemed to be a certain air about him, making her get more and more excited as the time went on., her breasts were getting quite stimulated from the way that he was licking them, the manner in which he apparently had an instinctive way of making some sort of control mentally taking over her,. There was a good feeling in her brain, making her feel so damn good, her pussy growing wet at the feelings that were coursing through her body at the moment,. She grabbed a handful of cake from the now nearly ruined cake, making some small mess on the floor, but not making too much of it missing. The feeling in the air was something that was exciting, small moans coming from her mouth as she seemed to be getting the passion into her body once again. There was something raw and untamed within her body at the moment, making him very grateful for his presence, which would be something that he would be on the receiving end for a long time to be, making him into one of the luckiest men alive.

Her hand went down to her pussy, one finger dipping into it immediately, the wet slick folds parting before her finger nearly instantly. There was something that fascinated her about the way that his tongue seemed to lick her nipples, the way that it seemed to touch the tip of her nipples, then go over the skin, making her feel so good that she nearly thought that she would burst into flames from the heat that he made within her. Her finger joined the other one, sliding into her pussy with a frantic pace, moving on and on, making her feel the rush of pleasure as she seemed to be unable to stop.

He could taste the skin of her breasts, making him feel odd. The taste of the cake was still there, making him excited, his cock hard from the way that he was allowed to taste her breasts, no matter that there seemed to be no other woman who would allow him to do that to their breasts, truly enjoying the situation as it unfolded, the way that it seemed to make him happy at the fact that he was sucking the breasts of a beautiful young woman who had given herself to him as a birthday gift.

She could feel how his hair seemed to stick against her breasts, making her feel somewhat uncomfortable due to the feeling of the hair not being silky smooth like her own, due to Naruto never really getting a good hair wash done due to crappy living conditions, which contributed to his somewhat rough looks. If only he’d be able to live somewhere else, but the last time he had tried to make some sort of change in living arrangements, the villagers had forcibly rejected the proposal, even if made by the Hokage. It was apparently the case that several of the shinobi families didn’t want a monster living close to them so that it might corrupt their children or eat them, so he had always lived alone. There was something about him though, making him more and more attractive to her then to anyone else. She had been with him, that was a fact, but still, she had watched him how he prospered even with what little food he could get. The way that he continued to eat ramen, just because it was the cheapest food that there was available to him, though it stunted his growth, vegetables being unable to be sold to them due to them being rotten, or else not sold to him, since most of the vendors hated him just for her being inside his stomach. She thought about that for a moment.

Why should I even care what happens to this village anymore? Those things think I’m a guy while I’m assuredly NOT a guy, or else I’d rape that beautiful Hokage bitch. She deserves to get a man inside her for a long and good time now. I know that she hasn’t had any contact with a man in a long time, and Jiraiya would be unable to get it up again… not after I mauled him there… She grinned more to herself, then hit a particularly sweet spot in her pussy, making some juices coat her fingers more then before,. There was a certain erotic thrill to it, the feeling of him sucking on her breasts while she was fingering herself was something that she could not pass up on, making it to be her favourite activity up until now, though she would have to admit that giving him a blow job is pretty exciting too, the way that she seemed to be getting more and more randy as time moved on. She was already aching to suck on his big thick cock once again. The way that he seemed to enjoy the way that she was sucking him off, including the way that she had coated his cock with cake, making the way that they would continue to do it very exciting, since she had some more things in mind about the way that she could give head, or even improve upon it, with other materials, like syrup or chocolate sauce. There was nothing that was really taboo to her, making for a very nice woman for him. If needed, she would even include that big chested Hokage in the deal, since she always wore red lipstick, which would be leaving quite the nice print on his cock, should someone ever look at it. Anyways, he would be well provided for. There was nothing that would be worse then making a guy unable to come for a long time, but she had learned that she should not do that, lest she be drowned in a flood of cum that would come out. He was surely one big boy who came like a horse.

Outside, someone was waiting for the daybreak to come, not having noticed anything odd at all. Kakashi sat there, reading Icha Icha Paradise, written by Demon God of Chaos for a change, because Jiraiya had an unfortunate accident due to Naruto going Kyuubi. It was quite interesting, with Naruto screwing all kinds of women, making the Hokage his personal bitch., he smiled as he knew that the Hokage had banned that version of Icha Icha Paradise from the stores, taking offense to it. Demon god of Chaos had been added to the nukenin list as an SS ranked Nukenin, wanted for the fabrication of lies to ruin her reputation. The polite letter that he had sent to her stated that she better go back to making sweet love to Naruto, getting gangbanged by clones on her desk, then be submitted to a massive facial just when Shizune would come into the room…

Naruto could feel her hand closing on his cock, making him look at her with his eyes momentarily meeting hers, making her blush slightly, out of a gesture that she had picked up from watching some drama plays in a theater. She acted like any woman would in such a drama, looking embarrassed. “Ooh, what a big boy you are…” she muttered, making her feel a small shock in her hand as he seemed to be getting harder. “Yes, you’re a very big boy, aren’t you?” her eyes seemed to sparkle for a moment as she looked at him, gauging his looks for a moment, before she made her advance upon him. Her hands touched his chest, moving his head off her chest for a moment, catching the look in his eyes. “Now is the time for your final gift, Naruto-kun…”

She opened her folds for him, taking his cock in her hands and moving it to her slit,, making contact with his cock for a moment and she looked at him and then smiled at him and said. “Come on, push it in, Naruto-kun. Fuck me with that big long cock of yours, make me your birthday bitch! I want to be yours, your private slut if you wish!”

Kakashi was still reading Icha Icha Paradise, still not hearing a whisper from Naruto’s apartment, even though he could hear slow breathing…

“Alright, here it comes!” she smiled as he pushed himself on top of her once again, his cock sliding into her for the first time, making her feel so damn full since he was definitively bigger then most men. She smiled at him, eating some of the cake that she still held in a hand and then offering him some and then watching how he ate it, then began to lick her fingers clean, cleaning them like a cat would. There was nothing that she seemed to be unable to do, making him realize that there was something more to her then met his eyes. The ideas that came to his mind were diverse and different, the way that she seemed to liven up all of a sudden now that he was inside her made him realize that this was a wonderful feeling, making him feel the way that she seemed to coat him with love, whilst she was actually trying to coat his chest in some of the cake, before deeming it complete and then adding a little it of whipped cream with a mere hand gesture.

She licked off some of the cake from his chest, taking careful turns at his nipples, intending to get the most of the revenge that she wanted for the way that she had been treated by him, making her feel a sense of cheerfulness at the way that she seemed to get the feelings coursing through her body. She looked at Naruto for a moment, her eyes being slightly wider as she could feel how he seemed to have sunk entirely within her. She made some small licks on his chest, panting slightly as she could feel how his cock seemed to fill her up completely, making her feel so full all of a sudden. “Yes, yes, you’re so big, Naruto-kun… I love that big cock of yours, how it fills me up! Fill me with your big cock! Fuck me like I’m your bitch!”

Kakashi looked up from his book. What the? I thought I heard something falling or something… oh well, he must have knocked something over in his sleep, nothing to worry about… now, what would she do now? Oh, she’s deepthroating him…

He could feel the heat building up within him, making him look at her as she was still licking the cake off his chest. “Damn, you make me feel so damn good… Tell me, tell me your name…” he asked her, his voice being close to a moan and slightly hoarse from the way that he was inside her. It didn’t take much for him, the heat and the erotic actions that she was doing exciting him enough so that his eruption was already on its way, making him mourn the way that she seemed to be too eager for him.

“Don’t you dare pull out of me, Naruto-kun! I’m so close, I’m so damn CLOSE!” she yelled the last part as her own juices began to flow, orgasm coming to her just because he had asked her name… it was something that she wanted him to know when he came. She had already released the valves on his balls, which would allow him to come soon.

And indeed, she knew that he would come. The way that his body seemed to move already, thrusting into her with a frantic way to it, the manner in which he seemed to be unable to form a coherent sentence, the manner in which he behaved himself, the way that he seemed to get more and more used to the way that her body felt was wonderful.

“My name is…” she said when she could feel him hitting the edge of his willpower, exploding inside her with his seeed coming into her pussy the moment that she had said is, “Kyuubi.” His eyes went wide as he looked at her as he came within her, looking at her for a moment, not even breathing at the moment, his eyes being too wide for his own good, she mused as the look of shock was on his face, the way that he seemed to be too surprised was getting to her.

“I was in need of sex, and thought you should get laid, so this is my birthday gift…”

His yell of KYUUBI made her deaf for a moment…

Three seconds later Kakashi dove through the door, this time having heard the yell of the dreaded fox’s name, acting accordingly to save Naruto…

OH SHIT! Was the last thought Kakashi heard as a tail made of chakra hit him in the head, sending him into oblivion…

“Now, let’s give you more of me, shall we?” she said, looking at him with a feral look…

It would be a long time before Kakashi woke up and got him out of her claws…

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For you Matthew James Blaise Parmentier, with my regards, Demon God of Chaos greets you!