Inbred

Another slow chapter that I don't like. Nothing much, just an attempt at humour.


Warning: fetish
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Chapter 39

"You ready, Neji?"

The boy nodded and clamped his eyes shut, pressed his lips tightly together and fisted his fingers into the blankets.

Sasuke ripped away the strip in one swift motion and the Hyuga prodigy howled.

"Itai!"

He tossed the used piece of material into the waste-bin he had nearby and painted on another coat of hot wax against Neji's pubic hair.

"How much longer?" he asked wearily, using the break to fill his lungs with air again.

Sasuke leaned back and examined the work he had completed thus far. He was more than half-way finished, that was for sure, but there were still a few areas that needed a little cleaning up afterward. "Mmm...Maybe five or six more should do it."

The boy groaned loudly and turned his head to one side.

Sasuke pasted on another strip of fabric and gave Neji fair warning before he yanked it off.

"FUUUCK!" he screamed.

Sasuke applied another coating of wax and patted more fabric on that. A scream prepared itself in his pale throat and Neji's toes curled.

Rrip!

"Aaaahhh!"

"Hang in there, koi. I'm almost done," came the Uchiha's guarantee but it did nothing to placate the Hyuga. He prepared another strip and Neji prepared to scream at the top of his lungs.

Rrip!

He did.

"Sasukeee," he groaned and thrashed his head from side to side at the stinging and burning sensation in the most delicate place he possessed. "It huuurts."

"Really?" he asked sarcastically even as he applied more wax and another strip. "I couldn't tell from the way you were screaming and carrying on."

Neji would have cursed him right then and there but he saved his breath for the cry of pain that followed just after Sasuke removed another bed of hair. "Sasuke, aren't you finished yet?" the boy panted. He wanted to die. How on earth did girls sit through this torture all in the name of beauty? 'Or vanity,' he scoffed.

"Just about," came the honest reply. "There are just a few spots that didn't come of properly so I'll go over them once more.

"For the love of humanity, Sasuke just use a damned razor!"

He shook his head even as he covered a patch with the sticky wax. "I told you already, 'No!'. Waxing lasts longer and I don't want you to get any razor bumps or ingrown hair."

Neji groaned in defeat and cried out again when the hairs were ripped out of his skin. "I wish...," he huffed. "I wish I'd never worn that stupid panty," but the Uchiha only grinned at his childish outburst.

The only reason Neji was being subjected to this torture was because Sasuke suddenly developed a fetish for shaved pussies after seeing him in the racy undergarment. He had gone out at the crack of dawn and bought Neji an entire box of the things. He didn't mind, some of them were silky and felt wonderful to the touch while others were of lovely pastel colours in his favourite shades. Some were of bold colours: red satin with black lace and thin elastic waistbands while others were kinky with removable crotches and tiny bows. And then...there were the thongs.

Neji had given him such a nasty look when he held up the first pair but when his eyes landed on the pair of panties that he assumed were nothing but three thin strips of cloth sewn together he cursed the Uchiha and threw them in his face saying it would be a cold day in hell before he wore anything so...vulgar. Sasuke just laughed in his face and reminded him of the many times he'd done obscene things but that only pissed off Neji further.

He eventually ended up wearing it, or rather, Sasuke tore off his clothes and forced them onto him. Neji liked the foreplay but he HATED the damned thing, unfortunately Sasuke loved them and since he bought them for his benefit then Neji would just have to learn to deal with it.

However, his pubic hair posed a problem since, according to the Uchiha, it 'obstructed the artistic beauty of the presentation' or some such rubbish. Neji was seething with too much rage to pay any attention to whatever the hell he was saying.

So that was when Sasuke decided, against the boy's will, to wax him clean and he went out that very same minute to buy a do-it-at-home kit.

"Sasuke, aren't you done yet?"

He grunted his annoyance and applied a large amount of wax. "This is the last one."

Neji sighed with relief then braced himself as Sasuke put on a wide strip then tore it away from his skin causing the boy to yelp in pain, but he was glad that it was finally all over.

"Oh thank, G-"

Rrip!

"FUCK SASUKE!" he screeched and brought his hands out to cup his aching groin. Sasuke laughed wickedly and Neji kicked at him and he brought his hands up to defend himself from the onslaught. "I hate you, you fucking bastard!"

He tossed the strip with the others and his laughter settled into low chuckles. "I'm sorry, koi but you should have seen the look on your face," and he broke into another bout of guffaws. Neji just glared and kicked at him again, barely missing his temple. Sasuke batted his leg away as if it were nothing more than a fly and leaned forward to take Neji's wrists in his hands and pull them away.

"Don't touch it!" Hyuga hissed. But Sasuke reprimanded him with a stern 'Shh!' and ran two fingers over the tender flesh.

It felt wonderful.

Sasuke released him and fished into the shopping bag that held the kit and removed a white cream bottle .

Neji craned his head to get a better look at it. "What's that?" he asked curiously as Sasuke squeezed a little into his palm and liberally rubbed the lotion against his fingers.

"It's an inhibitor," he stated simply. "The clerk at the store said that if you use it daily it prevents the hair from growing back too quickly." He massaged the ointment onto Neji's screaming flesh and the boy parted his legs even as the cold cream tingled him. "And, when the hair does grow back, it's not as thick."

Neji nodded but he hadn't heard a word the man said, he was too busy concentrating on the Uchiha's fingers rubbing the creamy formula into his smooth skin. He bit one corner of his lip and his hips rocked slightly when the fingers dipped to rub just inside his thick, outer lips.

Sasuke noticed this and grinned up at his easily-aroused lover. "Feels good, huh?"

Neji nodded and spread his legs even wider. Sasuke had touched him there many, MANY times before but this was different. His hair was no longer an obstacle for the Uchiha's fingers and it felt as if he were being touched there for the first time. It was such a new sensation to Neji and it was heavenly.

"Smooth as a baby's bottom," the younger man teased and ran his hands over the flesh once more before putting everything back in the bag. Neji looked down at himself and wasn't sure that it belonged to him, he hadn't seen it without hair ever since he was a child. Suddenly curious, he reached out to test it for himself and gasped at the even texture. Sasuke was right, it did feel as smooth as an infant's.

Uchiha watched as his lover stroked himself and although it wasn't as if he were were trying to seduce him, just looking at the boy run his fingers over his bald snatch was turning him on in the worst possible way. He was aroused already, waxing Neji had been one of the sexiest things he'd ever done to him but there wasn't much he could do about it at that time, but now that the serious task was over and his long-haired lover seemed impressed with his 'good-as-new' body part, Sasuke figured it was time to try it out.

"Do you like it, Neji-koi?" he purred and the Hyuga nodded and parted his lips to fit a finger on his other hand between his teeth very coyly.

"Sasuke," he cooed and closed his lips around that finger while he tilted his head down and flashed him a very provocative look. "It still burns a little so,..." he parted his lips and his mouth turned up into a naughty, little grin. "Will you kiss it and make it all better?"

The Uchiha's nostrils flared. Neji was such a tease.

His dark head leaned closer to land a fat kiss on the plump skin, Neji giggled and placed his feet square on the Uchiha's shoulders. His tongue darted out to draw lazy circles there and Neji sighed contentedly. His taste buds could pick up the thin traces of the medicated balm he had applied earlier and it stung at the back of his throat.

Sasuke pulled away, leaving a very disappointed Neji behind and lifted him into a sitting position by tugging on his arms. "Let's try on that thong again and see how it looks now," he grinned.

Neji made a sound of annoyance by clicking his tongue behind his teeth. He yanked away from his lover's grip and flopped against the bed, crossing his arms over his chest and pouting. "I'm NOT wearing that repulsive undergarment, Uchiha."

Sasuke ignored the hissy fit and dipped into the box to procure the hated piece of material. He dangled it in front of Neji who just rolled his eyes and clamped his legs tightly together. "Aww, Neji don't be like that," he teased with a smile and reached out his other hand to draw an outline around the swell of his ankle but the other boy just pulled away spitefully. "I thought you liked pretty things."

"But that's just it, Sasuke," he countered. "It's NOT pretty, it's hideous and I don't like it."

"Why?"

"Well, just look at it," he said with an exaggerated wave of his hand and Sasuke held it closer to his face to see if there was something about it Hyuga saw that he didn't. The red satin was cut very thin and strong elastic was stitched around the borders, causing the material to contract and give it a scrunched appearance, making it look alot smaller than it actually was. It was fine all on it's own but it looked so much better on Neji.

"Yeah, so?"Sasuke shrugged one shoulder then reached out to grab him by an ankle and slip the underwear on.

Neji didn't fight him, it would have been a wasted effort. Instead he allowed the man to dress him in the revealing garment and stood on the bed at his command. Sasuke appraised him, watching intently as the material clung to his body, he put a hand on Neji's hip and brushed his thumb against the waist band sending little shivers along the pale boy's skin.

"Turn around!"

He blushed slightly but did as the other man asked and faced the other direction so he could give Sasuke a full view of his ass and he gasped when he felt a large hand grope a firm globe.

Sasuke kneaded the muscles of his taut flesh and marveled at its soft, creamy texture. Neji was a magnificent specimen and Sasuke had him all to himself. He gripped the other cheek and Neji gasped when he pulled them far apart to let the thong slip further inside the crack. "It fits you like a glove, koi," he teased.

Neji pulled his lips into his mouth and nibbled at them with his teeth. This was humiliating! He could almost imagine himself being molested by some lecherous old man and while he knew it was Sasuke the holes those obsidian orbs were boring into his ass didn't make him feel so certain. He tilted his head to one side and stifled a deep moan when a warm, wet tongue lapped at his skin.

It was funny how a single article of clothing could make him feel so promiscuous, like some slutty, little school-girl who couldn't get enough and Neji knew, in that instance, that he knew he'd be more comfortable wearing nothing at all.

"Neji!" Sasuke tsked and reached around to grab the undergarment from the front and yank it roughly making the boy throw back his head and cry out when it grated into his skin and chafed his clitoris. "You're getting your new panties dirty."

Already a damp spot had stained the seat of satin cloth and his silky, pink lips glistened in the morning sunlight. Neji hated the thing, that much was true and he hated the way it made him feel but he loved when Sasuke made him feel naughty.

The Uchiha's cellphone rang and even while he answered it and spoke with the person on the other line he would drop little kisses on Neji's backside between each sentence.

"Uh huh? Yeah...why?" He glanced up to see Neji looking at him over his shoulder. He mouthed 'Naruto' and the man on the bed nodded in understanding. "Sure, we'll be right there." he flipped the phone shut then shoved it back into his jeans pocket and Sasuke gave one cheek a noisy peck, causing his lover to giggle at the smacking sound. "Get dressed," he ordered with a pat on one, white thigh and Neji whimpered his disappointment. He wanted Sasuke to play with him a little longer.

"What does Naruto want?" His voice was a little too acidic and he felt like strangling the blond for the interruption.

"Actually, it's Hinata?"

Neji stiffened. "Hinata? Why? What's wrong with her?" and Sasuke laughed at the frantic expression on his lover's face.

"Nothing. And 'No!' Naruto hasn't done anything," he quickly added when he saw the murderous expression on the Hyuga boy's face. "She just needs a change of clothes," and Neji sighed with relief.

Whether Naruto was his lover's best-friend or his cousin's boy-friend he would still have him drawn and quartered if he allowed anything bad to happen to Hinata under his watch.

"What do you think you're doing?"

Neji froze and the thong that had been hooked in his fingers stopped mid-thigh as he looked at the man behind him. "Uh, I'm changing my clothes," he replied as if to say 'What does it look like I'm doing'?

Sasuke ignored his cheeky tone of voice. "I said 'get dressed', not change."

"You can't be serious, Sasuke. There's no way I'm leaving my apartment in this."

"It's not like I'm asking you to walk around in just that alone...although,..." and when Neji glared daggers at his little jest he put up one hand in apology. "We're the only ones who know you've got it on and I promise I won't lay a hand on you while we're over there."

He'd love to put Sasuke through that kind of torture, of wanting but not being able to have, but his hatred of the thong was stronger than his desire to see the proud Uchiha suffer. He yanked off the damnable underwear and threw it in his lover's face then put his hands on his hips defiantly.

Sasuke wasn't the least bit perturbed by Hyuga's denial, he was used to the boy turning him down for one thing or another but he should really have learned by now that Sasuke always got his way.

They fought and the short-haired brunette tackled the other man to the bed. Neji beat against his shoulders and tried to kick him in the stomach but he managed to avoid most of the blows. He successfully got the undergarment back on then proceeded to force on a pair of jeans along with a pastel-green shirt and Sasuke had to admit that dressing Neji was just as big a turn-on as undressing him.

By the time he was fully clothed Neji's violent threats and curses had evolved into jubilant laughter and he punched his lover playfully on one arm. "Sasuke, you're such a bully," he chuckled and stuffed the hem of his shirt into the waist band of his pants.

He returned the light-hearted gesture before leaning over to leave a soft kiss on equally soft lips. "Aoh! But you love me anyway."

Neji gathered a few items of clothing for Hinata and packed them neatly in a bag then walked with Sasuke to his dorm just across the hall. Naruto greeted them at the door and when the older brunette asked for his cousin the blond told him he'd find her in the bathroom.

"So, you managed to avoid the wrath of Hyuga Neji," the Uchiha spoke after the object of the conversation disappeared down the hall.

"I told you I'd take care of her and I did," he shot back defensively.

"I didn't mean it to sound like that," was his easy reply and he grinned when he added, "But I assume she's no longer in 'one-piece'," and the blush that tinted Naruto's face told him all he needed to know.

"Is it that obvious?" he muttered and Sasuke shrugged a broad shoulder.

"No, just a lucky guess," and when Naruto shot him a nasty glare he chuckled. "So, was it everything you imagined it'd be?" he teased.

Naruto put a tanned hand on one lean hip and delicately rested the other hand on his chest. "Oh you know me, Sasuke," he crooned in an overly feminine voice. "I never kiss and tell," and both boys broke out laughing. "It was a little scary though," he was suddenly serious and his eyes became downcast when he recalled the events that happened in the wee hours of the morning. "It was her first time and I was nervous."

Sasuke had an idea of what he was talking about. He and Neji had this purely animalistic approach towards sex but while he knew his lover sometimes liked it a little rough he'd always make precautions to ensure he was never injured and whenever he did get hurt Sasuke had a hard time living with himself because of it.

But Hinata was different, she was so much softer than Neji and Sasuke imagined someone like her would have a zero tolerance for pain. He hadn't seen the girl yet, but the fact that Neji hadn't come back in here ranting and raving about her condition proved that Naruto went out of his way to make sure she suffered no discomfort and Sasuke smiled.

"Are you gonna tell, Neji?"

Naruto was suddenly wearing an apprehensive expression on his face. Sasuke shrugged again and looked at the floor. "Neji's gonna find out sooner or later, I imagine Hinata will tell him if he asks." He looked up to see his friend was very distressed with his shoulders slumped unnaturally low and he worked quickly to console him. "Don't worry Naruto. Neji and I had a little talk last night and he's cool with it."

The blond boy perked up a bit and gave him a weak, lop-sided smile. "Thanks, Sasuke."

Sasuke volleyed it back and assured him it was no problem.

***

"Hinata-chan, are you in there?"

The girl approached the door and unlocked it when she heard the knock and the voice of her older cousin. "Neji-niichan, good morning," she smiled up at him through the crack of the door-way and clutched the towel tightly around her chest. He slipped into the lit bathroom and locked the door behind him.

"I brought you the change of clothes you wanted," and held out the duffel bag to her while he took in her semi-wet appearance. He assumed she had just taken a shower and was somewhat surprised that Naruto wasn't sniffing around the bathroom door. He should be more surprised that the boy asked them to bring a change of clothes for her as opposed to having her walk around, dripping wet, in nothing but a towel and he solemnly believed that maybe there was hope for the blond after all.

She accepted the bag graciously and placed it on the counter to open it and shuffle through it's contents. She whimpered and looked over at Neji and he took the hint and turned his back to her so she could dress. It wasn't like they had never seen each other naked before but they were only children when they used to bathe together and Hinata was a young woman now and her penchant for modesty had grown with her.

Neji shoved his hands into the pockets of his jeans and rocked back and forth on his heels, working up the courage to breach the topic on his mind. "So, you and Naruto-kun spent the night together."

"H-Hai," came the whispered reply but Neji couldn't see the blush that now stained her cheeks.

"Did he...did he take good care of you?" He didn't have enough guts to ask that question yet.

She nodded after securing a pink brassiere and suddenly remembering Neji couldn't see her she spoke up. "Hai, Naruto-kun was very good to me."

"That's good," he sighed. "Did you enjoy the time you spent with Naruto-kun?"

"Yes, we had lots of fun together," she admitted gleefully and slipped into a blouse. "I made tea and we watched a movie and Naruto-kun told me all about himself and his family."

"He did?"

"Mm hmm," she answered then stepped into a pair of white capri pants. She alerted her cousin that she was now decent and he turned to appraise her. His features soon became serious again and he rubbed the back of his head awkwardly.

"Umm, Hinata-chan...did you...was that all you two did last night?" Neji didn't know why he was pushing this. Sasuke had told him that Hinata was not a little girl and could do whatever she pleased and if she and Naruto did, indeed, have sex last night then it wasn't any of his business.

Her head bowed with embarrassment and the blush she had before made a repeat performance. "Neji-niichan..."

"I-I'm sorry, Hinata. It's rude of me to ask, I know, but I just..." his shoulders drooped. 'You just what, Neji?' he asked himself snidely. 'You just want to go poking your nose into her private life and trying to tell her what to do? She's not that helpless little girl you used to run around with and play 'Barbies' with when you were younger. She's old enough to make her own decisions now, so deal with it'.

"Neji-niichan. Please don't be upset with me but...I...I let Naruto-kun...I gave him...my-" she broke off when she was suddenly pulled into a tight hug against her cousin's chest.

"You don't have to say it, Hinata-chan. I understand."

"Y-You're not mad?"

He pushed her away to give her a brave smile from an arm's distance. "No, I'm not. As long as you are happy with Naruto-kun, then it makes me happy too."

Hinata's large eyes brimmed with joyous tears and she threw her arms around his waist. "Neji-niichan I'm so glad you're not mad at us. I was worried you'd hate us if you found out."

"Hinata I could never hate you," he laughed and when she looked up at him he quickly added. "Or Naruto."

He stroked her hair and planted a sisterly kiss on her forehead before releasing her and picking up the duffel bag she had left on the counter. "You're really sweet on that idiot aren't you?" he joked and Hinata reprimanded him for insulting the boy.

"Naruto-kun is a very kind and understanding person."

"Oh really?" he asked in mock surprise.

Hinata nodded. "Hai! He loves his 'Auntie' and Jiraiya-sama very much, Naruto-kun even likes puppies and he said he'd like to get me one," she squealed excitedly and Neji smiled. As he listened to his little cousin gush over the irritating blond, he came to realize that there was another side of the boy he'd never seen and he finally understood why Sasuke liked him so much and gave him the honour of being his best-friend and 'brother'.

"And Naruto-kun is very romantic," she blushed lightly and when Neji rolled his eyes and told her not to exaggerate she immediately came to his defense. "It's true niichan, Naruto likes romantic movies and he watches blue movies too."

"Blue movies?" he repeated with a raised eyebrow. Actually, Neji wasn't surprised the boy did watch them but that was something Naruto didn't have to tell Hinata.

The girl nodded. "Yes, and Naruto-kun said that one day we'll watch some together."

...Oh...hell no!

The bag dropped to floor with a 'thud' and Neji swung open the bathroom door, almost ripping it from it's hinges. He stormed into the front-house and both men therein turned to look at him with the confused little girl in tow.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. What the hell was Hyuga's problem now?

"Naruto you sick fuck!" he screamed. Hinata flinched as his harsh language while Sasuke stepped between the two boys to act as a barrier.

Naruto crossed his arms over his chest. If Neji wanted to get upset over what happened last night then that was fine with him but he refused to be repentant about it. The blond shook his head. He should have know Sasuke wouldn't be able to placate his lover, Neji just had too short a fuse.

"Neji, calm down I told you last night what happens between these two is none of your concern." Sasuke flicked an eye over the girl cowering behind her cousin. She seemed alright to him. She could stand on two feet, and the fact that she followed Neji out here meant that she had no difficulty walking so for the life of him he couldn't understand why Neji was so pissed.

"That's not the issue, Uchiha," he spat before pointing a long finger at the obstinate teen standing behind him. "That dirty little pervert promised to show my cousin porn!"

Sasuke's eye twitched. "Porn? ...As in...pornography" he asked stupidly.

"Yes Sasuke," he rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Porn, as in pornography."

No...there had to be some kind of misunderstanding but when Sasuke turned to his friend and gave him a look as if to ask him this was true, the boy grinned awkwardly and scratched the back of his neck. He had guilt written all over his face.

"Eh! It's not what you think Sasuke," he chuckled with embarrassment.

He opened his mouth to say something then immediately closed it. He then turned back to face the fuming Hyuga and saw Hinata fiddling her fingers together with her face as red as a beet. Apparently, she knew what pornography was.

And she did. She'd lived in a brother for most of her life and although she'd never seen one she heard the girls and their clients talk about them.

Sasuke's eyes met Neji's and the Hyuga boy silently begged for his permission. The Uchiha gestured with one arm as if to say 'Go for it!' and he immediately charged at the blonde who broke into a run.

He chased him around the room and the athletic Uzumaki jumped over couches and crawled under tables. The apartment was filled with shouts and screams among which was; Neji threatening to break Naruto's legs, Naruto trying to explain he didn't mean it and Sasuke warning the two that they better not break any of his shit.