Bootleg Christmas Book volume 1
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
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Christmas Muffins
Yaoiloverclause: Merry Christmas to reii, Jin-1, and those who like KakaIru! I hope you like your gift!
Naruto: WHAT?! You're letting that dirty pervert touch poor Iruka-sense?!
Yaoiloverclause: Yes now shut up or I'll pair you up with Lee!
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Yaoiloverclause: This is my first time making a KakaIru only story, so be a little nice
Naruto: Yeah, or else she might make Gaara rape me on Digital Love
Disclaimer: Frosted muffins belong to the Doughboy (You know, that white thing with that hat that giggles when you poke it's stomach)…I think…well it’s not mine, and if it was, I would kill myself for wasting good yaoi time making crap that other people will do (but I wouldn't mind getting the money)!
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Present 4. Christmas Muffins
Iruka was buying ingredients for the muffins he promised for Naruto and his team. Every holiday Iruka goes to his ex-student's house and celebrate the holiday with them. And since it's Christmas, he's celebrating the holiday with team 7.
As he picked out the ingredients, someone tapped his shoulder, making the man jump and drop his basket. The brunet slowly turned around to face Kakashi?
"Oh, sorry Iruka," the Jounin said as he bent down to pick up the items.
Iruka's face turned red before he turned back around to grab another case of eggs. "I-It's okay Kakashi..."
Kakashi stood back up and looked at the blushing Chuunin. "Ah, I see you're still a little jumpy after what we did in your classroom," he chuckled as he put the items back in the basket.
Iruka tensed up as Kakashi bushed his hand against his hip. "W-What are you doing here anyway Kakashi, as I recall you always send your dogs to shop for you,"
Kakashi scratched the back of his head. "Oh well I just wanted to know if you need help on fixing the treats?"
Iruka raised an eyebrow before he sighed and nodded. "Okay but you have to be there on time because baking food is not that easy with one person,” he said as he started walking to the cashier.
"Promise," Kakashi said as he gave a piece sign.
"Oh and Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are going to help too," Iruka said before he waved good-bye to the jaw dropping Jounin.
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Iruka was now fixing muffins for team 7 for tomorrow. Iruka was so happy; he was even humming a tune. Naruto was in the hospital for slipping on ice and broke his leg, Sasuke was on a mission and Sakura…he just told her that he would be too busy until Christmas. But the Genin wasn't happy that none of his ex-students couldn't make it but he did wanted to be alone with Kakashi.
Even though it was only for making frosted muffins, Iruka was really happy that this is going to be his first Christmas Eve with only him and Kakashi. He barely gets to see the copy ninja because of his job and Kakashi’s lateness. But this was enough for now.
Just as Iruka was going to put the muffins in the oven, someone knocked on the door. Iruka sighed as he put the pan down and opened the door. He opened the door to reveal… “Kakashi?” he blushed. Kakashi was wearing his normal cloths except that he had a Santa clause hat covering his eye.
“Merry early x-mas Iruka,” Kakashi waved as he handed Iruka his present.
“What?” Iruka blushed as he dropped the gift.
Kakashi caught the present and handed it to Iruka again, “Don’t worry it’s not porn this time,”
Iruka turned away, “You’re late, you were suppose to help me bake!”
“Sorry, I had to help this old women find a needle in a haystack,” Kakashi said as he entered the apartment. “Oh and I had to run away from Naruto because he asked me to buy him ramen,”
‘Liar,’ Iruka huffed and closed the door. “Did someone give him something to eat?”
“I don’t know, as I left I ran into the Hokage and told her that Naruto needed her,” Kakashi scratched the back of his neck.
“You know she’ll kill you when she sees you,” Iruka said as he took the pan and put it in the oven.
“Yeah, if she can find me,” Kakashi said as he sat down. “So, are you going to open your present?”
“You know we can’t until Christmas or at least before we go to bed. (Yaoiloverclause: that is the rule that my family haves to go by on Christmas) Today is no different,” Iruka said as he took out a carton of eggnog and two cups.
“Okay then, when are the muffins going to be done?” Kakashi asked as he took the cup of eggnog Iruka offered to him.
“When you finish that drink and help we with this!” Iruka said as he turned to go tend his muffins.
Kakashi took off his mask and took a big gulp. “Nah, I rather look at the great view,” he said as he put his mask back on and looked at Iruka bending over to look in the oven.
It took Iruka no later than a second to figure out what Kakashi meant. He quickly closed the oven door and stood up. “Hentai!” he yelled as he threw his cooking spoon at Kakashi.
Kakashi moved his head out of the way as the object passed by. “Oh come one Iruka, don’t make me use the face,” Kakashi teased as he played with the hem of his mask.
“Your face doesn’t always work on me,” Iruka said as he turned away.
“Oh? Then way are you looking away?” he asked as he stood up and walked over to Iruka.
Iruka turned to the finished home made frosting. “Because I need to work on the frosting,”
Kakashi smiled before he took off his mask. “They’re already done I-ru-ka,” he whispered into the brunet’s ear.
Iruka shivered as he turned around to face Kakashi. He blushed as he looked at the man’s face. It’s been three months and he still didn’t get use to seeing him without that mask. Those small brown and red eyes that nice-slender nose that inhales Iruka’s scent, lips that look like they were begging to be kissed and a beautiful carved chin to complete it all. Iruka found himself leaning up to Kakashi’s face.
Ding
Iruka quickly turned away from Kakashi and ran to the oven. “Oh thank Hokage I didn’t burn them,” Iruka sighed with relief.
Kakashi groaned. He was this close on scoring with Iruka in the kitchen. “Iruka, since we didn’t kiss, you have to open my present,” Kakashi said as he pointed that the rapped box on the table.
Iruka looked at the present. ‘What if it’s a "toy" or a dirty magazine…?’ “My rule still stand Kakashi,” Iruka said as he took the baked muffins out of the pan and put them by the vanilla frosting.
Kakashi notice the frosting and grinned. ‘Perfect chance!’ he mentally cheered as he approached Iruka. “Then I can help you put on the frosting then?” he asked as he stood right in back of Iruka and reached over to get the butter knife.
Iruka blushed as Kakashi he felt Kakashi’s arm brushed against his. “T-thanks” he muttered as he took the knife and dipped it in the white frosting.
“Here, let me help you with that,” Kakashi said huskily as he put his hand over Iruka’s. He then led both hands to a muffin, coating it with the white substance.
Iruka flinched as he felt Kakashi nibbling his ear. Kakashi then started to frost the muffins very sloppy as he kept licking and sucking on the sensitive ear.
“K-Kakashi!” Iruka moaned as he tried to move away from the man. Kakashi held Iruka’s waist with one hand, put the knife down, and scooped up some frosting with two fingers. Iruka was on he edge, quite quicker than usual this time. “KAKA-!” Iruka was interrupted due to Kakashi’s frosted fingers being shoved in his mouth.
“Come on Dolphin, you know you can’t resist,” Kakashi purred.
Iruka popped a vain before he bit hard on Kakashi’s fingers.
Kakashi hissed in pain and moved away. “That really hurt Iruka-honey?” Kakashi looked at Iruka nervously.
Iruka slowly turned around, filling the room with a killing aura. He then grabbed the biggest knife he have in his kitchen witch is about 4ft. “You dare interrupt my cooking for something we could be doing later Kakashi. Do you know that I’m suppose to make these for your team?” he said each word dripping with blood lust.
Kakashi stepped back. “Um Iruka, do you think that you should open my present now?” Kakashi asked.
“I’m not going to bed anytime soon,” Iruka growled as he approach Kakashi.
Kakashi quickly made a few hand seals and disappeared in a puff of smoke. He then reappeared in the sitting room where he grabbed the present fro under that Christmas tree.
Iruka saw Kakashi and put his knife down, “Kakashi! I said no opening the presents until you’re about to go to bed!” Iruka yelled as he ran inside the sitting room, now holding a giant kunai.
Kakashi jumped back and tapped the gift. “If I open this then you'll have to open yours so we can even it out,” Kakashi said as he slightly tore a piece of the decorated box.
“You won’t even see the presents when I’m done with you!” Iruka hollered as he threw the giant weapon.
Kakashi caught it and disappeared again. He was then in Iruka’s room quickly tearing the paper off.
“Kakashi!” Iruka yelled as he entered the room where Kakashi opened the gift and is holding it in his hand.
Kakashi examined the gift. “Oh, a movie? Hmmm I think I might watch this with you right now,” Kakashi smiled.
“Kakashi!” Iruka growled.
“Or do you want to watch it later?” Kakashi winked. “Now you have to open your present,” Kakashi said.
Iruka let out a battle cry ad he tackled Kakashi on to the mattress. Kakashi held Iruka’s wrists while trying to push him away. “Oh come on Iruka, I know you’re not mad at me,”
“You disobeyed my rule Kakashi,” Iruka hissed as he straddled the copy ninja before he started chocking the man.
Kakashi removed the other man’s hand and leaned up so that their faces were inches away. “Dose that mean you have to punish me?” he purred.
Iruka blushed as Kakashi’s hands roam up his leg. Kakashi then whispered, “It’s time for you to open your present.” He said as he handed Iruka his gift.
Iruka sighed and finally took the gift. “If it’s something perverted like the present you got me for my birthday, we’re not playing tonight,” he said as he started unwrapping the present.
Iruka’s eyes widened as he looked at the gift. It was a photo album of him and his old and new students, each page full of signatures of the good students. “Oh Kakashi, thank you!” he cheered as he jumped on Kakashi once more.
Kakashi smiled evilly as he slipped his hand under Iruka’s pants. Iruka froze and looked at Kakashi. Kakashi smiled sweetly at Iruka before he kissed the other’s soft lips. Iruka wrapped his arms around Kakashi’s neck and leaned both their bodies down to the bed.
And through out the night you could hear the screams and moans eco through out all of Konoha. (Naruto: read author's notes to know why there is no lemon here)
The next day…
Naruto was in the hospital bed with Sasuke leaning by the window and Sakura was sitting by the door. The door then swung open on her face as Kakashi came pushing in a wheelchair that Iruka sat on carrying a bag of presents. “Yo!” he waved.
“Iruka-sensei, did you slip on ice too?” Naruto asked.
“I won’t be able to walk for two weeks,” Iruka sighed as he smiled softly.
Naruto raised an eyebrow while Sasuke looked at Kakashi and Kakashi gave a thumbs up. Sasuke then looked at Naruto before turning away to hide his blush.
Iruka looked at Kakashi and pouted. ‘So that’s why he wanted me to open that present,’ he growled.
Kakashi felt the aura of bloodlust and looked at Iruka. ‘Looks like he found out my plane to score on him,’
Naruto looked around the room, “Hey, where’s Sakura-chan?”
The door then closed to reveal Sakura holding her injured forehead.
Kakashi looked at the girl. “You shouldn’t sit there Sakura the door can just hit on your head when it opens.”
Naruto opened his gift basket. “Um sensei, why are these muffins are sloppily covered?” he asked as he held up a muffin with a clump of frosting on it.
Iruka blushed and Kakashi snickered.
Looks like he haves try again next year…
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Yaoiloverclause: Okay, if you don’t get why Iruka was mad at Kakashi at the end then I’ll tell you. Earlier when Kakashi wanted Iruka to open the present, well it was really a part of a plain to get Iruka to sleep with him. Here were the plan:
Kakashi's plan to score with Iruka
1) Give Iruka present
2) Iruka will then throw himself on me
3) Fuck like rabbits for the rest of the night
Naruto: Iruka-sensei figured out that plain when Kakashi-hentai gave his thumbs up. “How?” you ask, I don’t know, neither dose YaoiS it must be instinct or something…
Yaoiloverclause: I actually have a real picture from the anime of Kakashi without his eye or face covered! It’s small though…but he looks hot! And I’m not putting any lemons in this story because I haven't read enough KakaIru lemons!
Naruto: Okay, on to the next present!
Naruto: WHAT?! You're letting that dirty pervert touch poor Iruka-sense?!
Yaoiloverclause: Yes now shut up or I'll pair you up with Lee!
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Yaoiloverclause: This is my first time making a KakaIru only story, so be a little nice
Naruto: Yeah, or else she might make Gaara rape me on Digital Love
Disclaimer: Frosted muffins belong to the Doughboy (You know, that white thing with that hat that giggles when you poke it's stomach)…I think…well it’s not mine, and if it was, I would kill myself for wasting good yaoi time making crap that other people will do (but I wouldn't mind getting the money)!
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Present 4. Christmas Muffins
Iruka was buying ingredients for the muffins he promised for Naruto and his team. Every holiday Iruka goes to his ex-student's house and celebrate the holiday with them. And since it's Christmas, he's celebrating the holiday with team 7.
As he picked out the ingredients, someone tapped his shoulder, making the man jump and drop his basket. The brunet slowly turned around to face Kakashi?
"Oh, sorry Iruka," the Jounin said as he bent down to pick up the items.
Iruka's face turned red before he turned back around to grab another case of eggs. "I-It's okay Kakashi..."
Kakashi stood back up and looked at the blushing Chuunin. "Ah, I see you're still a little jumpy after what we did in your classroom," he chuckled as he put the items back in the basket.
Iruka tensed up as Kakashi bushed his hand against his hip. "W-What are you doing here anyway Kakashi, as I recall you always send your dogs to shop for you,"
Kakashi scratched the back of his head. "Oh well I just wanted to know if you need help on fixing the treats?"
Iruka raised an eyebrow before he sighed and nodded. "Okay but you have to be there on time because baking food is not that easy with one person,” he said as he started walking to the cashier.
"Promise," Kakashi said as he gave a piece sign.
"Oh and Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are going to help too," Iruka said before he waved good-bye to the jaw dropping Jounin.
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Iruka was now fixing muffins for team 7 for tomorrow. Iruka was so happy; he was even humming a tune. Naruto was in the hospital for slipping on ice and broke his leg, Sasuke was on a mission and Sakura…he just told her that he would be too busy until Christmas. But the Genin wasn't happy that none of his ex-students couldn't make it but he did wanted to be alone with Kakashi.
Even though it was only for making frosted muffins, Iruka was really happy that this is going to be his first Christmas Eve with only him and Kakashi. He barely gets to see the copy ninja because of his job and Kakashi’s lateness. But this was enough for now.
Just as Iruka was going to put the muffins in the oven, someone knocked on the door. Iruka sighed as he put the pan down and opened the door. He opened the door to reveal… “Kakashi?” he blushed. Kakashi was wearing his normal cloths except that he had a Santa clause hat covering his eye.
“Merry early x-mas Iruka,” Kakashi waved as he handed Iruka his present.
“What?” Iruka blushed as he dropped the gift.
Kakashi caught the present and handed it to Iruka again, “Don’t worry it’s not porn this time,”
Iruka turned away, “You’re late, you were suppose to help me bake!”
“Sorry, I had to help this old women find a needle in a haystack,” Kakashi said as he entered the apartment. “Oh and I had to run away from Naruto because he asked me to buy him ramen,”
‘Liar,’ Iruka huffed and closed the door. “Did someone give him something to eat?”
“I don’t know, as I left I ran into the Hokage and told her that Naruto needed her,” Kakashi scratched the back of his neck.
“You know she’ll kill you when she sees you,” Iruka said as he took the pan and put it in the oven.
“Yeah, if she can find me,” Kakashi said as he sat down. “So, are you going to open your present?”
“You know we can’t until Christmas or at least before we go to bed. (Yaoiloverclause: that is the rule that my family haves to go by on Christmas) Today is no different,” Iruka said as he took out a carton of eggnog and two cups.
“Okay then, when are the muffins going to be done?” Kakashi asked as he took the cup of eggnog Iruka offered to him.
“When you finish that drink and help we with this!” Iruka said as he turned to go tend his muffins.
Kakashi took off his mask and took a big gulp. “Nah, I rather look at the great view,” he said as he put his mask back on and looked at Iruka bending over to look in the oven.
It took Iruka no later than a second to figure out what Kakashi meant. He quickly closed the oven door and stood up. “Hentai!” he yelled as he threw his cooking spoon at Kakashi.
Kakashi moved his head out of the way as the object passed by. “Oh come one Iruka, don’t make me use the face,” Kakashi teased as he played with the hem of his mask.
“Your face doesn’t always work on me,” Iruka said as he turned away.
“Oh? Then way are you looking away?” he asked as he stood up and walked over to Iruka.
Iruka turned to the finished home made frosting. “Because I need to work on the frosting,”
Kakashi smiled before he took off his mask. “They’re already done I-ru-ka,” he whispered into the brunet’s ear.
Iruka shivered as he turned around to face Kakashi. He blushed as he looked at the man’s face. It’s been three months and he still didn’t get use to seeing him without that mask. Those small brown and red eyes that nice-slender nose that inhales Iruka’s scent, lips that look like they were begging to be kissed and a beautiful carved chin to complete it all. Iruka found himself leaning up to Kakashi’s face.
Ding
Iruka quickly turned away from Kakashi and ran to the oven. “Oh thank Hokage I didn’t burn them,” Iruka sighed with relief.
Kakashi groaned. He was this close on scoring with Iruka in the kitchen. “Iruka, since we didn’t kiss, you have to open my present,” Kakashi said as he pointed that the rapped box on the table.
Iruka looked at the present. ‘What if it’s a "toy" or a dirty magazine…?’ “My rule still stand Kakashi,” Iruka said as he took the baked muffins out of the pan and put them by the vanilla frosting.
Kakashi notice the frosting and grinned. ‘Perfect chance!’ he mentally cheered as he approached Iruka. “Then I can help you put on the frosting then?” he asked as he stood right in back of Iruka and reached over to get the butter knife.
Iruka blushed as Kakashi he felt Kakashi’s arm brushed against his. “T-thanks” he muttered as he took the knife and dipped it in the white frosting.
“Here, let me help you with that,” Kakashi said huskily as he put his hand over Iruka’s. He then led both hands to a muffin, coating it with the white substance.
Iruka flinched as he felt Kakashi nibbling his ear. Kakashi then started to frost the muffins very sloppy as he kept licking and sucking on the sensitive ear.
“K-Kakashi!” Iruka moaned as he tried to move away from the man. Kakashi held Iruka’s waist with one hand, put the knife down, and scooped up some frosting with two fingers. Iruka was on he edge, quite quicker than usual this time. “KAKA-!” Iruka was interrupted due to Kakashi’s frosted fingers being shoved in his mouth.
“Come on Dolphin, you know you can’t resist,” Kakashi purred.
Iruka popped a vain before he bit hard on Kakashi’s fingers.
Kakashi hissed in pain and moved away. “That really hurt Iruka-honey?” Kakashi looked at Iruka nervously.
Iruka slowly turned around, filling the room with a killing aura. He then grabbed the biggest knife he have in his kitchen witch is about 4ft. “You dare interrupt my cooking for something we could be doing later Kakashi. Do you know that I’m suppose to make these for your team?” he said each word dripping with blood lust.
Kakashi stepped back. “Um Iruka, do you think that you should open my present now?” Kakashi asked.
“I’m not going to bed anytime soon,” Iruka growled as he approach Kakashi.
Kakashi quickly made a few hand seals and disappeared in a puff of smoke. He then reappeared in the sitting room where he grabbed the present fro under that Christmas tree.
Iruka saw Kakashi and put his knife down, “Kakashi! I said no opening the presents until you’re about to go to bed!” Iruka yelled as he ran inside the sitting room, now holding a giant kunai.
Kakashi jumped back and tapped the gift. “If I open this then you'll have to open yours so we can even it out,” Kakashi said as he slightly tore a piece of the decorated box.
“You won’t even see the presents when I’m done with you!” Iruka hollered as he threw the giant weapon.
Kakashi caught it and disappeared again. He was then in Iruka’s room quickly tearing the paper off.
“Kakashi!” Iruka yelled as he entered the room where Kakashi opened the gift and is holding it in his hand.
Kakashi examined the gift. “Oh, a movie? Hmmm I think I might watch this with you right now,” Kakashi smiled.
“Kakashi!” Iruka growled.
“Or do you want to watch it later?” Kakashi winked. “Now you have to open your present,” Kakashi said.
Iruka let out a battle cry ad he tackled Kakashi on to the mattress. Kakashi held Iruka’s wrists while trying to push him away. “Oh come on Iruka, I know you’re not mad at me,”
“You disobeyed my rule Kakashi,” Iruka hissed as he straddled the copy ninja before he started chocking the man.
Kakashi removed the other man’s hand and leaned up so that their faces were inches away. “Dose that mean you have to punish me?” he purred.
Iruka blushed as Kakashi’s hands roam up his leg. Kakashi then whispered, “It’s time for you to open your present.” He said as he handed Iruka his gift.
Iruka sighed and finally took the gift. “If it’s something perverted like the present you got me for my birthday, we’re not playing tonight,” he said as he started unwrapping the present.
Iruka’s eyes widened as he looked at the gift. It was a photo album of him and his old and new students, each page full of signatures of the good students. “Oh Kakashi, thank you!” he cheered as he jumped on Kakashi once more.
Kakashi smiled evilly as he slipped his hand under Iruka’s pants. Iruka froze and looked at Kakashi. Kakashi smiled sweetly at Iruka before he kissed the other’s soft lips. Iruka wrapped his arms around Kakashi’s neck and leaned both their bodies down to the bed.
And through out the night you could hear the screams and moans eco through out all of Konoha. (Naruto: read author's notes to know why there is no lemon here)
The next day…
Naruto was in the hospital bed with Sasuke leaning by the window and Sakura was sitting by the door. The door then swung open on her face as Kakashi came pushing in a wheelchair that Iruka sat on carrying a bag of presents. “Yo!” he waved.
“Iruka-sensei, did you slip on ice too?” Naruto asked.
“I won’t be able to walk for two weeks,” Iruka sighed as he smiled softly.
Naruto raised an eyebrow while Sasuke looked at Kakashi and Kakashi gave a thumbs up. Sasuke then looked at Naruto before turning away to hide his blush.
Iruka looked at Kakashi and pouted. ‘So that’s why he wanted me to open that present,’ he growled.
Kakashi felt the aura of bloodlust and looked at Iruka. ‘Looks like he found out my plane to score on him,’
Naruto looked around the room, “Hey, where’s Sakura-chan?”
The door then closed to reveal Sakura holding her injured forehead.
Kakashi looked at the girl. “You shouldn’t sit there Sakura the door can just hit on your head when it opens.”
Naruto opened his gift basket. “Um sensei, why are these muffins are sloppily covered?” he asked as he held up a muffin with a clump of frosting on it.
Iruka blushed and Kakashi snickered.
Looks like he haves try again next year…
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Yaoiloverclause: Okay, if you don’t get why Iruka was mad at Kakashi at the end then I’ll tell you. Earlier when Kakashi wanted Iruka to open the present, well it was really a part of a plain to get Iruka to sleep with him. Here were the plan:
Kakashi's plan to score with Iruka
1) Give Iruka present
2) Iruka will then throw himself on me
3) Fuck like rabbits for the rest of the night
Naruto: Iruka-sensei figured out that plain when Kakashi-hentai gave his thumbs up. “How?” you ask, I don’t know, neither dose YaoiS it must be instinct or something…
Yaoiloverclause: I actually have a real picture from the anime of Kakashi without his eye or face covered! It’s small though…but he looks hot! And I’m not putting any lemons in this story because I haven't read enough KakaIru lemons!
Naruto: Okay, on to the next present!