Hitting on Sasuke

Hello tout le monde!! What took me so long?? Euhmm huge writer block I’m afraid…

I’ll make this quick: I’m not really enthusiastic with this chapter, so let me know if I should of ended this fic with the third chap…

Here it goes…(sigh) lol.

“ talks”
‘thoughts’

Chapter 4 …Restart…AGAIN!

“ But next time I’m on top.”

Naruto smiled. “ We’ll see…”

~**~~**~


“ Arggghhh.”

‘ Damn! I’m gonna puke again…’


“ Naru…..”


“….uto…”


“ NARUTO…!!!”


“ Hnnn..”


“ Wake up moron!!”

“ WHAT!!?” Naruto’s conscious finally woke up as he roll to his left and threw up all his guts on the floor. ‘ Why the Hell do I have to puke whenever I’m trap in his stupid jutsu? Hein??…………Wait a damn minute here!!’

“…”

‘ NO WAY!! Don’t tell me…that all this, was just a vision…AGAIN!’


Naruto was panting heavily. Frustration, confusion, anger and lust were engaging in a raging fight deep inside his head, in the end, only succeeding in creating an annoying whirlwind of shitful thinking. Oh he was MAD! Not only did he wake up with the bitchiest headache he ever got and some urgent need to puke right here right now once more… he was ‘still’ at the Mizukage’s place!


“ What. Is. Going. On. Dammit!!” He asked his ‘brother’ angrily.

“ I guess I could explain this as an accidental double jutsu.” The Mizukage said casually. “ Normally this jutsu never fails, though it did happened once. I’ve used Suijaku seishin no jutsu intentionally against someone ‘special’ and it somehow failed.” He sighed. “ I’m sorry Naruto, you more than anyone else should of never touched me.”

“ What do you mean?” Naruto asked annoyed and still angry.

“ Well, when I said ‘special’, I meant it as in like you Naruto… Several years ago, the guy I attacked using my jutsu was suppose to die from a mind breakdown, instead, he survived, but got trapped in the first stage for 16 days. Sleeping during all this time with different and multiple visions materializing in his mind. And then, when he woke up, he couldn’t see the difference between reality and visions, his heart stopped.” The Mizukage stopped talking and looked up to Naruto with painful eyes.

“ So that’s why you kept on wearing these stupid cloths of yours covering your entire body when it’s 40 degrees and over!” Naruto laughed.

“ This isn’t funny idiot! It makes four days you fell asleep after you touched my wrist. You could of died!!” The Kage cried out loud.

Naruto smiled at his brother seeing him all worked up.

“ Relax Niisan, as you can see, I’m still alive.” He said calmly. “ It seems you said something like your mind jutsu was some kind of weakness for demon hosts right? Well, that doesn’t really matter…it’s Kyuubi we’re talking about here. The Fox demon and me are probably the most stubborn living being that ever walked the earth. There’s no way the both of us would die from visions! And besides…” Naruto grinned. “ I have to say that I’m ‘badly’ pissed off this whole thing wasn’t real!”

The Mizukage looked at him eyes wide open with surprise. Never someone had been glad to go through his visions. They were normally bloody or deadly ones. After all, his opponents future would show only near death as he was making sure it would happen soon after the first stage.

It never occurred to him that the visions he was giving people would ever be happy ones one day, but then again, it was accidental and it was Naruto who touched him.

“ Oh? Now I’m curious to know what kind of visions might have got your interest that much that you’d want them to be real?” He wondered.


Naruto blushed. “ N-none of your business!”

“ Is that so?” The Mizukage smirked.

“ Argh just leave me be will ya!” Naruto yelled with embarrassment. “ Anyway, I’ve got to head back to Konoha now. Baa-chan must be dying from worry by now.”

“ Take care Naruto…”

“ Yeah, you too.”


~**~~**~

Naruto was finally back in Konoha, for real this time and there was only one thing on his mind: Sasuke. To Hell Baa-chan and her report, he was already on his way to the Uchiha’s mansion anyway.

Naruto was in front of Sasuke’s main door waiting for him to answer. When the door finally opened, he was greeted with the frustrating, but oh so famous Uchiha Trademark : The Ice-cold Death Glare.

Sasuke was standing there leaning on the doorframe, half naked only wearing black shorts, drinking a bubble tea and this time, it wasn’t green and would surely not taste like kiwi.

“ Hnn…What do you want Dobe?” And then he took another mouthful of his drink waiting for any stupid reason Naruto would come up with.


“ You.”

It was as simple as that. Naruto was sick of hiding and denying what he truly felt for Sasuke and after what the Mizukage had put him through, he wasn’t in the mood for games. Playtime was over.


“ Well I guess it ‘does’ make a long time we haven’t spar…let me put a t-shirt on and I’ll meet you there in 5 minutes.” And then he smirked. “ Be prepared to get your ass kicked though, you asked for it after all.”


Naruto sighed.“… I don’t think you really got the point here Sasuke.”

“ Huh? What else would you want then?” Sasuke said getting out of patience still sipping his tapioca jelly bubble drink.

‘ The person who ever acknowledged the Uchiha as a genius sure was an idiot.’ The blond thought.


“ I already told ya. What don’t you understand in the three-letter-word ‘you’? I want you damnit! As in your body, mind and soul. I wanna kiss you, make you feel like anything you’ve ever experienced yet. Take you whole, doing things to you that will make you scream ‘more’. I want to taste you, lick you everywhere not letting an inch of your skin unexplored. I wanna hear you moan my name as my fingertips make their way all over your sensitive secret places. I want to pleasure you in any way possible, driving you far beyond ecstasy as my cock hits your sweet spot over and over and as I engulf yours deep down my throat……Explicit enough for you?”


And Sasuke’s brain registered…

“ PPPFFFFFFFfffffffffff!!!!!!!!!” He choked, splashing the drink in front of him and probably on Naruto if he had not dodged it. His eyes were wide open and began to turn to red as anger flew through his veins.

“ Don’t put stupid jokes like that on me moron!! Go fuck off somewhere else!”

Sasuke had turned his back to Naruto and was about to close the door behind him.

‘ Oh no you don’t!’

Naruto knocked the door fully open again, entered and pinned the black-haired man to a wall. He was more than serious about this and being turned down without a fight wasn’t an option. “ Do I look like I’m joking to you?” The Fox Anbu said as serious as ever locking his gaze on Sharingan eyes.

“ Knock it off dobe. Even if it was true, what makes you think you’d get what you want?”

Naruto smirked. “ Well that’s because I know you want me too…”

Sasuke got red in a matter of milliseconds. He was so gorgeous when he got flustered and angry with red eyes and cheeks. “ Screw you fucktards! Like Hell I’d want you—”

“ I guess I just hit a sensitive nerve did I?” Naruto grinned with the same impassive tone as before. “ It isn’t like you to lose control, but I suppose it’s just natural since you’ve never been able to resist me…”

“ Yeah right I can’t resist you! The only reason I lose my nerves around you is because you’re the only one in this whole village that I absolutely CANNOT STAND! Got it? Now get out of here!” Sasuke groaned trying to pass by Naruto’s arms that were stretched three inches away from each side of his head, hands resting on the wall.

Naruto’s smile had disappeared. He still had his serious face on but this time, determination was taking over. “ Don’t be a pain in the ass Uchiha. You’re being childish and it doesn’t suit a lover-boy like you at all.”

“ DON’T CALL ME THAT YOU ASSHOLE!!”

Now Naruto was laughing..mentally though, it wasn’t the time to get even more on M. Perfect Uchiha’s bad side…After a quick second thought, ‘ Oh screw his bad temper!’ And Naruto burst out loud. “ Well it’s true Sasuke-kuuun! Everyone loves you! Haven’t you noticed that your fan club had got bigger as years passed by. You’re a pretty gorgeous man after all, it’s not surprising that every damn woman in this village, and even in other I heard, wants a piece of Sasuke Uchiha…”

Sasuke was taken aback.‘ Did he just call me ‘gorgeous’!!? What the fuck is wrong with the idiot?’ He didn’t know what to think. Naruto was showing an honest and serious side of himself he’d never let out before, though, the last part had an annoying and somewhat quite sarcastic tone to it. The blond Anbu he had in front of him was far from being stupid, he was rather smart actually, something that was utterly new to Sasuke.

Naruto was still talking.“ …But don’t get it the wrong way. I’m not like those crazy women! I’m not after you only for what you look like. I’m hitting on you for what you are Sasuke. I love you.” He finished with a teasing voice.

OH THAT WAS ‘ IT ’!!!

“ Don’t you dare say that again! Don’t ever say that you love me, even as a damn joke.” Sasuke said with a murderous glare.

Naruto noticed the slight pain behind the glare. “ And what if it was for real?” He asked nonchalantly stepping forward the Sharingan master.

…Silence…

Eyes returning to black, Sasuke looked away. “ Just get lost Naruto…”

“ Fine, I’ll leave you alone, but before I do so…”

He grabbed one of the black-haired man’s wrist, pulled him toward him and yanked a mass of smooth hair with his other hand. Sasuke’s dull pitch-black eyes were opened…wide. His lips were softly kissed by Naruto’s, making him unwillingly gasp. A foreign tongue was licking his bottom lip and was asking for entrance that was unconsciously granted by the Uchiha. Naruto’s hand had let go of his hostage wrist and was now sliding the said hand on the delightful chest and abs he had in front of him. Eyes half lidded, Sasuke moaned loudly into the kiss giving Naruto, who was currently playing with his nipples, some exciting shivers. And then…

‘ What the Hell am I doing?’ Sasuke pushed him away.

“ Well at least I was able to make it last more than 10 seconds.” Naruto said smiling slightly. “ I’m sorry Sasuke, I’ll never do it again…ever.”

On that, he disappeared.

He still had his Anbu uniform on so he decided to get rid of what was left of things he had done in his visions. He went to see Tsunade, giving her his report and telling her that if she’d ask him to go on a suspicious mission with Sasuke for a week to get perfectly along for the other mission that would be coming right after, his answer was a definite NO! After he left the Hokage tower, he went to see Sakura and gave her her money back. Then he went to Ichiraku’s shop and ate his miso ramen. He finally went home, took a shower and got in his bed.


Naruto sighed. “ Damn Niisan and his good for nothing jutsu. Now I can’t sleep without thinking of Sasuke saying my name on repeat mode with a sexy and moaning voice ringing in the air.”

“…”

Naruto sighed.“ Naaan, next time I’ll see him, I’ll give him a big thanks…I got to know what it felt to get it on with Sasuke after all.”

Naruto fell asleep with a sad smile on this final thought. Tomorrow he’ll just have to start ignoring his feelings for the creamy silk-skinned man, again, and so for the rest of his life…


Knock knock…


KNOCK KNOCK!!….


“ HNNWHAT!! IT’S 6 IN THE MORNING FOR FUCK SAKE!!!”

Naruto was tying up his blanket around his waist as he was naked and did not had time to get dressed as it seemed the person knocking on his door was on fire. He got off his bed and walked to his door that was about to be burst up.

“ I don’t know who the Hell you are but you’re asking for it damn it!!” He yelled quite irriated. He turned the knob and opened.

“ WHAT!—oh it’s you…”

Sasuke was there, in his Anbu outfit and looked like he suddenly caught a fever.

“ Hokage tower. Tsunade has a mission for you.”

“ And you’re the messenger…man, you should go to a doctor, you’re red all over.”

Sasuke got redder, if it was even possible..“ Just hurry up will ya!”

“ Yeah yeah…Uchiha-sama.”

Naruto slammed the door behind him not even bothering to ask Sasuke to come inside as he would have refused the invitation anyway and went to his bedroom. As he did so, he realized the only thing that was barely covering the low part of his body was a light-blue sheet.

“ Maybe he won’t have to go to a doctor after all…I guess I can be pretty sexy sometimes!!!” He laughed.

Five minutes later he had his spare and ‘clean’ Anbu uniform on and was armed of his two katana. ‘Almost’ ready to go. He opened the door and gazed at Sasuke.

“ You should come in, I have to eat before I go see Baa-chan.”

“ No, I’ll wait here dobe.”

Naruto normally would have flinched at that and yelled:“ Hey you bastard! You woke me up this early in the morning knocking down my door like you were on fire and didn’t even let me time to dress up, so the least you could do is help me with my breakfast. Just get inside already, I won’t eat you!” Instead…

“ Would you mind ‘please’ come in Uchiha-sama?” He said politely fighting with all his might not to burst in laughter from his demand.

Twice had Naruto called him Uchiha-sama and it was getting irritating. He’d expect anyone else to call him that way since he was an Uchiha and one of the strongest Anbu this village had, but not Naruto. He changed his mind and entered the house. Maybe he’d get to know what was going on. He was surprised to see that the apartment wasn’t trashed. On the contrary, it was perfectly clean.

“ Okay, bon, ça fait longtemps que j’ai pas bouffé d’oeufs bénédictines.” Naruto said out loud not minding Sasuke that had came in.

“ Huh?” Sasuke let out a little confused.

“ What? Don’t you speak french too?” Naruto said not missing the expression Sasuke bore.

“ No. When did you learn to?”

“ On my last long-term mission…I am not as stupid as everyone thinks you know ‘Taisa’.”

Twenty minutes later, his breakfast was done.

“ Itadakimasu.” The blond said with enthusiasm.

He then glanced at Sasuke that was leaning on a wall as far as it was possible to be from him, looking away. “ Here. Try it”

“ No.”

Naruto dropped his fork and glared at his team ‘leader’. “ Damn it Uchiha! Get that freakin stick of yours out of your ass and look at me! It’s not because I kissed you last night that I’m gonna jump you today! I told you I wouldn’t do it again..EVER! There’s no need to be so stuck up!”

“…”

‘Oups, just lost my head did I, so much for my cover…’

“ I’m the one who should say that! Since when do you call me Uchiha-sama and Taisa and since when are you so polite to me and ignore me when I insult you? You’re the one who’s being stubbornly stuck up!!!”

Naruto grinned.“ As we’re gonna be teammates on this mission, I thought you’d appreciate me being like that Uchiha-sa—”

Sasuke got out of his nerves…again…and punched him on his cheek. Naruto did nothing to fight back but smirked and then burst in laughing.

“ See? That’s what I meant. You just can’t resist me!”

( In Tsunade’s office…)

“ I swear Baa-chan, it better not be about the mission I talked to you about yesterday!”

“ No it is not you brat! I got a message from your ‘brother’ the current Mizukage telling me what happened to you after your last mission. So don’t worry, this mission is nothing like the game of mine you had to go through in your visions.”

Tsunade gazed up at Naruto who was madly blushing.

“ You’ll have to go to the Wave country again, this mission was requested by the Mizukage himself and as usual, he asked for you, though this time he also unusually asked for the Uchiha to be your partner…”

‘ Damn Niisan!! I’m gonna kick his ass when I get there.’ Naruto thought angrily.

“…You’re mission is an A-Class one. Both of you are assigned on a high-level security bodyguard job. Mizukage’s sister has to go on a diplomatic council alone far away from the country and she insisted to get the best Anbu her brother had to protect her precious Raiko from any little things that could happen to him. Although normally I do not send my own Anbu members for personal affairs regarding other countries, I accepted because it was you’re ‘brother’ who asked, kind of desperately, for your help and Sasuke’s. It will only last for a day, but you’ll have to leave tonight. The Mizukage will give you more infos when you’ll get there.”

“ Hnn.” Sasuke nodded.

“ Right Baa-chan. Later.” Naruto said and disappeared in a cloud of smoke too.


“ …Good luck with the cat you two!” She giggled. “ I heard he’s the devil incarnate…”

~**~~**~

“ WHAT!!!!!?????? You’re telling me we have to protect this, this furball!!!” Naruto yelled at his brother.

“ Well yes Naruto. My sister is quite scary when she demand for something, I had no choice.”

“ Aren’t you supposed to be the Mizukage around here? And what’s the deal with protecting this Raiko cat anyway? There was no need to ask us for this, this is not even a-class it’s a d-class mission.” Naruto said annoyed.

“ Believe me, you won’t be saying this tomorrow night when this will all be over…Raiko is not a common cat. You see, he’s just like you, he’s the host of a demon too. Not as impressive as the Kyuubi, but still, he is quite…well, you’ll see.” The light-blue haired man said looking as if he was afraid of something. “ That’s why I couldn’t handle this mission. If by any mistake I was ever to touch my sister’s cat, he would probably die as he holds a demon within him.”

Naruto looked sceptic and raised an eye-browse. “ Just admit you’re scare like shit of your sister!”

“ NO I’m not!”

“ Whatever, you’re acting like a child Mi.zu.ka.ge…”

“ Hum hum…anyway, someone is already taking care of Raiko for the night so why don’t you go to your usual quarters to rest? Tomorrow we’ll get to business. Is that fine with you?”

“ Yeah that’d be great, I’m a little tired.” Naruto yawned.

“ Oyasumi.”

“ Oh wait!”

“ What?!!” Naruto growled irritated.

“ You’re gonna have to bring Uchiha Sasuke with you in your room though, we don’t have any other room left.”

“ Ohhhh he’ll be happy about that!! He already hates me for forever after what I did to him yesterday, I wonder what he’ll come up with after I unconsciously slide in his bed while he’s asleep and start straddling and kissing him…”

“…”

“…”

“ Did I just say that out loud?”

“ I think you just did yes.”

Naruto got all flustered and ran toward the door.

“ Pretend you haven’t heard any of it kay? G’night.”

( In the Hallway)

“ You’re kiddin right?”

“ No I’m not.” Naruto said. “ You’ll have to sleep with me tonight.”

“ Ya right!!” Sasuke hissed. “ I’ll take the couch. I’m not sleeping in the same bed as you.”

“ Do as you wish, but there’s no couch and the floor is really not comfortable. If you ever change your mind and decide to take half of my bed I won’t touch you. Promised.” The blond said with a serious tone and began walking away from Sasuke in direction of his room.


~**~~**~


Sasuke was in the river. He was half out of the water that was almost evaporating at the touch of his heated skin. He couldn’t sleep. He tried the floor, the chair and even the table. On none of these was he able to find sleep. He got on half of the bed and for an hour, he turned and turned and turned trying to avoid Naruto as much as possible. He COULDN’T SLEEP! It was no use, not while Naruto kept on breathing in his ears and slid his fingers on his pale skin once in a while, so he decided to go for a midnight swim, maybe he could get rid of his little problem…


Naruto woke up and looked to see if Sasuke was sleeping.

“…”

“ Sasuke?”

No answer. “ Maybe he went outside to get fresh air. Argh what an idiot!” He scold himself. “ I should of let him have my bed.”

He got outside and began searching for Sasuke.

Naruto was wandering in the forest still looking for his teammate when he heard some weird sounds and went to see what was going on. He was now near a river and got his way through some bushes.

"........."

Sasuke was in the river, totally naked and was stroking himself. Naruto couldn’t believe his eyes, the man he loved was masturbating himself right in front of him.

“ Hnnnnnnnn” Sasuke was moaning and panting as he stroke his member harder and faster in his right hand while thrusting his hips forward at the same time.


“ Aaahhhnnn!!!” He was coming near his climax and could only see blank and hear nothingness.


“ Aahh…Na…Na..ru…Hhnnnn!!!” He cried out splashing his seeds in the water below. Sasuke fell on his knees and let his body lay on the riverbank.

Naruto drop to his knees too, but then regretted it badly as he tried to hang on to a branch that broke instantly under his weight. He rolled out of the bushes and ended up falling in the river.


‘ OH SHIT!!’


“ N-NARUTO???!!!!!”

TBC

Ouiinnnnnnn!! This chapter sucks!!! It’s more of a tease than anything else…(sigh) For 3 months, I couldn’t escape my damned block..Maudit sydrome de la page blanche de mes deux!!! Anyway, that’s basically all I could get out of my brain right now so if you think it really REALLY sucked that bad, let me know and I’ll delete it. Héhé =^_^=

Oh! My beta is still on vacation, so for now, sorry for my grammar errors everyone!